was recognized, the old man's face suddenly collapsed, and he lost the strength of the first immortal wind bones, and the whole momentum changed.

At the same time, Lu Yan also sweated for himself.

"Damn, I was almost fooled! If you fall for this stubble, then you won't be famous in the future! I didn't expect that at the critical moment, my cheap brother-in-law is quite reliable! ”

Just when Lu Yan was angry in his heart and wanted to reprimand the old man, the old man who couldn't pretend to be able to pretend suddenly fell directly at Lu Yan's feet, pulled Lu Yan's trouser leg and cried.

"Oops! Great God Hao, I was wrong, I didn't lie to you! I really have the metaphysical ability to cross the world! Also, I took the initiative to come to you in the hope that you would save me. Save me! I can't live anymore! ”

"Help you? What's wrong? Lu Yan frowned and wanted to withdraw his leg from his hand, but the old man was so stubbornly dragging that he couldn't pull it off for a while.

The old man who threw himself under Lu Yan's trouser leg said: "Great Shenhao, I know you, you are kind-hearted, and you often help the people at the bottom to seek welfare, such as selling houses at a loss of money, selling fruits at a loss, and giving benefits to the people in your village to help them get rich." In order to let the people who take the driver's license enjoy better service, they changed to that kind of high-end coach car! It's all done for us who live at the bottom of the ladder, and we can really see it! ”

"Yoh? You know me pretty well! ”

"I'm also the lowest person, so you have to help me too!" The old man said.

"Helping you alone? If I help someone alone, then this person must be a good person for three generations! I won't help those who cheat and cheat, and it's the most disgusting thing for me! Lu Yan said coldly.

"I'm a good person! I'm such a nice person! The last three generations of our family are all good people! Let me tell you, my father and my father are kind-hearted and have done good things all his life! After they died, I inherited their fine traditions, and I had a good heart, and I did good things for half my life, and often used the metaphysical methods I learned to cross the world, but the world looked at me from a worldly perspective and didn't appreciate it at all! I always say that I am a liar, and I am bitter! My heart is so bitter! ”

As he spoke, the old man really squeezed out some tears and wiped them with his sleeves, looking very miserable......

"Let me tell you, in fact, I have done a lot of good things, such as spreading wealth and crossing people, and I even donated blood to save people! As a result, I was such a good person and ended up penniless. A person who is almost 70 years old, but because of the early death of his daughter-in-law, his son does not love his daughter, he is lonely and miserable, and the saying that good people have good rewards is not effective in me at all! Great gods! I'm so pathetic! It's so pathetic! ”

"You poor fart! You've done good things all your life, are you a good person? I heard your grandson Yu Liang tell me everything about you, you are so bad to the bone! Xiao Chen said sharply.

Immediately after, Chen Ang said: "Yu Liang said, your dead father and your dead grandfather, you didn't do much to steal chickens and dogs in the past, right?" Is this a good thing? ”

"You're losing money to others, right? Are you embarrassed to donate blood to save people? Can I get a pink ticket for donating blood? What a shame! Also, was the bucket in our school taken away by you some time ago? Seeing how old you are, our principal is embarrassed to pursue you, just forget it, you came here to disgust my brother-in-law, hurry up and get away! ”

Chen Ang exposed the old man's old background in an instant, showing a look of righteous indignation.

"Little cub, you listen to my bastard grandson? He...... He's a! Like his father, he said he ate things inside and out! Let me tell you, my father and my father have done a good thing all his life, but my father has saved people, isn't this a good thing? My grandfather also beat devils back then, and the credit for beating devils is so great! ”

After saying this to Chen Ang fiercely, he said to Lu Yan with a bitter face: "Great Shenhao, I'm so pitiful!" If you don't agree to help me, I won't get up! I...... I don't get up! At this moment, this old man was crying a handful of snot and tears, and he really looked a little pitiful.

"How do you want me to help you?" Lu Yan squinted his eyes and asked.

"I owe some money for doing good deeds. Just give me some money! I want money! Don't ask for much, just give a few million. For people like you who say don't want it for billions of dollars, a few million doesn't count as money, right? ”

To be a man who is so shameless as this old man is also invincible.

"I want money!" Lu Yan smiled.

"Uh-huh!" The old man looked up like a pug with eyes shining with bones.

"Okay, I'll give it to you now!"

Hearing that Lu Yan wanted to give him money, Chen Ang quit.

"Brother-in-law, you can't give it to him! He is not a good person, I have heard Yu Liang say, Yu Liang's grandfather saved people purely by force, if he didn't save people, he would die! There is also his grandfather, Yu Liang said that he was the most cowardly grandfather when he fought devils, and it was rumored that his grandfather almost became a traitor! Just because his ancestors were not good people for three generations, and this old man even did something to Liang's mother, and his thoughts were dirty, Yu Liang's father broke off the father-son relationship with this old guy! ”

"What you say is true?" Lu Yan looked at Chen Ang.

"Yu Liang messed with me, he told me everything, don't lie to me!"

"Okay, I know what you mean, I know it in my heart, you ......"

Before Lu Yan could say anything, Xuan Ji on the side couldn't bear it anymore.

Squatted down directly, and while the old man was not paying attention, he threw something into his mouth.

In the next second, Hyun Ji slapped the old man's body.

She wasn't beating the old man, but if she looked closely, it was as if she was massaging the old man.

No one noticed that at this moment, there was an evil smile hanging on the corner of Xuan Ji's mouth.

After a long time, Hyun Ji got up and turned her back to cover her mouth and nose......

"Porphyry—"

There was a long and long fart sound, and suddenly a disgusting stench spread......

That's right, this fart old man put it!

"Holy! Can you be 'gentle' when you old liar fart? Chen Ang exaggeratedly covered his mouth and nose and shouted.

"I ......"

"Porphyry—"

Before the old man could say anything, he let out another fart that was both loud and smelly......

"I'm Nima, what's wrong with me? I obviously ......"

"Porphyry—"

Another fart!

The scene was very embarrassing to the old man kneeling there.

At the same time, at the door of the restaurant, there were already a circle of people watching the excitement, including Chen Xi......

"Could this old man be the reincarnation of a fart?"

"A big liar, when he meets a rich person, he runs up, and he farts at this time, it's disgusting! Go home and find a carrot to block the fart door! ”

"He is the god Hao Lu Yan! I heard that Beihai City will be rated as one of the top ten youths, business leaders, poverty alleviation ambassadors and other honorable titles! It is not easy for Shenhao to go out, there are too many shameless ghosts! ”

……

"Porphyry-porphyr-porphyr-"

It's another three farts in a row.

Now the old man couldn't stay any longer, his face was flushed, and he vaguely felt a special feeling in his stomach, as if he was ...... I can't seem to hold it back......

I didn't ask Lu Yan for money, so I went to the toilet to pick up my hooves......