Chapter 162: Toilet Turmoil

Five minutes after the news aired, the news of Commander Ye Li's death spread at an extremely terrifying speed, and quickly turned into a topic of conversation among people on the streets.

"Hey! Have you heard that Ye Li has passed away! ”

"Of course! Who doesn't know such a big news! ”

In the entire Optics Valley bunker, the sound of such conversations can be heard everywhere.

This has undoubtedly become the most panicked news after the bunker was exposed!

Major news agencies and radio stations rushed to report the news.

The newspaper of the community with a shared future for mankind, the most famous communication group in the bunker, even wrote a big black title: "The world of robots is full of disputes, and mankind has lost a great leader!" 》

"In the past three days, the human beings who survived in the cracks have received extremely shocking news one after another! What kind of blow will the sudden death of Commander ———— Yeli, the great leader who has been in charge of the Optics Valley bunker for 19 years, bring to the Optics Valley bunker? What kind of surprise will the son of Ye Li, who is qualified as the new commander with just a piece of paper, bring us in such a grim situation?

The world of robots is full of disputes, and the fate of mankind hangs in the balance.

At this time of crisis, the Optics Valley bunker has lost such a great leader forever!

How should our compatriots face such a grim situation?

......”

Not only authoritative news agencies such as the Community of Shared Future for Mankind, but even various lace magazines are also vying to report this news!

A large number of lace news magazines led by Optics Valley Entertainment News Agency are pushing the news of Ye Li's death to the peak of public opinion!

An electronic newsletter titled "The Rising Rookie in the Political Circles, the Bunker of Optics Valley Creates Glory Again" is spreading at a very fast speed in people's receiving terminals.

"Ye Shuo, an outstanding graduate of the 382nd Optics Valley Military Academy, although he was born in a famous family, he cares about the people!

Mr. Ye Shuo, the only son of Commander Ye Li, has received an excellent education since he was a child.

At the age of ten, he was already familiar with the history of human attacks, and he took history as a mirror and always walked at the forefront of mankind!

At the age of eleven, he began to receive physical training with a personal trainer, and it is reported that he can now use all kinds of firearms smoothly, small combat aircraft!

At the age of fifteen, he entered the Optics Valley Military Academy for further study with excellent results, and completed the five-year study of other cadets in only two years. It was rated as the first day in 500 years in the Optics Valley metropolis!

At the age of seventeen, he made unified decisions through the Optics Valley Council Center and held an important position in the government!

After two years of experience, it coincided with the disgraceful death of Mr. Ye Li.

What kind of surprise will this boy who grew up with the Bunker Era bring us!

Let's wait and see! ”

In the Optics Valley bunker, in order to satisfy their spiritual life, people are more inclined to choose this kind of entertainment newspaper.

As soon as this news appeared, it immediately became the focus of the whole society!

In just three hours, it has been reposted nearly 10 million times in various online forums!

You know, there are only five million people who visit the bunker!

With this report, Ye Shuo easily captured a large number of female fans, who spontaneously gathered on the streets, dressed in festive costumes, as if Ye Li's death had nothing to do with them.

In the living square of the south of Optics Valley, there are people wearing red and black clothes, gathering here in groups.

On one side is the giant holding Ye Li

A black-and-white portrait of people wearing black coats, lighting candles in their hands, and mourning this pioneer with their eyes closed!

On the other side, the scene was completely different, young women in red costumes, each of them holding projection equipment in their hands, and there were headshots everywhere.

Completely ignoring the middle-aged people mourning on that side, they happily welcomed the new life of the Optics Valley bunker one by one!

There were also hundreds of flying machines hovering in the air, and their loudspeakers were turned on to the maximum, playing on a loop the sonorous and powerful words of Ye Li when he was sworn in!

"For the glory of mankind!"

And every time it is broadcast, the girls on the ground also shout loudly and neatly!

"For the glory of mankind!"

The flying machine carrying the Grim Reaper and Tang Youcai was helplessly blocked by the aerial machine when passing through the south square of the city, and could only drive close to the ground.

And the crowd of people marching is increasing, and the ground is also congested.

Like a snail, the aircraft drove slowly through the crowded streets.

Several robots hid their bodies behind the window, although they had lived in the bunker of Optics Valley for some time, but this was the first time they had seen such a scene, and they all looked curiously at the 'pomp and circumstance' outside! ’

Just when they were distracted, Tang Youcai, who had been pretending to be asleep next to him, slowly opened his eyes.

He lifted his foot and gently kicked Death's ankle.

'What to do?' Tang Youcai cautiously made a mouth shape, and the god of death on the side immediately understood what he meant.

Glancing at the cyborg who was watching the excitement, Death stretched out his right hand and gently clenched it into a fist, and threw a soft punch at the ground.

After Tang Youcai saw the Grim Reaper's movements, he blinked with a smile on his face.

"Ah!!h

Tang Youcai suddenly screamed for no reason, holding his stomach with his hands, and a painful expression appeared on his face.

He was suffering from slight spasms all over his body, slowly squatting on the ground, squeezing his abdomen hard.

"What are you doing!"

A robot noticed Tang Youcai's movements, stood up anxiously, and squatted beside Tang Youcai.

Because Tang Youcai, Angelina, and Renault are all the names of several people highlighted by Yalvis, he repeatedly instructed Tang Youcai to be sent to the Golden Shield Mansion safely!

Therefore, this robot did not dare to move, and seeing Tang Youcai's harmless figure, the robot naturally reduced the danger level to the minimum.

Tang Youcai rubbed his lower abdomen painfully, raised his forehead and gasped and said.

"Dude! Do people have three urgency to understand! ”

"What's wrong with him?" The robot asked his companion next to him.

"I know that my database has a complete list of human physiology, according to my analysis." The robot glanced at Tang Youcai's movements, clamping his legs, squatting, covering his abdomen with his hands, and sweat the size of beans on his forehead.

"It should be a manifestation of eating too much, exceeding the load of the stomach and intestines, compressing the nerves of the brain and trying to excrete!"

The robot read the cause of the diarrhea from the database in a serious way.

"What nonsense! I'm going to! ”

Tang Youcai trembled and roared loudly.

"What should I do?" Several robots looked at each other, unable to figure out the situation for a moment.

"Ahead, pull over, there's a public toilet, take him to defecate!"

Several robots finally made a unanimous decision.

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The walker sped up sharply, and with a flick of its tail it aimed directly at the entrance of the public toilet.

After a short exchange, it was decided to divide into two groups, one to escort Tang Youcai to the toilet, and one to wait in place.

As soon as the hatch opened, Tang Youcai immediately rushed down holding his stomach, and the two robots were afraid that he would escape, so they followed closely behind him.

Tang Youcai quickly rushed to a cubicle, and the two robots also followed, stopping steadily beside Tang Youcai before closing the door.

"Hey! I'm going to! Tang Youcai shouted dissatisfied!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis has an order to keep you guarded until you enter the Golden Shield Mansion!"

The robot who introduced the principle of diarrhea said quietly.

His other companion slammed the small door of the cubicle shut, locking it tightly.

As a result, this small cubicle of less than one square meter was densely packed with three people.

Tang Youcai's bulging belly had almost touched the robot's body, and the two tall robots also bent down because of the height of the compartment.

"Our posture is a bit ambiguous!"

Tang Youcai muttered, and looked up just in time to see the one-eyed eyes of the two robots focused on him.

"Can you turn around?" Tang Youcai muttered dissatisfiedly.

"According to human physiological habits, when there are other creatures around, they will suppress their desire to excrete." The encyclopedic robot silently spoke.

The two eyes looked at each other for a moment, and with great difficulty they spun around the small cubicle, hitting their heads against the door, and bent sideways like two twisted twisted flowers.

Tang Youcai was squeezed tightly against the wall, not to mention squatting, and it was difficult to even stand.

"I hope you will excrete as soon as possible, we need to return to the Golden Shield Mansion as soon as possible, Liaison Officer Yalvis has something to say to you!"

This robot, who has always had an amiable attitude, rotated his head one hundred and eighty degrees, and patiently told Tang Youcai.

Under Tang Youcai's vicious eyes, he was amused, and squeaked back twice.

Tang Youcai couldn't help but smile bitterly, he originally thought that it wouldn't go so smoothly, but he didn't expect these robots from Hailing City to be so kind.

He shook his head with a wry smile, sucked hard, and clicked his toes back a few times so that his whole body was pressed tightly against the wall.

'Three, two, one! Tang Youcai counted softly, rushed forward, and his right arm turned into an elbow strike, slamming into the two completely unguarded robots.

Suddenly, the small cubicle was broken through by this tremendous force, and the door fell to the ground with a clatter.

The two robots, one after the other, were pressed under the fat Tang Youcai.

Before the two robots could react, Tang Youcai put two fingers on the ground and his whole body bounced.

Cyborgs are not without their weaknesses, and although they are wrapped in a thick layer of iron, the slightly darker piece of metal above their hips is the weakest point in their bodies.

Tang Youcai took two steps forward, and his right elbow slammed into the weakness of the top robot.

A few small blue sparks popped out, and the robot's one-eyed flickered for a few moments before it stopped moving.

With a slam of his hand, he grabbed the robot on it and threw it into the cubicle just now.

Looking at his relaxed appearance, it was like throwing a doll.