Biography 8: The Green of the Eight Kings
"What do you say...... My son can't be with you, but you are a good girl. If it weren't for your help this time, I wouldn't have known that I had such a little bastard by my side! "The boasting of people from the old palace master of the Heavenly Palace is not taboo to praise the heavens.
Messenger: ......
This mouth is so poisonous!
"Don't let people praise the color, just leave the fragrance full of goodness." Yan Qi attached himself to the old palace master's ear, pretending to be profound, and continued to praise himself without blushing at all.
Old Palace Master of the Heavenly Palace: ......
This little girl, praise you for two sentences and go to heaven? Well?
However, they are all in heaven.
"Shall I say a few words to that little bastard? Make sure that his face is greener than that of Wang Ba. Yan Qi said leisurely, bargaining with the old palace master of the Heavenly Palace.
"Eh, I said you wouldn't really like this little bastard, would you? Then it's better to introduce a few of my sons to you......" The old palace master was stunned and hurriedly dissuaded, but Yan Qi looked at him like a fool and looked so furious that he doubted his life.
"First of all, my purpose: to make him angry! Second, I don't look down on your son, I am self-reliant and self-reliant, and I am naturally beautiful and difficult to give up. After that, a layer of enchantment was added, and the old palace master was going to eavesdrop, but he was scolded by Yan Qi, "Old immortal, do you want to lose face when you say it?" ”
Lao Tzu wants to save face! but…… What is face? Can you eat it?
Forget it, face is a good thing, he still wants it......
So, the old palace master retreated, but he still glanced inside curiously, but he couldn't see anything.
"Yan Qi, you ......" was still staring at Yan Qi, pointing at Yan Qi's face, trembling.
Yan Qi mercilessly chopped off his hand, only to hear a heart-rending wail and the sound of splashing water.
"Has anyone ever taught you to point your finger at someone and be rude?" Yan Qi's face did not show the slightest discomfort, as if he was not surprised.
Also, the word slut is used in a more literate way. Come, listen to me, Be-1-Go! ”
"I forgot to mention, this was originally my plan with the old immortal at the door. I don't care about your plans, I'm so powerful, what do you care about a dying person? ”
"Don't tell me you're my benefactor, I can't do this to you!" Looking at the messenger staring at his unrelenting eyes, the intertwined bloodshot was all over the place, ready to spew sparks at any time, but it was just a spark, it would never turn into a fire, and a bucket of water would be extinguished without much wave.
"It's you, so I had to leave Uninhibited! All I knew at the time was that someone had ruined my hard-earned happiness, and of course I wanted to be with him, but I couldn't be so greedy! He is the great god of war with a lifetime of fame, and I am nothing but the rumored mysterious fairy! If this continues, he will collapse...... If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been separated from him for so long! ”
"Hahaha...... But what do you have now, aren't you in vain, and you have nothing? Don't waste your efforts, what earth-shattering things can you do as a little woman? Isn't it still a waste in the end? Do you think the people in the cabinet will listen to you? They are greedy, selfish, and wolf-like, and they are all white-eyed wolves that can't be fed! What can you do......" broke a hand, still so rampant, but how powerless...... The Messenger is powerless to recover so much damage!
"Then the Messenger will have to bother with his words. Let's get ready to hit the road......" After that, Yan Qi left, not nostalgic at all.
She didn't know how she got out, her steps were unusually heavy, her mind was dizzy, and she almost tripped over a pebble on the side of the road.
She didn't say more to the messenger, and probably left some kindness behind. After all, the Courier was quite sincere when he used her, and she remembered the man who opened up a bunch of mortal affairs for her.
She actually has more to say, such as:
She hadn't really been with the Messenger since the first time she saw him.
She had practiced her acting skills for a long time through all kinds of deception with the messenger, and these acting skills were used on the people who taught her.
From the time she pretended to be a boat with the messenger, she had communicated and communicated with the old palace master of the Heavenly Palace.
Then......
The old palace master of the Heavenly Palace clenched his trouser pockets tightly, guarding against Yan Qi who was talking to him in front of him like a thief, and his face was full of vigilance, making Yan Qi speechless.
"Five-five?" However, the old palace master made a gesture of three or seven points.
Yan Qi: ......
It's not that there is no money? After the war, he was so greedy to share the spoils, do others know?
Yan Qi smiled mysteriously: "Just follow your gestures, I'll be seven and you'll be three." ”
"! I'm gone! The old palace master was furious, and his eyes seemed to be full of golden ingots: it turned out to be a wealth fan!
Yan Qixin said that this is only the best than herself, and she is ashamed of herself.
"And what do you want?" Yan Qi was speechless, talking about money hurts feelings, it is estimated that talking about feelings now hurts money......
"I'll give you a script, and you can just do it...... If you have money, it's just seven for you and three for me. I'm also the palace master of the Heavenly Palace, and this amount of money is not rare...... "The old palace master proudly blew up a lock of his white beard and stroked his heart.
Yan Qi almost rolled his eyes back: What kind of ghost script is this?
"Come, beauty, sister has candy to eat here, do you want to ......"
Nani? And the bridge section of catching the girl? Do you want to be so bloody?
But for the sake of money, Yan Qi gritted his teeth and should go.
Of course, everything stopped there, and she saw the one that made her even more entangled: coincidence! Meet the God of Wealth!
"It's a coincidence, you can meet here, is it fate?" The God of Wealth is now bad at learning, and he specially changed into a sassy outfit, a bright yellow T-shirt, hot pants with death Barbie powder, and his leg hair is estimated to have not been dealt with for a while, and the mess is still knotted.
Interestingly, the cap on the top of his head was blown away by the wind, and then, bald! There is a bright white light in the middle, which is quite eye-catching.
It turns out that the God of Wealth is pretending to be tender!
It turns out that the God of Wealth is a bald man!
It turns out that the God of Wealth will also dress up in fashion!
Yan Qi pointed to the position of his head with great disgust and did not speak.
The God of Wealth's face froze, but after a while, he smiled again: "Can you think about it......?"
"I'm sorry, fate is over!" After that, the original Red Flame Beast that came out of his arms and slept well and ate Deng, grinned at the God of Wealth with angry eyes.
Wide-eyed staring, the end result is......
The God of Wealth left a large stack of banknotes, and the people are gone!
Escaped!
It's another incompetent, my beast is so cute, why don't you like it?
Yan Qi smoothed the bristles on the top of the head of the Red Flame Beast, listened to it whimper a few times, and said helplessly: "The courage is so small, even if you love me so much, even my pet is afraid, how can you protect me......"
Oh, it turns out that this is Yan Qi's standard for finding a man: not afraid of her beasts!