It was already completely dark, Lin Ming looked at Feng Wuji's increasingly ugly face, his eyes were straight and looking at the door, he coughed, "Ah Li, listen to my uncle's advice, if you like other people's girls, you can't treat people like this." ”

He can see it, Feng Wuxian This kid is getting more and more sullen as he grows, you like other people's girls, and other people's girls just want you, you just agree to it, why bother making yourself uncomfortable so much, and let the girl go.

said that he would be back soon, but he didn't have an accurate number in his heart.

"Uncle Ming, don't interfere in our children's affairs."

Feng Wuxian said angrily.

"My dad asked you to arrest me, right?" Feng Wuxian said coldly and looked at him.

Lin Ming was silent for a moment, then nodded.

"My mom sprayed you."

Lin Ming nodded again.

"Cut." Feng Wuxian cut coldly, two old and disrespectful guys, one is serious and wants to die, and the one who has a lot of flowers and intestines in his heart wants to die, but he doesn't say it, he doesn't say it, he has to be guessed, one is very arrogant, and he is stupid to die, that is, he can guess what the old man is thinking, and others guess for a long time, she can see it at a glance. On his father's cold face, she could tell the flowers.

I know how to bully my son all day long, how idle are these two people?

"Hmm~ sealed without a trace."

Feng Wuxian got up from the sofa and walked to the door, and pulled it open.

"What are you doing back?"

Feng Wuxian turned sideways and gave her the door, asking her to bring the suitcase in, and sneered.

Xu Qingruo pulled the suitcase back again, then sat on the sofa and exhaled angrily.

"The charter wife is so hateful, that house can't be inhabited at all, fuck it."

"Whew." She kicked the table in anger, and the table was fine, she was knocked on her foot and screamed.

"Big man, pour me a glass of water."

Lin Ming glanced at her and was indifferent.

"You ......"

She pointed her index finger at Lin Ming, but Lin Ming glared at her and shut her mouth, looked at Feng Wuxi, and could only pour water by herself.

"Break, I can't win you today, I won't call Xu Qingruo!"

Xu Qingruo drank the water in one go, put his slender arm on the table, and raised his eyebrows at Feng Wuji.

Feng Wuxian rolled his eyes, you are not called Xu Qingruo in the first place.

Feng Wuxian hooked the corners of his mouth slightly, his mood also improved, and he held her hand.

Force, let go, force, let go, back and forth a few times, Xu Qingruo exhaled, all the strength of his body came out, Feng Wuxian smiled, and unloaded.

"Ahh Win! Big man, big man, announce it! ”

Lin Ming reluctantly said Xu Qingruosheng's four words, Xu Qingruo couldn't see it, he could see it, Feng Wuxian tried his best to make Xiao Budian win.

"Say it, the second one!"

Xu Qingruo won, and his heart also came up, and he said to Feng Wuxian in a sneering voice.

"Laugh."

Xu Qingruo was stunned and pulled the corners of his mouth, what the hell? Laugh? Who wouldn't laugh?

She looked at Feng Wuxian with a confused expression.

"Make me laugh, not make you laugh."

He can see it, his mother is definitely a god, and if his father doesn't say a word, she can understand what he means, Xu Qingruo? Scold! She couldn't even understand what he meant. If you want her to be as powerful as his mother, pull it down!

"Why?" Xu Qingruo asked.

"As a celebrity assistant, if an artist is in a bad mood, shouldn't you make your artist happy?"

", the assistant is not an artist's girlfriend, and he still makes you laugh? You're kidding! Xu Qingruo slandered for a while, but he didn't dare to say it. If even the artist's mood has to be adjusted by an assistant, this artist is probably not mentally retarded! I'm not happy to find a girlfriend! Why are you looking for an assistant? Why do you want a girlfriend?

Although she was dissatisfied with Feng Wuji's interview, she still did what she said and did not complain in front of him.

"Okay, make you laugh, don't I?"

Zhou Mengmeng rolled her eyelids, people with such a low laugh point just told a joke.

"Once upon a time......" she began, shaking her head.

"There was a guy named Xiao Ming, he was only 3 years old, and one day the teacher asked him a question in class," she looked at Feng Wuji, her expression unchanged.

He didn't know, so the teacher asked him to go home and ask his mother, and when Xiao Ming got home, he asked his mother, and his mother was stunned for a moment, blushing, put down the dishes at hand, picked up the broom and was about to touch him,"

She quietly glanced at Feng Wuxian again, confused? Hey, hey, hey, he definitely hadn't heard this joke, Xu Qingruo suddenly felt even more proud.

After Sister Xiao Ming came back, she saw Xiao Ming's nose and swollen face, so she asked Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming told her everything from beginning to end. After my sister heard this, she laughed, hahaha. ”

Before he finished speaking, Xu Qingruo burst out laughing, and tears burst out of his eyes.

Feng Wuxian and Lin Ming looked at Xu Qingruo inexplicably.

"No, wait for me...... Wait for me to slow down. ”

Xu Qingruo bent over and covered her stomach, she couldn't control her expression at all, the corners of her mouth turned back and wanted not to smile, but her smile was already stiff, she couldn't get back no matter how she wanted to go, the more she wanted not to laugh, the more she laughed.

She couldn't straighten her waist with a smile in her eyes, and with tears in her eyes, she looked at Feng Wuxian and Lin Ming.

Under her infection, the corners of Lin Ming's mouth hooked, and he also laughed. Feng Wuxian is still the same dead face, without a trace of emotional fluctuations, and the only thing revealed in his eyes is the same as looking at a fool.

After finally relieving himself, Xu Qingruo patted his smiling face, glanced at Lin Ming, who was still laughing, pursed his lips, and continued.

After laughing, Sister Xiao Ming told Xiao Ming the correct answer, 11 is a unit of volume, which means milliliters, and she will go to school tomorrow to tell the teacher. After knowing the correct answer, Xiao Ming looked at his sister in confusion. ”

"Why did my mom hit me? At this time, Sister Xiao Ming's face was slightly red, and she told Xiao Ming earnestly, Xiao Ming, you are still young and don't understand, and you will know the reason when you grow up. ”

After the story was officially told, Xu Qingruo burst into laughter again, and Lin Ming also laughed along, Feng Wuxian rolled his eyes, still expressionless.

That's the joke she tells? Is there a laugh? It's just a sensational yellow joke, it's a joke?

After laughing, Xu Qingruo looked at Feng Wuxian and didn't laugh, his face instantly collapsed, Nima, such a funny joke can't make him laugh along, is he human?

"Isn't it funny?" She asked?

"I think you're funnier when you laugh than when you're laughing."

Xu Qingruo touched her nose, a little embarrassed, she laughed a little louder, regardless of her image.

"Then I'll interview ......"

"Three chances, second chance I hope you don't let me down."

Xu Qingruo clenched his fists, and had a new understanding of Feng Wuji's three views and laughter, usually he could laugh for a long time when she made a small move, whether it was sneering or laughing or really laughing, but when he really made him laugh, he couldn't get his laughter by telling jokes, how weird!

"Isn't your laugh quite low?" If Xu Qingruo asked, she didn't understand, why is this? When he is seriously making him laugh, the corners of his mouth will not bend at all, and he can laugh so much that he can't straighten up when she moves.

"Who told you I laughed low? That's you. ”

Xu Qingruo couldn't do it, she sat on the sofa angrily, her mind was frantically searching for the jokes she usually watched, she had nothing to do on weekdays, she watched comedies cutely, she hadn't seen any jokes on her phone, but when she wanted to tell jokes, she didn't have one in her mind, but there were a lot of tragic images.

"Whew!" She exhaled and pulled out her phone, ready to search for a particularly funny joke that would make him laugh.

Her fingers kept swiping across the phone screen, her brow furrowed, these jokes that she would normally laugh at would have laughed half to death if she read them, why couldn't she laugh at all now? Could it be that he is usually too idle, and even his laughter has become lower?

She turned her head to look at Feng Wuxian, he also had a mobile phone in his hand and didn't know what he was doing, Lin Ming looked at the two people who were playing with their mobile phones, and rubbed his hands. He's not an Internet addict, he's in a hurry now, he has to go back quickly.

"Hey, little one, hurry up!"

He urged impatiently, and a rough voice rippled through the quiet villa.

"What are you anxious about?"

Xu Qingruo frowned and put down her phone, didn't she come up with something funny yet?

"What are you looking at?"

Xu Qingruo leaned over and looked down at the screen of the sealed traceless phone.

"Huh~" she screamed strangely, "You big man still watch this kind of romance?" ”

The dense words displayed on the mobile phone screen are still in eye protection mode, and she lowered her head and squinted for a long time before she could see that this guy was looking at romance.

Feng Wuxian turned off the phone and pushed her close face away, "Why can't men see it?" Women are allowed to look at reasoning and fantasy, but men are not allowed to watch romance? Have you thought about it? Otherwise, you haven't been there this time? ”

"I didn't think about it, wait."

Xu Qingruo didn't dare to be distracted anymore, looking thoughtful, grabbing his hair, thinking about the joke.

"No, I can't think of it, Seal Without a Trace, what kind of jokes do you like? Can you give me a hint? ”

Shaking himself on the sofa, Xu Qingruo let go of his hair and asked.

"You're a joke in my eyes." Feng Wuxian said.

"Damn!" Xu Qingruo cursed, "Then look at me, don't you just laugh when you see me?" I'm a joke in your eyes anyway. ”

Xu Qingruo glared at Feng Wuji, Feng Wuxian turned his head and squinted at her, Xu Qingruo stared at him with wide eyes, and Feng Wuji's eyes narrowed and narrowed.

"Hiss~ so sour!"

Quickly rubbed his eyes, Xu Qingruo slandered in his heart, cut, squint my eyes if my eyes are not big, as if I can't squint.

Feng Wuxian rolled his eyes, the corners of his mouth hooked, revealing a hint of a smile.

"Alas, you laughed, haha!"

If Xu Qingruo laughed, there was nothing she couldn't do. In the future, if he asks her to make him laugh, she will glare at him!

She looked at Feng Wuxian again with sharp eyes, and her sister's eye skills were quite powerful.

"You're amazing."

Feng Wuxian did not hesitate to praise and touched her hair.

"Then it's the third level, this is amazing."

"Let the horses come!"

Feng Wuxian raised his eyebrows slightly, and he got carried away!

"Your acting skills!"

"Huh?" Xu Qingruo was confused again, acting? Eye skills? Which one? What does an assistant want this for?

"You don't want to be my assistant for the rest of your life, do you?" Feng Wuxian asked.

"How is that possible?" Xu Qingruo waved her hand, she was very scheming, assistant? It's not her ultimate goal, her ultimate goal is acting! I also want to be the female number one! Think red!

Being his assistant is just a springboard for her to climb up, after all, such a popular star, hehehe, there must be a lot of resources, and she is also a big man, and she has thousands of times more opportunities to follow her than to be a group performer.

"That's it, the third level is to examine how your acting skills are."

Xu Qingruo looked at Feng Wuxian suspiciously, is he recruiting assistants? He obviously saw through her careful thinking, and rushed to create conditions for her!

"Feng Wuxi, you are a very good person, after I became your assistant, I will definitely keep you away from those bewitching sluts, and I won't let you be tricked."

She sniffed, and the two brothers patted Feng Wuxian on the shoulder, Feng Wuxian smiled and didn't speak, Lin Ming's eyes rolled to the sky.

Make no mistake! Can that kid be a good person? Great? If he doesn't make it bad, it's already a high incense.

"Let's talk about it, what kind of test?" Xu Qingruo asked.

"Give you three days on the topic of autistic children."

After Feng Wuxian finished speaking, he looked at Lin Ming, "Uncle Ming, you can go back, don't take it as an example, if my dad mabi you, you don't see it, and tell them that I will go back in two days." ”

Lin Ming nodded.

"Take her there." He pulled Xu Qingruo over.

Lin Ming nodded in knowledge and remained silent.

"Chen Jiannan ......" Feng Wuxian spoke, but obviously had some consideration, and lengthened the tone, "Tell my parents, prepare, he ......"

Lin Ming nodded again, knowing what he was going to say.

Feng Wuji's eyes were a little dim, and he thought about it for a long time before he spoke again.

"Take Chen Xing in five days, and I'll go home then."

"If he makes trouble, call me, and I'll go over myself."

After speaking, Lin Ming turned around and left without saying a word, Feng Wuxian seemed to be in a somewhat depressed mood, Xu Qingruo was a little embarrassed, and he didn't know what was going on.

She sat down on the couch and looked at him.

"How... What's wrong? ”

Obviously, it was quite good just now, and she talked and laughed, why did Chen Jiannan look like this when he mentioned it, like a dead person.

"Prepare your play well, think carefully about how to act, check the information, it's really not good, just go and see the real autistic children."

His tone was a little flat, as if he had a lot of things in his heart, and his tone was flat but it made people feel heavy.

"Oh."

Xu Qingruo sighed, and didn't know what to say, he didn't say it, and she was embarrassed to ask, so she could only sit on the sofa with him.

When the clock hand pointed to 12 o'clock, Feng Wuxian looked up at Xu Qingruo, "Go back to sleep." ”

Then, get up and leave, and walk to the bedroom.

Xu Qingruo also walked back to the bedroom without knowing why, but he felt a little awkward in his heart.

Why did I sit there with him for hours? What a sickness!

She lay on the bed and patted her head, feeling that she had a problem lately.

She cheated on the rental house without a trace, and the rental house is smaller, but it's okay. When she came back with the suitcase, she didn't know what her psychology was, anyway, there was an element of anger in it, she knew, but there was always a breath in her heart, but she didn't know what it was, it couldn't go up and down in her stomach, it was very annoying, which she had never had before.

And when she saw the sneaky big man, her first reaction was to save Feng Wuxi! It's not the kind of rescue with the ingredients of watching the excitement, it's from the heart. When he was stunned by the big man, she didn't even think about it and went over with the iron rod.