Chapter 541: [Human, Your Name is Greed] (2/3)
Promote blood circulation and eliminate blood stasis, moisten the intestines and laxative.
This is what He Xiaotian plans to do, to let the other party know that his leeks are not so easy to cut.
It's just that I haven't stabbed it yet, you're screaming a fart!
It seems that something unexpected has happened, the kind that hurts the heart.
Although he didn't do it, the nine-headed bird really experienced what it was like to be 'dancing on the tip of a knife'.
At this moment, if it didn't understand what the macho man behind it was going to do, it could be regarded as a vain life.
"Brother, big brother, isn't it okay for the bird master to call you uncle? Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil. I think there must have been a bit of a misunderstanding between the two of us. You can't really draw up a compensation measure. As long as you let go of my chrysanthemum, everything is negotiable. ”
The nine-headed bird is really scared, and it usually fights for life and death, each according to his ability.
In the words of the modern world, life and death are destined for wealth and prosperity.
But now this human being is too unbelievable!!
Did you do that?
He actually took a horse chopping knife of more than 150 meters and dredged its intestines.
And there is a strange beast standing next to the video, death is not terrible, what is terrible is that even if you live, you will still suffer from the criticism of countless people.
If this spreads, it really has no face to live in the world.
And the flat-headed brother on the other side saw He Xiaotian's movements, and his hand trembled and almost didn't throw his mobile phone on the ground.
It's horrible!!
Compared to the sentence of riding him when he treated the wild boar, the second leader of Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain, it is even more lethal.
At first, it was just a mouthpiece, just talking.
It didn't take real action, it was purely used to scare pigs.
But now He Xiaotian didn't reveal a little bit of information, and then picked up the Taiyuan knife and stabbed at the indescribable place of the nine-headed bird.
And after the other party gave in softly, he once again touched it with a knife.
"Ahhh
The nine-headed bird is going crazy, since its debut, not to mention invincible, but few people dare to provoke, and they are rampant and domineering all the way.
Many people dare not speak out of anger, but they can only swallow their anger.
And today, when the seal is broken and the sky is seen again, and the ambition can be made again.
Suddenly, a strong man jumped out and was attacked by him.
Not only did it not raise its head, but it actually ...... Also ...... And with a knife to explode it.
Do I knock on it!
In a terrible mood.
What makes the bird feel even more loveless is that he has asked for compensation from the heart, why do you have to be hard?
Master Bird, who did I recruit and provoke whom?
How are the bumps + setbacks along the way, I just want to find a place to recuperate quietly.
"Compensation? Can you afford it? ”
It's not the surname He who looks at the nine-headed bird, what kind of belongings can you have with this miserable appearance.
How many alien beasts exist in the Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain, how much experience points it must have.
Spite!!
"Stop, stop. It's a big deal, Master Bird, I will pass on some secret skills to you, and I will ensure that you will be invincible all the way to the top. ”
The nine-headed bird once again felt the sharpness and coldness of the Taiyuan Knife, and was so frightened that it screamed and threw out the killer weapon directly.
It still doesn't believe that He Xiaotian can resist such temptations.
"Ahh Who do you think of me? ”
Just when Brother Pingtou thought that his boss would agree without hesitation, he unexpectedly blurted out the answer of a bird and a honey badger.
“???”
“!!!”
At the same time, the two alien beasts showed the expressions they had just made.
An ancient giant taught you secret techniques, and you actually refused?
Brother Pingtou's face was sluggish, when did the boss be so indifferent.
It's extremely inconsistent with the previous greedy style.
As a result, the next second, the two beasts were shocked.
"How can you get rid of me with a secret technique? I want you ......"
When the nine-headed bird heard this, his whole body trembled.
Do you want me?
For a long time, you were peeking at the beauty of Lord Bird.
"I, I, I ......"
And just when it was about to give in, lose the festival and keep the chrysanthemum, and say the remaining three words of promise, He Xiaotian suddenly said another sentence.
"When my dog."
“?!”
The nine-headed bird looked confused, and he didn't know why.
I'm a bird, how can I be a dog.
Although the art of change is not unproficient, with the current strength, it can't be used at all.
And if you have the strength to do it, do you think you will threaten me like now?
Believe it or not, between the two of us, we switch places minute by minute.
"Don't want to?"
He Xiaotian looked at the nine-headed bird with a tangled expression on his face, and asked with a frown.
Then the Taiyuan knife in his hand was ready to move.
The nine-headed bird who always tilted his neck and always watched the back room He Xiaotian sighed secretly in his heart when he saw this.
That's it, I almost got rid of you, Master Bird.
Aren't you just a dog?
I remembered.
You will wait for Master Bird in the future, and one day I will return it.
"Wang-"
He Xiaotian, Brother Pingtou: "......"
"You don't have to make an inch, Master Bird, I also have dignity." Thinking that the two of them were not satisfied, the nine-headed bird only shouted, so he said angrily.
It is true that this shameless bird, in order to protect its face, has to bow to the enemy.
But at least there must be a limit, so that the other party understands that he has a bottom line.
Otherwise, you may not have a good life in the future.
It didn't think about it, you have learned to bark as a bird, what is the bottom line.
"I'm talking about the watchdog, and I'll bite whoever you want to bite."
"Take a look...... Watch Dogs?! You're insulting...... It's not non-negotiable. ”
Originally, the nine-headed bird was about to express his anger, but after seeing the Taiyuan Knife in He Xiaotian's hand, he changed his words decisively.
"But what worries me is that if you regain your strength in the future, will you retaliate against me?"
"Hehe, how could it be. Bird, I'm not that kind of bird, everything today is a misunderstanding, as the so-called don't fight and don't know each other, how about we make friends? Seeing He Xiaotian's face tangled, the nine-headed bird immediately opened his mouth and said.
Anyway, I don't know how many times I've said it, but it doesn't blush at all.
Friends, it was originally used for pitting.
He Xiaotian was actually a little helpless, this bird was too hard.
After three consecutive blows without reservation, there was no injury at all, but the whole body was a little charred, looking gray and embarrassed.
In the case of not being able to kill the other party, he congratulated someone to use some rather uncomfortable tactics.
It can't threaten your life, but it can make you miserable for the rest of your life, and it's worse than death.
"With your shamelessness and forbearance, I really don't believe your bird words. Unless there's some foolproof solution, you're going to get out of it all right now. ”
He Xiaotian thought about it, since he couldn't think of a seamless measure, he simply threw this headache to the source.
If you can't solve it, I'll solve you.
It's like killing the person who asked the question, on a similar principle.
Going to the roots, it's both simple and brutal.
Nine-headed bird: "......"
You're really a!
Save face, forced to be a dog in desperation.
Don't lose face, I'd rather die than give in and keep the discipline.
When two choices are placed in front of it, the bird is extremely entangled.
The wolf is the first and the tiger is the tiger, and it is difficult to ride the tiger.
"Why don't I send a poison four?"
The nine-headed bird asked tentatively with a slight accent, but unfortunately He Xiaotian responded to him with a pair of white eyes.
Poisonous oath, my surname is He, I don't know how many people have told me.
The front foot gets what you want, and the back foot doesn't still raise your hand to kill the enemy.
"You're thinking about fart! No, it looks like you're going to get a taste of the saber. ”
"Don't don't, the poisonous oath I said is a witness of heaven and earth. If I dare to disobey, God will destroy me directly. ”
"Yo he! Really? But how can you prove that you are not lying to me. ”
He Xiaotian's eyes lit up, this method is okay.
"Hehe, like a person who has cultivated to the realm of the Bird Master, he can naturally do it. You are a martial artist who is not even cannon fodder in the Three Flowers Realm, how can you know...... It's understandable not to know. ”
The nine-headed bird seemed to have caught He Xiaotian's sore feet, and when he said with a look of disdain and smugness, he suddenly changed his words again.
Without him, more than a hundred meters of horse chopping knife, are you afraid of the indescribable point aimed at you?
"Come, come, swear. If I say a word, you read it. ”
He Xiaotian immediately began to greet the other party and swore a poisonous oath.
"Master Bird advises you not to go too far, just mean it. It's so good that I'm also a giant of the demon clan who has crossed an era, so save me some face. When I recover in the future, I will naturally take care of you. ”
"BB again, the knife in my hand will be stabbed down!"
Yes, the Lord who does not enter the oil and salt.
Today, my bird, I can't admit it?
How long can a human be alive?
And maybe one day, he suddenly died with a bang.
Thinking about it this way, the nine-headed bird felt a little better.
If you live in the dead, can you live better than you, Bird Master and me?
If He Xiaotian knew what was going on in his heart, he would probably tell it the fact that he was called a bird jumping to his feet.
If you really want to survive, you will definitely not be able to survive my congratulations.
The bronze door is in one day, and he can live one day.
In a way, it's an alternative kind of immortality.
"I, the nine-headed bird, swear to the sky, and from now on, I will be a watchdog by He Xiaotian's side with peace of mind, and promise not to do anything harmful to the owner and the people around me. He told me to go east, and I would never go to ......."
The nine-headed bird swore a poisonous oath following He Xiaotian's words, and a large cloud quickly gathered in the sky, and thunder rumbled in it.
"Don't read it, I don't have enough strength."
Before the word could be uttered, it immediately stopped its oath.
Then he saw two red lightning bolts slashing down from the clouds, each piercing the eyebrows of a man and a bird.
He Xiaotian realized in his heart, sure enough, this bird who lost his temperament did not lie to him.
"Master Bird, I just broke the seal, and I was hit by you again, where is how much strength is left? Don't look at me like that, I've sworn a poisonous oath, and you have to believe me. The nine-headed bird said with a tired and weak face, and from now on it will be restrained.
Woo woo, how unfortunate is my bird's life?
"Alright, the oath is over, it's time to pass on my secret arts." When He Xiaotian saw this, he couldn't verify it. So, he made the promise that the Miserable Bird had previously spoken.
Nine-headed bird: "......"
Human, your name is greedy.
Together you can be a bird, a bird, a bird, hard to pick up the feathers?