"Auntie, I've been thinking about you, you know?"

"That woman and I are just confused and playing on the spot, don't you know my affection for you?"

"I'm a student union officer, so it's impossible not to have some personal contacts."

“？”

"In?"

"Auntie, I know you're angry."

"But I'm really having a hard time."

"If you don't want to forgive me, can you lend me some money?"

"Not much, just three thousand."

“？”

"What about people?"

"Do you think I'm taking your money?"

"You must know that I am a student union cadre, and it will be easy to earn 100,000 yuan a month when I enter the society in the future, can I get you two money."

Qian Lei, who broke up with the original owner Jiang Cheng some time ago, sent Jiang Cheng a large-scale confusing speech on WeChat.

The origin of this statement is also very true.

Qian Lei boasted that he wanted to invite the entire department to sing K, who knew that these little Bichi did not treat themselves as outsiders at all, and consumed a huge sum of 5,000+ in one night, Qian Lei looked at the balance in the card, and there were only more than 3,000 left.

Qian Lei smiled: "My money is all in my girlfriend's, I asked her to turn it around." ”

The fox friends and dog friends who were so drunk that their faces were red coaxed one after another: "Oh, Brother Leizi is really a good boyfriend of twenty-four filial piety!" "My sister-in-law is very strict!"

Qian Lei was thinking about his good boyfriend, but he didn't remember until he took out his mobile phone that he seemed to have broken up with that ATM?

But Qian Lei, who feels very superior, said: Break up? Mere trifle. What can a 16-year-old kid understand, and he can't be coaxed back with a few nice words?

Qian Lei sent several messages in a row, but they were all in vain.

I didn't expect this little fart to be quite childish!

Qian Lei didn't take out the money for a long time, and the fox friends who were waiting for Qian Lei, who was unjustly paid, began to have wrong eyes.

Qian Lei looked at it, and felt that everyone was squeezing their eyebrows, and they didn't know how to secretly laugh at him in their hearts!

"Little turtle calf!"

Qian Lei scolded secretly, and then sneered: "It seems that it is not possible to use a killer move." ”

Qian Lei's fingertips jumped fast on the mobile phone screen, and as a big hand in the literature department, he edited hundreds of words of tear-jerking sour text in an instant.

But as soon as he clicked send, he received a red exclamation mark on his carefully edited hundred-word essay.

？？？

This little kid actually blacked him out?

Day! What a shame!

Before Qian Lei could attack, the KTV waiter came over first.

The round-faced girl in the black and white uniform curled her eyebrows: "Remind everyone, we're closing here." If you still want to play, you can come back tomorrow. ”

The eyes of fox friends turned to Qian Lei.

The round-faced waiter also looked over with a smile.

Qian Lei's scalp was numb, and he grinned at the waiter.

...... How do you pay for this money?

Qian Lei gritted his teeth: Jiang Shen, this little brat, wait for the cadres of this student union!

......

......

Qian Lei is not a calm person, and the next day, he touched the community where Jiang Cheng lived.

The disadvantages of the original owner, Jiang Huitu, who chose this community cheaply, were revealed.

The security of the community is virtually non-existent, and when Qian Lei swaggered in, he even had a five-minute cordial exchange with the doorman.

Jiang Heng is playing 2V2 with Wei Chi in the live broadcast.

Qian Lei unscrewed the door and walked in.

As soon as he entered the door, he began to shout: "Auntie, what's the matter with you?" Still block me? ”

Jiang Hui's movements stopped.

Unexpectedly, the original owner even gave the key to this scumbag.

"Are you playing a game?"

Qian Lei was well versed in the essence of PUA, and he sneered: "What about still playing Sword Immortal?" Don't let anyone beat you up. ”

The barrage brushed out a piece of "????? ”

"Where did this criticism come from?"

"It's probably the best joke I've ever heard in my life."

Qian Lei, who has good eyesight, was stunned at first when he saw a barrage floating on the screen, Jiang Cheng is this live broadcast?

immediately saw that the screen was full of ridicule of him, and in an instant, a wave of anger rushed straight to his brain, and his brain made up a big drama.

He and Jiang Cheng have been together for almost a year, and although he doesn't care much about this little kid, he also knows that Jiang Cheng has never played games.

She's live?

It's impossible to live stream, right?

Is this trying to sell meat to get out of the box?

Qian Lei lost face twice because of Jiang Cheng, how could he save face for Jiang Hui?

He stepped forward quickly, pushed the camera away, and seemed to inadvertently aim at his face: "Auntie, you are young and ignorant, but you must also understand the truth of being a man." What people are most afraid of is that they will lose their temperament and their virtues. ”

Qian Lei is complacent, just with his handsome face, coupled with such a deep understanding of righteousness and such a gentlemanly style, he will definitely be able to fascinate the audience behind the camera.

Even if the people watching the live broadcast are men now, they are not afraid, this kind of farce will generally be posted on the Internet by good deeds, and there will be more viewers at that time.

Qian Lei cleared his throat and planned to continue to set up his good boyfriend persona.

Jiang Ji raised her hand to stop him.

Jiang Hui's face was expressionless, her eyes were extremely dark, and Qian Lei couldn't spit out the words that had reached his mouth somehow.

"Get out."

Qian Lei came back to his senses, and he was even more annoyed in his heart - he was shocked by the momentum of a little child?

"Auntie, although you are young, you can't be so ignorant, right? I'm just socializing, you have to break up with me, and now you're doing this kind of shady deed, are you so worthy of your dead mother? ”

Jiang Hui's eyes were even colder.

"Who trespassed on the house?"

Two police officers walked in from outside the door.

They showed Qian Lei their police ID cards, and their faces were disdainful: "It's you?" ”

Qian Lei panicked: "It's not... Comrade police officer, isn't this a misunderstanding? I... I'm the boyfriend of the head of the family. ”

The young police officer rolled his eyes and laughed: "The head of the family is only 16 years old, are you sure you are her boyfriend?" How old are you, this is called abducting minors, can you afford this crime? ”

"It's not... No...... It's really all a misunderstanding, I'm the eldest brother of the concubine, right? ”

Qian Lei squeezed his eyes at Jiang Hui.

Jiang Hui didn't squint: "Trespassing into a house and personally attacking me, he cheated me out of money yesterday, I think he was annoyed and angry."

Qian Lei wanted to explain again, but the two police officers didn't want to hear it anymore: "Still cheating money? This comrade, come with us, if you have something to say inside? ”

As a party to Jiang Hui, this trip is naturally inevitable.

But Wei Chi actually followed.

Wei Chi smiled shyly: "I don't see something right, so I helped you call the police." ”

After that, he also stuffed Jiang Cheng with a freshly baked strawberry cake.

Jiang Cheng thanked her, and the small cake in the pink bag was stuffed into the pocket of her clothes.

Qian Lei glared: "He doesn't mean to seduce minors?" ”

The police officer said faintly: "What's wrong with my neighbor's brother giving my sister a piece of cake?" Just you're filthy. ”

Qian Lei: "??? ”