Chapter 9: Crying without tears
Wait, what did he see?
When Jiang Li approached, he was taken aback, and under the paws of his feet was - it was his mobile phone! Jiang Li was suddenly dizzy, and black lines appeared on his forehead.
And he seemed to see a message notification displayed in his phone message.
"That seems to be ~~"
Proof of payment?!
Jiang Li rushed towards Pi Xiu, Pi Xi screamed, its movements were very flexible, and it dodged directly.
"Little monster, do you know what you're doing?!" Jiang Li grinded his teeth, his face darkened, and rushed forward again.
However, this time he was targeting his own mobile phone, and he had to see what the little monster had done.
Pi Xi was very uncooperative and was still hiding. And, it stood upright, and with its two paws holding the phone, it circled with him, dodging left and right.
"Give it to me!" Jiang Li shouted.
Pi Xi was more dexterous than a human, and the whole thing was like a monkey, jumping up and down, circling the rocks, and circling with him. It just refuses to let go of its mobile phone, and pokes it at the screen a few times with its paws from time to time.
Finally, after tossing hard, Jiang Li snatched the phone from Pi Xi's hand. Jiang Li looked at this payment voucher blankly.
[You have spent 9,999 yuan, and the account balance is only one yuan]
"Little monster, I'm going to kill you!" Jiang Li was so mad that he almost vomited blood in anger. "10,000 yuan, what did it do, that's all its belongings, this little cub is all gone down with one paw!" Jiang Liqi's first Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven.
Pi Xi felt inexplicable, didn't he just move his paws, why were he so excited? And who said that it was all gone, didn't there still be a dollar? It was too frizzy to make a big deal.
Pi Xuan was disdainful, tiptoeing his paws and squinting at Jiang Li, with a look of disdain.
"Pi Xi, you're okay to wear a magic stick, play disappear when you're dangerous, and be funny when you're bored! Jiang Li looked indignant, almost wanted to cry without tears, and finally was so angry that he couldn't stand it, and he fought with Pi Xi again.
Suddenly, the crisp mobile phone ringtone, Jiang Li temporarily stopped fighting with Pi Xi, he pressed the answer button, it turned out to be Jiang Li's aunt, a beautiful and sexy girl.
"Jiang Li, are you okay? On the other end of the phone, there was the voice of my aunt clearing the ring. "It's not like your usual style. If you don't have a family affair for you, you are all adults, and your aunt is from here, and your aunt understands ......"
Immediately after that, someone looked for him again, this time it was the eldest cousin, and the eldest cousin's loud voice came from the connection. "Haven't you been suffocated recently, after you come to the county seat, I will treat you and take you to eat and drink. Then, go to the bath again in the evening, as for what big health, goblin street, if you are interested......"
"What kind of nonsense, big health care, goblin street? How could the eldest cousin say that? Jiang Li was confused.
The mobile phone rang one after another, and many classmates were looking for him.
Some male classmates even teased him: "Brother, borrow a few more to speak." ”
Jiang Li completely lost his temper and turned off his phone directly. His face was as black as the bottom of the pot. When these inexplicable words came, he jumped to his feet angrily and wanted to drop his phone again, but found that it was his own, so he could only end the conversation in a hurry.
"What are these and what?" Jiang Li looked confused.
Among them, Jiang Li was scared a lot by the "Spotted Flower" who had braids, fat and ugly, narcissistic and rude, thought she was very beautiful, and often suspected that someone was secretly thinking about her.
actually controlled her big voice full of male flavor on weekdays, and said to Jiang Li delicately: "You actually send this kind of thing to others, people hate you so much." Then he suddenly pulled on the issue that he had long hair and waist-length and was not yet married......
Jiang Li was so frightened that he hung up the phone decisively.
What the hell is this guy doing?!
Jiang Li turned his head to look at Pi Xi, only to see that it looked innocent. It seems to be saying that he doesn't know. But when Jiang Li turned around, he seemed to feel Pi Xi covering his paws behind his back to steal fun, but when he looked at Pi Xi again, it looked silly again.
Jiang Li faintly felt that something was wrong, and immediately turned on the mobile phone message prompt and flipped through it wildly.
This time, as a result, his blood pressure skyrocketed, his eyes turned black, and he almost fell to the ground.
[Dear customer, the love action blockbuster you purchased has been downloaded and shared with all contacts in the list, I wish you a pleasant experience. 】
"Ahhh
"Jiang Li completely understands why those relatives and friends say this, especially that spotted flower~~"
"It's over, this image is over, I'm a big virgin, and I send love action blockbusters to men, women and children, relatives and friends in the circle of friends for no reason~~"
As long as he thought about this picture, Jiang Li wanted to vomit blood, and he couldn't wait to dismantle the skin. What a shame!
He wanted to explain at the moment, but who would believe that this was a prank made by a little monster who was about to become a spirit! It's better to laugh it off than to get darker and darker. Jiang Li finally made up his mind to break his teeth and swallow them in his stomach.
But will he let Pi Xi go? Obviously impossible!
Jiang Li stared at Pi Xi resentfully, like a woman in a lonely boat. Pi Xi's hairs suddenly stood on end, and he immediately showed a cowardly, weak and innocent look, as if to say that it was ready to make up for its mistakes and let Jiang Li give it a chance.
But will Jiang Li agree?
After a while, there was a fight with chickens and dogs, and the sound of a miserable howl echoed in the sky......
Dongfang gradually revealed a touch of fish belly white, after a whole night of tossing Jiang Li felt exhausted, he didn't want to care about anything else. Now I just want to go down the mountain, it's too weird here, it's better to leave early.
He subconsciously looked towards the bronze gate. This bronze gate completely turned his worldview upside down.
But at this time, there is still the shadow of the bronze giant gate.
I saw that the place where the original bronze giant gate was located was only a huge rock hundreds of meters high and dozens of meters wide.
Was last night really a hallucination?
But looking at the bobcat corpse under the boulder, Jiang Li denied his idea again.
He ran to the original bronze coffin again, wanting to see if the ancient coffin was still there.