Small Theater: When Yan Lang Came to Modern Times (1)
That night, Xie Yan pestered Haginiang as usual to sleep together, and Haginiang complained: "It's such a hot day, don't be so willful." ”
Xie Yan smiled and said, "If it's hot, you can take off your clothes." She reached for her mid-coat.
Hagi Niang was shocked and pushed him away, and the two of them didn't grasp their balance, and they both fell to the ground.
Hagi Niang was dizzy from the collision, touched her head, and wanted to help Xie Yan: "Are you okay, Yanlang." ”
When I looked up, I saw myself sleeping in my own bed.
No, no, it's not the bed of the Zang family, but the modern, own Simmons bed.
Sorry for me, I'm wearing it back? I finally ...... Went home???
She closed her eyes in confusion, then opened them again.
I looked around, but I found that there was nothing unusual at all, and I was completely and truly back to the modern era.
His own computer was still flashing on the table, and his mobile phone was ...... Kindness? Hagi saw that the time indicated on the phone was...... June 24, 2014 at 7 a.m.? Could it be that this is the day I choked to death by drinking eight-treasure porridge, in the morning?
Actually, it's all a dream?
I didn't go back to ancient times, I didn't cross over, but because I saw too much and dreamed?
This dream is too real.
At this time, a voice came from the side, startling her.
"Hagi-u, we'...... Where is this? Xie Yan's confused voice came, and Hagi Niang saw him getting up from the other side of Simmons' bed, and was struggling to stand up.
Wearing a wide coat and a long coat, wearing a jade crown, Xie Yan's fairy-like handsome face appeared in his own home and on his bed...... This picture is so terrifying, it must be a dream, definitely.
Hagi closed her eyes to herself, not wanting to face this reality.
A warm big hand covered her face, and Xie Yan asked worriedly: Haginiang, are you crying? Don't be afraid, I'll protect you. ”
Hagi asked him in disbelief, "Yanlang, am I dreaming?" We're actually dreaming, aren't we? ”
Xie Yan looked around and said confusedly, "I don't know, maybe." ”
Hagi ran to the balcony, looked at the busy street downstairs, smelled the PM2.5-rich air, and felt that it had never felt so fresh.
It's true.
It's just that Xie Yan is here, was he brought back by himself?
Hagi Niang only thought it was too strange, when she turned around, she found Xie Yan standing behind her, looking at the outside world stupidly, how did the building that was so tall that it was built? What is the little box that runs faster than the fastest horse on the ground?
Hagi Niang was afraid that he wouldn't be able to accept this reality, so she pulled him in and said, "Yanlang, actually, this is my hometown and the place where I was born. ”
Xie Yan was even more confused: "This is Danyang?" ”
Hagi Niang vomited blood, thinking about how to explain it to him, she thought of the story of Zhuang Zhou's dream butterfly, and said: "Life is actually a dream, I had a dream before, in this dream I came to your side and met you, but now, I brought you back from the dream to the world I lived in before." ”
Xie Yan's eyes gradually cleared, and he seemed to understand what she meant.
Hagi Niang suddenly thought of a question at this time, will she still go to work today? This is not in Zangfu Xie Mansion, where you can stretch out your hands when you eat and open your clothes, and if you want to support yourself, you still have to go to work. It's just that Xie Yan is home alone, how can she rest assured?
She suddenly thought of a good way, she took Xie Yan's hand, asked him to sit down on the bed, turned on the TV, and said: "Yan Lang, there are many things in this world that may be difficult for you to understand, so here is a 'water mirror', look at it, it will tell you all the things you should know......"
In the picture, "Mountains and Rivers Love, Beauty Without Tears" was playing, Hai Lanzhu, who was wearing a yellow dragon robe, raised her long sword, pointed at Da Yu'er, and muttered something.
Xie Yan asked solemnly, "Are they plotting rebellion?" ”
Hagi Niang hurriedly changed a station, a set in the center, this should be serious enough, no, if you watch too much of this station, people will become stupid, she changed to Jiangsu Satellite TV, which seems to be more reliable.
She said to Xie Yan: "There is food in the refrigerator, you can obediently look at the 'water mirror' at home, don't break it, I'll come back at night." ”
When she changed her clothes, she realized that she was only 14 years old now, and she was an out-and-out 'child laborer'......
Fortunately, this body looks the same as himself, but he is slightly shorter than himself, and if he puts on high heels and makeup, he should still be able to fool him......
Colleagues shouldn't notice that she's getting younger, right, if she is discovered, she says she's going to go to the spa? She thought to herself......
After she went out, Xie Yan remembered one thing, what is the "refrigerator"?
He looked at the "water mirror" in the room, touching and touching from time to time, everything was so curious, but what about his father? What about the Xie family?
Where is this place located? If it is an illusory space, why can the language be understood by itself? If it's a real space, why is everything so strange that I don't know it at all?
TV shopping is on the TV, a beautiful woman keeps raising the microphone for a call, Xie Yan found that there was a similar thing in Hagi Niang's room, so he picked it up and drew a gourd like the same "feed" a few times, but found that there was only a "beep ~" sound inside, no matter how to feed it, there was no response, and the strange charm-like symbols drawn on it, I didn't know any of them.
Finally, when it was time to arrive, there was a loud noise from the door, and Hagi Niang finally returned.
Hagi Niang was choking enough this day, wearing a pair of 3-inch high heels, and almost broke her leg.
As soon as she got home, she kicked her shoes off and went straight to the bedroom.
I saw Xie Yan maintaining her movements when she went out in the morning, sitting respectfully on the bed and looking at the "water mirror".
She was distressed for a while, and hurriedly asked, "What did you eat for lunch?" ”
Xie Yan looked at her with innocent eyes in confusion.
Hagi Niang changed her words and said, "Have you eaten?" ”
Xie Yan shook his head firmly.
I haven't eaten for a day, and this is okay. Hagi immediately rushed to the refrigerator to cook for him.
Xie Yan followed, looking at the light coming from the "box" in surprise, and he asked, "This candle flame is very bright, but where is it?" ”
Dare to love that your day's TV is in vain.
Well, there are no such basic things on TV.
Hagi Niang said with a smile: "This is called a refrigerator, this one is full of food, I won't be there in the future, you can take it out and eat it yourself, you see, as soon as you pull it like this, the door will open, remember to close the door after eating." ”
She turned on the light again and said, "This is the candle flame of our world, you don't need to light the fire, just press this square, press it again, and turn off the light." She demonstrated it, and Xie Yan thought it was funny, so she turned it on and off several times.
Kitchen...... This place is too dangerous, so let's not teach him yet.
She looked at him and said, "This is the kitchen, but the gentleman is far away, I will cook for you, you can look at the water mirror for a while." ”
Xie Yan didn't leave, looking at her busy figure with a smile. He was very confused in his heart, but by Hagi Niang's side, he only felt indescribable peace, and there was no fear.
After eating, Hagi Niang turned on the computer and prepared to watch the news, Xie Yan sat beside her and asked, "This book is very powerful, although it is only one page, it has thousands of contents......
Hagi Niang looked at him, and suddenly thought of something, she asked, "Yan Lang, do you want to know the current situation of your Xie family in your world?" ”
Xie Yan nodded naturally, looking very excited.
Hagi Niang opened Baidu, searched for "Chenjun Xie", and let him see it himself, but it was difficult for him to understand the simplified characters, but fortunately, there was also a wiki in Taiwan, which was traditional, Xie Yan looked at it for a long time, and when he saw Xie An die in August of the tenth year of Taiyuan, he finally couldn't help crying, and he said intermittently: "Father's health is really bad...... I couldn't give him one last ride......"
Hagi Niang thought, maybe you are still in that world, it's not necessarily a paradox.
She searched for the term "Xie Yan" again, and the portrait that jumped out was not at all like Xie Yan himself, this ancient painter was really a cheat.
Xie Yan looked at his ending blankly, and said depressedly: "I actually died at the hands of a thief, it's a shame......"
He asked Hagi Niang suspiciously: "Since I am here, where did I come from that I died at the hands of thieves?" ”
This question is really not enough to rely on Haginiang's brain, she can only say vaguely: "We are equivalent to Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, you are the little butterfly, I brought it here, such a question Zhuangzi can't figure it out, how can I know?" ”
Xie Yan felt that she was reasonable, and asked, "But what about your parents and relatives?" Don't you have a family to rely on in this kingdom? ”
Hagi Niang nodded and said, "My parents are divorced, and I live alone." ”
"Divorced? And leave? ”
"Exactly."
There are two big problems before going to bed at night, one is how to let Xie Yan learn to bathe with a shower head, and the other is how to sleep at night with only one bed?
For the auxiliary general, these two questions are not a problem, Xie Yan said without pressure: "Naturally, you have freshened up for me, I am your future husband, and it is natural for us to sleep together." ”
Forget it, let's not wash it today, and teach him on the weekend.
Hagi resigned herself to lying in his arms.
In the darkness, the voices of the two sounded from time to time.
"Hagi Niang, where is this place? Far from Jiankang? ”
"This place is called Shanghai, very close to Wujiang, and it will take about an hour to go to Jiankang."
Someone breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "That thing called 'phone' is so interesting, why didn't I pick it up and no one spoke?" ”
"I'll teach you how to use it tomorrow, go to bed early."
"Hagi Niang, your body is very soft......"
"Let it go! Stinky rascals! ”