Chai Youchen's heart sank, "How could I have been there?" It's the first time I've heard of this name. You don't say it's a drummer, I thought it was the sister of a chef who made Sixi meatballs! ”

Xie Jingyi really couldn't laugh, she subconsciously stood up, bang, her head hit the roof of the carriage, she covered her head, giggled, pointed at Chai Youchen and scolded, "You are a person, you lie one by one, it's just that what you say is true." ”

Chai Youchen dragged her down, reached out and rubbed her head, "I'm very sincere, how can I lie." Unlike you, the dead can be said to be alive! ”

Xie Jingyi nodded, like a chicken pecking rice.

"That's right, I said the dead were alive, and you said the living were dead. It's good that the people in the capital will die and come back to life as soon as they see us. ”

Chai Youchen listened, imagined the scene, and couldn't help laughing.

Chai Dalang looked at this and then at that, his eyes bent into crescents, "You are all honest and interesting. ”

"Big brother, you can't do this, how do you praise people, it's all these two words, it's too thin, it's better for me to teach you."

Li Xing lives in the middle of nowhere, and there is still a certain distance to go to the most lively place in Tokyo City, so she is really bored and panicked if she doesn't say anything to pass the time.

Chai Dalang nodded and asked with interest, "How to teach?" ”

He always felt that tonight he had probably finished what he would say on weekdays. When he was at home, when he moved casually, a group of people shouted for fear that he would vomit blood; Before he could open his mouth, his mother said, son, lie down more......

Xie Jingyi cleared his throat, "The eldest brother's body is promoted, like a willow, with a body of righteousness; If the wind comes, the placket dances, like a person on the moon, fluttering his sleeves and taking off, it is really the immortal who is in the world. ”

These words were said with Chai Yushi's poisonous mouth, that is, you are as thin as a piece of paper, only a handful of bones are left, the wind is blowing, and the sleeves of the robe are like bubbles, swaying, and looking at it is cold.

Chai Dalang's face flushed slightly, "I'm not hunchbacked." ”

Xie Jingyi's eyes flickered, and he said, "Thinking of me Xie Jingyi, it can be regarded as a trip from south to north, and how many amazing dances I have seen, but whether it is Sai Chang'e in the south of the Yangtze River or Fengzhong Immortal in the capital, it is not as good as half of you, eldest brother." ”

"They are all rich flowers in the world, although they dance well, but they are cheesy; But the eldest brother is different, cold and lonely, even your shadow is dancing. ”

Chai Dalang's face became redder and redder, and even the tips of his fingers turned red, "I...... I just can't sleep at night, I think to myself. I haven't learned from the master, so I'm jumping ...... Not as good as you say. ”

Chai Youchen patted Chai Dalang's hand, "No, the eldest brother danced very well." ”

Chai Dalang was stunned and said "um" softly.

He remembers that when he was a child, he received a lot of compliments because of his good handwriting. But after the body got worse and worse, no one cared about these things anymore, no matter what, it would go around the symptoms.

The only thing that can be called a compliment is about "You look better today than you did yesterday".

Xie Jingyi stopped and blinked, "Big brother, at this time, you should praise me again, Xie San, you are true and sincere." This not only praised me, but also praised myself! Ha ha! ”

Chai Dalang thought about it, it was really like this, and laughed embarrassedly.

……

Tokyo Castle is a city that never sleeps.

On the street during the day, all the people who came out were the uncle who walked the birds and the lady who sold vegetables, or the little lady who covered her face, and the unsuccessful scholars who shook their fans all year round.

At night, the world seemed to turn upside down.

Those who can juggle, storytell, play and sing all kinds of skilled artists, high-ranking officials, yanai with heavy gold in their pockets, and of course, those half-hidden flower girls, flowery and colorful night tours.

If you want to be a spice master, you must come here to experience, Xie Jingyi dared to pat his chest and promise that anyone here can shake off the incense powder if he lifts it up and shakes it.

"Sneeze, sneeze......"

Okay, Xie Jingyi shrunk his neck and looked at Chai Dalang on the side speechlessly, since he got out of the carriage, he sneezed and spurted blood...... If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that if they don't wait for them to go to Xijing to find Zhou Youlong, Chai Dalang will sneeze and die of excessive blood loss!

I didn't kill Chai Da, but Chai Da died because I made him sneeze!

Xie Jingyi thought so, and couldn't wait to raise his middle finger and scold a thief! She can't be wrong, it's definitely God!

"Little lady, what kind of novelty juggling is this, I have never seen it before! Is it a performance squirting blood? Where did he hide his blood? In the mouth, or in the nose, no, the mouth and nose are so small, they can't hide so much......"

Xie Jingyi listened to the buzzing sound in his ears, and glared at him viciously, "Look at what, look at the money you want to give!" ”

The big-bellied wealthy merchant who spoke was excited, and took out a gold ingot, "This master is worth a gold ingot!" ”

As he spoke, he burst into applause!

Xie Jingyi didn't hesitate to put the gold in his pocket, took out a handkerchief and handed it to Chai Dalang, "Big brother, come on, take this and block it, don't spray it, if you spray it again, you will become the richest man in Tokyo City!" ”

Chai Dalang covered his nose with the handkerchief, and suddenly his mind was cold, and a spicy smell filled his mouth, nose and eyes, so that his tears couldn't help but fall, but now his nose seemed to have been poisoned and lost his sense of smell, and he couldn't smell the fragrance at all.

This time it was indeed a little too much blood loss, and Chai Dalang asked a little weakly, "What kind of medicine is this?" Why do you still have this with you? ”

Xie Jingyi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that it worked, regretting that he hadn't remembered it earlier.

"Oh, when you can't cry and you have to cry, take it to cry yourself, every little lady should have one."

Chai Dalang's eyes widened, "What do you mean you can't cry, and you have to cry?" ”

Xie Jingyi walked to a small vendor and chose three masks, she and Chai Youchen's, one black and one white, with red paint on it, casually painted some patterns, which are the two most common on this street.

She thought, glanced at Chai Dalang, chose a fox fairy mask for him, and threw it over.

"Of course there are, for example, my neighbor's dog died, and he always barked and didn't say anything, and he loved to bite. There was no wave in my heart, and I was even a little happy, but I couldn't laugh out loud when I saw him crying, and it was time to sacrifice this veil. ”

The mask vendor listened and agreed, "No, my mother-in-law is so mean, she hates me every day, and when she goes up the mountain, I pinch my legs and bruise before I cry." It's hard to be a man! If you don't mind, can you tell me how this veil is made, and when my father-in-law dies, I will wipe it on my sleeve! ”

Xie Jingyi touched his chin, "It's nothing, just a little ginger bubble." ”

She said, paid the money, and happily dragged Chai Youchen to a crowded place.

Chai Dalang stood in place and was stunned for a while, and was about to leave, when he saw the vendor stuffing a pea into his arms, "I fried it myself, and I didn't listen to the little lady's recipe in vain, please eat fried beans." But don't drink cold water after eating, it will be diarrhea! ”

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