Chapter 874: Procrastination
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Mr. Ma is clever and has a heartbroken look.
If Yan Yunge is not the emperor, it seems that the crime is extremely heinous, and the crime is unforgivable.
Looking at his anxious and chaotic appearance, Yan Yunge couldn't continue to keep a straight face, and couldn't help laughing.
"Mrs. Ben didn't say that she would not be called the emperor, why are you in a hurry."
Mr. Ma's face was sunny after the rain, and he laughed.
"Congratulations, Madame, Mrs. Hexi! If you change your mind, you should call your majesty. ”
Yan Yunge had a straight face again.
She criticized very seriously: "Less nonsense! Whether to be an emperor or not, and how to be an emperor, these are all things in the future. I will discuss it with the general, and I will not bother you.
Wait a minute, you go and tell those people in the yamen, tell them to work hard, and don't think about what they have and don't have all day long.
Before Beiliang was defeated, he began to worry about whether Mrs. Ben was going to be the emperor, and if she ate too much, she had nothing to do?
Is the population count of Beiliang clear, is the number of acres counted, how many ready-made fields that can be cultivated, and how much abandoned land have been figured out?
Do you understand the intricate relationships between the families in various places?
If the matter is not done, I will worry about Mrs. Ben's affairs, and Mrs. Ben is really too kind to you.
From now on, leave an extra hour to work overtime. Anyway, being idle is idle, so it's better to do more errands. ”
Mr. Ma never expected that he would work hard to get everyone the treatment of working overtime for an hour every day.
Boom......
"Madame is framing the students! If you work overtime for an hour every day, students will definitely be killed. ”
Yan Yunge raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You have rough skin and thick meat, you can't be killed." It's okay, just go down and do things if it's okay. ”
Mr. Ma turned back step by step, still hoping that Yan Yunge could take back his life.
How......
Everything is delusional.
The young man Xiao Yuanchu ran in from outside.
First, he took a big sip of water and wiped the corners of his mouth directly with his sleeve, looking informal.
Yan Yunge glanced at him, "Sweating profusely, where are you going to fool around?" ”
"My mother wronged me, and I just came back from school."
"Have you done your homework?"
"Mother rest assured that the homework has been completed long ago. I'm not Yuan Jia, and he won't finish his homework until the last minute. I finished my homework early and played boldly. ”
Yan Yunge shook his head, looking helpless.
The personalities of the two sons are really a bit of a divergence.
An acute sub, a procrastination.
Xiao Yuanjia is a young boy who has already learned the essence of procrastination.
Just like the author, he resolutely doesn't code words until the last moment, time is always wasted minute by minute, and he feels tired every day.
It's hopeless!
Xiao Yuanchu was mysterious, "My son heard that his mother and father were going to ascend the throne and become emperors, so wouldn't I become a prince in the future." Then my identity will rise with the tide? ”
He was originally very serious, but he became excited as he spoke, and he looked very nervous.
Yan Yunge looked at him coldly, "Do you really want to be a prince?" ”
Xiao Yuanchu scratched his head, a little unsure.
The young man's preferences are always for a while, he likes the round one today, and he may like the square one tomorrow, and he doesn't have a long nature.
He said: "My son has never been a prince, and I don't know what it is like to be a prince. It must be very majestic when you think about it. ”
Yan Yunge sneered: "There are a group of people around me who are good at patting on the back, of course they are majestic. ”
"I don't need a sycophant. Where I am good and where I am not enough, I know better than anyone else. However, once in a while my mother would praise me, I must have been very satisfied. ”
After speaking, he looked at each other a little expectantly, and a little embarrassed.
Yan Yunge pursed her lips and smiled, "I've done my homework well recently, I'm very satisfied." ”
"Mother is really satisfied?" He lay on the table, his eyes blazing.
Yan Yunge nodded heavily, "There is no need for this palace to lie to you. Think for yourself, have you been criticized and punished lately? No! It's proof that you've been doing well lately. ”
"Thank you, Mother!" Xiao Yuanchu was very satisfied.
has the praise of parents, which is better than any identity.
"Do you want to go to the army for exercise?"
Think about it!
Xiao Yuanchu nodded again and again, he wanted to go out in his dreams.
Going to the army to train is great, fulfilling his dream.
Good man, how can there be a scene where you don't yearn to command thousands of troops and horses, and when you wave your hand, the enemy will be wiped out.
"If you are willing, in two days you will go to the front with the baggage troops. Remember, when you enter the army, you are a soldier, and everything obeys the orders of the superiors. If you dare to put on a young master's stand in the army, openly confront the superiors, and corrupt the discipline in the army, you will not be spared. ”
"The son must obey the military order well, not to cause trouble to his mother and father, and not to disgrace you!"
The young man assured loudly, his eyes full of excitement and anticipation.
Looking at his energetic appearance, Yan Yunge was also very happy.
Then, with a wave of his hand, he sent the stinky boy away.
Xiao Yuanchu ran out excitedly, he was going to 'show off', he was going to 'Show'.
Younger brother Xiao Yuanjia will definitely be envious again.
Outcome......
Xiao Yuanjia was not envious at all.
"Go to the army to endure hardships, big brother, can't you think about it? With my father's temper, I will definitely not take special care of you, you have to practice and do things with the big soldiers, which is very tiring. ”
"Therefore, it becomes a habit for you to be lazy, and you have to put off your homework until you can't put it off before you are willing to write. At my mother's place just now, my mother asked about your homework, and you had better finish it early, so that your mother wouldn't be able to hand over anything if your mother did a spot check. ”
Xiao Yuanjia scratched his head, and the random inspection homework was terrible!
He muttered to himself, "I just want to be a second ancestor who eats and waits for death, why is it so difficult." ”
Xiao Yuanchu patted him on the shoulder and looked at him sympathetically, "If you want to be a second ancestor who eats and waits for death, first of all, you have to learn the ability to make sure that when you are messing around outside, you will not be deceived or fooled."
If you are half a bucket of water for everything, people with a higher level of Taoism will be able to deceive you, and maybe even affect your father and mother.
You've seen all the shrewd businessmen and officials outside.
Do you think that with your current knowledge, you can handle them?
As soon as people talk about lotus flowers, they can say that you are confused, and you can't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, right and wrong.
Brother, it doesn't hurt to read more with snacks. Even if we are the second ancestor, we must be the most bullish second ancestor. ”
Xiao Yuanjia stared at him with wide eyes.
Hum!
"When will I be able to go to Jianzhou? Jianzhou is the largest city in the world, and I want to see it. ”
"According to the age when I went to Jianzhou, you will have to wait at least two years. Also, when you go to Jianzhou, you may not be able to see the style of Jianzhou, and you may be punished by the Queen Mother for copying books for several months and not going out. ”
Xiao Yuanjia immediately complained: "Do you think I'm as stupid as you? actually ran to the emperor and talked nonsense, and deserved to be punished. ”
Ahh......hhh
This is Xiao Yuanchu's black history.
He flexed his fingers and flicked it on his brother's head.
Xiao Yuanjia was in pain, touching his head and being very unconvinced, "You are stupid." In my case, I promised not to say a word in front of the emperor. I will answer whatever the emperor asks, and I will not say a word more. ”
Xiao Yuanchu rubbed his head and smiled, "Don't worry, I'm a wise man." At the beginning, I didn't expect that the people around the emperor would be the eyes of the queen mother. I knew that I would definitely be like you, and I would never take the initiative to say a word. ”
Xiao Yuanjia grimaced at him, "You go to the army to eat sand, don't pay attention to safety." If you have an accident, the burden of the whole family will be on me alone, and I can't afford it with my small body. ”
"You're just lazy!"
Xiao Yuanjia accepted the eldest brother's evaluation with peace of mind.
You can be lazy, why be so diligent.
With his background and family background, he can be leisurely.
Moreover, he is not the eldest son, so he does not have to inherit the family business, of course he can do whatever he wants.
But......
Looking at the table full of homework, it is better to read the book first, and when he is crowned, he can be at ease!
……
Xiao Yuanchu was going to the front-line military camp for training, and Mr. Ji was very worried.
"The sword has no eyes, isn't Madam worried about the eldest son's accident?"
"Sir, don't worry, if you are in the army, the officers and soldiers in the army will protect him. And he has guards around him for twelve hours a day, so nothing will happen. ”
The old man is still not at ease. The eldest prince is still so young, how can Mrs. be willing to let him go to the front-line military camp for training, it is too ruthless. ”
Yan Yunge snorted and laughed, "Sir, have you forgotten that when Xiao Yi was so old, he was already a general in the army and began to fight on the battlefield. He even started a murderous business. ”
Mr. Ji shook his head again and again, "How can that be the same!" The general has been independent and assertive since he was a child, and he began to wander out at a young age.
The eldest prince has never left his wife's side since he was a child, although he has learned a skill, but after all, he has never seen blood with a real knife or a real gun. The old man always thought it was inappropriate. ”
Yan Yunge said patiently; "Children always have to go out to practice, to grow knowledge, to practice courage. Xiao Yat also blamed me for protecting the two children too well, and I should have thrown the children out to beat the experience earlier. ”
"The general is ruthless! My own children don't hurt, who will. ”
"There are gentlemen who love them! Sir, don't say it again, Yuan Chu can't escape this time, and he himself is very willing to go out to practice. ”
"The old man has a saying, I don't know whether to ask or not."
"Sir, please."
Mr. Ji pondered for a while, and cautiously probed: "When the North Beam is laid, half of the country will be owned." Madame and General, what are you going to do next? ”
"Sir wants to ask me if I have any plans to ascend the throne and become emperor, right?"
Since she took the initiative to talk about this topic, Mr. Ji suddenly felt relaxed and relieved.
He also became direct, "Madame, is she going to ascend the throne and become emperor?" ”
Yan Yunge smiled and asked, "What does Mr. think I should do?" ”
Mr. Ji frowned slightly, "This thing is not easy to do, it still depends on your and Xiao Yi's intentions." I heard that Mr. Ma gave you an idea, so that you husband and wife can ascend the throne together and become the emperor, and call the two saints, maybe it is also a way. ”
"Mr. is really well-informed, and Mr. Ma does suggest so. I'm still thinking about how to do that. ”
"No matter what you decide, the old man has no opinion. The important thing is that you must discuss with Xiao Yat in advance, and you must not ruin the relationship between husband and wife for this matter. ”
"Thank you, sir, I know what to do."