Chapter 212 Stinky Monkeys
After eating the fruit, I waited for a miracle to come, and my heart was full of anxiety, because I could not think of anything other than this trick.
Only in this way may be able to be rescued, or it may be an opportunity to be left behind.
"Do you have an effect?"
Dan Rou asked with concern.
I shook my head, "Not yet, you can also look at the dots to see if there is any place for my petrified body to start recovering." ”
"Oh, oh."
Danrou looked around me, but nearly five minutes passed, and there was still no change.
It only took me five or six minutes to enter the hot spring, and my body was petrified, and it stands to reason that it should be the same, but I don't know why.
“••••••”
The mood in my heart became more and more dull, knowing that the chance of a miracle was getting smaller and smaller, "It's time for his uncle, this ghost place is going to kill me." ”
I have experienced dangerous situations many times, even if I am not dying now, but there may be accidents driven by fate, so I am really worried that my life will not be guaranteed.
"There is no other way, Danrou, you climb the mountain to take a look, it seems that I can only wait here for you to find a way out, and I am asking the master to save me."
"Well, well, I'll climb up and see if there's a way out."
Danrou looked at me again, and then quickly climbed up.
I was left to stay there like a stone, and I breathed a sigh of depression, "Why did I just soak in the hot springs, Zhennyima's little back?"
“•••••••”
There's nothing to say anymore, it's too much to back.
And the thing of the back has just begun, and the monkey who came over just now saw that Danrou was gone, so he jumped and jumped over, "Squeak! "Squeak!" screaming, still a little scared, afraid to approach.
But he still moved closer to me a little bit, and the monkey angrily stretched out his little hand and touched my stone skin, "Squeak! "Squeak!" I was quite happy.
"Fuck off, fucking fuck me, those unpalatable fruits for me are going to die, fuck off, fuck off, get out of here, I'm upset when I see you."
I can't move, I can only move my mouth. Shout.
At first, the monkey was startled, but then it was no longer afraid, "Whoosh! He jumped directly on top of me, stomped back and forth, and reached out to rub my head.
"Oh, fuck, you dead monkey, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, you, I can't kill you."
I shook my head, and there was no way, so I said, "Click!" Stuck with a mouthful of phlegm, directly "Whoosh!" He spat at the monkey, "Even if I have a mouthful of foam, I can drown you." ”
"Squeak!" "Squeak!"
The monkey dodged, but he got stronger, reaching out and pulling at my stone body.
But it was too small and weak to be able to pull at all, so it jumped on top of me again, grabbed my head, and pulled me by the hair.
"I'll grass your mother, you let go of me, let go, I'll fuck your uncle, you let go of me."
I hurt when I dragged it.
I don't know why it's so real in this fantasy, I can't see through it with yin and yang eyes, and I am depressed "Click! "Click!" Spit, spit on him, "I don't kill you, I'm fucking with your last name, you bastard, I'll fuck you, you let me go." ”
But it's helpless.
He was dragged by his hair raw.
It hurt so much that I grinned and my scalp was about to fall off.
Fortunately, the monkey couldn't pull it and let go again, and then stretched out its paws to pinch my nose and pull my ears, which was a torture at the 18th National Congress of the Manchu Dynasty.
"You, you bastard, I don't pick your skin, I don't pump your tendons, you still think you are Sun Dasheng, I'll fuck you, you come, you kill me, you have the ability to kill me."
Absolute torment.
It was wrong to let Danrou go, this monkey is too annoying to be annoying.
As for the monkey, tired of playing, he sat on top of me and did not move, groping around there, and touching me underneath, like a stick.
It pinched and kneaded with its hands, and wanted to break it.
"I'll grass your mother, I'll grass your mother, I'll grass your mother."
I can't say anything else, just this sentence, this monkey Jedi is my evil obstacle, and he has come to harm me.
Although my skin was petrified, there was still meat inside me, and I actually had a reaction when I rubbed it around.
"You're paralyzed."
I felt a feeling of heat in my body, and I don't know where it came from, but it was better than just now, and at this moment I suddenly realized that maybe I could still be saved.
Looking at this monkey and thinking that it was here to save itself?
It doesn't feel like it
At this time, I slowly sensed it, and realized that it was the Linglong Jade on my chest that began to emit energy, and began to dissolve my petrification.
The heat began to dissipate in all directions, and it began to feel something.
"Damn, that's what happened, okay, good, great, Linglong Baoyu saved my life again."
I was overjoyed, I didn't scold the monkey anymore, thinking that after a while, grandpa and I would fucking recover, I would catch you, and then debone and skin you to relieve my hatred.
Little by little, I can feel the little feet, the little feet have recovered, and the other parts are not a problem, laughing.
"Dead monkey, don't go, don't go, it's not fun if you go, your uncle, you drag my hair, drag my ears, and play with my big JJ, I won't fucking kill you, I won't be surnamed Liang."
Hateful and unmoved, looking up, slowly from my chest, my petrification began to weaken with the ability of Linglong Baoyu.
I became more and more confident.
After that, the hands slowly felt and became conscious, and they began to wait for the opportunity.
The monkey took me like a mountain, a stone, and lay on my stomach on top of me, watching, not moving.
I knew that the opportunity had come, so I slowly moved my fingers, moved my arms, and felt almost, and immediately "Ah! He grabbed it with both hands, "I'll let you run." ”
The result is "squeak! "Squeak!" A call.
Still something went wrong.
The monkey reacted first, ran away, and jumped into the distance, looking at me vigilantly.
My upper body has recovered, and my lower body has improved a lot, but I can't stand up, so I curse and shout, "Come on, come on, I can't kill you, I can't kill you." ”
"Squeak!" "Squeak!" called.
The monkey slipped away.
I gritted my teeth in frustration, thinking about recovering quickly, I fucking went after the smelly monkey, but before I could chase it, the monkey ran back.
Hit me with a stone.
"Bang!" "Bang!" Steady and ruthless, smashed on my body, on the head, I grinned in pain, "I'm grass your mother, you bastard, you, you, don't you fuck you, don't you want to live." ”
I have never been so humiliated, so humiliated, humiliated by a monkey like this, gritting my teeth to block the stone, hoping that the petrification on my leg will be eliminated quickly.
Slowly, slowly, I felt it, I could stand up, and I was ready to chase the monkey, "Where the fuck are you running this time?" ”
As a result, Danrou heard the noise, ran down, and called out to me, "What's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
At this moment, the monkey was scared, "Squeak! "Squeak!" With a scream, he threw down the stone in his arms and ran away.
"I'll fuck you, how did you come at such an inopportune time."
Depressed, I got up and thought it was too late to chase, "Ah! "Ahh yelled, "You dead monkey, come here, come here, I can't kill you, come here." ”
Gritting my teeth, I chased to the side of the stairs, but I couldn't see the stinky monkey anymore, so I beat my chest and scolded, "You're fucking in the same league as that stinky monkey, as soon as you leave, it will come, as soon as you come, it will go, you, you're fucking mad at me." ”
"I, I, I just heard your shout, I just came to see you, I, I don't know."
Danrou pouted with a look of grievance and said, "I, I, I, I really didn't mean to." And he said, "You, you've recovered." ”
"Recover a fart, I'll fuck you, I have to catch that monkey today."
Looking back and forth, I didn't have a single piece of clothing on my body, so I went to the bath, went to look for clothes, put on my clothes first, and said, and hummed Danrou, "Look at a fart, I haven't seen a man, damn it, a ruined girl, you killed me." ”
“••••••”
I didn't dare to say a word, so I followed cautiously.
I put on my clothes again, took out the silver snake sword at my waist, and walked to the waterfall, "I'll fuck you, Lao Tzu can't find you, so I'll fucking bring you a pot and let you cut off your children and grandchildren." ”
Kill on a killing spree.