"Oh, old classmate, you are too polite, although there is a misunderstanding between us, but you don't have to make this big gift, hahaha!"

Tang Han said it well, but anyone could hear the strong sarcasm in his tone.

"Fart, when did Lao Tzu kneel for you, Lao Tzu didn't stand firm!"

Yu Hao got up from the ground in a hurry, his face turned red, he didn't fall early or late, but he fell down at this juncture, and he still fell on his knees, which was so embarrassing.

"Oh, it turned out that I didn't stand firm, I just said, although there is a bit of a grudge between the old classmates, but there is no need to kneel, the man has gold under his knees and only kneels to the sky and his father, I thought you would treat me as your father when you did this!"

Tang Leng laughed, and another aura of bad luck was released.

"What do you say, you dare to scold me, believe it or not••••••"

Before he finished speaking, Yu Hao pounced and knelt on the ground again!

"I'm grass, what are you doing in Da Shao, why do you keep kneeling for that kid?"

"That's it, is that kid some kind of amazing identity, Yu Dashao offended him?"

"If you offend, you will be offended, and you are scared like this, it is so undignified, shameful!"

The discussion next to him almost didn't make Yu Hao angry, he is the eldest young master of the Yu family, so that his father asked him to take over the position of general manager of the family's sales company here, I wanted to do a lot to show the family, but I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, which made him work here in the future!

But this thing is too evil, once it can be said that I accidentally fell, but both times I knelt down in one position, and it was not so coincidental!

Yu Hao was a little drumming in his heart, and he said that this surname Luo was the reincarnation of the moldy god, and it seemed that it was better to stay away from him.

Thinking of this, he didn't want to find any more face, so he stood up and planned to leave.

But what Yu Hao never expected was that before he could take a step, he once again knelt on the ground!

The same speed, the same posture, even the position is not a single difference!

Yu Hao is about to cry, can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?

Before Hao expressed his emotions, he saw Lu Ying next to him also kneeling next to him, and the two of them looked like dogs and men who had been caught and raped, and the picture was full of sense.

"Okay, I know that the two of you are sincerely repentant, I have long forgotten the past, no need to do this, in the future, we will take your Yangguan Road, I will cross my single-plank bridge, so that you can do it yourself!"

Tang Han couldn't help but smile and pretended to be a wave, turned around in a dashing way, and walked into the building.

The company he interviewed for was called Brilliant Company, and the location was on the eleventh floor of the building, which was the office of Brilliant Company, and the company was very large.

"Hello, I'm here for an interview."

Upstairs, Tang Han came to the front desk to explain the situation, and then was told to line up.

Only then did he see that there were really a lot of people who came for the interview, almost more than 20, but the company only had two people, which was not a small competitiveness.

This made Tang Han feel the pressure.

To be honest, he really needs this job, because he only has a few hundred dollars left on him now, and it would be good to be able to eat this month's food in front of him, and if he has no income, he will have to drink the northwest wind.

And he really doesn't want to reach out to his family to ask for money anymore, his family is just an ordinary working family, it is not easy for his parents to make money, and he has a younger brother to provide, he is such a big person, even if he can't help the family, he can no longer be a burden to the family.

"In that case, everyone, I'm sorry today!"

Glancing at the competitors waiting in line for the interview in front of him, Tang Han muttered quietly.

"No. 1, Xu Ran!"

At the beginning of the interview, the first brother named Xu Ran walked in with his resume full of ambition, and did not find a point of light quietly falling on him.

"Xu Ran, your resume is okay, now please briefly introduce yourself and why you want to join our company."

The interviewer was a middle-aged man who looked at Xu Ran with expectant eyes.

"I don't know." Xu Ran's eyes showed a blank look.

"Don't know?"

The interviewer frowned, what does it mean to not know, I asked you to introduce yourself, and you told me that you don't know?

Don't you know who you are?

"Then why did you come here for an interview, and what do you expect from our company?" The interviewer held back his anger and continued to ask.

"I forgot."

Xu Ran shook his head, still at a loss.

The interviewer couldn't suppress his anger at this time, and shouted loudly: "I don't know what you're doing here, are you kidding me?" ”

"I don't know!" Xu Ran looked aggrieved.

"Alright, you go out!"

The interviewer waved his hand weakly, this kid didn't know what to ask, eighty percent of them were sent by the same company upstairs to make trouble, in order not to affect the recruitment, he was too lazy to worry about the other party.

At this time, Xu Ran suddenly trembled, and his eyes became clear.

What was I just doing, why can't I remember anything?

"Hello, I just had something wrong with my body, can I ••••••"

"Next!"

Xu Ran raised his hand to try to explain, but the interviewer ruthlessly interrupted him, and he could only leave the room in frustration.

"What's the situation, why did my head suddenly shut down at this time, it couldn't be sick, right?"

Xu Ran, who left the room, muttered quietly, and Tang Han, who was sitting at the end, heard it and couldn't help but laugh secretly. I'm sorry for the dark road, I will lose the aura of the exam to find out, but it's a small boutique that can only be used once at three o'clock!

"No. 2, Zhao Ming!"

Xu Ran failed the interview, and the chances of the rest of the people increased a lot, Zhao Ming shook his sleeves and walked into the interview room with pride and ambition.

"Tell me about yourself!"

The mood has not yet recovered, the interviewer's tone is a little cold, and before Zhao Ming can stand firmly, he will ask a question.

"Me, the ••••••"

"What?" The interviewer frowned.

"This, I •••••••"

"What the hell, what the hell are you trying to say!" The anger that the interviewer just suppressed has come out, why are all the people who come to the interview sick, and it is so difficult to speak?

"That, this, that, ••••••"

"Get out!"

The interviewer was angry, and he drove Zhao Ming out directly.

But then the interviewer knew that he was angry a little too early, and even more angry was still to come, and he had interviewed more than 20 people, and none of them satisfied him, no, none of them were normal.

There are those who don't know, those who stammer, and those who don't have the right lips, which makes him think that this is not another interview with a salesperson, but a check on a group of mental illnesses.

"Who is in charge of the assessment for the first exam, let him pack up and prepare to leave!" The interviewer sat weakly in his position, feeling haggard.

The assistant next to him said cautiously: "Manager Wang, there is one last interviewer, do you need to take a look?" ”

The interviewer waved his hand and was about to say no, but when the words came to his lips, he changed his words and said, "Call in, I want to see what kind of wonders can be had!" ”

••••••

Tang Han walked out of the room satisfied, and he was hired without surprise.

Although I don't know what angry things the people who were cast by him and have the aura of losing the exam have done in it, the interviewer was obviously tortured, and he just answered a few questions to make the other party burst into tears, and directly announced the hire.

After finding a job, Tang Han decided to eat a bowl of spicy tang to celebrate, and as soon as he walked out of the building, he felt the mobile phone in his pocket vibrate, and took it out to see that it was the WeChat group of college classmates.

It was his roommate Li Tianming who sent the message.

@所有人: "I will get married on the 18th of next month, and the old classmates must come to the party when they have time!" ”

It's all congratulations.

The other party is one of the few friends he has been in contact with, Tang Han thought about it and sent one.

"Don't worry, you'll be there!"

The whole group was silent.

It took a long time for a new message to pop up.

"The declining spirit is out, Li Minghua, your wedding will definitely be vigorous!"

"Tang Han, are you going? Then I must come, and the miracle must be witnessed by me! ”

"Witness with you!"

"Together, together!"

••••••

Tang Han was speechless, this group of guys is simply bad, which pot can't be opened.

Just as he was about to send a message saying that he had now broken away from the bad luck family, he saw Li Tianming's message pop up.

@唐寒: "Good brother, I heard that you are very busy now, as long as the money arrives, people don't need it." This was followed by a sweaty expression.

"It's okay, it's not too busy, I'll definitely go." Tang Han hit quickly.

"No, no, no, you're busy, don't come, delay your work." Keep dripping sweat.

"Don't delay, don't you want me to go!" Tang Han made an angry expression.

••••••

Li Tianming typed a row of ellipses.

Then it's all hahaha below, lined up.

Tang Han saw that he was almost amused, so he continued to send a message: "Don't worry, this son is now in operation, not the original god of decline!" ”

"Really?"

Li Tianming replied in seconds.

"It has to be real, more real than real gold."

"That's it, that's a warm welcome, Xiaofang and I are waiting for the gods from all walks of life to come!"

Tang Han fell into deep thought.

It seems that if you want to integrate into the life of a normal person, you must take off the hat of the god of decay, otherwise it will not be a problem for anyone to be afraid when they see it!

But how to take off the hat is a question that needs to be pondered.

Another message popped up in the group.

Qi Xiaowei: "Tang Han, how are you and Lu Ying, when are you going to get married?" ”

Tang Han's face changed, but he knew that Qi Xiaowei didn't mean it, the other party went abroad after graduation, and he was only pulled into the group yesterday.

The rest of the group basically knew that Lu Ying had betrayed Tang Han and joined Yu Hao's arms instead, but everyone was classmates, and no one could judge anything in this matter.

"We have broken up, and now people are being pampered by Yu Hao and Young Master."

Tang Han had already taken a peek at this matter, and directly sent a message to explain.

Qi Xiaowei hadn't replied yet, but Lu Ying's message popped up.

"Tang Han, what do you mean, is it so sour and interesting, just your declining luck, who dares to be with you, it's good that I can hold on with you for so long!"

Seeing Lu Ying's message, Tang Han couldn't help but recall the scene where the other party asked him to kneel for Yu Hao, it was really ruthless to turn his face.

Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!

Thinking of this, he immediately sent a message in the group: "Hehe, my luck has always been good, and it has only gotten worse since I was with you, and it's a coincidence, my luck has changed for the better after you left me, don't you say it's strange?" ”

"What do you mean, you mean that my bad luck is what I brought you?" Lu Ying was a little angry.

"Then who knows, anyway, Yu Hao gave me a triple kneeling just now, we don't know what the reason is, we don't dare to ask!"

"You fart, I accidentally fell!" Yu Hao was blown up, and he sent more than a dozen angry expressions one after another.

"Fell? Then your falling posture is really handsome! Hahaha! ”

Tang Han sneered and was about to close WeChat, he didn't have time to talk to this kind of person here.

Suddenly, he saw Yu Hao and Lu Ying walking out of the building side by side, one holding a mobile phone and looking down, probably editing information to scare him.

Tang Han's eyes rolled, and he quietly leaned over from behind with a sneer, and then a point of light fell on Yu Hao's body.

After doing all this, he turned on his mobile phone camera again and started recording at Yu Hao from a distance.

Yu Hao and Lu Ying were fighting Tang Han in the group with vicious language, and they didn't notice Tang Han's actions at all, and just when they were about to walk to the parking lot, a small lightbox advertisement on the third floor suddenly fell and smashed on Yu Hao's head with great precision!

Smash Aura: 100% chance of being hit.

Tang Han whistled proudly, and casually sent the video he had just taken to the group of classmates.

"Look, everyone, my name of the god of decay has finally been taken over, everyone, please call him Mr. Yu Hao, the man who takes over the plate!"

Student A: ••••••

Student B: ••••••

Li Tianming: I'll go, Yu Hao's luck and Tang Han are like twin brothers!

Qi Xiaowei: @唐寒 Could it be that we have all blamed you for so many years?

Tang Han: Of course, I originally thought it was my bad luck, but now it seems that it is not my fault, and the specific situation is up to everyone to understand.

After speaking, another video appeared, it was Yu Hao who was injured and was waiting for rescue in place, and the plaque on the second floor fell down again.

••••••

••••••

All the members of the group wordlessly typed the ellipsis.

Although Yu Hao's injuries in the picture are not serious, his appearance is also very miserable, the funniest thing is that he was smashed twice in a row, Yu Hao has become a frightened bird, feeling that it is dangerous to stay anywhere, covering his head and walking around with Lu Wei's support.

Suddenly, Tang Han saw Yu Hao throw Lu Wei away, and the two seemed to have an argument, and then Lu Wei covered her face and ran away.

He smiled, it was estimated that Yu Hao had already believed that Lu Ying was the god of decline, which made him feel refreshed, and he left with a small tune.

After eating Malatang, Tang Han returned to the hut he rented, looking at the big place where he could only put down one bed, he couldn't help but think about his future life.

Although the bad luck aura is easy to use, but if you want to use it to make money, you don't know how to operate it, this thing is definitely an artifact, but he is not psychologically distorted, and he can't just play with people!

The key is to find a way to make money.

He thought about it, and he didn't come up with any routines, and he couldn't help but complain about his ability, why is it a halo of bad luck, wouldn't it be nice if it was a halo of good luck, just buy a lottery ticket and send it.

It's a pity that it's too late to say anything now, the title can't be changed, and even the title issuer is gone, not to mention the return and exchange, and there is no way to guarantee the after-sales.

Thinking of this, Tang Han was no longer entangled, no matter what, he finally didn't have to be unlucky, this was great news, what was there to be dissatisfied.