Chapter 23: Pick-up

Changed his vest and changed his face, Huang Xuan was majestic and entered Ye Cheng again.

Unlike the last time he sneaked around and hid in the crowd, this time he swaggered into the city.

Like last time, there were a lot of people on the streets. It was as if it had never existed.

Ignoring what's going on outside the window, everyone is doing their own thing.

Men are responsible for bragging, while women are still holding and pots and pans.

It's just different from last time, as usual, using them to cook on the fire, teach husbands and children, serve in-laws, and raise this group of men who can only fart.

Neiko mostly exists at home, rarely on the street, and Huang Xuan sees less.

Now he is not interested in seeing men, and the last time he was beaten by a woman, he still remembers it vividly. Where you fall, you get up. I came back today to find the field.

His eyes were focused, like fiery eyes, and wherever he passed, not to mention that not an inch of grass grows, it was also desolate. Because there are no women at all.

"What should I do, even the dogs are male, and where are the females? ”

These men who eat soft rice have nothing to do and run out alone to fool around, leaving women alone at home, aren't they afraid of the king next door?

"Oh, by the way, Lao Wang next door is also on the street. ”

"Hey. When will my revenge be avenged? I finally changed my mind and sneaked into the city, just to find a woman.

Oh, phew, they are here to take revenge, to wash away their shame.

No, in order to take revenge, let's go directly to the famous house. Even in ancient times, it was a felony. ”

Just when Huang Xuan's whole body was full of fire and there was nowhere to vent, a mother suddenly appeared on the road.

Oh no, a woman appeared, and the happy Huang Xuan almost kowtowed to thank him, thanking God for his favor and mercy.

"Don't miss the opportunity, you won't miss it. It's time for my Emperor Xuan to wash away his shame. ”

Looking at this woman from a distance, her whole body reveals the breath of a good wife and mother.

The face is like a new sprout after the spring snow, delicate and full of vitality, and with the gentle and jade-like temperament, the woman's intelligibility is brought into full play.

Huang Xuan immediately understood. "The best woman"!

"It's up to you. Hahaha, this time it won't be easy for you to slip away. ”

"Lie down, ahh ”

At this moment, Huang Xuan really took the word obscene to the extreme.

He strode forward, and before leaving, he did not forget to fiddle with his oily gray hair, which had not been occupied for months.

And its gentleman, even but slightly masculine footwork approached the woman step by step.

Then he said tenderly, but his eyes were bright and very sincere:

"Little sister, please stay. ”

As soon as the words came out, all the men on the street looked at Huang Xuan in unison, looking at Huang Xuan incredulously.

And the young lady, whose face was slightly red, then smiled, and replied:

"Young lady, you young man has a sweet mouth and a funny speech, I don't know which family you are descending from, what is the matter with me.

"I want to ask the young lady, I don't know if you like the moon?

"The moon is round, I like it, reunion, joy. But Xianyue doesn't like it, her face is always hidden, and she always feels that she is not honest enough. ”

Little sister, her voice is also extremely sweet, and she really sounds the same as her.

Needless to say, the woman in front of her is a model of gathering all the good points. People can't help but be ecstatic, addicted, and deeply immersed in it.

Of course, this is deeply involved, and it is naturally Huangxuan at this moment, admiring the beauties, listening to the sound of the swallow warbler, and unable to extricate himself for a long time.

After a long time, the young lady looked at him in a daze, and couldn't help but remind:

"What are you thinking, young man? Why don't you speak? ”

Hearing the words of the young lady, Huang Xuan woke up from his slumber.

Thinking back to the woman's previous words, I suddenly felt that there might be something in my words.

felt that the other party might have discovered something, and he was a little vigilant instinctively, after all, he had been planted in the hands of women many times.

Of course, the other party doesn't want to break it, and there is no need for him to confess, this kind of thing, you love me, everyone just tacitly agrees, and hurriedly said:

"I watched the stars last night, and calculated that tonight was a full moon night, suitable for enjoying flowers and the moon. ”

"Pounce"

"Pounce"

"Pounce"

As soon as Huang Xuan's words came out, all the people on the street went crazy, some beat their chests, laughed a little, and booed.

A discerning person knows at a glance that they want to cause trouble.

"The guy who can't eat the grapes doesn't dare to talk to me, so he comes to envy me. Phew. ”

Such a person Huang Xuan is disgusted in his bones, even if he gives them a white eye, it is all superfluous, and it is best to ignore it directly as air.

"Housheng, what do you mean by this, I don't really understand. ”

The woman was not too pretentious, nor was she overly reserved, but she was a little confused, staring at the young man, not knowing what she meant.

"I want to ask you to see the moon, just at night. Would you like to?"

This time, Huang Xuan didn't drag the mud and water anymore, and went straight into it with a single knife, ready to cut the mess with a quick knife, bypassing the draw, and directly calling Hu.

This time, the words were sonorous and powerful, and everyone couldn't bear it anymore, they all laughed heartily, and people turned their backs, very happy for Huangxuan.

Huang Xuan's words completely frightened the woman, she didn't accept it, she didn't refuse, she was obviously thinking about it.

Suddenly, the young man understood that the other party did not hate him, and he had a good chance of succeeding this time, and he would never be beaten by a woman again.

"Looks like everyone is blessing me. I can't imagine that my Huang Xuan's first serious pursuit of a girl, not to mention the success of one time, can still be blessed by so many people.

Thinking about it for the first time, I thought it was a dream, and I directly insulted that girl, and finally provoked Siyu to want to kill me.

It seems that you still have to show full sincerity to girls, so as to increase the success rate. ”

"Hey! On the earth, if I can learn more etiquette, I don't have to be a dick all the time. ”

And the woman is indeed as Huang Xuan said, she is indeed thinking, she ponders, looks at this afterlife from time to time, and can't help but smile. It seems that he is still extremely satisfied with Huang Xuan.

Just as she was about to reply to Huang Xuan, a young girl suddenly appeared, she heard a burst of laughter and laughter from here, and out of concern, she came over.

This girl is fifteen or sixteen years old, cute and well-behaved, and very likable.

She walked up to the woman softly and said:

"Grandma, are you alright? Who is this boy? Do you know him? Is it a relative of our family? ”

As soon as the girl spoke, Huang Xuan's face suddenly darkened, he was thinking about the relationship between the two,

"Grandma? it should be a mother-in-law, on the earth, Cantonese people seem to call mother-in-law grandma.

Looking at this girl who is only fifteen or sixteen years old, marrying so early, the destruction of women in ancient times is too great, and she is not a minor at all.

Her mother-in-law is also so young, placed on the earth, a woman in her early thirties, it is the time for women to bring their maturity and beauty to the extreme.

There are many women on the earth who are married under thirty, even in ancient times, women of this age are also half-aged, and the charm still exists.

Such a woman, worthy of me, does not lose. Okay, it's decided, first get the mother-in-law, and then follow the vine to touch the melon, and even the daughter-in-law here will be abducted together. ”

Suddenly, I felt that my thoughts were a little dirty, so I quickly changed my words and said in my heart: "You all have to beat me, so I'll cut the two of you first." ”