Break the silence of the night

"It's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire!!"

"Hurry up, the grain and grass are on fire, go and put out the fire."

"What do you sleep, all the grain and grass are about to be burned, so hurry up and put out the fire for Lao Tzu!"

"Oh no, the granary in the east is also on fire, come on."

"Hurry up and put out the fire, go put out the fire, go put out the fire!!!"

A panicked scream broke the night that should have been silent.

In an instant, the fire lit up, and the panicked expressions could be seen on everyone's faces.

Ouyang Lie, who was woken up, didn't have time to put on his clothes, so he rushed out of the tent, "Don't you want to live, what's the noise in the middle of the night?" ”

A soldier happened to be passing by and heard Ouyang Lie's anger, and instantly collapsed to the ground, trembling and said, "Wangwang Wang, no, it's not that we want to quarrel, it's that the grain and grass are on fire." ”

"Hmph, the widow will not know that the grain and grass are on fire? They are all commanded by widows.

You're fine, why panic? ”

"Huh? The grain and grass that the king ordered to be lit? ”

Ouyang Lie snorted coldly, "What, what decision does the widow need to agree to?" ”

"No, no, no, that's not what the minion meant." Although the trembling soldiers were shocked in their hearts, they did not dare to interfere with the imperial power, "Then that king, do you still need to save the fire?" ”

Ouyang Lie kicked over, "Save? Do you know how long the widow has been waiting for this day?

If you don't have a brain, get out of the way of the widow, don't hinder the widow from achieving the great cause! ”

The young soldier glanced at Ouyang Lie with a neurotic look, and then ran away in a hurry.

The king is crazy, the king is crazy, the king is crazy.

While running, he muttered in his mouth, and said it when he met people.

But he did not forget that it was the king's order to burn grain and grass, so he also said it together.

Until the next morning, when Ouyang Lie woke up, he didn't see the breakfast on the table that had been prepared early in the past, and he was furious, "Come on!" ”

The minions who came in were all trembling and searching, and they didn't dare to look directly at Ouyang Lie, "Your Majesty, the minions are here." ”

"What about breakfast, when is it, why don't you pass it on yet?"

The minions were stunned and didn't know what to say.

fell into Ouyang Lie's eyes, and it became their mistake, "What about the widow asking you, what about breakfast, are you all dumb?" ”

"Back to the king, breakfast, breakfast...... I can't make breakfast. ”

"What do you mean you can't make breakfast? The widow doesn't want to live anymore! ”

Plop, plop, several minions knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

"Yes, yes, yes, your majesty, the slave is not lying, this breakfast really can't be made."

"It's just nonsense, come on!"

Ouyang Lie looked at the few dog minions in front of him who didn't know what crazy nonsense they were talking about, and he was so angry that there was smoke on his head.

"Humble duty."

"Pull these wastes out for the widow and rectify the Fa on the spot!"

The two soldiers looked at each other, "Yes, Your Majesty." ”

A few minions kneeling on the ground frantically kowtowed and begged for mercy, "Your Majesty, your majesty spare your life, your majesty spare your life." ”

"The quarrel is dead, quickly pull the widow out, and immediately rectify the Fa on the spot."

Ouyang Lie's ruthlessness made several minions panic.

And one of them shouted at Ouyang Lie unwillingly, "Hahahaha, Ouyang Lie, Ouyang Lie, do you think you can dominate the world if you kill us?"

Obviously, he gave the order to burn the grain and grass on his own nerves, but now he blames us, people like you will never have a chance to dominate, because they are too stupid! ”