"Cousin-in-law! Does your arm still hurt! Xiandi sat across the table and said with a smile at Xu Yifan.

The plaster on Xu Yifan's arm had not been removed, and he was lying on the table very bulky at this time, glanced at Shalena, who was busy in the kitchen, and said with a frown: "Your cousin-in-law's head hurts, don't bother him, go to the kitchen to learn to cook with your cousin." ”

"I don't want it, the smell of oil smoke is so bad." Cindy wrinkled her cute nose and shook her hand.

"Cousin-in-law, do you see if this magazine is good?" Cindy grinned mischievously.

"Beautiful, good-looking!" Xu Yifan lay on the table without raising his head.

Xu Yifan's head is really painful, even if this sister-in-law is annoying, Salena also coaxed, I don't know that Shalena listened to what the old Chinese medicine doctor said, and poured Xu Yifan some nourishing stews for three meals a day, which made Xu Yifan very hot, but he was weak, and if he ate it again, he would either die or make up for it.

"Cousin-in-law, look! Just take a look. ”

Xu Yifan squinted his eyes and looked up.

His eyes widened, and his face changed suddenly.

Xiao Xiandi took the magazine away, spit out her cute little tongue at her cousin-in-law, and narrowed a super cute smile, of course, in Xu Yifan's opinion, it was a super hateful face.

"It's itchy, isn't it?" Xu Yifan glanced in the direction of Shalena again and shouted in a low voice.

"Give it to me!"

"Puff puff" Cindy pouted and shook her head proudly, looking like she could help me.

"Smack!" Tsundere's little head was patted.

"Why don't you sit well, what are you doing shaking around!" It was Shalena, Xiandi shrank her cute little head, glanced up at her cousin, and saw that Shalena was really staring at the cover of the magazine she had dropped on the ground, and glanced at Xu Yifan a little timidly, and saw that her cousin-in-law was glaring at her with an angry face.

"Uh....." Cindy's big round eyes rolled, "Cousin, I'll go upstairs to do my homework." "Pick up the floral skirt and run.

Xu Yifan looked at the magazine on the ground in embarrassment, and then looked up at Shalena

"Uh....." Xu Yifan was in a cold sweat, do I have to go upstairs to write my homework, or review the book?

Fortunately, Xu Yifan's mobile phone rang at this time.

"Hey! What the? Three are missing one, no self is not a game, good, good! Coming soon. ”

Xu Yifan shook his mobile phone and looked helpless.

"Uh-huh! There is soup stewed in the pot, remember to drink it when you come back. ”

"Your right hand is not yet well! Drive carefully. Shalena shouted at Xu Yifan's back.

"Got it!" Even if I can't move my hands, I can drive with both feet, Xu Yifan said secretly.

Shalena looked at Xu Yifan's embarrassed appearance of fleeing in a hurry, and smiled.

She had already seen the cover of this magazine, but it was not silent all the time, although the photo only saw a small and half blurred side face of Xu Yifan, but Shalena still recognized it at a glance, this is her man. Although I feel very uncomfortable, but what has happened, what's the point of you making trouble, making a man's face sweep the floor? Salena, who is refined and calculates gains and losses, naturally would not do such a stupid thing that outweighs the losses.

But no matter what, Xu Yifan can have such a good girlfriend as Shalena, which is really a blessing from his previous life.

And the other end of the phone is a little hilarious.

Hong Xing Feiji was stunned with the phone, wondering if he was having auditory hallucinations.

"Three missing one? Unsuccessful? What the hell is this? Could it be a code? "Brother Ji, who has always prided himself on being smart and witty, began to feel that his IQ was not enough.

Doesn't it mean that the first and second calls will hang up, and the third time will be answered?

Xu Yifan suddenly spoke, and jumped Fei Ji, who was going to call to report the information for the first time, and was ready to redial, Xu Yifan suddenly spoke, and frightened Fei Ji, but the voice was the voice of the top boss, yes!

The fat base scalp was scratched, and he still didn't understand what the situation was, so he had the heart to call it again, but he was afraid that this would be Xu Yifan's test of his adaptability?

Scratching his belly around in the sealed room, the whole person was tangled.

Xu Yifan inadvertently played Hong Xing up to the talker and down to the hall master in a short period of time, oh! There was also an unlucky Da Fei, who didn't even figure out what was going on, and was cheated and ran away.

……

"Zhou Xingxing!"

"Ah......h

"What are you doing with your hands on your waist?" Lin Yan'er shouted sternly.

"Uh," Zhou Xingxing blinked and exclaimed, "I'm tickling, Madam." ”

"Rubbish!" Lin Yan'er reprimanded angrily: "I told you, when you are suddenly attacked, you can block with your hands, block with your feet, and you can even kneel, but don't have this posture of pulling out a gun, are you IQ growing to the body of a dog." ”

"It's not Madam, I'm reflexive." Zhou Xingxing explained.

"Shut up! I don't need to explain, what I need is absolute obedience, and if you repeat this link in the next test, you will get out of here. ”

“yes！ madam！ ”

Xu Yifan couldn't imagine that Lin Yan'er would do things seriously, so strictly, and sit on the long chair next to him with confidence, watching Lin Yan'er conduct special training.

"To be an excellent undercover agent, you must have an ordinary appearance, you don't have to look at me, I am very confident in you, you are very qualified, even higher than my standards." Lin Yan'er glared at Zhou Xingxing, who had a musty face, and shouted.

"Second, you must have excellent acting skills." Lin Yan'er raised her second finger and shouted.

"Why are you so close to me?" Lin Yan'er turned her head and shouted.

Xu Yifan saw that when Lin Yan'er turned around, Zhou Xingxing made a strange face behind Lin Yan'er's back, and imitated Lin Yan'er's behavior and posture and shook his hands and feet to do pantomime, Lin Yan'er stood up seriously as soon as she turned around.

"Humph! Exaggerated, nonsensical! Lin Yan'er snorted coldly.

"Madam, I don't agree with you, nonsense and pompousness are just the misunderstanding of the world's people about me, haven't you found my connotation?" Zhou Xingxing blinked and said seriously: "Comedy also has connotations. ”

Lin Yan'er rolled her eyes at Zhou Xingxing.

"Madam, there is a sentence that I have always hidden in my heart, but now I feel like I am stuck in my throat, and I don't vomit unpleasantly!"

"Say!"

"Madam, you're so pretty!"

"Get out!"

", I also want to say, you can't suppress a person's pursuit of beauty, and even I can talk while rolling." Zhou Xingxing said seriously.

Lin Yan'er looked at Zhou Xingxing suspiciously, whether this guy was telling the truth or not.

Zhou Xingxing suddenly laughed out of his signature duck laugh.

"How's it going, madam?"

"You give me a non-stop ....."

Xu Yifan's skull hurts again, Lin Yan'er is afraid that she can't handle this guy Zhou Xingxing.

Zhou Xingxing really lay on the ground, grabbing his feet with both hands and preparing to roll, Lin Yan'er sweated to death.

"Get back!"

“yes，madam。” Zhou Xingxing immediately stood up along the pole and saluted.

"Acting is too abstract, and I can't really teach you anything, this book is for you to see, and you can figure it out for yourself!" Lin Yan'er said as she took out a book from her shoulder bag and handed it to Zhou Xingxing.

"The Self-cultivation of an Actor, Konstantin? Stanislavsky? Zhou Xingxing exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"You know the book?" Lin Yan'er said strangely, this guy is like a second-rate person, how could he read such a book with profound connotations.

"I haven't read the book, haven't I read "The King of Comedy" yet?" Zhou Xingxing said seriously: "I am a loyal fan of Stephen Chow." ”

"Poof!" Xu Yifan almost couldn't hold back, and almost spit out the milk tea in his mouth, could it be that his little butterfly fanned his wings again?

"The King of Comedy?"

"Of course! That movie is very good, it can be called the best movie of the year, there is no one. ”

"I especially like the part where Yin Tianqiu and Liu Piaopiao are separated, and Yin Tianqiu says, 'I'll raise you!' After that sentence, the scene where Liu Piaopiao turned around, Stephen Chow vividly expressed a man's embarrassment and helplessness, whether it was eyes, expressions, movements and shapes, they were all interpreted in a meticulous way, especially his self-deprecating laughter at the end, which can show postmodernism and a strong indictment of this society. Zhou Xingxing was talking nonsense in a serious way.

"Madam, why don't I invite you to watch a movie in the evening and analyze and exchange your views on acting with each other."

"Watching a movie? Not good! "Zhou Xingxing's thinking is too out-of-the-box, Lin Yan'er can't keep up, isn't it special training time now?

Lin Yan'er looked at her watch and shouted, "Let's take a thirty-minute intermission!" Digest the lesson I'm talking about. ”

……

"Ah Xing, Ah Xing, do you want to soak in madam?" After Cao Dahua soaked in the playground for ten laps according to Lin Yan'er's request, he grabbed Zhou Xingxing out of breath and shouted in a low voice.

"Hit the streets! You must not make trouble for me, any good thing will definitely become a bad thing when it meets you, and it will make me yellow again, I will have scissors. Zhou Xingxing remembered Li Zhilong's old fat man, shook his head, and paused: "I'll strangle you with a scissor hand." ”

"Huh! Aren't you placed in prison? It's out so soon. Zhou Xingxing pulled Cao Dahua away.

This is indeed one of Xu Yifan's plans, the gangsters who have not squatted in Stanley are not good old boys, prisons, and ordinary people smell the color change, but for the gangsters, it is more like a military medal on his chest, but a conventional honor.

Zhou Xingxing is an undercover police officer who is a halfway monk, and many colleagues or relatives know that he is a policeman, Xu Yifan even asked him to extort illegal drivers from illegal drivers when he was on duty in the traffic group, and after being punished by his superiors, he was still unconvinced and beat his boss, and now he has been fired.

Of course, behind the scenes, Zhou Xingxing became the first batch of students of Xu Yifan's undercover plan, and Cao Dahua's imprisonment is only the first step.