15. Painless and itchless jokes
"Hey, beauty, it's so familiar!" As soon as the thick-armed man saw Xia Nuanyan, he salivated.
The short boy next to him grabbed him, "Big brother, don't come nonsense, she can fight, you forgot that yesterday, this girl won thirty taels of gold." ”
"Yes, third brother, I remembered, the girl can really fight, she can really fight."
Xia Nuanyan laughed, "Three big brothers, don't laugh at me, I am also a newcomer to Moon City, so I don't know whether I am alive or dead, and I rushed into the ring, but I only heard today that several big brothers are powerful people, and they have practiced iron head skills, right!" ”
As soon as Xia Nuanyan's words were finished, her thick arms rushed to answer, "Yes, yes, I have practiced, does the girl want to go through a few tricks with Zaixia?" ”
"How dare I, but I just want to see it, big brother, can you let my little sister see it?"
"Of course, how do you know?"
"Then I'm really fighting!" After Xia Nuanyan finished speaking, she slapped his bald head hard, and deliberately said loudly, "Big brother, doesn't it hurt at all?" ”
"It doesn't hurt, this little force, of course it doesn't hurt."
Xia Nuanyan hit with chopsticks again, and said with a smile with her thick arms, "The girl is too gentle, come, hit, I don't hurt at all, really, it doesn't hurt!" ”
"Then I'll try again." Xia Nuanyan secretly smiled in her heart, grabbed the kettle on the table, smashed it in the center of his head, the rubble and water scattered all over the ground, her thick arms frowned tightly, and before she could speak, she pretended to be surprised, "Yo, big brother, amazing, your iron-headed skills have really been practiced to the point of perfection, and my little sister admires it." ”
The little second brother ran over and shouted, "Guest officer, you smashed the good pot, and you have to pay for it." ”
"Little things, little things, I'll just pay for them." The thick arm happily took out the silver taels and threw them to Xiao Er, "Girl, do you want to learn this iron head skill, the eldest brother can teach you." ”
"Another day, I have friends waiting for me!" Xia Nuanyan left without looking back.
Chu Xiaoge was in the corner, laughing so hard that he couldn't close his mouth, "Princess, it's the first time I've discovered that people can play tricks like this, it's so interesting." ”
"It's also to blame him, the heart of wealth is not lost, and the heart of lust is rising again, what's the matter, the anger is gone." When Xia Nuanyan said this, her eyebrows moved slightly, and her mood was quite happy.
"No," Chu Xiaoge said seriously, "Now we are happy, they really think they are heroes and get carried away." ”
"It's not easy." Xia Nuanyan summoned a group of children, gave them a little bit of silver, and whispered a few words in her ear.
I saw a few children, singing milkily and walking towards the tea beach:
One two three
Three fools and three tigers in the moon city,
greedy for money, lustful, not good,
Play with people, have fun,
Little girl, hit your head,
Laughing, pay for the silver,
It's really the stupidest in the world!
The people in Chatan sat down and laughed happily, and the three people, gritting their teeth, left stupidly.
Xia Nuanyan leaned against the wall, serious, "Okay, I also played with you for most of the day today, now, it's time for you to tell me, what is the relationship between you and our prince, right?" ”
"Is it important?" Chu Xiaoge retracted his smile.
Xia Nuanyan pondered for a long time, she didn't think that Chu Xiaoge would be a bad-hearted person, and shook her head lightly, "Well, it doesn't count, it's just that since you have indicated that you know the prince of our family, I just want to know by the way." ”
"Then the next time we meet, I'll tell you again, in less than three days, we will meet, and there will be a date later." Chu Xiaoge disappeared from Xia Nuanyan's sight with a puff of smoke.
"Hey, how can there be such a thing, I didn't know I would play with you a long time ago." The corners of Xia Nuanyan's mouth rose slightly, how could she make some painless jokes with a strange man, but she was happy?
Coming out of the Taihe Palace, King Jin pulled Jun Shinuo and the prince to the side, and said with a smile, "Prince, dare you just say that you will hold a hunting ceremony for the emperor, do you have an idea?" ”
Chu Yingtian responded, "Don't hide it from Uncle Huang, it's true, the emperor hasn't been out for a long time in this palace, let him move his muscles and bones, or it's not bad." ”
"There are your younger generations, and our old ones are also relieved." King Jin deliberately pondered for a moment, "By the way, King Zhuang, I remember that when King Duan married the princess, it was rumored that the princess was beautiful, and you and the prince went to make a fuss, which made Princess Duan lose her red head in public." ”
"Why did King Jin mention this?"
"I don't know the two of you, do you remember what Princess Duan looked like at that time?"
Jun Shinuo looked at Chu Yingtian, he was sympathetic, King Jin has always been with words in his words, but today, he really didn't understand, "King Jin laughed, the prince and I were just children at the beginning, and we didn't care about beauty at all, how could we remember." ”
"That's right, a beauty like Princess Duan, only our adult man, unforgettable, to this day, I still think, I don't know, Princess Duan has become more than ten years later?" King Jin said to himself, ignoring the stiff expressions of the two, and left alone.
Chu Yingtian patted Jun Shinuo's shoulder, and said in a thoughtful manner: "Hey, look at Uncle Wang, is it a matter of reminiscence, more than ten years ago, now take it out, but seriously, everyone says how Princess Duan is, but when she was young, I didn't have any impression of her at all, but recently, seeing that she is almost forty years old, she is always smiling, when she is young, she should be really beautiful." ”
"Thinking about it, don't talk nonsense, that's Princess Duan, the disaster comes from her mouth, I'll go back first, I have to be busy with a lot of things tomorrow, I'll let Nuan Yan prepare first." Although Jun Shinuo said this, he also felt that King Jin's words were strange, and he couldn't tell where the blame was.
The early morning sun is extraordinarily bright, just like Xia Nuanyan's outfit, which is extraordinarily dazzling, with a tight waist and a wide coat, which is also a red atmosphere.
In terms of Mochizuki Shuibi's clothes, swaying and vivid, compared with Xia Nuanyan, it is more like a small jasper, and the birds depend on people.
Jun Shinuo glanced at Xia Nuanyan, and couldn't hear any emotion between his words, "Nuan Yan, today is the emperor's birthday, can you not dress so redly, this will fall into people's mouth." ”
Xia Nuanyan smiled, "The prince said that he laughed, a set of clothes, how could he fall into the hands of people, but the prince, you took the Mochizuki girl to attend the emperor's birthday banquet without a name or a share, even if you don't have anything to say to others, think about it for others, but the family is also a girl who has not left the cabinet." ”
"Just because I didn't say it, it's not too early, let's go!" Jun Shinuo said coldly, and did not forget to hug Yan Wangyue's thin waist and help her into the car.
Xia Nuanyan knew that Jun Shinuo was a moody person, he didn't mean to embarrass her, he just wanted to make Yan Wangyue feel better, and give Yan Wangyue a sense of security, which was often unintentional, and it was easier to hurt people than to have a heart.