"Like you!"

Yan Yunge complained softly.

"Like you, sleeping at home, you can't wake up when it's thundering outside."

Xiao Yat resolutely refused to admit it.

"My son sleeps very lightly, and he will wake up at the slightest disturbance. Don't slander my son. The stinky boy is obviously like you, and he sleeps more soundly than usual on a thunderous day. ”

Bah!

Yan Yunge gave him a blank look.

Stretch out your hand and pinch the nine-pound fat little face, it feels so good.

"I also said that it is not like you, look at this face, it is exactly the same as when you were a child, fleshy."

Xiao Yi looked left and right, very puzzled, "You haven't seen my son's appearance in childhood, how do you know that the stinky boy looks like me when I was a child?" ”

"Naturally, I listened to what Mr. Ji said. Mr. Ji told me that the appearance of Jiujin is like a mold carved out of a mold compared to when you were a child. ”

"Mr. Ji is definitely talking nonsense. I wasn't that fat when I was a kid, so I wasn't fat. From childhood to adulthood, this son has been very good-looking, and his appearance has never gone up and down. Nine catties, this stinky boy, can only be regarded as cute, meaty, not good-looking. ”

Yan Yunge couldn't cry or laugh.

She really wanted to complain about him!

"How can you say that about your own children? Jiujin heard it, and he should cry. Today, he still pointed to his little belly and said meat. I hate that there is too much meat on my stomach. You also said that he was meaty, and Ming'er asked Jiujin to grab your hair. ”

"You don't say that the hair is fine, but when you talk about the hair, I really want to beat him up. Look, is there a bald patch on the top of my head? If it's really bald, it's this kid who caught it. You say what he doesn't do well, he likes to grab his hair and play. ”

Yan Yunge looked at the top of his head and smiled.

She just smiled and didn't speak.

Xiao Yi was suddenly anxious and panicked.

"Tell me, am I bald?"

It can't be really bald!

He didn't dare to imagine how bald he looked, it was so terrifying!

Yan Yunge shook his head, "Don't worry, it's not bald." Nine pounds is naughty, but he is so small after all. One down and three or five hairs down at most. If three or five hairs can make you bald, then you should consider using my hair care secrets. ”

Xiao Yat was relieved, and finally he was not bald, thank God.

And then......

As soon as he raised his hand, he gently patted the nine-pound little buttocks.

also muttered: "The stinky boy is just underwhelmed!" When he is older, I have to teach him a hard lesson. ”

Yan Yunge looked happy, "You are really getting more and more mixed up now, and you are actually taking advantage of children." ”

"Wrong! I am taking on the responsibility of a father, and I must discipline my children strictly. ”

Yan Yunge looked at him, "You really don't need a secret recipe for hair nourishment?" Not afraid of baldness in the future. ”

Xiao Yi smiled and stroked his black and silky hair, "You must not be bald!" When I'm old, I'm also with thick hair. On the contrary, it is my father-in-law, and it is really anxious to think that his head is getting brighter and brighter! ”

Bah!

What's in a hurry, it's clearly a joke.

Yan Yunge said: "The Yan family inherits, as soon as a man gets older, he loses his hair more severely. Women don't, they have thick hair until they are old. ”

Xiao Yi complained, "My father-in-law's hair loss is not more powerful, it is quite powerful." ”

Yan Yunge seemed to be smiling, "If you have the courage, you can say this in front of your father." ”

Xiao Yat shook his head again and again.

Can't!

Don't dare!

The memory of the black dog's blood and cockscomb blood is quite profound, and in retrospect, it is still a bad cold.

That taste, that sourness......

Worth remembering for a lifetime.

I never want to experience it for the third time.

Early in the morning, a small bean cube, or a small meat bun to be precise, ran into the bedroom.

He leaned on the edge of the bed and looked at it, then expertly climbed onto the bed and burrowed into the bed.

Looking to the left, it is a familiar mother.

Look at it on the right, it's a strange and not strange daddy.

The little meat bun smiled and covered his face with a quilt.

A big hand directly hugged the small meat bag, wrapped it, and wrapped the futon a little tighter.

Regardless of whether it is dawn outside, a family of three will sleep until they wake up naturally.

……

Yuzhou!

Pingwu Hou Shi Wen hummed a little song, shook his head and walked into the study.

Yan Yunfei was busy working, glanced up at him, and took the lead in speaking: "Don't disturb me." Last month's accounts hadn't been cleared yet, and I was feeling irritated. ”

Pingwu Hou Shi Wen went to the soft collapse and began to talk about it again.

"This marquis should also go to this court, and let the court give me a prince, do you think it is appropriate?"

"Do you really want to hit the cusp?" Yan Yunfei directly gave him a no.

The marquis is very good, not inconspicuous.

The limelight let Liu Zhang's father and son play.

Pingwu Hou Shi Wen was unwilling, "What's wrong with Benhou?" Your father Yan Shouzhan has won the king's title, why should this marquis be inferior to him. ”

Yan Yunfei said confidently: "My father has a good daughter, and a game made the emperor have to give my father a knighthood. Do you have a good girl? If you don't have a good daughter, it's okay to have a good son, and earn a prince for you.

Don't be like Liu Zhang, you look so ugly. He was destined to leave notoriety in the history books. The innocent reputation of the Liu family for several generations has ruined him. Are you sure you want to emulate him and ruin the reputation of the Shi family? ”

Pingwu Hou Shi Wen said weakly: "Benhou has no good reputation. There has never been a clean reputation, and it doesn't matter if it will leave a bad name. ”

"You don't care about fame, that's okay. But you don't have a good daughter, and you don't have a good son, why do you compete with your father. ”

Yan Yunfei directly made a precision strike.

Shi Wen doesn't like to hear this.

He snorted twice, "Benhou doesn't need a good daughter and a good son, Benhou's title can be obtained by himself." Where is it like your father Yan Shouzhan, he is really incompetent, and he has to rely on his good daughter Yan Yunge to get the prince in his hands. ”

Yan Yunfei raised her head and glared at him fiercely, "Don't talk nonsense!" You're jealous! ”

"Joke, Benhou will be jealous of your father? Are you kidding! Ben Hou is stronger than him, and he is almost jealous of Ben Hou. ”

"You're his son-in-law, what is he jealous of you?"

In a word, it is a direct spike.

Shi Wen was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, and he was in a bad mood.

"Are you really against me asking the court for a prince?"

Yan Yunfei was very decisive, "Now is not the time to be in the limelight, you can take it easy." Liu Zhang ascended the throne and became emperor in the north, and several of his sons were waiting to make meritorious contributions and get ahead, and fight for that throne. You come out at this time, beware of Liu Zhang sending troops to beat you. ”

"He dares! Even if he sent troops to attack, Ben Hou was not afraid of him. Ben Hou had long wanted to compete with him. ”

Yan Yunfei stared at him, her eyes were extremely disgusted.

Pingwu Marquis Shi Wen was dissatisfied, "Why are you looking at Ben Hou with that kind of eyes." ”

Yan Yunfei sighed, "You should understand, what is called what is not what it used to be. In the past, Liu Zhang only had soldiers and horses in Liangzhou, and he had a bit of territory on hand, which was basically a bitter cold land with limited output.

Now, he is the emperor, and the entire northern land, except for Youzhou and the border passes, is all his territory. Collect taxes, collect grain and grass, have sufficient materials, and strengthen soldiers and horses?