Perverted!!

After listening to He Xiaotian's words, this person was about to lose his hair.

Not only did they break into the lair of a great villain, but they were also psychopaths.

After all, He Da Mangfu's attire and his hammer.

The combination of the two looks like an extremely abnormal character no matter how you look at it.

"Don't be afraid, I'm very interested in you, and I won't be heavy-handed."

“......”

The rest of the intruders, although they were panicked and chrysanthemum tightened, still couldn't help but want to smoke He Xiaotian's face to defend his remaining dignity.

"Don't think about it, I'm just interested in the footwork you just used. After all, uncle, I'm a straight ......."

Before he finished speaking, He Xiaotian burst out in an instant, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

This man was groaning in his heart, secretly scolding him for being despicable and shameless.

actually used words to distract me and carry out a surprise attack, which was really shameless to the extreme.

Sensing the wind behind him, the intruder did not dare to slack off, let alone continue to complain.

As soon as his legs flexed, he sprang out, quickly freeing himself from the pajama weirdo's clutches.

"Whoosh!"

The whole person is blessed and spiritual, like an arrow from the string, and it seems to shrink into inches and shoot at the plant wall. If you want to leave this, it can be called the devil's back garden.

"Smack!"

The intruder stepped on the solid wall and breathed a sigh of relief.

But he knows that this fashion cannot be said to be safe.

The villa area must be evacuated in the shortest possible time.

As a result, just as he was about to jump, an arm was placed around his shoulder.

This arm is still in his hands, a huge demonic hammer.

The blood in his body was cold, and he turned his head with a sad face.

I saw that He Xiaotian's face was full of compassion, and he couldn't help but respect him like a virtuous monk in the temple...... What the hell!!

This guy is a terrible master, can it end well in his hands?

Obviously a pervert, you pretend to be a bodhisattva of Nima.

"Young man, why can't you think about it, young man? Stay as a guest, drink tea, and talk to me about your footwork, how wonderful! "This description is quite beautiful, and the second half of the key sentence is a little chilling." Then I will smash you flat with a hammer, so that you will die a little more happily and ascend to bliss sooner. The province has experienced suffering in this world. ”

Ugly-looking intruder: "......"

Why do I have a sentence about hemp wheat husk, I don't know whether to say it or not?

And just when He Xiaotian was educating him with a 'bitter heart', a certain husky who had been cowering in the corner of the wall and was autistic sneakily ran in front of the strange man buried in the ground.

It only felt that these people, their flesh and blood, and aura were so attractive.

It's a bit of a dog ...... The wolf couldn't help it and wanted to swallow it in one bite.

Just thinking of the young ladies in the medical university, who gave it snacks, the husky couldn't help it.

But it was a little tempting, so it stuck out its tongue and started licking the faces of these guys.

I can't eat it, it's not too much to lick, right?

The two-legged beast shouldn't beat me!

Just lick it, close it in one bite.

"Wow!" "Wow!"

The husky licking is called an excitement, not to mention that the taste is quite good, much more fun than the bone sticks and flying saucers played yesterday.

The first person who was photographed underground by He Xiaotian woke up slowly.

When he woke up, he suddenly found that he couldn't move.

It's like you're stuck in a box, and what's stuffed in your mouth, why is it so disgusting?

And the surrounding muddy smell is very pungent.

Among them, it seems to be used, and the farmer's own special fertilizer?

He shook his head, trying to push away all the dirt that surrounded him.

And then...... And then he was very unlucky, by the bright or miserable white moonlight.

I saw a white wolf that was obviously not an ordinary beast, licking a human head not far away.

“？？？”

In particular, the excitement revealed in the beast's eyes was simply chilling.

This is going to be eaten raw!!

He was instantly too frightened to shake his head, wishing that the dirt around him would completely cover him.

He even wanted to retract into the center of the earth if he could.

This garden is horrible!

Hutchiz was licking Zhenghuan, but the corner of his eye suddenly aimed at a human head swaying on the ground.

And so, its eyes lit up.

On all fours, he ran over happily.

The strange man who pretended to be dead and wanted to retreat into the depths of the earth, his heart stopped beating for a moment.

He looked at the husky that was getting closer and closer, and the 'bloody mouth' and the cold teeth inside.

"Woo woo woo ......"

I wanted to vent my fear by shouting, but as a result, the 'anomalous object' in my mouth exploded, and a strange taste exploded.

Then he rolled his eyes and fainted.

“！！！”

The husky approached and noticed that the man had his eyes closed, just like everyone else.

There was still an indescribable taste in its mouth, and its keen sense of smell suddenly lost interest.

To cover up the pungent smell, the husky lifted one of his hind legs, and a torrent of water poured over his head.

I'm so cute, and I'm liked by many young ladies, what does it mean that you get faint when you meet and exude a nasty smell?

Don't give me a certain wolf face, right?

There was a suspicious intruder on the wall with some kind of uneducated knowledge, although he disagreed with He Xiaotian's proposal, but he still bowed his head.

No way, the situation is stronger than people.

He doesn't bow his head now, the heavy hammer in the hands of this pajama pervert is afraid that he will not hesitate to shoot it down and smash him flat!

However, when the two turned around, they happened to see a husky riding on a man's head and peeing.

When it solved the problem of personal hygiene, it found another human head and snorted happily.

“......”

The intruder, who was coerced, cautiously turned his head and glanced at He Xiaotian.

You still say it's not a pervert?

Take a look at your dog...... Wolves, peeing again, and licking human heads.

After a long time, your family is not a good person!!

"Tell me about you, young man. The shrinkage just now is a bit interesting. He Xiaotian didn't pay attention to the behavior of his stupid dog, as long as he didn't eat people, everything was easy to say.

Besides, isn't it normal to like licking people enough?

"Greatly...... Big guy, I'm ...... I previously ...... Previously...... Sheer...... Purely ...... Is it an outbreak...... Erupted in the ...... Potential ......"

"Don't panic, why are you panicking? I won't eat you again, come on, come on, calm down first. Then tell me word for word what footwork you used before. ”

Don't panic? At this moment, who can do it without panicking?

You're not going to eat me, but you can crush me!

It's a pity that he can only hold these words in his heart, and he doesn't dare to say a word.

Because according to his understanding of the psychopath, it is better not to try to provoke.

Otherwise, who knew that He Xiaotian would immediately change his face and send him to see his ancestors and ancestors in the next second?

So, he honestly finished the book and laid out all the details.

When this guy was a kid, he was very naughty.

His father often made him fried meat with a belt to supplement his nutrition.

Three stir-fried meals a day, never falling.

The belt business of the small shop in the village belonged to his father who took care of him the most diligently.

Once, he found that when he hid in the ancestral hall in the village, he would not be beaten.

He evolved directly from a bear child to a dog dripping melon skin.

I almost sleep in the ancestral hall as my home, and I hide in it for 20 hours a day, 24 hours a day.

The ability to cause trouble can be seen.

One day, he suddenly accidentally knocked over a tablet, and he panicked.

He knows very well that this matter is just ignorant at best, and it is called disrespectful to the ancestors when it is big.

Let people know, at least a month Sensei want to get out of bed.

Then he quickly picked up the tablet that had fallen to the ground, but the tablet was rather unfortunately broken, torn apart, and shattered so badly.

But a small book fell out, and when I heard the footsteps outside the shrine, I couldn't care about anything else, so I could only stuff the book into my clothes first.

Next, there is a 'human tragedy'.

Lying in bed, he planned to pass the time with this book.

As a result, they are all obscure ancient seals.

At that time, he burst into tears, crying because the hearer was sad, and the listener wept.

made his father unbearable, and secretly wondered if he was too ruthless.

Then, in order to understand the words in the book, he began to concentrate on studying hard.

If you don't do anything else, you have to gain something after being beaten up, right?

Otherwise, he would have been beaten in vain!

As soon as he was like this, his father thought it was the effect of a stick.

Since then, this guy has lived a life of misery.

Whenever there is a little mistake, emmmmmmmm......

Later, the village was connected to the Internet, and he was promoted to a junior high school student and began to check the ancient seal on the Internet.

It took a year to finally translate the contents of the book.

It's all martial arts, yes, that's right, martial arts.

When he was still young, he was extremely surprised and fantasized about becoming a hero one day.

After practicing for half a year, the swollen dog drips melon skin every day, and goes to find the little bully stubble in the school.

Then, he was beaten violently.

In this regard, he only felt that he could not cultivate at home.

So, I went home and studied hard.

Continue to find fault and be beaten.

The days are in such a life, quietly passing away.

"Go on." He Xiaotian urged this person, not to mention that it was quite interesting. The first half is obviously a routine for the rise of the protagonist, and the second half is equivalent to penance, paving the way for pretending to be forced to slap the face in the future.

"No, when I was a freshman in high school, I burned it with a fire and poured a splash of urine to wash it away. After three years of beatings, I finally came to my senses. At this point, this guy said with a sad face.

“？？？” He Xiaotian was a little uncalm, and his eyes gradually became dangerous. "Young man, I'm going to burn you now, what do you want to say?"

"Don't, don't, big guy. Although the book was burned, I remembered it all in my head. Otherwise, he would not have been blessed with footwork before. When this man heard this, he was so frightened that he couldn't pee.

Pajamas pervert in his opinion, proper psychopath, what in this world he can't do?

It seems that it is possible to have a baby!

After all, you can't figure out the thoughts of someone who is not in their right mind.

"Tell me, what's the name of that book?" He Xiaotian squinted his eyes and asked, the cheats that can shrink the ground into inches are definitely not 'nameless'.

"Hehe, the name of this book is quite rampant, it's called "......."