Chapter 1585 Dormitory Regulations
Dormitory regulations No. 1: When you get up in the morning, women are given priority to use the toilet.
Lin Tian immediately protested: "It's not fair, what if I get up earlier than you?"
"You have to get up early, otherwise how can you call it the three chapters of the law. Xiao Manxuan snorted lightly and raised her little face.
"You don't call it the three chapters of the law, I think it's more appropriate to call it the overlord clause. Lin Tian was speechless.
"Hmph, this is what my sister made for you before she went out, if you don't comply, I'll tell my sister. The chick snorted twice and explained the origin of the dormitory regulations.
Looking at the tone of these regulations, Lin Tian didn't feel like Xiao Manxuan came up with it, and sure enough, it was the domineering female president.
"Okay, if you don't speak, you should acquiesce, let's talk about the second one......" Xiao Manxuan didn't give Lin Tian a chance to distinguish, and immediately read the next one: "Second, when I take a shower, you must be ten meters away from the bathroom!"
"What are you talking about?Ten meters?" Lin Tian stretched out his hand and pointed to the door of the living room, dumbfounded: "The length of the entire living room is less than ten meters, ten meters away, you want me to go outside and hit the street?"
Xiao Manxuan looked left and right, and was also a little embarrassed: "Five meters, five meters away." ”
"No, five meters away is equivalent to making me squat in the corner, I won't do it. Lin Tian continued to object,
"Well, three meters, beyond three meters, nothing less. The chick looked at the corner heel five meters away, and compromised two more meters.
Lin Tian was very amused in his heart, if I want to see you take a bath, I still need to go to the crack of the door to see?
"Thirdly, you are not allowed to enter my room without my permission. Xiao Manxuan read it again.
"Don't worry, I won't come into your room, but I'm a better person than your sister, and you're very welcome to come into my room. Lin Tian said with a smile.
Xiao Manxuan wrinkled her nose and said very coquettishly: "Hmph, I won't go into the room of the big villain, my sister said, you are a big pervert, you specialize in bullying girls, you have to be careful." ”
"Okay, okay, I'm a big pervert, move on to the next one. Lin Tian is used to it, and he is slandered by the sisters every day.
"My clothes are drying on the balcony, you can't use the balcony, find another place to dry yourself. Xiao Manxuan read.
Damn, aren't you just afraid that I will touch your underwear? Lao Tzu doesn't have that kind of fetish, Lin Tian stared at her, looking straight at her, and saw the little girl's face beating warmly.
"You...... What do you want to do?" Xiao Manxuan looked like a frightened bunny.
"Between C and D, pink, lace, well, yes, developing pretty fast. Lin Tian suddenly said something that seemed unrelated.
Xiao Manxuan was also stunned, and suddenly, her eyes widened, and she hurriedly hugged her chest with both hands: "Lin Tian, you ...... How do you know? You peeked upstairs last night......
Lin Tian spread his hands, very wronged: "You and the eldest lady sleep in the same room, with the eldest lady's spiritual sense, how can I go up and take a peek, don't you believe in the strength of the eldest lady?"
Xiao Manxuan blinked, thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be the case, but she was even more puzzled: "Then you...... How do you know?"
"Ahem, guess, I'm a master of ancient martial arts, and I still have this insight. Lin Tian said blindly.
"And say you're not a pervert, hmph, look at how I get rid of you, a big pervert. Xiao Manxuan snorted, grabbed the pillow on the sofa, and threw it at Lin Tian.
Lin Tian smiled and grinned, easily grabbed the pillow, and then threw it back, the chick also grabbed it, and just wanted to throw it back, but Lin Tian suddenly appeared in front of him, the chick was startled, and subconsciously retreated, but she didn't want to be tripped by the sofa, and went down.
Although she would not be hurt if she fell to the floor, the chick was still scared, Lin Tian flashed, hugged her slender waist, and then pressed her to the sofa.
The sofa was newly bought, very soft, Xiao Manxuan only felt that she had fallen into a large ball of cotton, it was very comfortable, but her body seemed to be pressed by something.
When she opened her eyes, she saw Lin Tian's face close at hand, and it was Lin Tian who pressed her onto the sofa.
At zero distance, Xiao Manxuan only felt a manly aura enveloping her, which made her heart beat faster for no reason, and her face was red and her ears were hot.
There were already few clothes to wear in summer, and Lin Tian clearly felt that his chest was pressed against two soft balls, and the refreshing feeling almost made him scream.
"Lin Tian, you ...... What do you want to do......" Xiao Manxuan said softly, her eyes trembling slightly.
"I want to do it...... Oh, no......" Lin Tian almost said what he thought, and quickly changed his words: "I want to say, what is the next article of the dormitory regulations?"
"On the sixth day, no, the fifth ......" Xiao Manxuan was so careful that she almost forgot the number: "Always keep one meter away from me." ”
"One meter away?" Lin Tian looked at the distance between the two and laughed a little maliciously.
"Jingle Bell ......"
The mobile phone rang suddenly, Xiao Manxuan finally took out the mobile phone from her pocket, and when she saw the name, she was a little panicked: "Hurry up...... Hurry up, it's my sister......"
Lin Tian sighed darkly, the eldest lady's call came at a really bad time, so he had to stand up regretfully. Xiao Manxuan took a few deep breaths and calmed down before answering the phone.
"Xuanxuan, what are you doing, why did it take so long to answer the phone?" came from the phone, and the eldest lady said suspiciously.
Xiao Manxuan glanced at Lin Tian and said with some apprehension: "I...... We're packing our bags, what's the matter with my sister?"
"Well, I forgot to tell you, I have asked you to change the furniture in the apartment dormitory, and there are three days' worth of food in the refrigerator, so if you don't want to go out to eat, cook it yourself. ”
"Also, usually look at Lin Tian a little more, he has a stubborn temper like a cow, rampage, don't ...... Got him hurt. ”
The eldest lady's last sentence lowered her voice, but Lin Tian still heard it, and he couldn't help but smile on his face, under the eldest lady's cold and arrogant appearance, there was a fiery heart.
After a few more words, the sisters ended the call, Xiao Manxuan looked at the marks pressed by the two on the sofa, and the flush that had just faded on her face resurfaced.
She threw the blank paper on the sofa and turned around in a bit of a panic: "You can read the dormitory regulations yourself, I'll go pack my luggage." With that, he took the salute and went into the bedroom.
Lin Tian shook his head with a smile, picked up the white paper and luggage, and walked back to his bedroom, but when he passed by the door, he carefully stained the white paper on the door.
This time he brought out all the family resources, animal skins, books and other important things, and when he was thinking about where to collect the treasures, Xiao Manxuan's exclamation suddenly came from outside.
Then a figure rushed in in a rage, pounced on Lin Tian, and threw Lin Tian on the bed.
Nephrite jade was warm and fragrant, full of fragrance, Lin Tian was intoxicated for a moment, and pretended to be serious: "Second Miss, didn't you say that you couldn't enter the pervert's room? Now am I playing hooligan, or are you playing hooligan?"
(End of chapter)