Chapter 109: Stomach Trouble
After the door of the ancestral hall was opened, the group walked in.
I saw that the coffin inside was hung up, and there were all water basins on the ground, and all the water basins were in them.
The innermost coffin in the ancestral hall fell to the ground.
Uncle Nine looked at Da Shuai and asked, "Why did this coffin fall down?"
Da Shuai said indifferently: "This is my father's coffin!"
Uncle Nine said speechlessly: "I see, but you were bitten by a zombie, don't you know it yourself?"
Da Shuai said: "Don't talk this nonsense, can you tell me how to treat me now?"
Da Shuai didn't care about what feng shui was, he just wanted to know how to treat himself.
Uncle Nine came to the coffin and looked at it: "Dashuai, you must have been bitten by the zombie inside, although the corpse poison spread all over the body, but the zombie's corpse poison is not strong, as long as the zombie's teeth are pulled out and then ground into powder and drunk, you can be cured with poison." ”
Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, the big man said, "Then what are you waiting for? Soldier, hurry up and catch the zombie for me." ”
No way!
Yang Feng has always felt that there is something wrong with this handsome brain, and now it seems that there is really a problem.
How do you catch zombies in broad daylight? unless you burn your daddy!
"This ......"
A group of soldiers, you look at me, I look at you, and no one dares to step forward.
Let's not mention that there is a zombie lying in the coffin, and this zombie is still the father of the handsome.
If something happens, they're done.
At that time, the shooting will be relatively light, and the whole family will be shot.
Uncle Nine looked at Da Shuai and said speechlessly: "Da Shuai, you don't need to be arrested, you just need to wait here until the evening, and he will come out automatically." ”
The big handsome said a little unpleasantly: "You didn't say it earlier!"
If it had been someone else, Uncle Nine would have slapped him a long time ago.
Uncle Nine said: "Zombies will bite their relatives first, as long as Dashuai is here, zombies will come out at night, and when the time comes, we will catch the zombies, pull out the zombies' teeth, grind them into powder and water for Dashuai to drink, and it will be fine." ”
The commander said: "Okay, soldiers, from now until tomorrow, if I come out first, everything will be fine, if they come out first, then they will all be shot." ”
"Yes!"
Hearing the words of the marshal, a group of soldiers ran out of the ancestral hall with guns on their shoulders, and then closed the door.
I'll go!
Doesn't this mean that if the big boss is not cured, we will all die?
Qiusheng was taken aback for a moment, and then hurriedly cast an inquiring look at Uncle Jiu.
Yang Feng looked at the handsome man with a smug face, and asked in a low voice, "Senior brother, can you bear it all like this?"
Faced with hundreds or thousands of guns, Yang Feng didn't dare to move.
But just a few guns are definitely a small problem for Yang Feng.
As a disciple of Maoshan, if Uncle Nine wants to ruin the Dashuai family, he can just move his hands and feet a little.
However, Uncle Nine is a very upright person and will not do such evil things.
Uncle Nine paused for a moment and asked, "What do you mean?"
Yang Feng didn't answer, and took out a handkerchief from his pocket to cover his nose.
Uncle Nine looked at Yang Feng and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
Yang Feng asked blankly, "What are you doing?"
Uncle Nine didn't think he wanted to do something to the handsome father, right?
Although this kind of thing is very simple, Yang Feng knows that Uncle Nine must be able to see it.
What kind of person Uncle Nine is, Yang Feng's heart is very clear.
If Yang Feng really did this, then there was no way for their senior brothers to do it.
Uncle Nine glared at Yang Feng angrily and said, "You scared me!"
Yang Feng said speechlessly: "I didn't do anything!"
Just now, Yang Feng came to such a sentence without a head, and Uncle Nine thought that Yang Feng wanted to do something.
It seems that he thinks too much, and his senior brother still knows how to be measured.
If Yang Feng wants to do something, he will never do anything to the dead, but it is very simple to make the handsome suffer a little.
Gollum!
At this time, Da Shuai's stomach screamed.
Yang Feng and the others looked at Da Shuai, this stomach is a little troublesome, it must be that he has eaten too much of the things of the Wa Kingdom.
"Not good!"
Da Shuai felt a cramp in his stomach, and he wanted to go to the bathroom.
Yang Feng hurriedly shouted: "Dashuai, you can't pull it out, otherwise it will leak the yang energy, if the zombies don't come out at night, what will you do when you get sick?"
Da Shuai blushed and yelled: "I don't care, I want to go to the toilet!"
At this time, the handsome man doesn't care about any treatment, he just needs to go to the toilet.
Yang Feng threatened: "Dashuai, if you can't cure the disease, then you will become a zombie, think about it, the army you have worked hard to cultivate will become someone else's, your wife will become someone else's, and your children will become someone else's." ”
Hearing Yang Feng's words, Uncle Nine and Qiusheng's eyes suddenly widened.
In fact, Uncle Nine and Qiusheng have long looked at the handsome man unpleasantly, but Qiusheng dares to be angry and dare not speak.
As for Uncle Jiu, he was secretly angry, but he didn't show it, lest others say that he had no grace.
I failed to fight for women before, and now I'm still angry.
Yang Feng looked at Uncle Nine with a wicked smile and said, "Senior brother, I didn't do anything. ”
At this time, Uncle Nine finally understood, why Yang Feng had been persuading Dashuai to eat the things of the Japanese people before, it turned out that eating too much of this thing would make him have stomach trouble!
The marshal hurriedly asked, "What should I do then?"
Although Da Shuai has a bit of a problem with his brain, he loves his wife very much.
When he heard that his wife would become someone else, he immediately panicked.
I saw the big handsome man covering his ass and spinning in place, not daring to open the door.
Yang Feng pointed to the location in the corner and said, "Isn't there a jar there?" you can use it if you take it farther away, but you have to go to the corner, otherwise the smell will be too big, and the zombies will not dare to come out." ”
The big handsome praised: "You kid is good, when I get better, I will definitely be rewarded, I can't help it!"
After saying this, Da Shuai took out the burial jar as a night pot, and then began to solve the problem.
"It's so cool!"
Seeing Da Shuai like this, Qiu Sheng suddenly laughed.
Uncle Nine looked at Yang Feng with a strange expression and asked, "Did you already know that if you eat too much of the things of the Japanese people, you will have stomach trouble?"
Just now, Uncle Nine and Qiusheng wanted to eat very much, but they were stopped by Yang Feng.
Yang Feng said with a smile: "Senior brother, you can't eat the things of the Japanese people, the things of the Japanese people are all seafood, fished out of the sea and then sent here, the ghost knows what happened on the way, it's strange if you don't have a stomach." ”
Hearing Yang Feng's words, Qiusheng's face changed drastically and said, "If you don't say it earlier, I'll eat it too!"
Qiusheng also ate a lot just now, and now he can't wait to spit out all the food he just ate.