Chapter 275: Couplet
"There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons without knowing the four books and five classics, which is very bold." When King Ning's staff general heard King Ning's order, he immediately walked out, and then came out with a Shanglian, obviously before this staff general came again, he had already made preparations, just waiting for today's attack in Washington.
King Ning's staff general had just told Shanglian on his side, and King Ning immediately couldn't wait to point at Hua Taishi and said: "Yes, why is it wrong, if you don't give face to this king, don't blame this king for being polite, this king is really going crazy!" ”
"Lord Wang, this time is too tight! , at least let's think about it for a while! Seeing King Ning approaching step by step, Hua Taishi said helplessly.
"Hmph, don't mention these useless things, this king wants you right now, what's the matter, you are not convinced, if you are not convinced, this king will be mad." King Ning didn't give Hua Taishi any time to breathe, it can be said that he was pressing step by step, and he still pointed his fingers and said.
"Lord Wang, don't be in a hurry, let Poor Dao try. The lower link of the poor road is that ten rooms and nine are poor, and they get eight taels and seven dollars and six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and they are still half-hearted and first-class. Qiu Mingyang saw that Master Hua and Mrs. Hua had no way out, so he immediately stood up like a savior, and immediately spoke.
"It's so neat!" King Ning's staff general followed the source of the voice, directly found Qiu Mingyang, stared at Qiu Mingyang, and said in some surprise, obviously he didn't expect that someone in Washington could come up with the Shanglian he had carefully prepared so quickly.
Seeing that Qiu Mingyang was easy, Hua Taishi gave the right link from King Ning's staff general, resolved a crisis, and immediately rejoiced in his heart, and then walked to Qiu Mingyang's side, leaned his head on Qiu Mingyang's shoulder, as if a child had found his parents, and said excitedly: "Dao Chief, your appearance is too timely. ”
When King Ning saw Qiu Mingyang suddenly appear, and he was on this couplet, breaking his move, he twisted his head, looked at the staff general, and turned his head to signal, the meaning was obvious, that is, to let the staff general meet this Qiu Mingyang who suddenly appeared for a while.
"Below is the champion of the Seven Provinces and the general of staff, nicknamed the king of the king, I don't know who your Excellency is?" Seeing King Ning's signal, the staff general immediately took a few steps in front of Qiu Mingyang, then opened the fan, looked at Qiu Mingyang, arched his hand and first introduced himself, and then asked.
Qiu Mingyang saw that this pair of intestinal piercing took the first step to report their own name, and then immediately put Hua Taishi's head on his shoulder, gently pushed it away, glanced at the intestinal piercing, smiled lightly, and arched his hand, and said: "Poor Dao is not as famous as Brother Piercing Intestines, but it is just an idle cloud and wild crane, and now he is a small guest in Washington." ”
"Okay, in that case, let me meet you for a while!" He closed the fan and slapped his left hand, then stared at Qiu Mingyang and said.
After the voice of the piercing of the intestines, he took a step and walked towards the middle of the main hall, Qiu Mingyang smiled, and also walked forward, the two stared at each other like this, and when the two of them walked to the middle together, it meant that the two of them officially faced each other, and the distance between the two was very close.
As for the other people in the main hall, they looked at the two people in the field intently, for fear of missing a trace of detail, and the atmosphere of the scene was very serious for a while.
But at this time, he suddenly pouted his mouth for the intestine piercing, the meaning was quite obvious, Qiu Mingyang had long known that this pair of intestine piercing would come to such a hand, so as soon as he made a move on the intestine, Qiu Mingyang quickly retreated, and when he pouted for the intestine, Qiu Mingyang was already several meters away from the intestine piercing, Qiu Mingyang was not so disgusting about the intestine, so he avoided it in time.
Most of the people on Hua Taishi's side immediately exclaimed, and they secretly showed contempt for this staff general, and scolded in their hearts: "Dead pervert!" ”
Seeing that Qiu Mingyang did not follow what he thought in his heart, he did the same action as he did, and then looked at the reactions of other people, he immediately felt very embarrassed, annoyed in his heart, and secretly hated Qiu Mingyang.
Wanting to avenge Qiu Mingyang's ignorance, he stepped back, pointed at Qiu Mingyang, and said: "Okay, you little Taoist, look at me right, in the picture, the dragon doesn't chant and the tiger doesn't scream, the little Taoist priest is ridiculous!" ”
Qiu Mingyang faced this couplet of piercing intestines, confident, took a few steps towards the side of piercing intestines, and then said: "In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and horses and no reins, and the general is on guard!" ”
"Good!" When Hua Taishi heard that Qiu Mingyang had come out so quickly, he immediately clapped his hands and said that he was happy, and the maid on the side also echoed him.
Seeing that Qiu Mingyang came up so easily, he was also taken aback, and immediately continued: "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Red and Red are just right everywhere. ”
"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves, every year, twilight." Qiu Mingyang didn't think about it, and replied casually.
"Kill him with a pair." King Ning on the side saw that the couplet on the piercing intestine was matched by Qiu Mingyang again, and he was anxious, and immediately opened his mouth to urge the piercing intestine.
"Ten thoughts, Sijun, Siguo, Sisheji." After walking a few steps back and forth in the main hall, he raised his head and stared at Qiu Mingyang and said.
"Eight eyes to appreciate, flowers, the moon and autumn fragrance." Qiu Mingyang saw that this pair of piercing intestines was right again, and immediately came out of the lower link, Qiu Mingyang's side just came out of the lower link, Qiu Xiang on the side heard Qiu Mingyang's next link, and blushed inexplicably, but everyone in the field was paying attention to the duel between Qiu Mingyang and the two of them, so no one noticed Qiu Xiang's changes.
Seeing that Qiu Mingyang was so quick every time he paired the lower link, he was also anxious, and he felt that his whole body was on fire, so he quickly opened the fan and fanned himself hard, but he couldn't lower the fire, but he kept pacing back and forth under his feet, and he was also thinking about the upper link in his heart, and in an instant, he had another upper link on the piercing intestine: "My superior majesty shows a tiger courage." ”
"You're nasty and bitch, showing half of your **." Qiu Mingyang did not show weakness to say the next couplet, but he didn't expect Qiu Mingyang to say the next couplet without much thought, and immediately seemed to be frightened, it was retreating again and again, it was obvious that Qiu Mingyang continued to make his couplets one after another, which hit the piercing intestine very hard.
"How can my dignified staff general lose to you as a little Taoist." said a word unwillingly to piercing the intestines, and then took a few steps forward, and came straight to Qiu Mingyang's side.
"Your grave is in the middle of the tree." stared at Qiu Mingyang fiercely at the piercing eyeballs, pointed at Qiu Mingyang, and said.
"Ru's bathtub with fish." Qiu Mingyang didn't squint, just stared at the intestines, and said with a smile.
"The fish and the fruit are ripe in my belly." The body did not move, staring at Qiu Mingyang, and there was another uplink.
"Your wife is here to cook." Qiu Mingyang's face did not change, and he replied without hesitation.