Small Theater: When Yan Lang Came to Modern Times (2)
On the weekend, Hagi Niang finally overcame all kinds of difficulties and taught Xie Yan to use the shower head for bathing, during which I don't know how many clothes were wet, and I don't know how many times Xie Yan stole and hugged her, which is not enough for outsiders.
Xie Yan is now wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, looking like an ordinary man next door, ah no, he said that he refused to cut his long hair, and said a lot of things like "parents who suffer from the hair and skin of the body", all in all, the head can be without, the hair must not be cut short, so that Hagi Niang is helpless, he can only let him not wear the conspicuous jade crown, he has long inky hair, just tied up loosely with a Hagi Niang's hairband, hanging down the back of his head, but it is also unique.
But then again, Xie Yan is worthy of being the Xie family of Chenjun, well-read and strong, unforgettable, and his words are like a variety of pearls and jades, and he has a galaxy in his chest. Even in Shanghai, a metropolis with high information technology and high-speed operation, he also lives a very nourishing life.
It's just that he has long hair and is too beautiful, so the two of them always cause the amazement and onlookers of others when they walk on the road, and many people mistakenly think that he is a woman, whistling, talking, and abounding.
At first, Xie Yan was still very unaccustomed to it.
In this regard, Hagi Niang's explanation is: "This is the same as when you walked in Jiankang City before, those women threw melons and fruits at you." ”
Xie Yan was really relieved.
He learned to go up and down the stairs in an "electric carriage", to open and close the door instead of pulling the deadbolt but with a key, to see someone talking to him no longer subconsciously clasped his fists and salute, and even learned to change the channel of the "water mirror", and even learned to read simplified Chinese characters and Arabic numerals.
This guy learns everything so fast.,Hagi Niang is thinking about buying him some textbooks to come back for a basic education.,It's not impossible for him to learn to use a computer.。
In fact, it is really good for the two to live happily like this.
On this day, Xie Yan asked her: "Hagi Niang, I see that you work every day, and it is very hard, but where is there any place to gather paperwork or the like, and it is better to go to the husband to make money to support the family." ”
Hagi Niang rolled her eyes, which show did you see the word "making money to support your family"? Big brother, you don't have an ID card, how dare anyone recruit you.
She could only patiently explain: "People in this country, if they want to go to work, they need a thing called a 'ID card', and without this, others can't use you." As she spoke, she took out her ID card and showed it to him.
Xie Yan suddenly realized and said, "I understand, you have to have an official status." ”
Hagi Niang nodded hurriedly, that's right.
Xie Yan said: "When I went out for a stroll two days ago, I saw a notice posted on a roadside lamppost that said 'apply for a fake certificate', but is this 'ID card' you said? ”
Hagi Niang almost vomited blood, hey, why is your memory so good? Are you a scanner?
She could only persuade: "It's a very bad thing to get a fake certificate, if the government knows about it, you will be arrested and put in prison." ”
Xie Yan frowned, it seemed that it was really a bit difficult to do.
Hagi Niang looked at his beautiful and slender hand, her heart moved, and said, "I have an idea, but I am too wronged by you......"
Xie Yan asked happily, "What's the matter?" ”
Hagi Niang said embarrassedly: "I saw that your handwriting was very good before, but I don't know if you can draw?" ”
Xie Yan smiled indifferently and said conceitedly: "I know a little bit about it." But that look was like saying, and he actually asked me if I could paint? It's just underestimating me, isn't Jiang Zuo's talent and fame enough?
Hagi Niang grinned and said, "You can paint at home, and we will sell it for 100 yuan in the gallery on weekends, which is also a way to 'make money to support your family'." ”
Xie Yan was very melancholy, and he weakly protested: "Back then, my calligraphy and paintings were hard to find, and a hundred or ten yuan was too cheap. ”
Okay, sure enough, the TV is not in vain, this person seems to be a modern person, and he has an idea of the amount of money.
Hagi Niang hugged him with relief and said, "You're so stupid, I'm just afraid that you're bored and bored at home, and it doesn't matter how much you can sell." ”
The two hugged each other and laughed, and it was really happy to get along like this.
It's just that Xie Yan remembered something again, and he asked: "Hagi Niang, I saw that the clothes drying in your courtyard were very strange, like hats and earmuffs, how did you wear those clothes?" ”
The so-called courtyard is the balcony. The laundry that was left dry...... Hagi Niang thought about it in wonder, suddenly her cheeks flushed, and she rushed over and beat him: "You stinky rascal!" ”
Over there, Xie Yan didn't dare to ask again, but his face was full of question marks.
Recently, like Huang Meitian, she always loves to rain, Hagi Niang forgot to bring an umbrella when she went out in the morning, and when she was lamenting that she was going to get wet, she found that there was a long and elegant figure at the entrance of the subway station, even if she was wearing a T-shirt and jeans, she was still so beautiful, and she was a picturesque man, there was no second one in this world except Xie Yan.
He held a big umbrella in his hand that the two of them gave when they were shopping at Carrefour supermarket a few days ago, and his good-looking eyebrows looked at the bustling street from afar.
Hagi Niang approached him and softly called "Yanlang".
Xie Yan's eyes, which were brighter than the stars, immediately turned to her, and a heartfelt smile appeared on his face, and he said happily: "Hagi Niang, I'm here to pick you up, you didn't bring an umbrella." "He looked like a child, just waiting to be praised.
Hagi Niang only felt tears rolling in the corners of her eyes, and she couldn't help but fall, she reached out and wiped it, and threw herself into his arms with a smile and said, "It's really hard for you, fortunately you came to pick me up." Yanlang, I'm so happy. ”
Xie Yan doted on her with one hand and kissed her forehead gently, the fragrance of her hair was very good, kind and natural.
This is in modern times, Hagi Niang's heart was agitated, she took the initiative to hook Xie Yan's neck, raised her head, stood on tiptoe, and sent her pink lips.
Happiness came too suddenly.
Xie Yan lowered his head and kissed her, and the two were extremely entangled, only feeling inseparable.
After a long time, Hagi Niang gently pushed him away, took his hand, and said playfully: "Master, go home, the slave is hungry." ”
Those bright and aura eyes are just as they were when they first met.
Xie Yan didn't know many etiquette and customs in this world, so he gently attached himself to Hagi Niang's ear and asked, "Is there official media in your hometown?" ”
Hagi Niang's face turned red and said angrily: "What nonsense are you." ”
Xie Yan said seriously: "Haginiang, I want to marry you. He sighed and said, "Xie family, now that I am the only one alive, and the world is no longer the world before, I can naturally marry you, Hagi Niang, are you willing?" ”
His eyes were warm and crystalline, flashing with boundless love, Hagi Niang nodded stupidly, but spit out a sentence: "But you don't have an ID card and household registration book, you can't get married......"
Xie Yan was depressed and asked, "What is this 'household registration book'?" Why are there so many rules in your hometown? ”
Hagi Niang really wants to tell him that you are a typical black account now, and you will go to prison if you are discovered......
It's just that she saw Xie Yan being beaten with joy, and she couldn't bear it, so she could only persuade him: "It's good for us to be together like this, I'm not the woman who only asks for fame." ”
Xie Yan was even more puzzled, and sighed: "Who said at that time that if you can't be my wife, you will leave me far away?" At this time, you said that you don't want to be famous, your woman's heart is really fickle, and it is really a woman's heart, a needle under the sea. ”
Hey, you really haven't watched TV every day at home in vain, but are you watching Korean dramas, Taiwanese dramas, and bitter dramas like death and life, what "women's hearts are under the sea" have come out, how can you not learn, optics will know these strange words......
Hagi Niang was speechless, when she said that she wanted to be a wife, she was afraid that she would have no human rights to be a concubine in ancient times, how could it be the same as the current situation, she was really an elm head, and she didn't understand her hard work to monopolize him at all, hey......
She was embarrassed to explain this, so she could only jokingly say: "Isn't this not allowed by the conditions, you don't have an ID card and no household registration book, and you can't give me the name I want, don't worry, even if you don't marry me, I won't leave you, unless you don't want me." ”
Xie Yan knew that she was joking when he heard her relaxed tone, and said jokingly: "How can I not want you, you are my food and clothing parents." ”
Hagi Niang rolled her eyes, she was learning too quickly, and in time, she was about to lose track of him.
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