Chapter 159: That's right, I'm already dead
"You just said... What star?"
Zhou Yi glanced at the god of lights, "Namek." ”
Then I thought about it, and I thought that this guy probably hadn't seen Dragon Ball either, so I roughly talked about the existence of Dragon Ball.
Difference Between Earth Dragon Ball and Namek Dragon Ball.
After finishing speaking, Zhou Yi looked at the lamp god with a little expectation, "Lamp god lamp god, you can fulfill your wish of wanting a dragon, right?"
The lamp god glanced at him, hesitated, but nodded, "Hmm." ”
"That's... You can do something like fulfilling my three wishes, something that is within your power, right?"
After waiting for the day, he nodded bitterly, "Hmm." ”
"That's fine," Zhou Yi stretched out his hand, "My last wish is to give me a Namek Divine Dragon, the kind that can fulfill my three wishes." ”
After thinking about it, he added, "If you think it's too hard to give me the Divine Dragon, you can just give me the Dragon Ball, and I can summon the Divine Dragon myself, I'm not too troublesome." ”
Lamp God: "...."
I'm troublesome!
I'll just give you the dragon, just make a dragon, give you the dragon balls and summon them yourself, I don't just want to get the dragon, but I also have to get the dragon balls that will be turned into stones and scattered around the world.
I'm sick, I'll give you Dragon Ball?
And I gave you the Dragon Ball, and when you have time, you will go all over the world to find the Dragon Ball and summon the dragon to make a wish, where can I reason?
"Lamp God, you don't want to cheat, do you?"
The lamp god looked at him intently, silently thinking in his heart if he was killed now... What will happen?
As soon as this thought moved, it could not be suppressed, and then as soon as the whole body was cold, the distracting thoughts instantly retreated.
Gritted his teeth, "Okay." ”
With a wave of the lamp god's hand, a mini dragon appeared in front of Zhou Yi.
Then the sound of the lamp god 'biu' disappeared.
Zhou Yi didn't care about the disappearance of the lamp god, but looked at the mini god dragon and showed a happy smile.
O dragon!
Make a wish to Aladdin's magic lamp and ask for a dragon, such a wish has really been fulfilled!
Childhood dreams?
I just don't know what will happen if I finally make a wish to Shenlong to ask for an Aladdin magic lamp, and whether Shenlong will fulfill his wish.
Thinking in his heart, Zhou Yi looked straight at Shenlong, "Shenlong Shenlong, do you want to fulfill my three wishes?"
Shenlong glanced at him with a complicated gaze, "Yes, young lucky one, please say your three wishes. ”
Zhou Yihu glanced at Shenlong suspiciously, "Lamp God, is it you?"
"What lamp god? I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"
"Then why does your voice sound the same as that of the lamp god?"
"Is there any?cough~" Shenlong coughed twice, and there was a slight change in his voice, "We are all colleagues, and the usual process is the same, and the form of speech is similar."
You may have misheard. ”
"Oh. ”
Zhou Yi nodded, sneering in his heart.
Oh, I'm stupid, I want to see what you are.
"That dragon, I want to make a wish. ”
"Well, young lucky one, please say your first wish. ”
Zhou Yi stretched out his hand and drew a big circle, "I want world peace." ”
"Cough~coughcough~" Shenlong held his breath for a long time, looking at Zhou Yi with complicated eyes, "You change your wish, as a colleague, my ability is the same as that of the lamp god."
I can't satisfy his wishes, and I can't satisfy them. ”
"Oh," Zhou Yi nodded, "It turns out that your ability is the same as that of the Lamp God." ”
Shenlong looked at the thoughtful expression on his face, and always felt a bad premonition, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, so he nodded, "Hmm." ”
"Then you can't restore my girlfriend's spirit, can you?"
"Hmm. ”
"That's... I'll just change my wish. ”
Zhou Yi paused, "Yes, you can help me restore Ah Li's rebuilt cultivation to the peak." ”
"Ahem~" Shenlong almost vomited blood, what a strange thing this is.
Why are the wishes mentioned so strange and not in line with the laws of the Great Dao?
You also said that it was rebuilt, how can I help her recover?
Since you have chosen to rebuild, you must have left the Dao Fruit, right?
I helped her recover, this kind of behavior is suppressed by the Dao of Heaven and Earth, not to mention, my Dao and her Dao fruit will also conflict...
This, are you going to drag me and your Ah Li to the same death?
Shenlong shook his head decisively, "This one doesn't work, you change it." ”
Zhou Yi looked at it, "But this is the wish I want to achieve most now." ”
"This really doesn't work, why don't I help you improve your cultivation?" Say, how many levels do you want to improve?"
"Is it okay?" Zhou Yi glanced at it, with expectation in his eyes, "Then can I preach directly?"
"Poof~"
Shenlong almost vomited blood, "Be realistic, you seem to be a cultivator of the Ascending Realm now... How about I can help you ascend to the Mortal Realm?"
Zhou Yi thought, "Can every realm be perfectly improved?"
"Perfect ascension?"
Shenlong looked at him carefully, watched, watched... The eyeballs almost fell off.
"You... What kind of hellish cultivation are you, why do you only have the cultivation of the Ascending Realm, but you have the power to rival the pinnacle of the Star Picking Realm?"
Zhou Yi nodded, but didn't explain, "Just like me, every realm is perfectly improved, and I am promoted to the realm of metamorphosis, is it okay?"
Shenlong: "....."
I want to say that you can't even mention the sea view, will you be despised?
"Ahem..."Coughing lightly, hiding his embarrassment, "Well, why don't we talk about helping your Ah Li recover his cultivation?"
Zhou Yi's eyes lit up, "Isn't this really bad?"
Shenlong thought for a moment, "If you think differently, you can actually do it." ”
"What's the way of thinking?"
"Just, I can leave a time imprint on her, and before her cultivation is fully restored to its former peak, this time imprint can double the speed at which her cultivation can recover.
Do you think... Is that okay?"
"Okay!"
Unexpectedly, Zhou Yi won the battle very decisively.
Shenlong closed his eyes and was silent for a long time, and at a certain moment, his eyes opened, and two divine lights pierced the void, leaving a time imprint on Ah Li's body.
"Alright. ”
After doing this, Shenlong's whole person seemed to be smaller, "Young lucky one, you can say your second wish." ”
"Second wish," Zhou Yi thought for a moment, with a rare seriousness, "Can you give me a Divine Demon Pill?" ”
"Hiss~"
Shenlong felt a little toothache, and the pain was half of his head.
This... What the hell is this all about.
Do you think there are a lot of gods and demons now?
Do you know how difficult it is to refine the Divine Demon Pill?
Look at how I look like a god or demon, or you can take me to alchemy.
Glaring at Zhou Yi, "In this way, I will provide you with a position for the gods and demons who suffered heavy losses in the primeval years, and their Dao bodies were incomplete and their combat power was damaged, but their longevity was unhindered."
Is it okay to fulfill your second wish?"
"Don't. ”
Zhou Yi shook his head, no matter how cruel the gods and demons were, they were also gods and demons, and he couldn't beat them.
"Then I can't help it. "When it comes across such a thing, Shenlong is helpless.
"Then I'll change my wish," Zhou Yi was still easier to speak, "In this way, you can let what I want to do next go smoothly, okay?"
"What's next?" After asking, Shenlong simply shook his head again, "Forget it, it doesn't matter.
In this way, I will give you a blessing from the Dao cat, and you can do things smoothly for a period of time after you are kept, how about it?"
"Dao Cat's blessing?" Zhou Yixin said, "You Shenlong still have such a good thing, that's absolutely no problem."
This reaction fell into Shenlong's eyes, and he thought that he didn't know how precious this thing was.
Hurriedly explained, "You may not know about the blessing of the Dao cat, but you should have heard of a saying, called 'Heavenly Officials Blessing, No Taboos', which means that those who have been blessed by Heavenly Officials will do everything smoothly in the next period of time, and all evil taboos cannot be added, which can be described as hopeless and disadvantageous." ”
Zhou Yi nodded, he had indeed heard this sentence.
"It's good to have heard of it," Shenlong was still afraid that she would be lonely and unheard, "This heavenly official blessing is very powerful, isn't it?"
But do you know what the Heavenly Officials do?
Before becoming the Heavenly Official of the Ancient Heavenly Court, the Heavenly Officials were responsible for feeding the cats.
Yes, that's right! It's not for cats, it's for cats.
He is not the owner of the cat, he is responsible for taking care of the cat's daily diet, and over time he has been contaminated with some blessings of the cat.
With the blessings of many Dao cats, he had such strong luck and became the most popular celestial official in the Ancient Heavenly Court. ”
Oh Minato!
Hearing this secret, Zhou Yizheng was a little shocked.
The heart said that my cat sister is so hanging?
Thinking of a certain little cat lady who had appeared in Hope City in the north of the North Pole before, Zhou Yi had an urge to trick her into raising her on the mountain.
After fantasizing for a while, he nodded, "Okay, then you can give it to me, even if you help me fulfill my second wish." ”
Shenlong nodded, his eyes closed and opened, and a quiet and peaceful aura melted into Zhou Yi's body.
"Alright. ”
Zhou Yi felt it, and it didn't seem to have any special feelings, this cat sister's blessing wouldn't be fake, right?
Without giving him much time to think about it, Shenlong spoke again, "Young lucky one, please say your third wish. ”
"Hmm..."Zhou Yi glanced at Shenlong cautiously, "You just said that you and the lamp god in Aladdin's magic lamp are colleagues, right?"
Shenlong nodded.
"You're saying that you're both at the same level, right?"
Shenlong still nodded, and when he nodded... The sense of foreboding in my heart grew stronger.
"That's good," Zhou Yi smiled and stretched out a hand, "Shenlong Shenlong, my third wish is... Please give me an Aladdin magic lamp. ”
Shenlong: "....."
vomited blood three times, and fell to the ground on his back.
Dragon... Soldier!
Zhou Yi stepped forward, probed his nose, and touched his heartbeat.
Get up, frowning.
"It's... Dead?"
"It's just an Aladdin's magic lamp, as for being scared to death?"
"If you can't do it, you can say it, you say you can't do it, so I'll change my wish. ”
Hearing this, Shenlong's eyelids twitched slightly, and he had the posture of 'coming back from the dead'.
At the same time, Zhou Yi's next sentence had already been spoken, "Without Aladdin's magic lamp, you can bring me seven dragon balls." ”
Shenlong: "....."
I'm dead!
That's right, it's already cold, no one has to think about saving me, I don't need to rescue me.
Looking down at Shenlong, Zhou Yi sighed leisurely.
It seems to be really dead, which is a bit of a pity.
Shenlongxin said yes, yes, I'm really dead, please let me go.
If you really can't do it, you can whip the corpse a few times and then let me go.
"It's a pity~"
Zhou Yi sighed softly and flipped through the empty magical card pack.
"I don't know if Sister Mao's blessing can let me open another wishful card tomorrow. ”
Shenlong: "....."
Suddenly, he stiffened, and the whole thing turned into a zombie dragon.
After a long time, his eyelids twitched, and he slowly opened his eyelids.
"Hmm~"
"Huh?" Zhou Yi turned his head and just saw the scene of Shenlong waking up, "You're not dead, are you cheating?"
"Who!" Shenlong stood up, his face vigilant, "Who was sneaking up on me just now?
The dragon is instantly possessed by the actor.
Zhou Yi: "....."
After a moment of silence, a leisurely voice sounded, "Don't think that if you pretend to be amnesia, I will forget that you haven't helped me realize your wish to give me an Aladdin's magic lamp, which you are fully capable of fulfilling." ”
Shenlong: "....."
What the hell, can we still have fun together?
"Ahem, young lucky man, you see that I have just been attacked by someone, and my strength has faded a little, and now I can't fulfill your wish. ”
"Oh," Zhou Yi nodded, "That's okay, I'll wait tomorrow to see if I can open another wishful card...."
"Don't!"
Shenlong glanced at Zhou Yi in a complicated and deep way.
"In this way, I will give you a seed of the law of words and spirits, and count it as the fulfillment of your three wishes, don't toss me in the future, will you?"
"Spiritual Law Seed?"
Zhou Yi expressed interest.
"Well, as long as you fuse the seeds of the Law of Words and Spirits, you will be able to comprehend the Law of Words and Spirits step by step.
This kind of comprehension of the law completely depends on your own strength and understanding, and I can't say how far you can grow in the end.
But if your understanding is high enough and your background is enough, it is not impossible to walk out of a spiritual avenue. ”
The Avenue of Words?
Zhou Yi fantasized for a moment...
In the darkness of all the time, east and west, north and south, up and down, left and right, he is alone.
Gently open a book in your hand and read it softly.
"I said, Let there be light. ”
The first rays of light appeared in the darkness, cutting through the dark space and dividing the boundaries of time and space.
Tsk! Handsome, there's wood?
Raise your head and look at Shenlong, "Deal!"
Shenlong breathed a sigh of relief, and his figure dispersed little by little.
Eventually, only a small blob of light shimmered remained.
Zhou Yi stepped forward and touched it with his hand, and the light instantly merged into Zhou Yi's body.
After closing his eyes and sensing for a moment, Zhou Yi opened his eyes.
Originally... The unknown power that descended after using the Ruyi card originated from this law of speech.
It's just that... Obviously, the zero to the tenth way has been thrown into the chance chat group, why does this person seem to still have a sense of autonomy and can still wave outside?