Come to the security door and check the people outside through the cat's eye.

I saw Li Yangming, the captain of the community, standing outside the door with a serious face.

He Xiaotian put the two hammers aside, opened a gap and said, "Captain Li, why are you here so late?" ”

"Xiaotian, downstairs 201 said that your house is decorating with explosives. People are in love with their wives, but there was a bang on the roof, which directly scared people. It took a long time to slow down, and then it eased up.

What do you do? If nothing happens this time, you're in luck. What if you really scare people out of a man's majesty? The young couple just got married, is it possible to leave? ”

He Xiaotian: "......"

He swore to God that he didn't mean it.

"I'm sorry, Team Li, please wait for me to make amends. The cabinet at home collapsed, and this made it look like a decoration. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. "The sins he has created, with tears in his eyes, will be reparated.

"There is no trouble, no trouble, I have to be responsible for you when I eat this bowl of rice. Alright, I'll stop by when I go downstairs. ”

"Goodbye, Captain Lee."

Li Yangming, who was about to turn around, caught a glimpse of a hammer full of sharp thorns out of the corner of his eye.

Although it is only a corner, it is not the whole picture.

But with the alertness he had trained in the army, he couldn't help but stop.

"Xiaotian, I'll tell you. Your parents gave birth to you and raised you for a lifetime, even if you are unhappy, you can't make mistakes! Your family conditions are good, and you have lived a privileged life since you were a child, so you may not have tasted hardship.

The slightest disappointment will lead to over-thinking. It's just that Uncle Li advises you, don't make a big mistake. It's too late for you to give up now, as long as you don't take the last step. ”

Li Yangming said this, his whole body was tense, and he was about to pounce.

When He Xiaotian heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh.

I blame myself for being lazy, why don't I put the hammer farther away.

But Uncle Li, this guy, actually thought that I was going to hammer my parents.

Your imagination is too rich, isn't it?

"Captain Li, you misunderstood. That's a prop, can a normal person use such a big hammer? Besides, it's not good to use any method to kill someone. Do you have to make it so bloody? I'm a college student, but not a fool. ”

In the end, He Xiaotian simply opened the door and let Li Yangming see it clearly.

"Wow!"

Li Yangming was stunned when he saw the whole picture of the hammer.

A hammer the size of a normal adult should no one want to lift unless it is Superman.

"Sorry, I misunderstood. By the way, what about your parents? ”

It seems that the doubts in his heart have not disappeared.

"Captain Li, if you don't believe me, you can call my parents. One of them was at the paper mill and the other was at my aunt's house. ”

He Xiaotian's calm performance somewhat dispelled some doubts again.

"Okay, you are young, and you don't know how to spend it when you have money. The model of these two hammers cost a lot of money, right? ”

"It's not much, it's just tens of thousands."

When the words fell, Li Yangming turned his head and left.

I can't talk about it this day.

Not much, tens of thousands? That's it?

Do you know how much my salary adds up to in a year?

Is it great to be rich? If you have money, can you use explosives for decoration?

He Xiaotian looked at Li Yangming's back as he disappeared into the corridor, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Thanks I didn't come up to inspect the hammer, or I would have goofed it up.

You can't be so careless in the future, you have to remember it for a long time.

Then he closed the door, and after several hours of busy work inside and out, he finally got it all done, and then he went back to his room and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, he was woken up by the ringing of his mobile phone.

"Hello?"

"Son, when will I get home? What the hell are you working on? If we have a girlfriend, why don't we buy another house? He Xiaotian suddenly found that his mother was also very good at chatting.

Yesterday, he talked to Captain Li to death, and today he was almost knocked out by his mother.

Why weren't you so kind to me before?

You have to have a girlfriend before you are willing to bleed to buy a house!

"No, I really can't tell you about Mom. In short, you remember, the son is all for the good of you and my dad. Do you think I can hurt you both? As long as I don't come back, you can stay at your cousin's house with peace of mind. ”

This is reasonable, how far do you have to be a beast to harm your parents?

"Then tell me about the renovation with explosives last night, and what happened to the hammer model?"

“......”

It turned out that Captain Li really called and went to confirm in person!

However, He Xiaotian didn't have many complaints, people did their duty for the safety of the residents in the community, what can you be dissatisfied with?

When you meet such a security guard, let's have fun!

"Yesterday the wardrobe collapsed, so it was noisy downstairs. As for the hammer model, there is a fortune teller who said that I had a fateful disaster this year, and I needed a fierce weapon to block it. Now to buy a kitchen knife, you have to make a real-name system.

Where do you think I'm going to get a murderer? Antiques are okay, but with our family's financial resources, they are enough. So I spent tens of thousands of dollars to make a model to pose, and I thought about how much I wanted, and I could start to play a role. ”

After a long time, my mother's voice sounded faintly.

"It's good if you're happy."

"Toot!!"

The voice fell, and the phone hung up on the other side.

At noon and in the evening, two takeaways were ordered.

Of course, it's a lot, a lot of it.

Specifically, you can refer to the amount of twenty cubits in the hospital, and fifty portions of steak.

Then he found the takeaway brother, staring at him with a resentful face from beginning to end.

It's as if something happened that started and ended up abandoning.

He looked at his chrysanthemums and shivered.

As a result, when eating, He Xiaotian patted his head.

Isn't this the Sherlock Holmes-type guy who brought him food in the first place?

No wonder it's so resentful.

In the evening, He Xiaotian carried a hammer of more than 300 catties and walked into the nanny room.

Then sit cross-legged under the windowsill and wait for the kappa to come.

He always felt that this matter would not be so easily revealed.

Sure enough, it was about ten o'clock in the evening.

There was a sound outside the window.

"Smack!"

A green palm on the glass slapped against the window.

He Xiaotian didn't use a hammer, and as soon as his left arm penetrated the glass, he grabbed the kappa's neck fiercely.

Going back, I grabbed it by the way, and killed it straightforwardly.

【Ding! Kill the kappa and gain 200 XP. 】

It's another 200 experience points, which is good.

In the wee hours of the morning, a blue-haired head poked through the glass hole.

"Click!"

【Ding! Kill the kappa and gain 200 XP. 】

He Xiaotian's arm was like a green dragon out of the water, and he completed the process of grasping and pinching in an instant.

On the floor, two kappa corpses covered in scales and slime, tilted heads, stood side by side.

Above his head was He Xiaotian, who was sitting cross-legged, bored.

Under the reflection of the moonlight, the three are extremely infiltrating.