"Bold! This will give me kneeling to Tianxuan Hukou Waterfall to reflect! Don't forget to be kicked out of the mortal world by me! The old palace master of the palace was still puzzled when he thought about it, and looked at his pitiful b

aThe youngest son who is a fig leaf is distressed.

"I have nothing to reflect on! Old palace master, here I will make it clear to you, it's a hundred! My first man was your son, the manager of the finance lobby; Then your second son pestered me with a dead face, sang and beat me, and conjured a rabbit to tease me, and I received it in the harem!

The third one is interesting.,After 300 rounds of fighting with the Red Flame Beast of the Demon Abyss, I lost my strength.,In the end, I came out to save him.,He has promised me since then! Next, your very filial child drugged me to avenge his brothers, but he miscalculated the time and swallowed it himself, and I slept ......"

Yan Qi was very happy when he talked about the two or three things in his harem, anyway, the tape was picked off by the old palace master, and he spoke casually. Her old things were brought out without any mistakes, and she looked at the poor old palace master......

"Palace master, you can't be angry like this, you are old, you have to be careful...... the father-in-law hurriedly stepped forward to help the old palace master who stumbled down, and took out a small handkerchief out of nowhere to wipe the blood flowing from his mouth.

Who knows, this time, more blood spurted out, spraying the father-in-law's face.

"! I'm not old, I'm old and strong, or where will I get ten thousand years? My beard...... How did it become red...... Father-in-law Liang, you are responsible, you are responsible for my beard! Get out, get down for me...... Eh, son, I'm your father, don't go! ”

The palace master of the Heavenly Palace looked embarrassed, and stretched out his hand to call for foreign aid to his favorite baby son, but ......

The little palace master with a bear-child personality rolled his eyes: "Give me a decent dress first." ”

Speechless, hehe.

Yan Qi suddenly remembered the scene when the 10,000-year-old little palace master appeared in his spring, he was drunk and then took the initiative to throw his arms, taking advantage of the fact that the tape did not seal his mouth, he hurriedly opened his mouth and wanted to ask clearly: "Hey, what are you doing in my pool?" That little example of innocence, yo ......"

"Isn't it a self-proclaimed sister? Brother will tell you today, this is called doing whatever it takes to do anything! The 10,000-year-old little palace master pouted, pretending to be profound.

Yan Qi secretly calculated to himself, and the eyes of the bear child ten thousand years old palace master became more and more weird, and finally he was slurred: "So you...... After drinking wine, come to me to buy drunk, and bewitch me to sleep with you, and then ...... Sue your father, no, what are you trying to ......" Yan Qi was still a little confused.

The bear child's mind is the hardest to guess......

Wannian, Bear Child, Little Palace Master continued to look arrogant, holding that black sexy B

a, "I remember once you soaked in this place...... Is there a scene where a male pet is hit by a slingshot? ”

Yan Qi was stunned when he heard it: I knew each other so early? However, after thinking about it, she was embarrassed: So she was hit on the head with a slingshot by this bear child when she was sleeping with a beautiful man?

The little palace master continued to spit fragrantly: "I am very merciful, at that time I was thinking about whether to beat my brother into a person like Gonggong Liang......"

Liang Gonggong frightened: I am a eunuch, I can't be castrated, you are a devil, little palace master!

Yan Qi was speechless: She was remembered by this bear child so early?

"But I don't think it's fair to you to love God, so I hit a marble in your head." The little palace master finally finished speaking.

Yan Qi: !

I think it's fairest that you don't shoot a slingshot!

Seeing that the old palace master was so angry, Yan Qi's eyes were shining, and he looked dignified and elegant, "Come, I'll tell you a few stories." ”

Here's the story.

One day, the God of Wealth was working hard, writing official documents to earn gold and silver, with a good skin and the appearance of a scum.

At that time, Miss Eros Yan Qitu was fresh and cheerful, fell in love with this face and money, and pretended to be a little assistant to try to uncover the rules.

"Master, you look at me." She climbed onto the lap of the God of Wealth and quietly scratched his neck.

The God of Wealth was expressionless.

"Master, do you know why I'm here?" She doesn't give up.

Finally, the evil capitalist spoke: "Come for me." ”

"Poof-" Miss Yan Qi took a sip of hot water in her mouth and sprayed the God of Wealth in the face. But the God of Wealth is still kind.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I will compensate for the dirty clothes, and I will pay you back a good skin if I am disfigured......" At that time, Yan Qi didn't understand anything, and the thief was innocent of a little girl.

"Don't be sorry, if you spray water, you will be responsible." The words are not shocking, and the posture is endless.

Yan Qi: !

Is this considered a success in making a beautiful man?

So, in this way, Yan Qi successfully became the first girlfriend of the God of Wealth, holding an unknown amount of gold and silver mountains in his hands......

Finally one day, because a certain man got carried away in order to make money, she went crazy.

"Master, you big pig's trotters, do you love money more or do you love me more?" At that time, she asked a few officials to bring a bottle of eye drops, and the eye bubbles were swollen, pitiful, and the appearance of pear blossoms with rain made people feel pity.

However, our God of Wealth does not play according to the routine.

"I'm sorry, I think you have a bad temper, and you don't have a mountain of gold and silver that can last forever and the years are quiet. Let's break up. "It's still not amazing.

The next day, Yan Qi stole a bunch of keys to Jinshan Yinshan to open the lock, saying that it was a parting gift.

What kind of disaster did this parting gift cause?

A new restaurant was opened in the sky, and the red letters on the wooden plaque engraved "Xiujuan Restaurant" were heard to be a unique wine, and there were beautiful women and men who sang and danced and played the piano and drums to help the fun.

Yan Qi was fresh, so he grabbed the gold and silver mountains in his hands and passed over.

"Shopkeeper, another jar of Penglai spring wine! My God of Wealth, I'm just a little white rabbit, and I'm played around by you...... It's not as good as your broken money, when the old lady is full, she has nothing to hold on to find you to fall in love...... The old lady is the famous goddess of love! It's just that I rarely come forward......"

Yan Qi is drunk, and when she is drunk, she is a female madman, and she doesn't care about anything. The people around her thought she was too drunk and didn't pay too much attention to it.

However, it was heard by someone with a heart.

"This young lady, do you know the trick of the little white rabbit?" An evil and seductive voice came, revealing a sense of mystery, which instantly aroused Yan Qi's interest.

It was her future second term, and in her mouth, it was a play with a dead face haunting her.

However, he is a natural actor.

However, at this time, Yan Qi, who was drunk and crazy, was more willful: "Who are you, Tutu is so cute, you still have to play tricks with him, do you have a conscience ......?"

In Yan Qi's eyes, there was only a vague shadow, and the dotted lights were very dazzling, and only the black shadow could tolerate it......

I'm so angry! What's wrong with the God of Wealth, she doesn't want those few broken money, as long as she wants, Jinshan Yinshan can come casually!

Hmph, I'm so angry......

Woo woo, it's still so sad to fall out of love...... It's clear that she is the one who was left out, and she should propose to break up!

The old lady is unhappy, the old lady has to let go of it!

So, in an instantly sober posture, he kicked his legs and jumped up, holding the wooden table with one hand and shaking the wine poured on it, and the other hand wrapped around the man's neck, and on the side of his face, he met the lips that were also full of wine.

"This wine tastes good, give my sister another taste......"

Somehow, the man accepted it gladly, kissed it hard, and couldn't extricate himself for a while.