Chapter 599: Respectful Son-in-law
Remember [Love Network] in one second to provide you with wonderful reading.
Xiao Yi continued to be confused.
Black dog blood?
Cockscomb blood?
Hell, who can tell him what's going on?
He felt that he had entered a strange world, and the scene he had imagined before, except for Yan Yuntong's embarrassment, everything was beyond his expectations.
I'm afraid that even Yan Yunge didn't expect that what greeted him was not a leather whip, but black dog blood and chicken comb blood.
It made him really embarrassed, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
The son-in-law dared to ask, is this blood the rules of the Hou Mansion? Before the son-in-law went out, he had never heard Yun Ge mention this matter, so he had some questions. ”
Yan Yuntong on the side was hey, hey, his face was serious, but he was actually snickering.
The guards were all expressionless, looking serious and serious.
Present, only Yan Shouzhan laughed loudly.
He said loudly: "Of course the Yan family doesn't have this rule. ”
Xiao Yi looked tired.
Look down and look at the specks of black dog blood on your body.
Look up, and look at the cockscomb blood in the guard's hand.
What's more, what kind of strange treatment is this?
Yan Shouzhan said earnestly, "Ben Hou knows, you must have a lot of questions in your heart. For example, what is the black dog blood used for, and why do you want to put cockscomb blood on your body? Could it be that he is teasing you? Ben Hou is here, and I can solemnly tell you that this matter is by no means a joke, but a very serious matter.
Ben Hou also hopes that you will take it seriously, complete the necessary steps first, and then think carefully about why you have come to this point. ”
Xiao Yi took a deep breath and said respectfully: "What does the father-in-law want the son-in-law to do, the son-in-law will comply." ”
Yan Shouzhan was greatly satisfied, laughed, patted the other party's shoulder, and said loudly: "He is worthy of being the virtuous son-in-law of Benhou." Come, let's put the blood on the cockscomb first. After that, pour the wine, mix it with the rooster's comb blood, and drink it together. ”
I'm so tired that I still have to drink it.
"Don't move!" Yan Shouzhan scolded, "Ben Hou told you that you must be serious and not slack. This is a matter of your fortune, and even more of a matter of the safety of Benhou, how can you be careless. ”
When was the rooster comb blood involved in the safety of the Marquis of Guangning?
Xiao Yat is honest and at the mercy of others.
If the person opposite was not his father-in-law, according to his temper, he would have turned his face eight hundred years earlier.
Really......
The father-in-law and son-in-law are born to deal with each other, and they don't like each other.
After finishing all the procedures and drinking the cockscomb blood, Xiao Yi was finally invited into the Little Flower Hall with a bloody smell.
Speaking from his own family, he is not so particular, and the atmosphere of the small flower hall is good.
The servant served the tea, and then withdrew.
Yan Shouzhan asked Mr. Du directly, "Mr. take a closer look at Ben Hou's son-in-law, how do you look at his face?" ”
Mr. Du said the scene, "Childe's face is naturally excellent, and he was born rich and noble. ”
Yan Shouzhan sneered, "If you were born rich, why are you so embarrassed this time?" unexpectedly fell into the hands of Liu Zhang, and almost lost his head. All the way north, it can be said that he fled all the way to the territory of Benhou. Oops, Ben Hou is in a complicated mood. ”
With that, he reached out and touched the top of his head with sparse hair.
Fortunately, the hair loss in the past two years has not been so bad, and he is still a beautiful uncle.
Mr. Du put down the teacup, "It is also luck for the son to turn evil into good fortune." Hou Ye should be happy, why sigh? ”
"Can Ben Hou not sigh? Virtuous son-in-law, have you ever wondered why you have suffered more than others over the years since you were a child? ”
Yan Shouzhan spoke earnestly, like a kind old man.
Yan Yuntong watched the whole play, didn't say a word, and didn't even make a noise.
Sure enough, he is a qualified melon-eating crowd.
Yat Siu: "......"
If the father-in-law does not play according to the cards, then he can only overturn the various plans he had conceived before, cheer up and start to deal with it.
He coughed lightly, "Back to my father-in-law, my son-in-law once thought about a similar problem. After thinking about it, there was never an answer, and in the end it was blamed on fate. ”
"Exactly!"
Yan Shouzhan patted his thigh, looking extremely excited.
"Virtuous son-in-law, you are right, these are fates! As the saying goes, sometimes there must be in life, and there is nothing to force in life. Over the years, with these confusions, have you tried to find someone to calculate for you? For example, look at the face and measure the eight characters? ”
Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, and said solemnly: "I have never seen the face, nor have I measured the eight characters." The son-in-law thinks that none of this is credible. ”
"The problem is that you can't be trusted, so you lack a sense of awe. God wants to punish you, punish you for not being respectful enough. ”
Yan Shouzhan looked like an insider, and directly came to a conclusion.
Yat Siu: "......"
He didn't know what other expressions he could make except for being stunned.
Why did you get involved with God again, can you stop jumping so much?
Is it a meeting between Weng and his son-in-law today, or is it a god operator fooling the guests.
Could it be ......
Yan Yunge's big flicker, inherited from his father-in-law, Yan Shouzhan?
Xiao Yi was immediately impressed, if his father-in-law really had the ability to fool with this hand, it would be terrible. It's not like they've been guarding such a little territory all these years and haven't expanded.
Or is he overthinking?
Well......
He did think too much.
Yan Shouzhan said loudly: "The virtuous son-in-law might as well think carefully about the experience over the years, is it particularly unlucky, and it is all bad luck to go there." None of it went smoothly. You always have to put in several times more energy than others to accomplish the same thing. Is Ben Hou right? ”
Yat Siu: "......"
Can he say that his father-in-law is not right?
Of course not!
He's not a mallet.
He coughed lightly and respectfully, "My father-in-law is really insightful, and I can see through the difficulties of my son-in-law over the years. It's not easy. ”
"But ......"
Yan Shouzhan raised his voice suddenly, shaking everyone in the Little Flower Hall.
Mr. Du was even more frightened and almost tore off a beard.
His precious beard has finally grown a beautiful beard, and there must be no surprise.
"But since you and my family Yunge got married, has your fortune been very prosperous, and everything is going well. Have you ever secretly thought in your heart that your life will be rewritten, and your fortune will become more and more prosperous? As a result, you sent the Liu family on behalf of the imperial court, and you were beaten back to its original form in one day. It can be seen that you are a person who is born with a moldy god, and you are unlucky wherever you go. ”
Xiao Yi pointed at himself, possessed by a moldy god?
Yan Shouzhan nodded heavily, "Yours is indeed possessed by the Moldy God." Otherwise, how can you explain what happened to you over the years? It's my family's Yunge fortune that is too prosperous, and if you are with her, she will always be prosperous with you. You are a little away from her, and without her to take care of you, bad luck will find you again. For example, this mission to the Liu family is the embodiment of your moldy operation. ”
When he said this, his expression was serious and extremely serious.
It seems like that's the case.
Xiao Yi opened his mouth and stammered, and finally found his voice, "What my father-in-law means is that the reason why my son-in-law has all kinds of troubles before is because I am not lucky, and it can even be said that I am haunted by bad luck. ”
Yan Shouzhan nodded heavily, "That's right!" Think about it yourself, if you hadn't married my family Yunge, what would your life trajectory be like? Are you still alive now? ”
Xiao Yi looked confused and had nothing to say.
He didn't dare to pack a ticket and say that he would live.
Maybe when the city of the capital is broken, he has already coexisted and died with the capital, and his bones are buried under the walls of the capital.
It is also possible that he escaped and found another place.
Of course......
It shouldn't be as smooth as it is now.
He shook his head, "How did my father-in-law come up with such an idea?" ”
Yan Shouzhan snorted coldly, "Of course, it's because you have an accident wherever you go, and you are unlucky wherever you go." Unlike my Yunge, where you go, you prosper. In the past, Fugui Villa and now Pingyang County have confirmed how prosperous Yunge's fortune is. You are simply the light of the cloud song. ”
"What my father-in-law said is that my son-in-law has indeed been stained over the years. It's just that this is not enough to prove that the son-in-law is unlucky, and the mildew god is possessed. ”
"Do you know that Yun Ge wrote a letter to Ben Hou, asking Ben Hou to take care of you, and it is best to teach you a lesson."
Xiao Yi looked embarrassed and couldn't cry or laugh, "I know about this, she mentioned it in the letter to me." ”
Yan Shouzhan asked sharply, "When we meet today, have you ever thought about why Ben Hou didn't take care of you?" You must know that Benhou's whip is never idle on weekdays. If he had been Yan Yuntong, Ben Hou's whip would have been swung out long ago, whipping him all over the ground to find teeth. ”
Yan Yuntong on the side, looking at the sky, directly rolled his eyes.
Xiao Yi looked at Yan Yuntong, sympathetic!
The second brother-in-law is not living an easy life!
You are the son of the world, and you have to be whipped with a leather whip at both ends in three days, which is too difficult!
Of course, in addition to emotion, he did not forget to get down to business.
"Thanks to my father-in-law's forgiveness, my son-in-law is grateful!"
He is still very well-behaved, determined to be a qualified son-in-law and make his father-in-law happy.
However......
married someone else's precious daughter, and the father-in-law will never be happy.
The old man, Yan Shouzhan, made a face and snorted coldly, "The reason why I didn't take care of you according to the plan is because you are a person with bad luck, and Ben Hou is worried that if you move the whip, your bad luck will affect Ben Hou's fortune." Therefore, Ben Hou first greeted you with black dog blood and chicken comb blood to restrain your bad luck. ”
I see!
went around and around, talking nonsense for a long time, and because of this reason, he suffered a meal of black dog blood and drank half a bowl of chicken comb blood.
It will also feel a little uncomfortable.
Xiao Yi smiled awkwardly, not knowing what expression to make.
Fortune is the same, if you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will not have it.
It is obvious that the father-in-law, Yan Shouzhan, is convinced of fortune.
And, in some ways, there seems to be some truth to it.
Could it be that he is really possessed by a moldy god?
It was really Yan Yunge who restrained his bad luck.
Once he was too far away from Yan Yunge, bad luck began to work?
Is there any god?
He asked solemnly: "I don't know which master my father-in-law has to guide me, and he can see through the details of the little son-in-law?" ”
He had to find out who said he was possessed by a god and beat him to death. Mobile phone users please browse and read, and a better reading experience comes from Aiwang.