Chapter 078 [Your name is Nima's uncle!] 】
At about three o'clock in the morning, He Xiaotian woke up, and he was awakened by urine.
When I opened my eyes, I saw Zhou Yun holding a tablet vigil in a daze.
When he got out of bed, he alarmed her.
When he saw that it was He Xiaotian, Zhou Yun breathed a sigh of relief.
He staggered up and walked over, and found that a development talent show was playing on it.
The little brothers in it are handsome and not like words.
No wonder this girl is so fascinated.
Even strange people need to live and relax.
"Do you know where the toilet is?"
There was a lazy voice in it, and it seemed that he hadn't woken up yet.
In a small inn like this 10-year-old hotel, you really can't expect the owner to arrange a bathroom for you in the room.
He Xiaotian asked and suddenly found that there was no Lei Yang in the room.
It was Captain Su and Zhao Lei who slept profusely.
"Huh! Captain Ray hasn't come back yet? ”
"No, when I went to the toilet before, I found that he was still talking to the boss." Zhou Yun shook his head, and continued: "The toilet is on the first floor, the innermost part of the corridor. ”
"Okay, thanks."
The voice fell, and He Xiaotian pushed the door out.
As soon as he turned around and was about to go downstairs, he heard a thumping sound from the innermost part of the second floor, like a basketball hitting the wall.
But any normal person will turn around curiously and look back to see what the sound is.
It's a pity that He Xiaotian is obviously not a normal person.
In addition, he is still surrounded by sleepiness, so it is the king to hurry up and go to the toilet and then come back to sleep.
He ignored it and continued to turn left.
Then the sound of the bang stopped abruptly.
It seems that because he didn't expect He Xiaotian's reaction to be as if he hadn't heard it.
"Uncle ......"
At the top of the stairs, a little boy with his head bowed suddenly appeared.
Before he finished speaking, He Xiaotian sighed and stretched out his hand to push him away.
"Go away, uncle, am I that old? Don't get in my way to the toilet, you're delaying for a while, you're going to wash my pants tomorrow morning? ”
“???” The little boy stood in a daze, at a loss.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?
So, he stood still and watched He Xiaotian go downstairs to solve the problem of personal hygiene.
When the two-meter-tall figure disappeared from the boy's sight.
The face with its head down to the floor became angry and vicious for a moment.
I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost!
kept roaring in his heart, and he couldn't wait to rush down and eat He Xiaotian who dared to ignore him.
When I went downstairs, I saw Lei Yang who was talking and laughing with the boss.
In front of the two, there was a plate of peanuts and two bottles of two-pot heads.
I think it's a good chat.
Ignoring the two of them, he walked straight to the deepest part of the first floor.
As a matter of priority, put a soak of urine first.
Wait, there seems to be a kid on the second floor?
While recalling the scene just now, he reached out and opened the toilet door.
"Uncle ......"
Once again, the little boy appeared in front of him.
"You wait a while and call me, let me go to the toilet first." He Xiaotian stretched out his hand and pressed him into the wall with one palm. Yes, that's right. Forced him in.
The cement inlaid porcelain tiles were crushed by the great force.
“?!”
What the hell am I ......
The little boy was completely arranged by He Xiaotian clearly and obediently.
If you don't play cards according to the routine at all, you won't be allowed to finish your words.
The sound of urine sounded, and the boy looked at the unknown hunk who was pressing him with his left hand and holding the big bird draining with his right hand, and his eyes were about to burst into flames.
"Brush!"
The figure flickered and disappeared directly.
"Huh? It's really an evil thing, but why didn't Captain Ray find out? ”
After releasing the miscellaneous water, He Xiaotian felt comfortable.
If he hadn't promised Lei Yang and them, he wouldn't have acted recklessly, and he would have taken out a hammer and smashed the boy up.
Of course, if he didn't think that this little guy was just an unpopular commodity who didn't provide much experience points, and it wasn't worth it to alarm the mirror spirits hidden in the shadows, he wouldn't have been so kind.
Fastened his belt, walked out of the toilet, and looked at the two people who were clinking glasses, He Xiaotian's face hurt.
Is it really good for you to drink like this during a mission?
Pedal Pedal ......
"Uncle ......"
The little boy reappeared, this time holding his bleeding head in a gloomy voice.
He Xiaotian sighed, squatted down parallel to him, and looked into his eyes.
"Little friend, how many times has my brother said that he can't call me uncle. Come on, let my brother show you a big baby! ”
As soon as the words fell, a hammer weighing more than 300 pounds and a length of one person suddenly appeared in his hand.
Later, in the boy's stunned expression, He Xiaotian burned violently with cyan flames all over his body, and smashed him down in a daze.
"Boom!!"
The entire two-story western-style building shook with it.
The sturdy concrete and reinforced floor exploded on board.
【Ding! Kill the non-flowing white geist and gain 100 experience points. 】
He Xiaotian covered his face with his left hand and cursed.
"I knew it."
The boy provoked him three times and twice, and there was really no reason not to send him to heaven.
As the saying goes, you can do it again and again, but you can't do it again and again.
Since you want to die, the uncle will fulfill you.
Mader!
Let's go to hell and call my uncle!!
"Bang!"
The door in the room on the second floor opened, and the three captains surnamed Su rushed out.
"What's going on?!"
Lei Yang and the boss also put down their wine glasses and appeared at the staircase.
"It's nothing, it's a bear child."
It's easy to say, too.
What is there to show off about an evil cult worth only a hundred experience points?
Speaking of which, he is still ashamed!
"Grandson, my grandson!"
The innkeeper rushed over, looked at the beaten floor, and cried a heartache.
The breath of his own grandson is not left at all.
It can be seen that he was beaten to the point that his soul was scattered, and he would never be reborn.
"So he's your grandson? Old man, it's not me talking about you. How was this child educated? When you meet me, you call uncle, am I that old? He Xiaotian carried the hammer and said with a sad face.
Of course, you can't see it.
"You wait for me, you all have to die tonight, don't even think about getting out of Zhoujia Village." The old man raised his head and said with red eyes and hatred.
The words fell, and the whole person flexibly burrowed into the pit and entered the room downstairs.
"Want to run?"
He Xiaotian was immediately unhappy, pretending to be forced, leaving behind the cruel words, and you left.
Have you asked me if I have a hammer in my hand?
As soon as he stomped his right foot, 10,000 catties of strength poured out, and the floor was broken in an instant, and his body fell.
The old man had already opened the door at this time, and rushed towards the door of the inn with great speed, not at all like an old man in his old age, but like an agile ape.
He Xiaotian bent his legs, as if turning into a brute bull, smashed the wall headlong, and followed with a bang.
"Come, come, come! Let Uncle Ben smash you first, and after smashing it, I won't die, so I will talk about why you say that I can't get out of Zhoujia Village. ”