Chapter 32: Your IQ has to be worth it
"Give me a copy of Limb Regeneration." Tang Shidao threw a healing technique at the prince of Zhou next to him and tried it out. Sure enough, Prince Zhou's broken arm did not reply.
"Benefit 1 point." Scarecrows like consumers who buy and buy when they don't agree with each other.
"Give me another copy to restore youth." Tang Shidao did not cast limb regeneration on the prince of Zhou, because the current timing was not right. If Prince Zhou wakes up and wakes up in good health, the people around him will definitely be frightened. Looking at this guy in ancient costume, who knows if there are ten or eight girls around him.
I promise two points. Remind you, there are many elixirs to restore youth, and this spell is expensive and useless. ”
Like a bird as usual.
The scarecrow will still remind you, but only after receiving the money.
Tang Shidao doesn't bird it, this scarecrow's heart, liver, lungs, and kidneys are all clear. For a mage who doesn't consume, it doesn't look at you. In the eyes of the scarecrow, mages who don't earn money or don't spend money are garbage, and only those who keep earning and spending are normal people.
On second thought, that's right.
Mages either earn mana or buy spells...... If you don't do both, you're still mixed with wool.
"I helped him pay back his debts." Tang Shidao pulled the prince of Zhou and stayed away from the scarecrow, who knows if its miserliness will be contagious. As soon as he took a step, he found that the scarecrow had taken away 4 points of mana, but he immediately had one more debtor: Prince Zhou.
There is no pie in the sky for Mage.com!
Prince Zhou does not owe a scarecrow, but the creditor has become himself.
"Thank you, Grand Master Tang." Prince Zhou is likely to be driven crazy by the scarecrow, and he actually said thank you for changing the creditor.
"Don't call me Archmage, I'm just a high-level mage. Tell me, what the hell is going on with you? Tang Shidao corrected, very curious that someone could be so miserable.
This is the Mage.com.
Except for the dead, who can't get out of the way.
Prince Zhou sighed first.
Well.
The classic action, the classic expression, is the helpless tone of the actor who has a little bit of drama inserted in countless TV commercials.
Third-rate director, eighteenth-tier actor.
Properly.
"I am the fourth prince of the Great Zhou......"
"Wait, what continent are you from?" Tang Shidao interrupted.
"Mainland? Master Tang, I don't understand too much. Do you mean the ground under my feet? I don't know, I was born in Da Zhou and grew up in Da Zhou, and I haven't traveled far out of the palace yet. I heard others say that the earth is a round ball here, and I still wondered......" Prince Zhou babbled and thought, and a smell of 'tribal natives' came to his face.
Tang Shidao was speechless, are you really a mixed mage?
Don't say you didn't come out of the novice village.
You didn't even come out of the village chief's house.
"Stop. I asked, you said. Tang Shidao felt that he would be crazy if he listened to it again, this primitive person was too difficult to communicate.
"Okay." Prince Zhou was relieved when he heard this.
Where did you come from?
"First question, what do you think is the place of the Mage Network? Don't think about it, what do you think in your heart at this moment? Tang Shidao asked quickly.
"Immortal." Prince Zhou responded in a second, and properly confirmed his indigenous identity.
"Second question, who do you think I am?"
"Immortal...... Daisen. Prince Zhou added.
"How did you break your arm?"
"The first time I came in, this grass fairy made me choose faith. I worship Mother Earth, so I choose the earth god. And then...... Can you not talk about the immortal law given by God? ”
"Needless to say, don't tell me." Tang Shidao was speechless, didn't this thing even know the talent spell.
"Good. So I got ...... Well, an immortal method to obtain a gift from heaven. In the end, I chose a group of white bone dead people as my opponents as a test for me to log in to the immortal class. Due to my inability to use immortal magic, I lost an arm in this battle. Later, the grass fairy gave me a few more opportunities, but I didn't take advantage of them. Although I am a prince, I am only obsessed with poetry and writing, and my martial arts practice is too shallow......"
"That's enough." Tang Shidao interrupted: "How did you go back for the first time?" ”
"It's a blessing in disguise. I was attacked by bandits, I ran away in a car, accidentally fell off a cliff and didn't die, only broke one arm, I ......"
"That's enough." Tang Shidao understood.
Prince Zhou passed.
Even though he was just a 'fool', he really passed.
Originally.
If you pass the level and lose an arm by a skeleton, the fallen chandelier will also unscientifically cut off your arm. The mage network is so unreasonable, the first test of life and death, the test result is the result of survival. If you don't learn to regenerate limbs later, the disabled mage can only bring the disabled body.
Keep asking.
Prince Zhou explained what happened to him one by one.
First of all.
After the broken arm, my father's heart hurts, but after a few days of comfort, he left it behind. The thieves who chased and killed him quickly solved the case, and the most heroic second emperor brother personally led the troops to kill them, leaving no one alive. On the grounds of serious injury, the eldest brother let himself rest and did not participate in the ancestral hall sacrifice. The three emperor brothers made up a story about their great calamity and blessings if they didn't die, and spread it throughout the country.
Although there seems to be something wrong, the royal brothers and brothers who were originally unfriendly to themselves have been friendly to themselves.
Send money.
Send beauty.
Send a famous horse mansion.
The small day is so comfortable that you don't want it.
A group of brothers are friendly, and the father seems to be a little disappointed.
More than two years.
The prince of Zhou was more afraid of the mage network than he was happy. Because of hard training for more than half a year, he blinded one eye on the second mission. After training hard for more than half a year, the third mission was lame again. finally picked up a good thing, but was exchanged for 1 mana by the 'Great Immortal' of the mage network, and in the end, he couldn't repay the scarecrow's loan.
"The grass fairy said I was deceived. It said that there were good things to be dealt with with in it, and it would skin me at most, while others would even shave the bones clean. Prince Zhou sighed.
Tang Shidao thought to himself that you have a 'I'm a fool' face, don't pit you or anyone.
In the mage network, intelligence is also a kind of power, okay?
"There are very few immortals here, but demon immortals are occasionally encountered. I couldn't make friends, and I didn't answer if I humbly asked for advice. ”
Tang Shidao can understand.
In the eyes of other mages...... This is as thin as paper.
"I want to read, but I can't read a single one. I looked up a lot of knowledge, but I couldn't understand what to say. At home, the royal brothers were very kind to me, but I always felt that something was wrong. Like the grass fairies, I don't feel their sincerity. Recently, I checked a piece of information, which said: Mages certified by the Mage Network have absolute status and will never fade. ”
Rare.
Prince Zhou's eyes shone with a little bit of wisdom, just a little: "And you, Master Tang, you are the only one who has been 'certified' recently. I've asked a lot of people, and they've all said, "You won't die at least, and you won't fall out of the ranks of the High Mages." I don't understand what it means, I just understand it as ...... Your status as an immortal is secure, right? ”
Tang Shidao was speechless, is this a mistake.
With a high-level mage certificate, you do have 100 mana points that cannot be consumed, and you are guaranteed not to run out of mana and fall below 100.
Prince Zhou continued to be clever in this way.
In all probability.
It was the pinnacle of his life: "Therefore, I am bold enough to think...... You may ignore me, but you won't lie to me. I came to ask for your help, and at worst you ignored it. You won't hurt me. You're an immortal, your immortal position is stable, you don't want anything from me, right? ”
Tang Shidao was silent.
It's hard to imagine.
It's just that a person gets the 'backstage' of the mage network.
Knowledge.
Experienced.
Or one's own IQ, these things can affect a person.
It's obvious.
Prince Zhou is also a lame man even if he lives in ancient times, and if he is left in modern times, the children in kindergarten can bluff him. On the contrary, his imperial brothers and sisters were much smarter, and if they had entered the mage network, they would probably have become emperors and even dominate the world.
The person in front of him is born stupid.
Ignore Prince Zhou.
Turn around.
Tang Shidao threw a look at the scarecrow 'Are you grass in your brain, why did you pick this tamper with no recharge in IQ'.
The scarecrow threw Tang Shidao a look of "It's worse, I'll say I've been talking to a wise pig for five years, and it still doesn't understand what faith is."
Tang Shidao threw another scarecrow with a 'It turns out that Prince Zhou is already outstanding among pigs'.
The scarecrow looked at Tang Shidao again, 'Otherwise, what would I have worked so hard to introduce to you'.
Tang Shidao threw another scarecrow with a 'hard work, I sympathize with you for a second' look.
The scarecrow said to Tang Shi again, 'I don't need sympathy, can I replace sympathy with 1 mana for me'.
Tang Shidao threw a scarecrow a: 'No. Take back the sympathy and give you a look of contempt'.
The scarecrow violently retorted to Tang Shidao, 'Don't despise it, it's okay to exchange contempt for 1 mana.' 1 mana makes you despise twice, double the discount oh dear's eyes.
So far.
The Lost Eyes contest is over.
The new neen mage Tang Shidao failed, and the 100-million-year-old demon scarecrow won the final victory.
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The following is a 'gray slippery' award and a pair of 'oiled feet' brand shoes for the loser Tang Shidao. At the same time, the champion scarecrow was presented with the 'Ginger is still old spicy' award and a pair of 'I've been merciful' brand gloves.
Due to the first start.
In particular, the Scarecrow will be awarded the 'Greedy Face' mask, as well as the 'Smoke It When You See It' gloves and the 'Kick It Every Time' shoes. In the end, he was also given a pair of scarecrow glasses for the 'Recognize Money but Not People' brand, as well as the Lifetime Achievement Award for 'The World's No. 1 Profiteer'.
Other than that.
The organizer has a difficult choice between the two titles of 'New Mage Master of the Specialized Pit' and 'All Mages of the Specialized Pit', so the award is suspended.
It is believed that they must belong to the scarecrow contestants in the end.
We'll see.
"Master, I've seen something like that." Jin suddenly interjected.
"Hello fairy." Prince Zhou greeted stupidly.
Tang Shidao waved his hand, you hold back your words first, as soon as I heard it, I had the urge to feed you brain fragments: "Xiaojin, there are still such people?" ”
Xiao Jin nodded: "Not only there are, but there are many of them, the most common is the berserker." With the exception of a very few clever ones, most of the berserkers couldn't understand what the mage.net was. There are also some people in the human race who call the Dharma Net's 'Dao Net' and 'Buddha Net', and they cling to their own beliefs, believing that the name is different, but the substance is the same. ”
Tang Shidao listened, turned his head and threw another look: Scarecrow, can this be called Xiuzhen Net?
The scarecrow threw back: Give me 1 mana, you can fix the fishing net.
Tang Shidao instantly felt that there was a serious communication barrier with the scarecrow, and this thing didn't care about anything other than money. Think about it again, there is nothing wrong with a person thinking that this is Xiuzhen.com, it's just that the name is different.
"My former owner called this place: the Dragon's Lair." Kim mentions the bronze dragon.
"It thinks this is the home of the dragon?"
That's probably what it means. Master, this 'Dragon's Nest' really has a dragon that is a thousand times stronger than the bronze dragon. I've seen it, and I'm shaking while I'm here. In its eyes, dragons are the most suitable creatures to survive here. ”
Tang Shidao did not express an opinion.
The first three levels...... Well, a giant dragon beating 100 skeletons is really a matter of three or four claws. Wild orcs can pass with their physique, and there is no reason why dragons can't.
"Xiao Jin, are you asking me to help him?"
"Master, your strength is my strength. Prince Zhou is not smart, but he is a human being, a human who can be gracious. ”