Chapter 138: Fat House Happy Water

"Brother Xiahou, in Xia Yetian."

Ye Tian pointed at Ning Caichen, who was still shrunk behind him, and said, "This scholar's name is Ning Caichen, and he went to Guobei County with me." ”

Xiahou Swordsman laughed, and then took out three steamed buns from his pocket, two of which were handed to Ye Tian and the others, and the remaining one ate by himself.

Originally, in Ye Tian's impression, Xiahou swordsman forcibly sought Yan Chixia to learn, and he was addicted to beauty and was sucked by his grandmother's essence and died, he should be that kind of violent and womanizer, but he didn't expect to have such a character.

Ye Tian took the steamed bun, it was already cold and stiff, and he didn't know how long it was, so he handed it to Ning Caichen.

However, seeing that Ning Caichen didn't eat it, but just held it in his hand, Ye Tian then remembered that although this person seemed to be a bully, he still had the arrogance of a scholar in his bones who didn't eat the food he came, this Xiahou swordsman, wantonly killing people, I am afraid that it left a very bad impression in Ning Caichen's heart, so it is understandable not to eat.

Ye Tian took the steamed bun back, handed it to Xiahou Swordsman, and said, "Thank you Brother Xiahou for the food, but Brother Ning and I are not hungry, so you should eat it yourself." ”

Xiahou Swordsman is not a stingy person, he directly took back the steamed buns, ate them in three or two bites, and left in the heavy rain.

Ning Caichen looked at the Xiahou swordsman who was slowly walking away, and said with some indignation: "This person is so hateful, he kills people at will, how can such an act be done by a gentleman." ”

Ye Tian smiled and said, "This matter, you can see it on both sides. ”

Pointing to the corpse on the ground, he said: "They should usually do the business of killing people and stealing goods, if they don't run into Xiahou Swordsman, but against us, what do you think will happen?" ”

"Then you can't kill people directly, you can report to the official and send the yamen." Ning Caichen said.

It seems that this Ning Caichen is suitable for being an official, he likes to follow the rules, this is very good, he has a kind heart, and he can always abide by the rules, if he grows up, he may become a sharp sword for Ye Tian to achieve his task.

"You're right, but everything is based on the fact that you have force, if you are robbed, maybe they will kill you after robbing, and you have no ability to resist, I'm right." Ye Tian said.

"But, it's ......" Ning Caichen looked tangled.

Ye Tian continued: "If you want to do justice, you have to have the ability to do so, otherwise it's just empty talk, no one will listen to you, and no one wants to listen to the words of a person who is weaker than yourself." ”

Ning Caichen was fighting fiercely in his heart at the moment, he had no quarrel with the world before, he was just reading the book of sages and sages, and when he really went out, he found that it seemed to be really a society where people eat people, and finally he nodded at Ye Tian as if he had figured it out.

"It's good if you can understand, I know you're also hungry and don't want to eat Xiahou Swordsman's things, so eat my things."

Ye Tian flipped his wrist, and an old McDonald's family bucket appeared in his hand, took out the burger and handed it to Ning Caichen, Ye Tian has never treated his stomach badly since he got the space ring, and he put everything he wants into the space ring in case of emergency.

Ning Caichen took the hot hamburger in his hand, took a bite, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said loudly: "You still say that you are not a god, I have never seen such delicious food!" You must be a god. ”

This delicious food made Ning Caichen completely convinced, chewing the meat inside, eating the bread outside, the hamburger was 10,000 times better than anything he had eaten before, and the feeling of fullness in one bite made him very satisfied.

"Eat slowly, there are still things, take whatever you want."

Ye Tian put the family bucket on the stone between the two, took out a chicken leg, and began to eat it.

Although these things are not as good as some other foods, they are better because they have more variety, taste good, and are not troublesome to clean up, so I brought a lot of them.

In his space ring, there are some other ingredients and pots and pans, and if you have the chance, you may even get a pot of hot pot out.

Soon, Ning Caichen finished the hamburger in his hand, licked his fingers, and looked reluctant, this taste really made him want to stop.

"There's more, don't save me, you also say that I'm a god, I can eat it if I want to." Ye Tian pointed to the family bucket and said.

"Good!"

When Ning Caichen heard Ye Tian's words, he also thought that the immortals must have a lot of these things, no wonder they are not rare at all, but Ye Tian is not rare, he is very rare, and hurriedly took out some chicken nuggets and fries from them and ate them.

"Ah...... This meat is so tender! ”

"What's this, why is it so crispy, it tastes a bit like a potato."

"This dough is full of meat in the middle, and it's delicious."

Finally, after Ning Caichen ate another chicken roll, ten chicken nuggets, and a bag of fries, he couldn't eat anymore.

"Whew...... So full......"

Ning Caichen touched his stomach very satisfied, looking at the gradually smaller rain outside, he was also full of emotion, he didn't expect that he, an ordinary person, could also eat the food that only the gods in the sky could eat, it was really a worthwhile trip.

"Here, this is the happy water of the fat house." Ye Tian took out two cups of Coke, inserted a straw, handed Ning Caichen a glass, and then began to drink.

"What does Fat Boy Happy Water mean, can it make people happy and fat?"

Ning Caichen learned from Ye Tian and also took a sip of the straw.

"Ahem!"

A sudden bite choked Ning Caichen coughing again and again, and it took a long time to recover.

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Don't worry, drink slowly, it's certain that this thing will make people fat, but whether it can make people happy or not depends on each person." ”

This happy fat house water is the self-deprecation of the fat house, which means that the high-calorie food and unhealthy lifestyle are called 'fat house happy xxx', so it extends to the fat house happy chicken calf (fried chicken), fat house happy snacks (fries, popcorn, etc.), and also extends to the "fat house happy beast" - cat.

In ancient times, people, especially scholars, stayed at home every day to study, which can be regarded as conforming to the image.

"Oh, my mother has always said that I am a little thin, and with the fat house happy water you gave by Ye Shenxian, I will definitely get stronger." Ning Caichen said happily.

Then, not so hard, he took a gentle sip, and this time he really tasted the taste of Coke, which was a sweet, icy feeling that hit his brain.

Later, I gradually mastered the know-how, and I smoked as much as I wanted, and tasted deliciously.

It wasn't until the last sip was drunk that I had a long hiccup.

After the fight, Ning Caichen covered his mouth, realizing that he was a little carried away, and hurriedly said to Ye Tian: "Ye Shenxian, I'm sorry, I'm out of shape." ”

"It's okay, besides, you don't need to call me Ye Shenxian, let's call me Brother Ye, it sounds kind." Ye Tian said.

Of course, Ning Caichen was busy saying that he could call himself a brother and a brother with the immortals, this is a treatment that even the emperor does not have, this time to collect the accounts, it is really the right time, thinking of his seriously ill mother, he hurriedly asked again: "Brother Ye, Brother Ye, my mother is seriously ill in bed, do you have any way to cure it?" ”

I really think that I am the kind of immortal who can count if I pinch my fingers, Ye Tian said a little speechlessly: "You have to describe your mother's symptoms to me, so that I can prescribe the right medicine." ”

"Oh, that's it, my mother......"

Ye Tian listened to Ning Caichen's description for a long time, and then he barely heard that his mother had a severe cold and was sick in bed.

Also, in ancient times, the mortality rate of colds was particularly high, there were no special drugs and other drugs that worked quickly, and traditional Chinese medicine conditioning was not expensive, so it is no wonder that Caichen would spend so much effort to collect the accounts here.

"Okay, I see, you take this."

After Ye Tian understood the situation, he took out a pill from the space ring, this pill is a highly effective medicine that quickly strengthens resistance, and ordinary diseases can be cured with one piece, which is also a gift from Hua Tianxia.

"Will this pill save my mother? Could it be the Nine Turns Golden Pill? Ning Caichen muttered in disbelief, a small pill can save a person who is seriously ill in bed, this is not Jin Dan, what is this?

"Well, anyway, if you take it back and give it to your mother, it will definitely cure the disease." Ye Tian said.

"Thank you so much to Ye Shen and Brother Ye! Thank you, thank you! Ning Caichen hurriedly took out a rag like a baby, wrapped it, and put it in his arms.

Ye Tian asked again: "Then do you go home directly now, or continue to go to Guobei County to collect the debt?" ”

"Brother Ye, people don't stand without trust, since I promised the account office to help them collect the accounts, I can't give up halfway, I believe that the collection will be completed soon, and it will not be too late to go back then." Ning Caichen thought for a while and said.

As soon as Ning Caichen finished saying this, the rain in the sky also stopped, this god is quite cooperative with him, Ye Tian couldn't help but smile.

Then, Ye Tian stood up and said, "Then let's go, it's not too early." ”

"Well, okay, okay."

Ning Caichen hurriedly packed up his things and went on the road with Ye Tian again.

Before leaving, Ye Tian saw the account book inside through Ning Caichen's small book basket, and fortunately he took out his umbrella in time to protect the account book.

Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be the same as the original book, the heavy rain will wet the account book, and the handwriting will be blurred, and when I went to collect the account, the shopkeeper of the inn didn't recognize it, and he was blown out.

Now, this ledger is intact, and I'm afraid it has also cut off the possibility of him going to Lanruo Temple, did he inadvertently break up a marriage and change the whole plot?

Ye Tian couldn't help but secretly think, perhaps, only after collecting the account, he could know.