Chapter 583: Dog Meat Buns
The moment Liu Shenxiang saw Zhu Bajie, he had already thought of letting Zhu Bajie deal with the roaring dogs, and they happened to hide behind the scenes and sit on the mountain to watch the tiger fight.
Originally, he was still very unconfident about Zhu Bajie in his heart, after all, Zhu Bajie didn't seem to be a strong man, but through what Zhu Bajie said just now, he now expects Zhu Bajie to teach the Roaring Sky Dog a lesson.
After all, the Jade Emperor is the head of the Three Realms, if he doesn't have any real skills under his hands, how can Zhu Bajie dare to say such a thing, even if it is exaggerated, but it is extremely limited, it can't be casual nonsense, there is no basis at all.
Otherwise, if this matter is really discovered by the Jade Emperor, then at that time, how will Zhu Bajie be self-explanatory, wouldn't he be asking for hardship.
Therefore, Liu Shenxiang is now looking forward to the roaring dog coming to this so-called Jingtan Temple sooner, and then the two of them will just fight.
And he is now looking for famous teachers everywhere, so that he can learn some real skills, if Zhu Bajie really has the ability, then he doesn't mind worshipping under Zhu Bajie's door like this, so this is a great opportunity.
Liu Shenxiang figured out the trick of this, and immediately said: "Master, you don't know about this, although you are not afraid of heaven and earth, but the so-called open guns are easy to dodge, and hidden arrows are difficult to prevent, and the people who want to smash the temple dare not come to deal with you, so he has to come with you to secretly, you think, if we don't come to inform you this time, then don't you know that someone came to smash the temple, then the other party smashed your temple, and then took the opportunity to slip away, then you don't know anything!" ”
Seeing that Liu Shenxiang's words had fallen, the eighth prince immediately decided to add a fire, and said: "Yes, the temple will also be smashed at that time, and you can't find anyone yet, then your loss will be great!" ”
"There's some truth to that." Zhu Bajie saw Liu Agarwood and the Eighth Prince say this, so he deliberately opened his mouth to let Liu Agarwood and the Eighth Prince hear what he said.
However, Zhu Bajie didn't think so in his heart, good boy, you two still want to blind my old pig, and don't look at who my old pig is, just you sing and harmonize, really my old pig is a fool, can't you see the cat in it at all!
However, since you said so, then my old pig will see what the hell you two are doing, anyway, I also suffer, if someone really smashes the temple, then I can also stop it in time, if not, but these two boys fool me, then then see how I clean you up, when the time comes, my old pig will not forgive you so easily.
Zhu Bajie lowered his head, there were thousands of thoughts in his heart, and he thought about this matter clearly in an instant, and he was very clear about this matter all of a sudden.
And Liu Shenxiang and the Eighth Prince were also peeking at each other at this time, snickering a few times from time to time, for fear that Zhu Bajie would find out the abnormality.
The two of them saw Zhu Bajie bowing his head and thinking, coupled with what Zhu Bajie just said, it was already understood, at this moment, Zhu Bajie in front of him had already fallen into the pit they dug, and the two of them were naturally secretly proud.
Zhu Bajie and Liu Shenxiang, the eighth prince had their own thoughts at that time, each with his own little abacus, and his heart was playing his own little Jiujiu.
At that moment, Zhu Bajie just raised his head and smiled at Liu Shenxiang and the eighth prince.
Liu Shenxiang and the eighth prince saw Zhu Bajie laughing, and thought that Zhu Bajie had discovered something abnormal, in order to hide their true purpose, they also hurriedly laughed with Zhu Bajie.
For a while, Liu Shenxiang, the Eighth Prince, and Zhu Bajie all laughed stupidly, and no one knew what they were thinking when they were laughing.
Then, Zhu Bajie just opened his mouth and said: "Since you all said so, then my old pig will believe you once, but our ugly words can be said in front, if it is really as the two of you said, someone will soon come to smash my temple, then my old pig and your grievances will be written off, but if no one comes to smash the temple, you are purely here to entertain my old pig, then we will settle the new account and the old account together!" ”
Liu Shenxiang saw Zhu Bajie say this, knowing that Zhu Bajie was already on the bait, as for whether the roaring dog would come to smash the temple, it depended on his arrangement.
Thinking of this, Liu Shenxiang immediately took Zhu Bajie's words, and said: "Okay, no problem, then we can make a decision!" ”
"No problem!" Zhu Bajie also replied with a smile.
In this way, Liu Shenxiang and the three of them hid in the Jingtan Temple as they wished, Zhu Bajie temporarily arranged a place for the three of them, so that they could rest temporarily, and Zhu Bajie himself went to sleep in one place, so he didn't have so much time to sit in the hall and wait.
And Liu Agarwood is what they want, this is the effect, they originally wanted to take Zhu Bajie first, and then arrange everything in the hall, in that case, their plan, that is, it can succeed.
But now it's okay, Zhu Bajie took the initiative to leave, hid aside and went to sleep, then this is to give them a better opportunity to implement, otherwise, if Zhu Bajie is present, they are really not good at arranging everything, that is, there is no way to completely let go.
Qiu Mingyang, who was hiding in the shadows, saw what Liu Shenxiang and the others were doing, and began to silently pray for the roaring dog that would come soon.
The roaring dog met the protagonist Liu Agarwood, which is really eight lifetimes of mold, except for being deceived and being played with, then there will definitely be no other ending.
It's like the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf, it's even more speechless, every time the sheep can escape, every time they can be played by the Pleasant Goat, and there is really no one.
This routine is too deep, it is difficult for people to accept for a while, and it is quite speechless, some incredible things, no matter how brainless and incomprehensible, what happens to the protagonist, everything becomes reasonable.
Qiu Mingyang is very aware of this, mainly influenced by Shui Lanxing's various routines and various routine film and television dramas, the protagonist can't die no matter what, and after encountering a crisis, he will always calmly resolve it, not only that, but also improve their strength, the villain is completely the whetstone of the protagonist, and let the protagonist grow up step by step.
Therefore, every time Qiu Mingyang arrives in a world, he is easy to dare not move the protagonist of the world, but the routine is too deep, it is easy to pull him in, making it difficult for him to come out.
One step film and television drama, in one book, the protagonist must be bad luck and good luck, as if he is the unbeatable Xiaoqiang, born with a hard life.
No matter what you do, the protagonist will always encounter all kinds of nobles to help, or the villain will have a convulsion, so that the protagonist will be killed, such a situation, in this kind of film and television drama, it is not uncommon, and it is basically a general routine.
If he didn't have to deal with the protagonist, Qiu Mingyang didn't want to deal with the protagonist, mainly because it was difficult to deal with, and it was prone to a lot of mistakes.
Of course, Qiu Mingyang also knows that the protagonist is not invincible, nor is he unkillable, but the protagonist is generally unlucky, so he can avoid a lot of risks, and it is easy to get more opportunities than others.
However, if there is really any great power that is determined to kill the protagonist, then the protagonist may not necessarily be able to escape, as for the so-called Heavenly Dao punishment, it does not exist at all, it is just a random rumor, and the Heavenly Dao will not meddle in a world for the sake of a mere character.
If the protagonist of one side of the world dies, then this side of the world will naturally evolve automatically, so as to continue to survive, and there will be no collapse at all.
It's just that the appearance of the protagonist often brings the brainlessness of the villain and the pursuit of supporting roles, which is basically the commonality of all protagonists.
Liu Shenxiang, the protagonist of this world, is the same, you must know that in the original plot, the Bull Demon King didn't even dare to kill the Hundred Flowers Fairy, he was really a timid mouse.
However, it is such a character, at the instigation of the protagonist Liu Agarwood, who actually followed the protagonist Liu Agarwood to do a big thing of rebelling against Heaven, which is really quite abnormal, it is simply incredible.
I have to say that the Bull Demon King is in front of Liu Shenxiang, it is completely a brainless existence, he believes everything Liu Shenxiang says, and he does it.
The protagonist's luck is so rebellious, and it is so powerful, so Qiu Mingyang is quite helpless, so if he doesn't have to make a move, he doesn't want to be the enemy of the protagonist of a world, and he doesn't want to walk on the opposite side of them, but if he has to become an enemy, then he will definitely start cleanly, and he will never leave anything behind, even if the protagonist is difficult to kill, then he has to do his best to kill.
Next, Qiu Mingyang continued to hide in the dark, watching Liu Shenxiang and a few people making fun there, he was also watching silently, thinking that the roaring dog would not be happy next.
Liu Agarwood in his stomach, that whole person's ability, that is really a lot, after all, since he was a child, that is, he doesn't like to read, always likes to play with others, that ghost ideas are naturally a lot, and now these ghost ideas are also played by him that is incisive.
A few of them were really ruthless, and they even went to prepare some meat buns, and planned to put them in the hall and wait for the roaring dog to come.
Although these meat buns are for the roaring dogs, this meat is not ordinary meat, but half of it is mutton, half of it is dog meat, and the most disgusting thing is that all of these meat buns are soaked with stool, which is really unbearable.
Although there is a good saying, a dog can't change eating, but that roaring dog has already cultivated into a heavenly immortal, and now how can he be willing to eat.
Soon, Liu Shenxiang and the others arranged the scene, and more than a dozen large meat buns were placed on the table in the hall, with mutton buns on the top layer and dog meat buns on the lower layer.
Subsequently, Liu Shenxiang, the eighth prince and Lilac and the three of them hid behind the Buddha statue on the side, just waiting for the arrival of the roaring dog, the nose of the roaring dog is a special miracle, they know that the roaring dog will come soon.
After all, they delayed some worlds in response to Zhu Bajie, and went to prepare meat buns, which wasted some time, and with this time, the roaring dog should also be chasing after him.
At this time, Lilac asked a question that she had been unable to figure out, she pulled the arm of the eighth prince, and wondered: "Hey, when preparing the big meat buns, how did you soak all these buns with poop, it's really disgusting!" ”
Lilac said this, and pinched her nose with her hand, and her face also showed an ugly expression, she really couldn't stand the smell anymore, and she already wanted to vomit.
Seeing that Lilac asked such a question that had no level, the eighth prince turned his head to look at her, and then explained: "That roaring dog was originally a dog, don't forget the saying, a dog can't change eating, hehehehehe......"
"Ah......" Lilac listened to the eighth prince's explanation, and was really quite speechless.
Lilac she never thought that these big meat buns with stool were actually meant to be eaten by the roaring dog, and when she thought of eating, Lilac wanted to vomit even more, and immediately retched a few times.
Liu Shenxiang saw Lilac's posture, it was really a little unbearable, but just like that, he couldn't stand it, following them by his side, it was really just a hindrance, and his face inevitably showed an expression of impatience with Lilac.
When the eighth prince saw Lilac's retching state, he quickly moved his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and while patting his shoulder, he said: "Hey, hey, if you can't do it, then you can hide first, wait a while, the roaring dog will come, don't give the whole stuffing at that time!" ”
Lilac saw that the eighth prince said that he couldn't do it, and she was a little angry in her heart, isn't Miss Ben just a little disgusting, what's this, who is the same as you pumping men, all of them are like, stinky and hot.
When Lilac thought about it, she felt a lot better in her heart, so she stopped retching, and stopped.
At that moment, Lilac just opened his mouth and said: "Hmph, you stinky men, that's how stinky you are!" ”
"Hey, you're saying this as if you're not a man, but I see that you have fine skin and tender meat, and you really look like a woman, you can't really be a woman dressed as a man!" When the eighth prince heard Lilac say this, he immediately began to retort, and his tone was full of ridicule.
Lilac heard the eighth prince say what was on her mind, and she realized that she had just leaked her words, so she naturally couldn't admit that she was a woman disguised as a man, otherwise, she would have a lot of concerns.
She was immediately ready to answer, but she was not to be outdone, and said: "Then I think you are also white and pure, you won't be a hypocrite!" ”
When Lilac said this, there was still banter in her eyes, so she looked at the eighth prince with oblique eyes!