Chapter 68: Seat grabbing again
Wu Yi even saw a few fragrant courtyards with red lanterns, which was the kind of place where "guests are coming!!", he was so excited that he noted down the directions, preparing to sneak in alone next time to see them.
Said to be a banquet, in fact, it is just a small food stall in the shape of a stall, the stall owner is full of wrinkles, looking like an old farmer in the field, can open a shop on Feixian Island, where every inch of land is valuable, eighty percent also has something to do with the island, and the three handymen do not dare to be arrogant, and honestly order some snacks such as exotic meat wontons, appetizers, marinated sea spirit shrimp and so on.
Wu Yi talked and laughed with them, and they hit it off at first sight. The fairy restaurant is expensive and scary to death, but it is not a place where the handyman should go, you can eat and drink here for nothing, even if the other party is sincere, you can eat honestly and unceremoniously, and the street stalls have their own unique flavors, which are much better than those in the dining hall on Dingshalin Island.
The dish is half full, the wine is slightly drunk, and the monks who come with him report to their families, called Pu Fierce, it turns out that the two are siblings, no wonder they can be the head of the miscellaneous servants, the brothers work together, and their profits are cut off. The two brothers are from the second-level cultivation planet Uranus, and they are the fourth-generation descendants of the three-star family Kunyun Pu's lineage, and they are also young geniuses with outstanding qualifications in the family. The family had high hopes for them, hoping that the two brothers would gain a firm foothold and achieve something on the island.
Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, see that Phuket still understands people, in the same group should help each other, if there is any trouble, you must try your best to help Yunyun, what is said at the wine table, most of them can not be counted, both sides clearly understand, but the time is still long, there is a good start in the future, everyone can get along happily, they are all hard-working people, why bother with miscellaneous labor.
It seems that God wants to confirm the truth of what they say, and trouble is really coming.
Four monks came around the corner, and they walked into the food stall noisily, and one of the slender monks pointed at Phuket and shouted, "Eh! Aren't these the two geniuses of the Pu family? You don't have to go to work today? Hide here and eat and drink! When you go back, you have to ask Ding Yefeng about the rules, this handyman is all over the world to hide and be lazy!"
Another monk who came with him obviously also recognized the Platts brothers, and said with a sneering face, "The subordinate should have the appearance of a subordinate person! Hurry back and nibble on cold meat and rice, give up the seat, our brothers will sit here!"
The Phuket brothers' faces turned pale for a while, Wu Yi handed over a look and asked, and Phuket told him the reason with a bitter face.
This is the Liang Zi of their brothers in the previous sect, the two monks who spoke were named Yi Dao and Kui Yuhui, and the Przewalts brothers passed the selection of the outer disciples of the One Star God Sect Tianji Sect at the end of last year, and were trained in the subordinate sect of the Uranus Tianji Sect.
Unexpectedly, there were unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and the headquarters of Tianjimen encountered a catastrophe, and the subordinate sects were either scattered as birds and beasts, or switched to other factions, and all the trained outer disciples were sent home. A few people did just a few days after the brothers and sisters went back to their respective homes, but they didn't expect to meet again on Xuanye Island, when they said goodbye, Yi Dao and Kui Yu had excellent luck, not only were both of them taken as disciples of the outer door of Xuan Ye Island, Yi Dao was also looked down upon by the main island of Xuan Ye Island, and became the Taoist servant of the island owner's personal disciple Yiqing!
There is a huge gap between the identities of the outer disciples and the miscellaneous servants, not to mention the identity of a Qing Dao servant, who is also a waiter, serving the ordinary inner disciple and serving the "immortal seed" of Xuanye Island, who is the first person to be the inner disciple, and the difference in identity can naturally be said to be very far away! It is no exaggeration to say that even a few small masters of the Fengxiao Courtyard have seen Yi Dao, and they must also respectfully salute them, the prime minister's concierge seven rank officials, followed by the first disciple of the island master who is about to soar into the sky, that status is really not worse than that of ordinary inner disciples!
Since it was the previous feud, Wu Yi didn't care about himself, although he felt that his face was gloomy, he still honestly pushed the cup and plate, ready to leave, and sighed in his heart that he really had the chance of being robbed of his seat. Seeing the honest and soft appearance of the three of them, Yi Dao and Kui Yuhui seemed to be unsatisfied, and Kui Yuhui honestly drank to Wu Yi unceremoniously, "Look at your thief's eyebrows, you and the Platts brothers are worthy of a nest of snakes and rats!"
Wu Yi felt a little bad about his whole person, his not very handsome appearance has always been his weakness, and dysentery taboo others say "bare braincase", this time, he hit his numbness. Anyway, he can't do anything on this island, and there are not too many taboos in words, he stood up and replied to Kuiyu slowly, "Lao Tzu, I didn't tie my pants when I went out today, and I was embarrassed to show such a bird thing as you!"
There was a dead silence at the food stalls, and everyone was stunned by such vicious swear words.
Kui Yuhui screamed, his eyes suddenly red, "I'll kill you!" The spiritual power of the fourth layer of condensation surged, and a colorful spell took shape in an instant. "I can't help it!" The other two monks who came with him hugged Kui Yuhui and quickly dispersed his Dao method.
Wu Yi was triumphant, and the mouth trained by the Internet immersion in his previous life turned out to be very useful, and he casually took out one-ten-thousandth of the level of the keyboard warrior to provoke the other party to thunder, and the initiative was in his own hands.
Cultivators lead the spirit into the body, accumulate cultivation, temper the body, and don't care too much about the benefits of the tongue, most of the monks in Kuiyuhui and his group have a solid family background, and their talents are not low, and most of the teachers and fellow disciples who come and go are gentle and elegant, even if they have disputes with Phuket, they are also determined by cultivation, and it is convenient to distinguish victory and defeat, where have they been exposed to these vicious market slang, they immediately trembled with anger, and kept panting with their big mouths.
Yi Dao couldn't stand it, and said to the arrogant Wu Yi, "Sure enough, the ignorant are fearless, a mortal villain like you can never imagine the cruelty of the real cultivation realm, perhaps, when you can imagine it, you will realize that it is an incomparably luxurious thing to be able to die happily." ”
"Papapapa" Wu Yi applauded happily, "Sure enough, it's so good! Give you a hundred likes!"
The four people on the other side, including the Platts brothers, looked confused, and they didn't understand what he was talking about at all, they all looked gloomy, and they didn't feel good.
Could it be that the person in front of me is a madman? The feeling of being bitten by a mad dog and not being able to bite back is really embarrassing. Who knew that the Platts brothers would take a madman as a talisman when they ate a stall?
Wu Yi gave full play to the kung fu of the mouth party, foaming at the mouth, scolding without dirty words, so that the four people opposite were obviously invincible, and two monks had already retreated, pulling the still excited Ikui and the two to smear oil on the soles of their feet and prepare to slip away.