Chapter 413: Seize the Opportunity

The official family immediately came to the spirit, others are going to be fathers one after another, I don't know how happy they are, it's like green smoke on the ancestral grave.

He was miserable and miserable, and his mood was as complicated as a pony, a donkey, and a mule from a horse, all calling him Daddy!

If you laugh again, you will cry if you laugh again!

He thought about it, secretly glanced at Chai Youchen, and then looked at Xie Jingyi openly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he felt that he had suddenly discovered a great thing, and that was the secret of how powerful characters could be overwhelmed without their expressions collapsing!

Stupid people are stupid everywhere, smart people are smart in their own way!

Chai Youchen is expressionless no matter what! Xie Jingyi is smiling no matter what!

If he had thought of this, he would not have laughed more ugly than crying, and cried as if he was snickering! When the official family thought about it like this, he became worried again, and someone took the lead if he didn't laugh and laughed, so he couldn't keep crying......

"What miracle? Let's hear it. The official said.

Xie Jingyi waited for a long time, but he could be regarded as waiting for the official family's praise, "This is really strange!" There is a You Fang Langzhong, when he went back to Xijing, he happened to meet a patient, guess what? A family surnamed Jia, nine generations of single transmission, in this generation pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl, are already ripe, waiting to be born. ”

"The Jia family is so happy, this is really green smoke on the ancestral tomb, the ancestor has done a great job in the underworld, or can you get this happy event! But everything, it's easy to be happy and sad, that Jia family lady gave birth for half a night, how could she not see the child rising, Wen Po was anxious, shouting, not good, I'm afraid it's not a child, the child is down, the child is down! ”

That You Fang Lang shook his head directly. The Liu family cried a lot, my lady is gone? Lang Zhong shook his head, Jia Niangzi is not fake, the baby born is fake! As he spoke, he patted the belly of the Najia lady, bang, like a ripe watermelon. ”

When Xie Jingyi spoke, his expression was rich and he didn't say anything, but also made a comparison, which was far more than the ordinary storyteller wall, and Concubine Liu on the side was fascinated by it.

I couldn't help but ask, "Why?" The belly is big, these twins are not people, Jia Niangzi opened her mouth and said that it would be counted, it must be Lang Zhong's pulse, can there be a fake? ”

Xie Jingyi was suddenly happy, the Queen Mother had a "helper" like Concubine Liu by her side, which was really wonderful!

"Or a miracle! Na Langzhong is a knowledgeable person, and he broke through the sky with one word. So ......."

Xie Jingyi said, and sold a pass, and winked at the queen.

"It turns out that there is a secret method in this folk, and after using it, not only can you bring out the happy pulse, but also the belly can bulge! But this secret method, there is a bad place, after using it, the whole person is yellow! ”

"Well, it's like coating the whole body with Coptis chinensis bitter gallbladder, in order to deceive people, Na Jia Niangzi pretended to say that she had itchy skin and applied such an antidote to Coptis chinensis bitter gallbladder, but where could she hide it from the well-informed old man!"

Concubine Liu's eyes widened in surprise, "There are still such secret methods?" ”

Xie Jingyi blinked, "Concubine, this is a strange thing, how old am I, where have I seen this, I have heard from people, I have heard from people!" ”

As she spoke, she looked at the Queen Mother, and then at the Queen.

The Queen Mother no longer had the leisurely posture of being half-lying before, her eyes were nailed to Xie Jingyi's body like a knife, and the queen's hands covering her stomach jumped away quickly as if they had been burned.

Xie Jingyi hooked the corners of his mouth, his eyes moved, and he sent a basket of autumn waves to the two.

Chai Youchen on the side twitched the corners of his mouth, fortunately, Xie San didn't like to treat him like this, as far as her ability to "hook" people was concerned, ordinary people really couldn't bear it!

Concubine Liu couldn't help it, and asked anxiously, "What about later?" Is this Jia Niangzi a fool? Why wait until the day when the melon is ripe, since she is not pregnant with a child, how can she give birth to another child? ”

Without waiting for Xie Jingyi to speak, the Queen Mother said coldly, "It's so unreasonable, it's naturally made up." The anecdotes that are not allowed on the table among the people are also brought to the palace? ”

Xie Jingyi was not annoyed at all, her face was thicker than the city wall, she arched her hand and said with a smile, "The Queen Mother has taught her a lesson, she originally wanted Bo Jun to laugh, since the Queen Mother doesn't like to hear it, then Xie San won't say it." ”

"Don't be angry with Xie San. My grandfather also said a while ago that the Queen Mother is the most kind, when my grandmother first entered the capital, all relied on the care of the Queen Mother, I see, you are like the Bodhisattva on the wall, for a while, it was presumptuous, and please don't blame the Queen Mother. ”

The Queen Mother's face softened a little, not that she was not angry, but that Xie Jingyi was reminding her both inside and outside her words that she had always been a "living Bodhisattva", and if she was a junior who was embarrassed today, it would be too ugly!

There is such a person in the world, who can praise the enemy without any obstacles!

It's just that she wasn't in the mood to think about it, but she was really worried.

Xie Jingyi's eyes moved, took a step back, and stood behind Chai Youchen without speaking.

The official sitting on the top laughed hahahaha, and it was really ugly to laugh worse than crying!

What, when I didn't know how to play the round, I had to hahahahaha!

Xie Jingyi took pity on the official family and tugged at Chai Youchen's sleeve.

Chai Youchen stood up expressionlessly, "Official, this year's minister's wife will return to the door on the third day, and it will not be early." ”

It's been my mother-in-law's mother-in-law, my mother-in-law is in a hurry, will you stop me if you beat me?

The official family is in a hurry, so it's over? Solved?

Chai Youchen was unmoved, Xie Jingyi smiled and said, "My aunt said that people who are pregnant for the first time are the most likely to get tired, and we are here for fear of delaying the queen's rest, so please resign from the palace and hope that the official family will be favorable." ”

The official family breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and looked at Chai Youchen reluctantly.

When the queen saw this, she became more and more upset.

……

The carriage drove from the gate of the palace towards the Xie family near Guozixue.

Xie Jingyi lay on Chai Youchen's lap on all fours, and pointed to the dried peaches on the side, "Here's a piece." ”

Chai Youchen took a piece and stuffed it into Xie Jingyi's mouth, "Why are you still secretly sending autumn waves to the queen today?" ”

Xie Jingyi laughed, "My God, I will allow you to be dear to the official family, and I will not be allowed to have a deep relationship with the queen?" ”

Chai Youchen pinched Xie Jingyi's face speechlessly, "You guessed right, the queen is indeed not pregnant, and they are planning to follow the practice of the previous life, under the pretext that the body is itchy, apply coptis bitter gall, and cover up the yellowing of the body." ”

"I kept watching the story while you were telling it, and it was obvious that they were caught off guard. Now that the first opportunity is called for you to take it, they will definitely not use this excuse. ”

(End of chapter)