Qiao Ai rubbed her face and replied embarrassedly.

Uncle Zhang had already prepared dinner, knowing that Cao Le liked to eat shrimp as much as Qiao Ai, and there were several more shrimp-related dishes on the table.

Zhou Chengyan habitually peeled a steamed shrimp that Qiao Ai liked in the past, but one hand was faster than him and put the shrimp on Qiao Ai's plate.

Qiao Ai was a little surprised: "Lele? ”

Cao Le had already taken another shrimp and was peeling it, and was stunned for a moment when he heard the voice: "Auntie, don't you like to eat shrimp?" I...... I'm used to peeling my mother, and I want to ...... when I see it subconsciously."

"No, no, Auntie likes it very much." In order to prove his words, Qiao Ai put the shrimp in his mouth: "It's just that you are still young, and your aunt should take care of you for dinner." ”

Lele retorted dissatisfiedly: "I am already a man, and it is my responsibility and obligation to take care of a beautiful lady like my aunt." ”

"By the way, Auntie, you are so beautiful, can I call you sister?"

At such a young age, Qiao Ai was so amused that she covered her lips and chuckled: "My mother and I are not much older, what do you call my sister to be?" ”

Zhou Chengyan watched the interaction between these two people, and inexplicably had the illusion that he was being excluded.

He put the shrimp in his hand on Qiao Ai's plate, his eyes were heavy, and his voice was warning: "It is my responsibility and obligation to take care of your aunt, as for you, it is better to keep that little strength to take care of your future girlfriend." ”

"But uncle, your action of peeling shrimp is too slow." Cao Le said seriously: "Uncle, you are already old and can't take care of your sister, I can help you take care of her." ”

Zhou Chengyan's fists clenched and creaked.

This bear child, can he speak?!

Joe is a sister, so he's an uncle?

And he's old and can't take care of Joe Ai, so he helps him take care of it?

It just doesn't make sense!

Zhou Chengyan raised the corners of his mouth disdainfully: "You, who are not as tall as Ai Ai's waist when you stand up, also want to take care of her?" Bite off more than one can chew! ”

"I'll soon grow taller, taller than you!" After Cao Le retorted loudly, he looked at Qiao Ai with bright eyes: "Sister, is your name Ai Ai?" Listen to it. ”

He shouted as he spoke, "Sister Ai Ai? ”

Zhou Chengyan's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his tone was dangerous: "Stinky boy, who allowed you to call her that?" Ai Ai is the only one I can call. ”

"My name is Sister Ai Ai, not Ai Ai." Lele wrinkled his little nose: "Uncle, you're really weird." ”

He looked at Qiao Ai for help: "Sister Ai Ai, is this the legendary menopause?" It's scary. ”

Menopause?

Hahahaha!

Joe tried desperately to suppress it, so that she couldn't control herself from laughing.

She made excuses for Zhou Chengyan and said, "En...... No, maybe he's too tired from work today, so he's not in a good mood. ”

Lele's eyes were a little disgusted: "My father once said to me that only the most unpromising man will vent the anger he suffered outside on his family. Auntie, why did you choose him? ”

Seeing that Zhou Chengyan was about to get angry with internal injuries, Qiao Ai hurriedly said: "No, no, he is not that kind of person, he ...... He ......"

Qiao Ai thought about it for a long time, but she didn't think of a suitable excuse, so she gave up and said, "Forget it, you just treat him as menopause." ”

Lele's eyes were sympathetic, as if Qiao Ai's life was extremely dire, and he said loudly: "Sister Ai Ai, when I grow up, I will definitely save you from the sea of misery and stay away from this menopausal old man!" ”

As he spoke, he flexibly peeled a shrimp for Qiao Ai with his fingers, and said distressedly: "Now Sister Ai, you should eat more delicious supplements first." ”

Joey: "......"

Qiao Ai glanced at Zhou Chengyan's face, hurriedly leaned over to hold his hand, and said eagerly: "Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wu Ji!" Besides, are you going to do it with a five-year-old? ”

Zhou Chengyan almost laughed angrily.

Is it worthy of being a five-year-old in terms of speaking skills? Nine cakes in Chinese

He looks like he's twenty-five!

"Calm down, calm down!"

Zhou Chengyan waved Qiao Ai's hand away, and tried to say in a calm tone: "Stinky boy, man, you can't just move your mouth to do anything, the key is to do it." ”

Lele looked at Zhou Chengyan with innocent eyes: "Uncle, do you mean to take better care of my sister than me?" Then let's take a look. ”

"What do you want to compare?"

Lele's eyes fell on the dining table: "Just peel the shrimp." ”

"Yes."

Joe was dumbfounded.

She tugged at Zhou Chengyan's sleeve, not understanding what kind of stimulation this person was getting today, why did he suddenly become so naïve.

But she simply did not have the right to object to the matter.

"Is it faster than seeing who peels it?" Lele asked.

Zhou Chengyan sneered: "Little ghost, a man must not say that he knows quickly?" ”

Qiao Ai kicked Zhou Chengyan hard underneath and lowered his voice: "What nonsense are you talking about?" How can you teach a child like that? ”

Seeing that these two must compete, Qiao Ai, in order to end this farce-like competition as soon as possible, said finally: "Just listen to Lele and see who can finish peeling a shrimp faster, even if whoever wins." ”

Lele proudly stuck out his tongue at Zhou Chengyan.

The anger in Zhou Chengyan's heart was even greater.

"Are you ready?" Qiao Ai said: "Three, two, one, start!" ”

Five seconds later, both shrimps were placed in front of Joai at the same time.

Joey: "......"

Zhou Chengyan snorted slightly dissatisfied.

Lele snorted coldly: "I didn't expect you to be a little useful, uncle." Since there is no winner this time, why don't we compare again? ”

Zhou Chengyan didn't expect that his fighting spirit, which had disappeared for many years, would be found in this child: "What do you want to compare this time?" ”

"Sister who peels the shrimp eats more." Lele raised his chin slightly: "Do you dare?" ”

Zhou Chengyan sneered: "That's it." ”

Caught off guard by the spread of the war, Joe wanted to persuade the two of them, but the two plates were already placed in front of her.

Lele blinked pitifully with big eyes: "Sister Ai Ai, you will definitely eat all the shrimp I peeled, right?" ”

Zhou Chengyan's voice was lowered a little, and his magnetic voice was a little hoarse, which was Qiao Ai's most irresistible tone, and he only called softly: "Ai Ai." ”

The coda is curled.

Qiao Ai's legs weakened: "...... I suddenly had a stomachache. ”

Zhou Chengyan spoke very well: "Then wait for you to come back." ”

Lele nodded, and the two rarely united front: "Or we can compare others, I see that Auntie, you also like to eat pomegranates." ”

Joey: "......"

It seems that she is destined to not escape this catastrophe?

Qiao Ai is ruthless, it's a big deal that she is wet with rain and dew, and she eats it all!

But remembering the terrifying speed of the two of them peeling shrimp, Qiao Ai took the plate of steamed shrimp and divided it into two halves: "It's more than that, order it until now!" ”