After returning to the mortal world, Shao Yitian immediately went to the nearest fruit wholesale market and bought a few boxes of apples and some bananas and grapes, plus some fruits.

Then I thought about it, since Brother Monkey was tired of eating the fruits on the court every day, then other people must be the same. So, Shao Yitian bought a few more copies and prepared one for Brother Bing Yang Jian.

In the evening, Shen Xue's relatives finally left, Shao Yitian rubbed his hands and threw the two girls directly on the bed, and then, a vigorous battle began.

After finishing the matter, Shao Yitian lay down between the two daughters and said in a consultative tone: "Two wives, don't you think this bed is too narrow?

The two girls glanced at Shao Yitian at the same time, and finally Liu Sihan said: "I know what bad ideas you have for this villain, but this bed is indeed a little smaller, why don't we go to the furniture city another day to buy a new one?"

Shao Yitian immediately agreed, and then set the time for the weekend of this week.

The next day, Shao Yitian came to Heaven with fruits, and first gave Wang Geqian a box of apples, for the fruits of the mortal world, Wang Geqian did not show great joy, it seems that for Wang Geyan, the fruits of the mortal world are not as tempting as wine for him.

Since he only went to Tai Bai Xing once, Shao Yitian still didn't remember the route, so he had to call Li Qingyu again to pick him up.

Walking to the gate of the third brigade, the doorman first greeted Shao Yitian, and then asked, "Brother Tian, are you going to date Fairy Qingyu again?"

Shao Yitian didn't bother to explain, anyway, after Li Qingyu drove over, no matter how much he explained, he would be misunderstood as a cover-up, so he simply nodded and said yes, anyway, now that the rumors are flying all over the sky, he doesn't care about these.

Moreover, judging from yesterday's situation, Li Qingyu's family seems to be satisfied with themselves, and Li Qingyu, the little witch, seems to be interesting to herself.

Soon, Li Qingyu drove to the door of the third brigade, and after Shao Yitian got in the car, Li Qingyu couldn't wait to ask Shao Yitian what fruit he brought her?

Shao Yitian said: "I can't see that you are still a little gluttonous cat, don't worry, my little gluttonous cat, you will know when you get home." ”

Hearing the words of my little gluttonous cat, Li Qingyu's pretty face fluttered red again, and then said coquettishly: "Hmph, this girl is not a little gluttonous cat, you are!"

As soon as Shao Yitian's front foot stepped into Li Qingyu's house, Sun Wukong flew over with a somersault cloud on his back foot.

"Haha...... Xiao Shao, it's so early!" Sun Wukong immediately jumped down from the somersault cloud, and then squeezed between Li Qingyu and Shao Yitian, and became a huge light bulb. was so angry that Li Qingyu's mouth was so high that he could hang up a big brick.

Shao Yitian didn't think anything of it, because Brother Monkey is such a character.

"Brother Monkey, I didn't expect you to be so early!" Shao Yitian greeted Sun Wukong with a smile.

Sun Wukong then pulled Shao Yitian aside and asked with a smile: "Xiao Shao, did you do anything for my old grandson yesterday?"

Foodies really care about their food the most, you see, Sun Wukong came here so early just for the fruit.

Shao Yitian nodded and said, "Brought it, Brother Monkey, how could I forget what you explained?"

Sun Wukong was very satisfied with Shao Yitian's performance, and patted Shao Yitian on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Xiao Shao, it's interesting enough, your friend and I have made up my mind." ”

After arriving at Tai Bai Xing's room, Sun Wukong originally wanted to pull Shao Yitian to the next room, not wanting Tai Bai Xing and others to know his greedy little secret.

Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "Great Sage, we already know about you asking Xiao Shao to bring you fruits. ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he immediately looked at Shao Yitian with those fiery eyes and said, "Xiao Shao, did you say that?"

Shao Yitian thought to himself, could it be that he was wrong, this is a secret, and he can't say it? Then he thought about it, if this is a secret that can't be said, then Tai Bai Xing won't say it, unless he wants to harm himself.

"That's what I said. Shao Yitian didn't hide it, because it was useless to quibble.

Sun Wuqi scratched his ears and cheeks, and said, "Xiao Shao, how can you tell others such an important matter? ”

When Tai Bai Xing heard this, he said with a smile: "Great Sage, the old man won't laugh at you, really won't." ”

Subsequently, Shao Yitian took out the fruit prepared for Sun Wukong and Li Qingyu's family, Sun Wukong saw the banana on the table, and immediately took a peeled off the skin and ate it, and said: "Well, it's still delicious bananas in the mortal world!"

After eating, Sun Wukong threw the banana peel behind him. If this kind of behavior is placed in the mortal world and is discovered by the aunt of the neighborhood committee, you must give Brother Monkey a fine.

Subsequently, Li Qingyu also took a banana and ate it, seeing Li Qingyu eating a banana, Shao Yitian's mind suddenly appeared that impure picture.

Shao Yitian saw a sentence on the Internet, which said that when a girl eats bananas in front of a man, either the girl really doesn't understand the meaning and her thoughts are still very pure, or the girl eats it deliberately and deliberately in front of you.

Obviously, Li Qingyu is the kind of person who doesn't understand, has a pure mind, and doesn't understand what it means for a girl to eat a banana in front of a man.

At this time, Li Qingyu's mother, future mother-in-law, also took a banana and ate it. Mother-in-law, can you not be like this? If you look like an aunt in your fifties or sixties, I am absolutely pure in thought. But the key is that the mother-in-law and Li Qingyu are like sisters, how can Shao Yitian's thoughts be pure, and suddenly remembered a word: mother and daughter eat all!.

"Damn, you can't think about it, you can't think about it...... Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, Tao can be very Tao, name can be very famous......" Shao Yitian hurriedly thought blindly, wanting to drive away the impure picture in his mind, this trick really had some effect.

"Well, it's delicious!" After Li Qingyu finished eating a banana, he even stretched out his **** and licked it on his lips.

I'm going, sister, after eating bananas, can we not do this action, isn't it just eating bananas? Isn't it drinking milk......

Fortunately, the future mother-in-law did not follow the example, otherwise Shao Yitian's mind would be impure again.

The reason why Li Qingyu and the others thought that the fruits of the mortal world were delicious and the ones in the heavenly court were not delicious was entirely because the fruits of the heavenly court were tired of eating, and they occasionally changed the taste, and they immediately felt that they were delicious.

This situation is like a person who eats big fish and meat every day, and after a long time, he suddenly asks him to eat a meal of cabbage, and he will definitely shout: "Cabbage is better than meat." ”

Sun Wukong ignored the image of the Monkey King, picked up an apple and threw it behind him after gnawing it, and then grabbed a handful of grapes and ate them, without washing them.

After Sun Wukong ate for a while, he was finally full, burped, and then picked up the remaining fruit, patted Shao Yitian on the shoulder and said: "Xiao Shao, in a few days, it will be the Queen Mother's peach festival, and Brother Monkey will take you to participate in it then." My grandson still has something to do, so I'll leave first!"

After Sun Wukong left, Tai Bai Xing's room was full of garbage, which was made by Sun Wukong, banana peels, grape skins and seeds......

Tai Bai Xing looked at the garbage all over the ground, shook his head and sighed: "This monkey is still so unhygienic. ”