"The lady of the Chu family, let's go shopping on the street together, I heard that there is a new jewelry shop on the other side of East Street, his family's Jin Bu Shao is finely workmanlike, the lady of the Sun family just bought one yesterday, let's go buy two today?" Two or three handsome little women walked into the courtyard and smiled at Su Jiu'er.

"Okay, you wait for me to change my clothes. Su Jiu'er was immediately happy, opened her mouth, and immediately threw the broom in her hand and went into the house to change clothes.

These two or three handsome little women sat down on the wooden chairs in the courtyard, chatting quietly and laughing coquettishly, while looking curiously at everything in Chu Yao's house.

Two days ago, when Chu Yao came home from work, he was accidentally seen by them, and all of a sudden, they immediately couldn't close their legs, and then the next day, they talked to Su Jiu'er, who had been looking at the wrong eye, and became sisters in a few minutes.

In the past two days, the 'sisterly relationship' has heated up sharply, and they have come to call Su Jiu'er to go out shopping together, buy east and west, and Su Jiu'er will not refuse to come, and they have a lot of fun.

"Su Jiu'er's family looks very ordinary, it is estimated that she has no money, and you see that she doesn't even have a ploughing cow. ”

"Not only do you not have any cattle, but you don't even have any farm tools, and I'm afraid that my family doesn't even have an acre of land. ”

"That donkey is so fat and ugly, oh my God, how can there be such an ugly donkey in the world?"

...

The two or three handsome little women muttered and laughed, unaware that the donkey, which was grinding slowly, was staring at them with extremely fierce eyes, and looked up and down carefully, as if considering where the meat was fatter and the lower bite was more tender.

"Two or three mere ants dare to taunt in front of this king, and dare to criticize the beauty of this king?" the ghost king's heart was on fire, and anger spread on his face, "If this is placed elsewhere, I will directly swallow you alive." ”

As the evil thoughts grew, the ghost king's footsteps stopped, and his teeth were unconsciously exposed, and he seemed to be really planning to eat them.

Squeak!

The door was pushed open.

Su Jiu'er just changed his clothes and came out, and the ghost king also woke up instantly, and immediately the evil thoughts dissipated, and the anger retreated, and he screamed twice in his mouth, and continued to pull the grinding disc honestly, looking like there was no difference between a normal domestic donkey.

Although it didn't perceive any danger in Su Jiu'er, it couldn't afford the slightest idea in its heart that Chu Yao was not there, and it dared to be unfavorable to Su Jiu'er.

Because it actually understands the art of deduction.

After being caught by Chu Yao last night as a donkey and starting to grind, it has been deduced thousands of times in its mind so far, and there is no lack of the possibility of grabbing Su Jiu'er as a hostage and coercing Chu Yao.

But there is always only one result of deduction, failure.

There is absolutely no way for him to catch Su Jiu'er, let alone use Su Jiu'er to threaten Chu Yao, and once it makes a move, it will die in the next moment, and it will die in a dead soul...

So it will never consider this possibility now, and it is also very honest with Su Jiu'er, and has a clear self-awareness...

"Take care of the house, finish the work, come back and I'll check, otherwise I will smoke you." Su Jiu'er walked out of the door with these two or three handsome little ladies, but when they walked to the door, Su Jiu'er turned her head and said.

"Lady of the Chu family, is there anyone else in your family?" The two or three handsome little ladies were all surprised.

"No!" Su Jiu'er smiled lightly, with dimples on her face, "I have an old dog at home, and I can understand basic human language, so I will explain it to him." ”

"Oh!" the two or three handsome little ladies nodded, and they didn't think much about it.

Because dogs understand human nature, especially old dogs that have been raised for many years, they can basically understand the words of their owners, and their IQ is not much worse than that of children.

Su Jiu'er and these two or three handsome little ladies gradually moved away, and only the ghost king was left in the family.

"Pull the mill, I'll pull your hammer grind. ”

As soon as Su Jiu'er left with his front foot, the ghost king directly shook his whole body, turned back into a human body, and then kicked the grinding disc aside, spit out thick phlegm, and hummed.

"Let our king get a good night's sleep first. The Ghost King pushed open the door with a big grin, intending to sleep on Chu Yao and Su Jiu'er's bed.

But the next second, it stopped, then laughed dryly twice, and immediately retreated.

Because of the sudden indescribable horror in his heart, a strong intuition told it that if it really dared to take another step, the whole person would be gone...

"Forget it, if you don't let you sleep in the bed, you won't sleep. The Ghost King muttered, "Let's go to another room where we can put our miscellaneous things and sleep." ”

Turning around, he came to the door of another room, pushed the door open without hesitation, and stepped in.

Moment.

The world is spinning, and the scene has changed dramatically.

The ghost king was completely stunned, and then looked at the dozens of strange beasts in the room that were lying down, sitting, or flying in mid-air, and the whole person was like falling into an ice cellar...

"Yo, a newcomer is here?" Changyou dug out his ears, pulled off the hairs on his body, blew a breath, glanced at the ghost king, and said lazily.

"It's just an ugly wild ass. Guan Guan stretched his wings and continued to squat there, lacking interest, "You don't deserve to be with us yet." ”

"Do you want to eat it? We haven't opened meat in a long time. The Spiral Turtle proposed, a pair of mung bean bird's eyes exuding a ferocity that was ten thousand times stronger than that of the Ghost King.

"I don't eat it. Hu Jiao let out a fart, and then Shi Shiran walked away, "I prefer human flesh, although I used to eat donkey meat, but after eating human flesh, I realized that this thing is more firewood than human flesh, and it is unpalatable." ”

"Which of you wants to eat, no one will grab it this time. Yawn and said, "It's true that we haven't opened meat for a long time, but that's not why we want to eat Xiang." ”

"That's right, we are also high, the top beasts of the world, no matter how embarrassed we are, we won't say that we have surrendered our identities to eat Xiang, who likes to eat and eat. A number of other strange beasts also spoke, and all of them walked away without interest, not even looking at the ghost king.

The ghost king's whole person was pardoned, but suddenly, two emotions of happiness and anger rose in his heart...

It turns out that being a spicy chicken is also a kind of happiness...

"Wait a minute. "We're not interested in a stinky donkey, but we can let it go out and catch it for us to eat." ”

"Huh, that's a good idea, or the old snake, your brains are good. ”

In an instant, dozens of strange beasts all rolled over and climbed up, and they all became interested, their eyes lit up, and they immediately besieged the ghost king.

"Boy, call big brother one by one. He raised his claws and pressed the head of the ghost king, and said in an old-fashioned manner.

"Hello big brothers. The Ghost King instantly knelt down with a pop and shouted at all the beasts one by one.

"You're a good kid. Ran Yiyu praised, "Yes, from now on, you will be our little brother." ”

"One day for the eldest brother, for the rest of the eldest brother, the eldest brother is above, please accept the younger brother. The ghost king was impassioned, and he kowtowed again and again, as if he couldn't help himself with excitement.

"From now on, every day you will go and catch forty-one people for us. "But remember not to be elderly, children, women, or men." ”

"Stupid, we're forty-two, and you've overcounted yourself. Di Jiang directly pulled the tengu aside and said disdainfully, "I can't even count them, it's really stupid." ”

"Okay big brother, no problem big brother. "The ghost king is as good as a stream, and there is no objection.

"Finally someone can eat meat. ”

"Oh ho, good days are finally coming. ”

"Boy, I only eat babies. ”

"I eat only women, and only virgins. ”

"I only eat good-looking people, and I don't eat ugly people. ”

...

Dozens of strange beasts began to say a word, I said, one after another, one after another put forward their own taste requirements, the ghost king in the heart of countless grass and mud horses galloped by, but there was a smile on his face, and he nodded again and again, indicating that he had written them all down.

Moment.

"Then big brothers, I'm going to arrest you. The ghost king patted his chest and swore solemnly.

"Don't worry. ”

Dozens of strange beasts all showed a strange look on their faces, and then the Xuan Bee flew forward, raised its furry buttocks, revealing a thick and large black needle, which was directly inserted into the body of the ghost king with lightning speed.

The Ghost King instantly rolled his eyes and collapsed to the ground.

"Go ahead. Di Jiang patted the Ghost King on the shoulder and said with a strange smile, "Don't be late, because if it's late, you'll be gone." ”

"I, I'll go. The ghost king's tongue trembled, and he said in horror, and then the whole person crawled out of the room, leaving behind dozens of strange beasts to laugh wildly.