Chapter 1088: The Last Table of the Hundred Clans Banquet
"Okay, let's all do it, let's get down to business after this bowl of wine. Boss Zhu boldly raised the wine bowl and toasted to everyone.
"I rarely drink alcohol, but today Wang Jue is happy, if you have anything to say, you can ask! As long as I know, it's no problem. ”
Drinking the wine in the bowl in one go, Boss Zhu put down the wine bowl and wiped the corners of his mouth, and then looked at Wang Jue.
"Those women in the hall are all here for Uncle Huazi!" Wang Jue asked Boss Zhu.
"Yes, you must also know Huazi's work, his job is a new profession, and I started to worry about not making money, so I sent people to advertise everywhere in Jicheng, but who would have thought that the effect was surprisingly good, so many people came at once, and they kept asking Huazi to accompany the wine. Boss Zhu introduced in more detail.
"So, Uncle Huazi has accompanied thousands of people to drink, Boss Zhu, you think, how can one person accompany so many people to drink! Even if each person only accompanies one glass of wine, that is more than a thousand glasses, what is the concept of a thousand glasses of wine, needless to say, you should all know it!" Wang Jue followed closely and said.
"You're right, you drunk Huazi to death, and you can't accompany so many people, I didn't expect it! Mr. Escort's business is so good, I'm thinking of a way, it's definitely not okay to let him accompany the wine alone." ”
Boss Zhu frowned, the business was bleak and worried, and the business was too hot to worry about, which Boss Zhu definitely didn't expect in advance.
"So, you should hurry up and recruit ten or twenty people who can drink, and they must be handsome, and liberate Uncle Huazi and make him the chief steward of Mr. Wine. Wang Jue proposed to Boss Zhu.
"You were thinking about this before you came, it's easy to recruit people, but it's difficult to recruit people like Huazi, is it difficult to become this thing, go to the Tuwu tribe?" Boss Zhu immediately said.
"Brother Wang Jue, before you came, we were thinking about this matter, and there was no way, seeing that we were about to start a war with the Tuwu people, it is better to choose a few pleasing ones from the captured captives and let them be Mr. Escort. After Boss Zhu finished speaking, Danxin said the way everyone considered.
"Although your idea is good, but I don't think it will work, the captives you caught are all cultivators, and all of them are not low in cultivation, do you let them be Mr. Escorts?
"You're right! Why didn't I think of this problem, let a group of immortals serve mortals? Boss Zhu shook his head again and again and said.
Since the profession of Mr. Escort is very popular, you don't necessarily have to be an Abrupt tribesman like Uncle Huazi, like mainlanders, as long as you can look good and drink a lot, you can try it first. Wang Jue said to Boss Zhu.
"You're so right, I'll send someone to paste the notice at once, recruit ten people to try it first, and then add more people if it's not enough. Boss Zhu immediately made a decision.
"Chang Zai, I heard Sister Da Scissors say just now, your father-in-law made you a fairy weapon pants? When will the Refining Weapon Sect start refining immortal weapons?"
"If you want to talk about this matter, it's also my luck, after I established a relationship with Chrysanthemum, my father-in-law just broke through to the Yuanhai Realm, and the Yuanhai Realm is a necessary condition for refining immortal weapons, and the old father-in-law was eager to refine an immortal weapon, and when I didn't think about who to refine, I went to the Refining Weapon Sect. ”
The hanged ghost was introduced to Wang Jue and everyone present, in fact, what did Tie Zhong think in his heart, the hanged ghost didn't know, and he said this based on his own judgment.
Otherwise, how can you say that the hanged ghost is smart, through the bits and pieces he saw in the Refining Weapon Sect, he deduced the above conclusion, but he didn't think about it, his inference was exactly what Tie Zhong thought at that time.
"I'm a little envious of you, my father-in-law is the sect master of the Refining Weapon Sect, and there will definitely be no shortage of immortal weapons to use in the future. Wang Jue looked at the hanged ghost and said with a smile.
"Brother Wang Jue, you haven't seen the hanged ghost's pants yet! As soon as Wang Jue's words fell, Danxian immediately interjected.
"Sister Big Scissors, let me give you an opinion, Chang is much older than you! Don't scream at a hanged ghost, pay attention to the influence. Wang Jue twisted his face and looked at Danxian and said.
"Remember, in the future, I will call him by my name directly, even if I am older than me, I will not call him big brother, who let him bully me back then!" Dan Xian said with a pout.
"Speaking of the fairy pants that are often in the eldest brother, I can be regarded as opening my eyes, and for the first time in my life, I have seen that there are also pants that are refined into immortal weapons. Dan Xian pouted and stopped talking, and Dan Xin immediately picked up Dan Xian's words.
"The two of you have repeatedly said fairy pants, which has aroused my curiosity, when will you show me your fairy pants, this is no problem!" Wang Jue turned his face to look at the hanged ghost and said with a smile.
"Big brother wants to see the fairy pants, naturally it's no problem, you have to wait until what to do! ”
Wang Jue just said it casually as if he was joking, but the hanged ghost immediately agreed, and then he uncovered his belt, and his pants were pulled out a little, so that when he got closer, he could see the fairy pants he was wearing inside.
"Shameless, take off your pants in public!"
The hanging ghost's indifferent action immediately aroused Dan Xian's dissatisfaction, and while scolding, he turned his face to the side.
"Don't worry too much, just pull your pants out a little bit to reveal a slit. ”
Wang Jue persuaded Dan Xian, then poked his head out, approached the hanged ghost and looked inside his pants.
"Sure enough, it's very beautiful, the lotus flowers seem to come to life, it's a dragon! ”
The moment he saw the fairy pants, Wang Jue couldn't help but be a little more careful, followed closely, and commented on the fairy pants.
"Yes, my father-in-law has worked hard for this immortal pants, and he has lost a lot of soul power. ”
Speaking of this, Tie Zhong's tired expression appeared in the heart of the hanged ghost, and he couldn't help but show a guilty look on his face.
"When the matter of the Linhai Sect is over, accompany me to refine a few talisman magic weapons, and declare in advance! Wang Jue said casually.
"I'll go!" As soon as Wang Jue finished speaking, Dan Xian immediately said that he would go with him.
"I'll go too!" Dan Xin then said.
"Sister Da Scissors, don't go, you haven't been away from Feixian Island for a short time, it's almost time to go back, your master is about to cross the catastrophe, he only has one disciple for you, what do you look like when you're not around." Wang Jue directly rejected Danxian.
"You just said that you have a share in everything! After a while, it will change its hexagram, and talking doesn't count. Dan Xian raised his small mouth again.
"I forgot about this just now, it's not too late to say it, no matter what, you can't go to the Refining Weapon Sect. Wang Jue said irrefutably.
Of course, Wang Jue couldn't let Danxian go to the Refining Weapon Sect, the immortal weapon pants refined by the hanging ghost were specifically to deal with her, and if she went, it would definitely cause serious dissatisfaction among some people in the Refining Weapon Sect.
"Sister Danxian, you are a very smart person, why don't you even understand this little thing! Brother Wang Jue won't let you go, there must be a reason why you won't let you go, so don't argue anymore. ”
Dan Xin was smart, he saw Wang Jue's thoughts at a glance, and when he saw that Dan Xian was still pouting and dissatisfied, he immediately persuaded her.
"I know, can't I go if I don't go!"
After Dan Xin explained again, Dan Xian finally understood, but he still said a little reluctantly.
"It's good that you know, but you can rest assured, when refining the talisman magic weapon, I will remember to make one for you, and let Danxin give it to you. In order to make Danxian's heart a little more balanced, Wang Jue promised to give her a talisman magic weapon.
Puff puff......
As soon as Wang Jue finished saying to Danxian, there was a string of farts from the hanged ghost, and since the belt of his pants had not been fastened, the smell immediately floated out, and soon the whole room was filled with the smell of the hanged ghost's fart.
Roar......
Immediately after the hanged ghost released a string of loud farts, a string of roars resounded in the room, Wang Jue frowned, and once again looked at the place where the hanged ghost had untied his belt.
"I solemnly warn you, if you dare to fart and smoke me, when there are big scissors to cut off the root of your life in the future, I will never care about you again. ”
The roar came from the crotch of the hanged man's pants, followed by the cry of the dragon, and of course, the shouts also came from the crotch of the hanged man's pants.
"I also warn you, if you lose your life because of you, I will immediately take off this pants, so that you will never be able to return to your hometown for the rest of your life. ”
The hanged ghost quickly fastened his belt, and then, raising his head to look at everyone, his miserable white face turned red, which made the dragon roar, and the hanged ghost was on fire.
The hanged ghost felt aggrieved, and in front of several friends, he actually let a machine spirit threaten, in order to save some face for himself, he lowered his head again, and counted down on the crotch of his pants.
Not to mention, the hanged ghost threatened the dragon weapon spirit, and the immortal pants suddenly quieted down.
"I turned against him, and even a machine spirit dared to talk to me, thinking that I was afraid of him. The hanged man didn't feel like it was enjoyable, and he still muttered something in his mouth.
"I heard that this instrument spirit that is always there is exactly the same as you did at the beginning. Wang Jue withdrew his gaze from the hanged ghost's pants and said to Erha instead.
"Bullshit, can he compare to me? Can I be like him? The soul of a little reptile, besides, when you farted, I did it to you like this reptile? "Erha's voice is not loud, but it sounds loud.
"You're not like him, but you're better than this dragon. Wang Jue didn't look at Erha and said.
"If I don't raise the bar with you, I'm still drinking! Because of your few words, it affects Ben Erha's wine is not worth it, his uncle!" Contrary to Wang Jue's expectations, Erha rarely didn't quarrel with him.
"Boss Zhu, I still have something to ask for, this time, I'm afraid I won't have a chance in the future, before leaving, please make me another table of a hundred ethnic banquets." Wang Jue glanced at Erha strangely, and then turned to Boss Zhu and said.