Chapter 713 [Lao Tzu Asks You to Recite the Sutra!] 】
The faces of the thirteen great monks were as black as the ashes at the bottom of the pot, probably due to some restrictions. Even if they wanted to rush up and tear He Xiaotian apart immediately, they still had to sit cross-legged in place, muttering strange and obscure scriptures in their mouths.
Lichen's chest rose and fell, and he was obviously not light. Even if the Great Demon King scolded him viciously, or sprayed him with blood, he would not be angry.
But instead of scolding, people have an expression of I appreciate you. You appreciate my hammer! The old man is here to brainwash you...... Ah, no. but they have come to you for purpose.
It's as if I haven't seen my friends for many years, if it weren't for the brothers who came together, they would know each other. I'm afraid that they will also misunderstand the two of them, and there is an inexplicable "entanglement".
"If you don't recite the scriptures well, you have nothing to trouble me, so why bother?" He Xiaotian's tone was not at all like a caged bird trapped by someone, but an attitude of little sheep collectively lining up to feed the big bad wolf.
The live broadcast has not yet been closed, and the entire newspaper is densely packed with barrages. was full of ridicule for the thirteen senior brothers of the dust, and one by one the confidence in the Great Demon King to clean them up and others once reached the point of bursting.
There's no way, the surname He's record is strong. Even the elites of such great forces as the Great Snow Mountain and the Immortal Dynasty have all died in this world? It's just a few bald scoops who can chant scriptures, and it's not like they're ready to be caught!
If He Xiaotian has the opportunity to watch his live broadcast room now, I am afraid that he will roll his eyes widely. It is worthy of the masses who are only responsible for eating melons, and they scold Fang Fang one by one, not much worse than the keyboard warriors of the central domain.
If ordinary people are so touted, it is estimated that even if it is a waste snack, I am afraid that they will not be able to produce an illusion that the world will give up on me.
Like an amnesiac Erha, he accidentally got a wolf's notebook, and since then he has embarked on a road of no return full of thorns and bumps.
In fact, the big monks were also frightened, a group of them held the relics of the town temple, and they were stunned for a long time that they did not succeed in crossing He Xiaotian, and it was really difficult to ride a tiger.
"Work harder, wash his whole body, even if he has great skills, he can't show it." Seeing that his juniors' 'Zen hearts' were a little shaken, Lichen couldn't help but comfort. He himself was actually very frightened, but he couldn't show it. can only pretend to be a very confident Yazi, deceive the juniors, and fool himself by the way.
Perhaps it was the name of the senior brother, or the confidence in the cross-transformation technique, these people quickly stabilized their minds, and their eyes were full of emotions called determination.
If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent.
Everyone in the live broadcast room saw that He Xiaotian was slow to move, and a group of people began to discuss what the Great Demon King was going to do.
Content?
It's not a good word at all, how perverted it is. One by one, He Xiaotian was described as a vicious person who has nothing in heaven and earth, and there is only one person in hundreds of millions of stars and tens of millions of years.
The most important thing is that this newspaper in charge of live broadcast hangs in front of a monk if he dies or not. He looked at the perverted behaviors floating in the newspaper in front of him, and his eyelids twitched.
After reading the scriptures for so many years, it is the first time that I have encountered such an evil counselor. Coupled with the black mist on He Xiaotian's face, this guy couldn't help it, and his brain followed the perverted words of the melon-eating masses, constantly overthrowing Chen Xin, and his thoughts gradually changed.
"Hiss————"
Probably thinking of something that made him unacceptable, the great monk couldn't help but gasp. As a result, the scripture that was originally good was abruptly cut off.
Then it led to a disconnect with the other twelve, making it inexplicably misguided. Then, two people in the room immediately became unhappy.
“?!”
One of them, naturally, is dust. He glanced at his junior brother, and secretly said that you have been reciting the Duhua Sutra for so many years, but it must have been in the dog's belly. Why would something go wrong otherwise?
Do you know that this will kill the monks?
“!!!”
As for the other person who was unhappy, it was He Xiaotian.
I'm following the "washing", don't you concentrate on being your tool, and you still slack off on strike? Is it that I can't lift the knife anymore, or is your brother bald and floating.
The Great Demon King turned his head and looked directly at the great monk who was obviously out of touch with the rest of the people.
“???”
When the monk saw this, his heart sank.
Could it be that the Great Demon King is going to kill me as a chicken to show the monkey?
What followed was the perverted remarks in the live broadcast room, as well as the scenes that were enough to collapse in my own brain.
"You ......"
"Rub!!"
He Xiaotian raised his hand and pointed, and just spit out the word [you] in his mouth. Before he could say the rest of the words, he saw this bald man rush out with a bang, and the golden scriptures that filled the room made way for a road to heaven with great spirituality.
"Boom ————"
The great monk slammed into the wall the next moment, leaving the twelve senior brothers alone and slipping away in advance.
The thirteen people in the room, including He Xiaotian, were all stunned, looking like they had seen a ghost.
What made people feel even more fucked up was that there was an extremely terrible howl coming from outside the mouth of the humanoid cave.
"Help!!"
“???”
I'm on horseback!
He Xiaotian's nose is crooked, I haven't done anything, you're afraid of a fart. And my name isn't so loud as this.
A dignified monk, whose cultivation is not weak, was so frightened that he fled in a hurry. Listening to the cry for help in his ears, isn't this guy scared?
As for you!
Even more angry and confused than He Xiaotian was the old monk Lichen, who was confused and didn't know why. The form was originally good, and the favorable side was their thirteen senior brothers.
Why did you quit all of a sudden, and then run away alone, leaving the twelve of us here? Besides, junior brother, you TM are not things, leaving a gap for the Great Demon King, wouldn't it make our previous efforts completely in vain?
Lichen looked at He Xiaotian, who had just raised his arm, and thought to himself, why didn't I prepare a coffin when I came. Well, now, I'm afraid that I don't have the idea of going into the earth for peace.
With the temper of the Great Demon King, he and others came to cause trouble for no reason, and it is estimated that the ashes will be raised.
"Alas!"
Lichen stopped chanting and sighed.
Finally, has it come to this point?
That's it, when I came, I knew that the big demon king was not easy to mess with. Who would have thought that his junior brother would be frightened by just one action, and it would be nothing to let the other party leave, at least there was a reason to make a difference.
Suddenly, it's just a big deal to suffer a little. If that group of people wanted to rely on them to continue to find out the news, they and the others would not be killed.
When the rest of the brothers saw this, they also stopped chanting one after another. The senior brothers have all given up on the Great Demon King, so what's the matter with a few of us continuing to chant the scriptures!
He Xiaotian: "......"
I won't say anything about going one, you can stay, it's just that the "washing point" is a little slower.
But it's a bit too much to pick all of them one by one!
"Smack!"
Lichen is thinking about how to whitewash the tasks of himself and others and suffer less.
My brain hurt, and I couldn't help blurting out a sentence when I looked at it.
"it?!"
Why haven't you left yet?
Before he could speak, He Xiaotian angrily grabbed his robe and lifted it up.
"Chanting!!"
The other eleven were bald, and their eyes were stunned when they heard the words.
It's a tiger!
We'll let you go, don't run for your life. Instead, it's urging us to continue brainwashing you, ahhhh Can the monk's thing be called brainwashing? It should be said that it is a crossing.
"You ......"
Before Lichen finished speaking, He Xiaotian's big ear scraper was pumped over.
"Smack————
The crisp sound made the right side of the face hurt all the people watching.
You kid is a dead hand, you don't have any energy left!
"I'll let you recite the scriptures."
"The shaft is too deceitful!"
Lichen was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted, and angrily scolded He Xiaotian.
"Crackling!!"
The words fell, and Lichen immediately followed the back path of Jian Lao, Avalanche and others.
He Xiaotian didn't say that he didn't leave his hands, he didn't leave his face, and the big-eared scraper crackled.
Give you face and call you a tool man, don't give you face you are a Jβ.
How strong is he?
At least he kept struggling when he was slapped, and he didn't break free.
The other eleven great monks were all stunned and didn't know what to do.
After a while, their brother swollen into a pig's head.
"Bang!"
He Xiaotian casually threw the dust on the ground and continued.
"Read it to Lao Tzu."
Then he turned his head to look at the other eleven people with a fierce face, why are you waiting for not chanting scriptures.
Seeing this, the juniors and disciples shivered violently.
After that, one of them was counted as one, and immediately sat cross-legged on the ground, holding the relics in his hands and began to chant.
At that time, the holy woman made it convenient to persuade her mother to make her life right, but this mother did not believe in all her lives. Soon after, the soul god fell into the Infernal Hell. When the Brahmin woman knew that her mother was alive, she did not believe in cause and effect......"
Once again, golden scriptures filled the room, leaving the crowd watching the live stream jaw-dropping.
"Yes, the children can be taught." He Xiaotian looked at the upper left corner of his line of sight, nodded and said with an old pedantic posture.
I was smoked by someone, and my heart was full of sadness.
Whoever the old man is provoking whom!
Great Demon King, you forced me.
Ignoring the pain on his face, Lichen took out a relic with colorful light from his arms, which was very beautiful.
This is something given to him by the person behind him, and in case of danger, it can be used to defuse the catastrophe.
I didn't want to use it, but I plan to keep this kind of thing.
Right now?
The face makes people crackle, and the Elysium who doesn't save some face and make a fart is the big brother who acts as a vanguard army in the central domain?
As soon as this thing was taken out, the sound of chanting filled the entire room, instantly suppressing the voices of the eleven great monks.
A sense of peace permeates the space, as if a Buddha full of great wisdom has descended here.
It's just that before Chen could make any movements, a big hand suddenly stretched out.
A handful was fished out.
Fished out......
Fished away...
Scoop away...
Walk...
Finish...
..
.
The anger in Chen's chest was extinguished by He Xiaotian with a pop. I originally planned to give the big demon king a ruthless one, but I let the family take it away with one hand halfway. Is there anyone more unlucky in the world than him?
It always felt like God was playing with him, and at this moment he was full of emotions called remorse. If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place! When you come in, you should take out the relics and directly open a big move to get the other party.
Why bother to hold back for a long time and never show the life-saving hole card in front of the juniors and disciples, let people take it away with one move. Now it is like a rootless duckweed, being manipulated at will.
"Smack!"
Just when there was nothing to love, he received another slap on the head.
"Chanting."
I miss your grandma!!
Lichen's eyes were bloodshot, and he was in a desperate posture. After getting up, he stared at He Xiaotian and sat cross-legged on the ground, and honestly followed the rhythm of his junior disciples and began to chant the scriptures.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and I will write down today's events for the time being. Don't let me escape, or I'll be paid a hundredfold in the future.
If He Xiaotian could hear his heart, he was afraid that his wish would be granted. Great monk, you are too naïve, the person who offended my great demon king, the grave grass is at least three zhang high.
Do you still want to run for your life?
Wash and sleep, what do you want in your dreams?
"What is this thing?" He Xiaotian asked at Lichen, who was chanting the scriptures, but they didn't pay attention to him.
"Smack-"
"What are you going to do?"
Lichen glared.
"What do you ask?"
"This is an Arhat relic."
The old man endured it, anyway, he is not a person in bliss, he is a broken bone in your hands, what is the use.
"Smack————
The big monk received another slap on the head, and he was in great pain.
I saw Dust raise his head and look at him suspiciously with a swollen pig's face.
What are you doing on horseback?
"Chanting!"
"Poof—"
I have to say that He Xiaotian's skills are very strong, and he didn't take a breath, and he vomited a mouthful of blood when he was in front of him.
I've never seen a monk bullied like this.
For those surnamed He, they are all enemies anyway, and they don't blink an eye when they slap him to death.
All along, he personally agrees with one sentence.
To be merciful to one's enemies is to be cruel to oneself.
So, the enemy ≠ man!
Just toss it to death.
The corners of the mouths of the people in the live broadcast room twitched, treating people like this, you might as well kill this bald scoop with one knife.
Just as He Xiaotian was about to ask the vast number of people watching the live broadcast how many spiritual energy crystals this thing was worth, the Arhat relics in his hand suddenly burst into cracks.
“?!”
"Whoa————
Shattered.
Immediately after that, the room was full of incense, and golden flowers appeared from nothingness.
The golden scriptures in the room were like ice and snow melting, disappearing one by one.
Thousands of golden lights burst out, shaking people so much that they couldn't open their eyes.
In the broken Arhat relic, a person suddenly came out.
No, it's a bald scoop.
This man sat cross-legged in the air, with extremely long hair and a kind eyebrow.
The only downside was probably that he was a little malnourished, and his body under his robe was as thin as skin, as if it could be blown down by a random gust of wind.
"I am ......"
Before the old monk who came out of the Arhat relics finished speaking, He Xiaotian stepped forward and raised his arm high, picked up his slap and slapped it directly.
"Smack————
The thin old monk who was sitting in the air, and the rest of his words were directly held back, covering his right cheek with an expression of what are you doing.
Did I provoke you by riding a horse?