Chapter Seventy-Six: The Great Fool
This kid is either crazy or stupid.
This is what Uncle Long thinks in his heart at this time.
"You help me open the Three Pulse Gate, what are you kidding?"
This kind of thing is simply a fantasy for Uncle Long.
You know, how much time and sweat did he spend in order to open the second vein?
How many precious medicines did the old lady of the She family use to make his body's strength barely withstand the destruction of the second vein?
So if you want to enter the third vein, it's simply unthinkable.
Living fossils like Mrs. She have racked their brains, are you a little hairy boy?
What's worse is that although Uncle Long looked disdainful, Zhang Zifeng kept laughing.
This made Uncle Long's heart tremble, and for a moment he actually believed it.
"You...... Really? Uncle Long asked tentatively.
"Okay, you must have been stagnant in the second vein gate for many years," Zhang Zifeng said with a confident smile.
"That's right, that's it, I'll help you open the third vein, how about you be my bodyguard for a few days?"
Uncle Long was slightly stunned, his eyes froze, and he said seriously, "If you really can, what about the bodyguard, I can still be a brother with you." ”
Uncle Long, the imperial capital, is one of Mrs. She's left and right guards, and her strength is ahead.
The status in the imperial capital is also extremely high, how blessed is it to be able to become brothers with him?
But Zhang Zifeng shook his head and said disdainfully, "Forget it, you're so old and I'm young." ”
Uncle Long, "......"
"I only need you to be my bodyguard for a few days, and after that, I will help you open the third vein."
"Okay, no problem," Uncle Long thought for a moment, and actually agreed,
This was a surprised She Junjie was dumbfounded.
Oh my God, is this still my arrogant Uncle Long?
In the evening, when she learned that Uncle Long had agreed to become a nobody's bodyguard, even Mrs. She stood up in surprise, slowly put down the teacup in her hand, and her tone was unstoppable.
"My She family can't help your Uncle Long open the Three Pulse Gate, he is a kid with a big mouth, I don't believe it."
She Junjie on the side smiled proudly, he still trusted Zhang Zifeng's strength very much.
"Why, Junjie, I see that you seem to be a little close to that little doll, he! You know that, right? ”
She Junjie said, "Yes, we have known each other for a long time. ”
"He's from the same training camp as you?"
Although Mrs. She has a great opinion of Zhang Zifeng, she has to admit that this son is quite deep in the city, and his brain is even brighter, and his skills are probably much higher than that of her proudest grandson.
Such a character can only make Mrs. She think of "coming from the same training camp." ”
After all......
That training camp is a good seedling personally trained by the strongest god of war in the history of retired China.
None of them are easy to mess with.
Nowadays, most of them have become half of China's rivers and mountains, pillars and pillars.
It can be said that even if the most honored god of war has retired, even many newcomers do not know about his existence.
But his credit to Huaxia is impossible to bury.
When Mrs. She asked like this, how did she know that her good grandson She Junjie just shook her head and said, "Don't say, don't say." ”
……
Six years ago, Uncle Long opened the "Hugh Gate" and became the leading second vein powerhouse.
At that time, the old god of war personally praised this son for being a true dragon.
If you don't make a hit, it's a blockbuster.
But for the student of the old God of War, Zhang Zifeng, he really doesn't know if it's a real dragon, but this Uncle Long is more like a monkey at this time, a wild monkey scratching his ears and cheeks.
"I'm really in a hurry, can't you really teach me the method in advance?" Uncle Long walked back and forth in front of Zhang Zifeng, looking impatient.
Zhang Zifeng smiled leisurely, took a sip of tea, and said, "If I teach you in advance, what if you don't talk well?" ”
"My Long is still reputable in the imperial capital, how dare you not believe it?"
"I don't believe it," replied very decisively.
Uncle Long, "......"
If he could, he had an urge to strangle Zhang Zifeng.
In the end, Uncle Long could only sit on the stool, exhale and exhale again and again, telling himself to hold back.
At this time, Wei Xueyan stepped on high heels and appeared at the door with a pair of slender black stockings and beautiful legs.
Knocking on the door, Wei Xueyan was surprised to see that Uncle Long himself was here, and was shocked.
It seems that the rumors are true, and Mrs. She's left and right guards were really fooled here by Zhang Zifeng.
"Uncle Long," Wei Xueyan greeted awkwardly.
"Xue Yan girl," Uncle Long barely smiled, and quickly lowered his head again, looking extremely anxious.
"Zhang Zifeng, what did you say to Uncle Long," Wei Xueyan asked, hugging her chest.
Zhang Zifeng smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's just a deal." ”
Wei Xueyan walked up to Zhang Zifeng and said coldly, "The premise of the transaction is that both parties have traded objects, do you really have them?" ”
Wei Xueyan was secretly angry, angry that Zhang Zifeng was so bold, you even dared to fool Uncle Long.
If the time comes, let him know that you are fooling him and use him.
With Uncle Long's temper, he won't crush you to ashes?
How do you know that Zhang Zifeng glanced at Uncle Long, and said lightly, "I have it, but it depends on whether the uncle has it." ”
Uncle Long's ears moved, and he patted his chest very affirmatively, "Whoever dares to touch you, I will cut him, but if you dare to fool me, you will bear the consequences." ”
"Hear that," Zhang Zifeng smiled at Wei Xueyan.
Wei Xueyan couldn't see through Zhang Zifeng more and more, so she could only sigh, she planned to hide far away in this matter, so as not to implicate herself.
After looking at the time, there were still a few hours before the end of Shen Xixi's new advertisement, so he simply called the boy and went to pick up the plane together.
Uncle Long suddenly slapped his thigh at this time, and really felt that he had been fooled, and said, "Didn't you kid really coax me?" ”
"Uncle, how did I coax you?"
"Since you have a way to help me open the "Shengmen", why don't you practice physical arts? ”
Yes, this is indeed a very contradictory place.
However, if this contradiction is placed on Zhang Zifeng's body, then there will be no longer a contradiction.
Zhang Zifeng answered this question with a serious face, "It's too tiring to practice physical arts, and I hate trouble." ”
Uncle Long was stunned, and was even shocked by Zhang Zifeng's words.
"Are you serious?"
He didn't understand what Zhang Zifeng thought.
You said that you didn't have Qi Hai, thinking that you should have entered a higher level, you only have to practice physical arts, but you actually said that you dislike the trouble, too tired?!
This son is really rotten wood, and it cannot be carved.
He wondered how this guy knew She Junjie.
If Uncle Long knows that the reason why She Junjie is so good now is because of this rotten wood training, I don't know what to think?
And at this moment, suddenly an extremely cold woman's voice came from outside the door.
"Okay, are you really fooling around here, get out of here?!"
As soon as the words fell, suddenly the door exploded with a bang, and a long sword turned into silver lightning and rushed in.