Chapter 310: A Glimpse of Disaster
After Qingming, the ghost street was quiet a lot, and the next time it became lively, I am afraid it will not be until July and a half.
Xie Jingyi loves this kind of quiet weirdness, birth, old age, sickness and death are the norm in the world, and it is not sad to be born happy and die.
"Good guy, how can you carry such a big box of meat, Xie San, you really take Uncle Zhao and me to heart." Shopkeeper Zhao sniffed, asked about the smell of meat in Xie Jingyi's hands, and immediately raised his eyebrows, and took it slightly.
"Hehe, don't think too much. It turned out that when I met something delicious outside, I had to bring a copy to my second sister, but I didn't want her to be married, so I had to bring it to you to eat. ”
Xie Jingyi blinked and helped Shopkeeper Zhao set up the table.
Shopkeeper Zhao pretended to be distressed, and without hesitation, he lifted the lid of the food box, took out a big bone, and pouted in the direction of Guan Huizhi.
"What's going on? I wasn't very happy to look at it. The lover got married today, and the bride was not her? ”
Xie Jingyi's eyes widened, and he looked surprised, "Shibei should be impressed for three days, which temple did you go to, which god did you worship, and you can cultivate this hexagram immortal technique?" ”
The first time she entered the Black Feather Guard, Huo Qingxiu asked Guan Huizhi about the excitement of the peak, how could the shopkeeper Zhao not investigate? I'm afraid that Huo Qingxiu will be stripped of his underwear.
Guan Huizhi was annoyed when he heard this, and opened a bench with one foot and sat down.
"Enough of you two! Like a big singer, my whip is very itchy, and after a while it jumps out and whips people, but I don't follow it. ”
Guan Huizhi said, throwing a whip wrapped around a white tassel on the table.
Shopkeeper Zhao stretched out his fat hand, poked the whip, and looked at Guan Huizhi's waist, where there was still a horse whip she was used to, and where she held it, there was a scarlet thread wrapped around it.
"Even if you are a frequent visitor to this ghost street, you don't need a whole white whip, this murder is splashed with blood, and it is not easy to clean. Isn't it a one-time waste? Looking at your family of military generals, you shouldn't be so brainless! I'm afraid it wasn't sent by a little weak chicken, right? ”
Shopkeeper Zhao said, learning the appearance of Xie Jingyi's chattering and pinching of his fingers on weekdays.
Xie Jingyi was amused by her and laughed, "God is a god, the title of half-immortal is given to you." In the future, you will be Zhao Banxian, I will be Xie Gaoren, and she will be a fox spirit! ”
Guan Huizhi stomped his foot, stretched out his hand and twisted Xie Jingyi, "Dafang said yes." Now that Huo Qing is married, I just want to join in the fun and make a break. ”
She said, pointing to the food box, "Well, I'm going to look for Xiao Er, add some meat, but unexpectedly, a servant woman came over and asked me to meet on the bridge where I first met on the night of Shangyuan." If I am as great as I am, I naturally can't do such a thing as making an appointment with a married man, so isn't that the bride? ”
"I have no enmity or grudge against her, why should I do so? Naturally, he decisively refused. Where do you think about it, the strange things are coming, and I am ashamed, if it is not for the thought that it is their big day, see that Lao Tzu does not smoke the dead. ”
Xie Jingyi gloated and laughed, "Haha, Brother Guan, don't be annoyed, think about it, you have lived for one or two decades, and you were finally called a vixen, this is a recognition of your beauty!" ”
As soon as he thought of this, Xie Jingyi couldn't help but want to laugh.
It is said that they had a meal in the small building, so they separated from Wu Wuhu, he was going to the border, so someone had to take over the affairs of the forbidden army, and they needed to explain one or two.
She and Guan Huizhi screwed the food box and went down the small building, not wanting the servant woman to wait there, looking anxious, "Mrs. Guan, our son-in-law is waiting for you in the old place, please go too." ”
Guan Huizhi saw that she was sweating profusely, as if there was really something that had to be seen, so she hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is there something important?" ”
The servant woman sighed, "The lady will know when she goes, and if she doesn't go, she will regret it." ”
As she spoke, she swept the whip on Guan Huizhi's waist slightly.
Without waiting for Guan Huizhi to express his position, Xie Jingyi stood in front of Guan Huizhi in a flash, "Where did you come from, what kind of nonsense are you talking about here." When you come to have a tea and dinner, there are dogs in the way, but it's really unlucky. ”
The mother-in-law still wanted to speak, but Xie Jingyi leaned a little closer and sneered, "Tell Yan Liu, don't make trouble, you can go wherever Master Guan likes." People don't want to eat the food that dogs are guarded by. I didn't want to slap you in the face, but you still have to pull someone's hand over and beat you, then don't blame us for being polite. ”
The mother-in-law raised her eyebrows slightly and straightened up, "I don't know how Xie Sanniang is polite?" On today's big day, some foxes have to be with the husband of the woman today, and the old woman has to make this decision, please let the little lady respect herself and stay away. ”
"In these four miles and eight towns, there are many people who see the excitement, we are all decent people, don't say it if you see through it, Mrs. Guan, do you say yes or no."
Xie Jingyi was so angry with her that she pushed the mother-in-law, only to hear a snap, and a piece of jade pendant fell out of her sleeve.
Xie Jingyi quickly picked it up and shouted, "I said that you, a mother-in-law, always block our way, it turns out that you are a thief." ”
The shopkeeper of the teahouse couldn't sit still anymore, and ran out sweating profusely, and the people around him who were watching the wedding banquet also surrounded him. Seeing such a scene, they all began to talk about it.
Xie Jingyi said, pointing to his waist, "Good guy, if the jade pendant doesn't slip out, I don't know yet, my jade pendant was cut off by you, you see, half of the rope is still pinned around my waist!" Shopkeeper, don't be that peacemaker, think about it, your small building, the sauce and big bones are simply a must in the capital, I came with my sister, I didn't eat enough, and I screwed it back. ”
It can be seen that he is extremely satisfied, but in front of this door, it is too messy. I don't know where a mother-in-law came from, so she dragged us and said that we should go to some bridge. We don't know her, so why should we listen to her? ”
"Besides, after a long time, my meat can't be cold? If the sauce is cold and hot, it will not be so delicious. At first, I thought it was a good deed done by the owner of your restaurant! I didn't expect it to be a thief! If this is not reported to the official to clean up, who will dare to come in the future! ”
The shopkeeper was indeed impressed by Xie Jingyi and Guan Huizhi. He has never seen that three people can eat so much meat, not to mention that they have eaten it all, and they still bring it, it is simply the favorite big stomach king of every restaurant!
Looking at the mother-in-law again, she was dressed as a subordinate, and she was very eye-catching, and she didn't know where it came from, so she suddenly had a consideration in her heart, and waved her hand, "You have all seen it, did this mother-in-law steal this little lady's jade pendant?" ”
The little guy standing at the door hurriedly said, "We didn't see it if we stole it or not, but there is nothing wrong with this jade pendant falling from this woman!" This jade pendant belongs to this little lady, we can see it really. ”
Isn't it? Half of the jade pendant's tassels are on the jade pendant, and half are hanging on Xie Jingyi's waist!
"Report to the official! The thief is still alive! ”
The woman suddenly became anxious, "No, I didn't steal it, you framed me!" You, you, you......"
Xie Jingyi glanced at her like a madman, "You are a person, you have to pay attention to a system of rules when talking nonsense!" I ate too much, cut my own jade pendant, stuffed it into your sleeve, and came to frame you? What's in it for me? Could it be that my jade pendant will go to your arms, and can I give birth to a little jade pendant? ”
(End of chapter)