Chapter 300: This is called refinement
Leave? The fence was restored to its original state by itself, and it could not be quickly heated with the watch for a short time, which was equivalent to cutting off its own retreat.
Standing still? Waiting to be caught as a pervert? And then alarm everyone?
If this makes people know that the dignified land god ran into the women's toilet, it won't shock the world!
Just when Lu Yan was not around, the sound of slamming the door sounded, and seven or eight female white-collar workers in professional clothes rushed in......
At the critical moment, he didn't even think about it, and hurriedly jumped into a toilet casually. Then he closed the door and sat on the toilet lid, not daring to breathe.
After seven or eight women came to the toilet, they saw that the toilet where Lu Yan was located was marked in red, which meant that there were people inside, so four of them went to the toilet where no one was there first, and the rest waited outside for a while.
The women's toilet is a woman's paradise, where women have no taboos and can speak freely.
"Damn! The old lady drank too much yesterday and was by a fat dog! Suffocated to death! A woman who went to the toilet suddenly cursed uncleanly.
"Who? It's the three fat guys of our company again? That's a beast! Hook up with our sisters every day, and MLGBD will not pull out a dime! I slept with him several times, and even went to the hospital to have an abortion for him, if he didn't, then my husband would become a pick-up man! Another woman replied with a smile.
"Alright, okay, don't talk about your! I said Sister Zhang, my husband seems to know that there is someone outside me? What do you say? A woman who was outside in the toilet asked.
"It's not simple, Ming'er will let my sister and I hook up with him, coax him to bed, you will catch the tip in bed again, the evidence is conclusive! What about my idea! If you want, take this opportunity to let him out of the house, and from then on you can take the wealth he left you and go to find Xiao Xianrou! ”
As soon as the woman's voice fell, everyone burst into laughter.
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Hearing their foul language, Lu Yan really felt like going out to give them a mouthful!
"What are a group of girls with no quality and no public morality talking about? Cuckold your own man and wear it with peace of mind! ”
After these women were all done and left with a scolding, Lu Yan couldn't help but think of something he had seen on the Internet in the past.
The brightly dressed female white-collar workers in the office building speak several Chinese words, but they don't know how to flush the toilet or throw the paper into the paper basket (I will automatically omit the more specific and disgusting plots), and often let the latecomers see the picture of gold and thunder......
The highly educated women with slender hands, as if they were afraid that the 'rough work' of flushing the toilet and turning off the faucet would tarnish their innocence, washed their hands and walked away, piling all the paper that wiped their hands into the pool. This cute netizen stepped forward, only to be despised by those elegant women.
The sense of superiority of white-collar ladies makes them feel that the money they pay for the cleaning workers is for this, and they do it to prevent the workers from losing their jobs......
The reason why Lu Yan thought of this was because he didn't hear the sound of flushing the toilet until these women left. And the faucet in the sink outside is still running there......
However, sighing and sighing, these things are not what Lu Yan should think about now. Now he desperately wants to get out of this place, to leave this women's restroom that makes him a little unfree.
Slowly opened the toilet door, walked out of the toilet cautiously, and then moved lightly towards the outside of the toilet.
It wasn't until he came to the main door of the toilet that Lu Yan sneaked a glance outside, and after making sure that no one had found it, he hurriedly pushed open the door and jumped out. Then he looked left and right and hoped that no one noticed him, so he relaxed and prepared to take the opportunity to go around.
However, there is a more serious problem that constrains Lu Yan.
"What kind of identity am I supposed to be here?"
Lu Yan understands that today, in such an important place as the Third Hall, the staff here must be extraordinary. When he entered and exited the convention and exhibition center before, Lu Yan saw that everyone had their own identity badge, and he himself was no exception.
But right now, the occasion of the three halls is special! His badge is just an ordinary exhibition employee badge, what if the badge has a provenance with the people here? Lu Yan is afraid that people will discover their flaws here, after all, he has a fresh face, although he has eyes, he must still be very raw. If you don't add the badge correctly, then you didn't get the diamond, but you lost it here first.
This is not the usual lavish spending of money and no taboos, this is a fatal job, it is a test from Xuan Ji when he is in danger, he must be cautious and cautious!
Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years, whether this badge is important or not, you can get it yourself first.
But where to get someone else's badge? To steal? Wouldn't you be stupid when you were stolen out.13 To grab? Find the rhythm of death!
"Huh? Lavatory! ”
Suddenly, Lu Yan thought of another place to go.
That's right! It's the toilet! Only this time he is not going to the women's bathroom, but the men's bathroom!
The men's toilet is located to the left of the women's restroom, separated from the women's restroom by a wall.
Without hesitation, Lu Yan stroked his sunglasses, and then walked directly towards the men's toilet.
It went smoothly and came to the men's restroom. At this time, there were no convenient people in the men's toilet, but it seemed very quiet.
Staying in the men's toilet like this, enduring the 'charming' smell of the men's toilet, Lu Yan lit a cigarette and waited in place.
About five minutes later, just as the cigarette in Lu Yan's hand was just finished by him, a burly strong man strode in.
Lu Yan pretended not to pay attention to the other party on the surface, but behind his back, when the big man was not paying attention, he secretly glanced at the badge on the big man's chest.
"Third Hall: Dispatcher Zhao Kuo."
The badge bears such a text, and behind it, the crystal mark of a round diamond stands out.
"Sure enough, as I thought, the badge on the third floor is different from my own!"
On Lu Yan's chest, there was an ordinary badge. Except for the fake name 'Xu Fan' written on it, there is nothing else special about it.
Without hesitation, he directly ripped off the badge on his chest, and then pretended to be like no one, still standing there, and continued to light a cigarette and smoke.
When Zhao Kuo, the big man who was done with convenience, saw that Lu Yan was still smoking there and seemed to have nothing to do, his eyebrows wrinkled slightly, and then he muttered in a low voice: "Another lazy and slippery one!" If I were a big boss, I would make sure that the kind of people who were lazy and came to the toilet to smoke would go home and farm! ”
Seeing the big man Zhao Kuo walk away, Lu Yan turned around and still stood still, as if he was still waiting for something.
Lu Yan understands that if he wants to find a suitable badge, the owner of the badge must be at least close to him in terms of body type, otherwise, even if the badge is real and the person is fake, it will also be easy to go.
Telling Xuan Ji in her ear about her thoughts, Xuan Ji was slightly stunned, and then said: "My man didn't expect to have such a 'delicate' side?" ”
"Exquisite? Can this also be described as exquisite? ”
"Hmmm! Exquisite! ”