Chapter 44: The Revenge of the Female Zombie
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The corpse guard took me for about ten kilometers, and on the way I found a cave before hiding in it. After resting for a few minutes, I got up and smashed the wooden handle of the farm implement, and found something strange in the handle, emerald green, soft like a snake.
At first glance, it looks a bit like a soft rubber animal model sold at a village commissary. But it's by no means a model, and I have a feeling that it will come to life at any time, that it is alive.
Wu De looked over and over again, but still didn't see anything. I had no choice but to put it away, and I hurried back to the ancient tomb without stopping.
As soon as we appeared in the hall, we found that there were two people inside, one was the butler and the other was ...... Female stiff!
I was very surprised by her current appearance, I remember the first time I saw Qin Xue, I felt very angry, smart, and disgusted with women.
The current female stiff, although she still covers her eyes with black veil, is no longer cold and rigid on her face, and her whole person is full of vitality and agility, as if she has completely changed a person, so I can't recognize it for a while.
I was stunned for a few seconds before I stammered and shouted, old, old wife.
Chen Hao and Wu De returned to the Changsheng Collar as soon as possible, and as soon as they left, the female stiff beckoned, and I went over.
I looked at her skirt and the white stains, and wondered why she hadn't washed it properly.
The female stiff used to lie in the coffin without smiling, and it felt like a big toy. Now it's different, the toy has changed, it's become a person, and I feel a little uncomfortable.
I walked over and shouted again, wife.
The woman pursed her mouth stiffly, and responded with a well-sounded voice, the same as what I heard in the bronze coffin.
When I got to her, she reached out and pinched my mouth, pulling back and forth, not very hard. I didn't dare to move, and let her knead it for a minute or so. She sighed comfortably and said, Finally got your revenge back, you little bastard.
When she scolded me for being a little bastard, she gritted her teeth, but her hand gently rubbed my face, in fact, she didn't use any strength just now, it didn't hurt.
Hearing her words, I also exhaled, thinking that in the past three years, I have been naughty in pinching her face and priing her little corpse teeth, and she is now taking revenge.
But three years is definitely what I earned compared to a minute.
It's just that I'm still a little uncomfortable with her changes. And at this time, the big butler pointed to her skirt inappropriately and said, Sugar Candy, you see, what is that?
The female stiff looked down at the hem of her skirt, her brows furrowed, she pulled it up and sniffed it gently, and her face turned cold. I hurriedly explained that I had accidentally and accidentally wet the bed last night.
The last three words were so thin that I couldn't even hear them.
This thing is really panicked, it's almost a little adult, and this kind of thing happens, it's a shame to say it. The female stiff waved her hand in disgust, and the piece of fabric was cut off.
I saw it in my eyes, and my heart felt uncomfortable.
In the past, even if I did this kind of thing, she would definitely not dislike it. But now she doesn't seem to be the one I think she is.
I pursed my lips, didn't say anything, lowered my head and took out something green and shiny like a snake from my shoulder bag, handed it to her and said, I went out and met the disciples of the Heavenly Destiny Valley and searched this from them.
Seeing the things in my hand, the expressions of the chief butler and the female stiff changed, and the chief butler lost his voice and said, this is the water-absorbing dragon on the heavenly drum.
As soon as I heard that it was on the heavenly drum, I said exactly what I heard the Qu family say in the mountains. During the whole process, I consciously or unintentionally kept my distance from the female stiff, and she noticed it, but didn't say anything.
Seeing that I was curious, the chief butler explained that the drum was made of dragon skin, and the dragon was also called a half-dragon, not a real dragon, and in order to make up for the shortcomings, the person who made the drum found nine pieces of nephrite, carved nine jade dragons with it, and sealed the dragon yuan in it, so as to make up for the lack of the drum.
However, this also leaves a drawback, every time you use the heavenly drum, you must find nine rivers, let the nine jade dragons absorb water, only absorb enough river water, when the heavenly drum is beaten, the true yuan in the nine jade dragons will borrow water to turn the dragon.
The Qu family didn't seem to know either, and the heavenly drums they said were transporting the heavenly drums back and forth, which should be nine jade dragons. I said, I heard the people of the music family complain that the Valley of Destiny has been transported back and forth seven or eight times, if this time is also counted, then there should be a dragon that has not absorbed water, and it may be on the way out of the valley, so I will go back and block it now.
The big housekeeper gave the nephrite jade dragon to the female stiff, came over and pinched my face and said, Xiao Budian, you have made a great contribution this time, the nine dragons are missing one, the heavenly drum is no longer enough to form a threat, and I will rob the remaining one myself, it is too dangerous for you to go.
I nodded, the people of Heavenly Destiny Valley noticed that something happened to the Jade Dragon, and they would definitely take action, I will go out for a walk now, and if I can't get out in a short time, I will leave a clue. It's also because of this that I came back in a hurry.
Before the big housekeeper left, he squeezed his eyes at me and said, "Don't be small, Long Yuan is a good thing, it can make you grow up a lot!"
It's true? When I heard that I could grow taller, I asked excitedly.
The body, after all, is the source of strength, twelve years old, not small, but compared with adults, it is still a little worse, especially the female stiff figure, standing with her is very stressful.
When the chief butler heard me ask, he giggled, and when he reached the entrance of the tomb, he stopped and said, "When my sister said that she was growing up, she was not growing up, but ......
When the female stiff heard this, her face flew red, and she said angrily, do your thing, you know nonsense all day long!
Cluck. The butler smiled and gave me a look you know, but I really didn't understand.
If you don't grow tall, where else can you grow?
After the big housekeeper left, the female stiffened and said with a red face, don't listen to her nonsense, Long Yuan can improve your physique, and I will extract it for you later.
After the female stiff finished speaking, she left. If I had before, I would have followed her, but when she sobered up, it didn't feel the same.
I didn't follow, and she didn't call me.
When I was the only one left in the hall, Wu De came out of the immortal collar and said with a smack, sister-in-law is really the pride of the sky, and she completed it in two days in five days of spirit gathering time. In the whole world, I'm afraid only she can do it.
I smiled, the female stiff was terrible, and I was happy in my heart. Ask Wu De what is Long Yuan. He said that dragons are magical creatures that have been seen in ancient times, but are now extinct. Their cultivation will produce dragon yuan, similar to Neidan. However, this dragon yuan is not comparable to the inner dan of ordinary spirits.
When Wu De said this, his eyes were full of envy, and he paused before continuing, Chen Hao told me that there is a white fox in Wudao Mountain, and this dragon yuan is probably comparable to its inner dan. The important thing is that Long Yuan is very suitable for men because it can aphrodisiac.
Impotence? I didn't understand a little, and asked him if he could strengthen the Yang Yuan in my body and improve my strength.
This one...... This one. Wu De suddenly stood up, as if he was very difficult to answer. After thinking about it, it seemed that he had found the right word, and when he was about to say it, there was a sudden cough at the door of the tomb, and the female stiff didn't know when she stood at the door, so frightened that Wu De swooped and hid back in the immortal collar.
The woman froze for a few seconds, then turned to leave again.
I asked Wu De to come out again, but he didn't come out, he was old, and he begged with tears to let me leave him a way to live.
As soon as he said this, I understood that she was afraid of the female stiff, and the female stiff coughed just now, and she was threatening him. Thinking of this, I feel even sadder.
I don't say anything about it, and she doesn't even ask me something, which is completely different from the previous female stiffness.
I didn't embarrass Wu De, I sat alone in the hall in a daze, knowing that the female stiff had gone to the bronze coffin, but I just didn't want to go.
After a while, Jian Jian came in unintentionally, and her expression was very cold, but unexpectedly, she came in for a while and asked coldly, Chen Hao is okay, right?
It's okay.
I was sitting awkward, and I happened to talk to her and said that Chen Hao is a stubborn temper, and he has a bad problem, and everyone looks like a bad person.
Alas. I sighed, and let my tone look sad before saying, maybe it was what happened to us. But she treats you differently, and although she argues with you, she never suspects you of bad intentions. It's not that you don't know, even my wife, he talks about problems all day long.
The sword was unintentionally amused by my words, and leaned against the mouth of the tomb with the sword in his arms and said, he can't learn the good ones, but the bad ones learn quite quickly, especially the bad ones that you use your hands and feet!
Yes!
I seemed to hear something, and the sword unintentionally reacted that he had leaked out. Annoyed, he turned around and left. When she was gone, I couldn't help but laugh.
Chen Hao, this kid...... I obeyed him.
I'm husband and wife, what are they? Dare to move your hands and feet? No wonder Sword had no intention of speaking about him.
I was snickering to myself, when a woman's voice came from the door of the tomb, Tongtong, sleeping.
It will be dawn when you go out, and dusk when you come back, and it will indeed be time to sleep. But when I heard her call me, I was a little flustered inexplicably, and blurted out that I was not sleepy.
The female stiff frowned slightly, did not speak, and did not leave.
I remember when she couldn't speak, she would be dissatisfied like this, and she would stand for half a day.
After a few minutes, the female stiff saw that I was still sitting still, and asked me, don't you want me to speak? Why are you unhappy again now.
No, I'm not upset.
I hurriedly explained, but my panicked expression betrayed me. The female stiff walked gently towards me, took my hand, and I couldn't refuse at this time, and as she stood up, we went to the bronze coffin together, and after she lay down, I hesitated to climb in, and did not dare to burrow into her arms.
But before she lay down, she turned sideways, stretched out her hand and hugged me into her arms and said, When the sun sets tomorrow, the corpse clan will attack the Valley of Heavenly Destiny, and it will be very dangerous at that time, you and Chen Hao just watch from a distance.
I let out a "hmm" and didn't dare to move, a little worried that she would be in danger.