Chapter 1: Strange Advertising
"The sun is so big."
Zheng Fan wiped the sweat from his forehead, riding a three-wheeled electric car, and occasionally a trace of hot wind blew.
"This damn weather, even the wind is hot."
After complaining again, Zheng Fan stepped on the brake, took a package in his hand, and skillfully dialed the phone.
"Hello, it's Miss Zhang, I'm going against the wind to express the courier, yes, I'm here at the doorman downstairs, please take the courier."
hung up the phone, lit a cigarette, and Zheng Fan habitually looked around.
"Hey, isn't this the post anti-courier, the slowest courier in the legend."
took a puff of cigarette and was about to brush up on the circle of friends and watch a small video to pass the time, when suddenly, Zheng Fan's eyes widened, full of surprise.
Not far away, the post courier, one-handedly dragged the chassis of the electric car, directly lifted the car over his head, his face was still full of relaxation, obviously did not take much effort.
"This horse, Superman?"
Zheng Fan hurriedly turned on the camera function of his mobile phone, planning to record this rare scene and send a small video, I believe it will get a lot of likes.
It's a pity that the anti-courier seemed to have discovered Zheng Fan's intentions, glanced at Zheng Fan contemptuously, shook his right hand, and threw the three-wheeled electric car with a small volume on the ground, laughing like crazy.
"Haha, labor and management don't have to go to work anymore! Deliver courier? And send a ball! ”
As he spoke, he left without looking back.
Zheng Fan swallowed his saliva vigorously, and said in his heart: "This buddy, what kind of courier do you send with this divine power, it's a pity not to go to the construction site to move bricks." ”
Although it is an exaggeration to hold up hundreds of pounds of things with one hand, it is very exaggerated, but the most important thing in the world is a capable person, a few days ago he saw a strong man who can lift a thousand pounds in a short video, so although he was surprised, he didn't take it seriously, but secretly had some envy.
Men always advocate strength.
After waiting for more than 20 minutes, Miss Zhang, who had just called, picked up the courier, and Zheng Fan drove the small three-wheeler back to his courier company to prepare for a lunch break.
This is a distribution warehouse, the workers in it will express the parcels, according to the different areas of the city, after the division, the courier will belong to the part of the parcel in the car and then go to the delivery.
Now at noon, it is the lunch break, Zheng Fan spent ten yuan to eat a Yangzhou fried rice, and then lay on the desk in the office, ready to sleep.
"There is air conditioning, it's comfortable, Xiao Zheng, how many tickets did you send today?"
A middle-aged man lying on the table in the middle said with a smile.
Zheng Fan put his head on his arm, closed his eyes and said: "I sent more than a dozen tickets, you don't know, there are fewer and fewer packages entering the port recently, it is estimated that the postage of our headwind express is too high." ”
A sense of sleepiness struck, and Zheng Fan said impatiently: "Lao Zhang, can you make a quieter TV sound, I'm going to sleep." ”
On the projector in the office, the hottest TV series of the moment is playing - 'The Great Sage is here again'.
Lao Zhang was a little embarrassed, smiled and said yes, and then lowered his voice a little.
Zheng Fan's frowning brows eased a little, and he was ready to go on a date with Zhou Gong's sister...
"Attention citizens, attention citizens! Zombies have broken out all over the world, they are not afraid of knives and guns, and they cannot be destroyed, everyone must prepare food and water, stay in their own homes and don't go out, don't go out, wait for rescue..."
When people are woken up while sleeping, they will be very angry, Zheng Fan is no exception, he slapped the table and said angrily: "Lao Zhang, your uncle!" Didn't it make you quieter? ”
Lao Zhang is forty-five years old this year, and he was pointed at and scolded by a young man in his twenties, and he was very unhappy: "Don't blame me!" It's this interstitial advertisement, and the voice suddenly gets louder, who are you shouting at? ”
Zheng Fan glanced at the projector when he heard this, only to see a middle-aged woman above repeating it: "Please pay attention, please pay attention, please pay attention!" Zombies have erupted all over the world, and they are not afraid of swords and guns......"
After looking closely, there was a bottle of drink on the woman's right hand: "This is a caca-coa drink, right, the current advertising company is really bullish, and this kind of advertising that may cause panic among the masses dares to fight indiscriminately?" ”
Rubbing his temples, he didn't feel sleepy, and glanced at the time of his mobile phone, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon, and he was going to continue to deliver the courier again.
Zheng Fan ignored Lao Zhang, who was still angry, these two people quarreled all day long, and they were used to it for a long time, so they wouldn't really get angry.
I pulled out a pack of tissues from my pocket and went into the bathroom.
Playing with mobile phones in the toilet is a habit for many people.
Open the short video of Pipi Pig, and prepare to watch a few funny jokes to relax your mood. But as soon as I opened the software, the first small video was: "Attention citizens, please pay attention!" Zombies have erupted all over the world, and they are not afraid of swords and guns......"
"His grandmother's, damn the ads? Labor and management will never drink cacao again, I want to protest! ”
After sliding down several videos in a row, you can swipe around, all the video content is this advertisement, Zheng Fan began to feel that something was wrong.
"I didn't even like all the videos, not even a single comment? Could it be that it involves such a sensitive topic that can cause panic, and many skin friends dare not reply? ”
"No, this doesn't fit the character of the leather friend, I'll complain."
Zheng Fan clicked on the comment window and was about to comment, but found that he couldn't click on it no matter what.
"Broken phone! It's stuck again, and sooner or later I changed you. ”
After going to the toilet and washing his hands, Zheng Fan drove his little three-wheeler to deliver the courier.
All the way to the head of that strange advertisement.
"There is definitely an anomaly, this kind of sensitive advertisement, with my understanding of the Pipi Pig platform, it is impossible to pass the review. And it's not just Pippi Pig, no APP dares to let such a video out, even if it's a joke. ”
"Every one of them is this advertisement, including when the TV is on in the office, it also jumps out of this advertisement, and it is played over and over again, maybe it is not just an advertisement."
Zheng Fan thought about it, made up his mind, and prepared to buy some water and food for backup.
He is a more cautious person, three years ago, I don't know which bastard spread the rumor, saying that the price of salt will skyrocket in the future, Zheng Fan went to buy a hundred catties of salt and put it at home.
Although he was pitted very miserably in the end, a hundred catties of salt, where did normal people use so much? But Zheng Fan doesn't regret it at all, because what if the rumors are true?
Coming to the door of a small shop, Zheng Fan stopped the car.
"Boss, bring me two boxes of mineral water, and then bring me two boxes of Master Li's instant noodles."
Zheng Fan took out his wallet and took out a hundred yuan and put it on the table of the shop owner.
"Okay, two boxes of mineral water, two boxes of instant noodles, a total of five hundred yuan."
Zheng Fan was a little confused, and said with a smile: "The boss wants to go crazy for money?" This thing is 500 yuan, why don't you grab it. ”
The boss snorted lightly, took out his mobile phone, and played a video for Zheng Fan to see.
It's that ridiculous 'advertisement'.
"See? Five hundred yuan is already cheap for you, and in two days, it is estimated that you will not be able to buy these things even if you have money. ”
Zheng Fan was a little speechless, but he didn't want to argue about anything, so he ignored the boss, turned around and drove the small three-wheeler, and came to a regular large supermarket.
After queuing for more than half an hour, I successfully bought three boxes of mineral water, three boxes of instant noodles, plus some small snacks, all at normal prices.
He wanted to buy more, but unfortunately his little tricycle couldn't hold too much.
I quickly drove the car back home and put the food up to the fifth floor.
He rents the kind of old building, there is no elevator, in front of the building is a four-meter-high earthen wall, three old buildings are connected together, by this earthen wall a gear, and the small alley is no different, barely able to pass two tricycles side by side, the only advantage is that the rent is cheap.
After the food was moved, he did not hesitate, and moved the express package in the carriage into his rental house.
"These couriers, just send them tomorrow, according to normal performance, it is not a big deal to delay for a day, at most it is hard tomorrow, and you have to buy as much food and water as possible today."
The boss of the mobile phone, the office computer, and the small supermarket all saw the 'advertisement', and Zheng Fan believes that perhaps people all over the world have also seen this advertisement at this moment.
Even if it's a rumor, someone will believe it. A little later, there may be no food in the major supermarkets.
Sure enough, at this moment, in large supermarkets, there is already a long queue of people to buy things, and some small supermarkets are ridiculously expensive, and there are even some small shops that directly close their doors and refuse to sell any goods.
Compressed biscuits, beef jerky, all kinds of instant noodles, small snacks, piled up in Zheng Fan's car.
After moving the food into the house again, he lay down on the bed and let out a long breath.
"It cost more than a thousand dollars, so let's do it first. I only earn three or four thousand a month, it's all hard money, and it's impossible to buy food with all my belongings, if it's another rumor, then the loss will be big. ”
Although there are still many doubts, he subconsciously thinks that this is a rumor, and he just buys these foods to be prepared.
"Anyway, these foods are packaged in bags, and the shelf life is still long, even if it is a rumor, it is not a waste to eat it slowly in the future."
"By the way, if something so big happens, I have to remind Zhang Miao and let him stock up a little bit of food."
Zheng Fan is an orphan who grew up in an orphanage, and Zhang Miao is his only good friend.
After finishing junior high school, Zheng Fan didn't even study in high school because of his bad grades, so he came out to work.
His good friend Zhang Miao was very competitive and was admitted to a good university.
Zheng Fan has changed many jobs over the years, but none of them have gone well until he became a courier.
His dream is to save some money, join a courier site, and be a small boss.
"Huh? Can't get through, are you in arrears? ”
Zheng Fan was a little puzzled: "I just paid 200 yuan for the phone bill a few days ago, and I need to make a lot of calls to deliver the express, and I have no reason to owe money for the exclusive package that I specially handled." ”
"Call and ask customer service."
Zheng Fan dialed the customer service number of the 'motionless' company, five minutes passed, and there was still no sound on the phone.
"The network can't even be connected, disconnected?"
Looking at the time, it was already seven o'clock in the evening, and it was getting dark, but Zheng Fan had to go out, he felt that there was a problem with his mobile phone, if he didn't fix the mobile phone today, how would the express delivery be delivered tomorrow?
Just as he was about to leave the door, there was a knock at the door.
"Knock, knock, knock..."
It was loud, not like a fist knocking on the door, but a little, like hitting the door with your body...