On this day, Pan Xiaohua took Shangguan Weilai out hunting again.

But for some reason, Huo Wen and Su Yi hugged their arms and quietly followed behind the two.

"Wen, will they be a little bit if we secretly follow Xiaohua like this..."

"How so, we're giving them an assist! Later, watch mine. ”

Huo Wen said as he took out an evolved cockroach.

"Look at this, Southern cockroaches! Not only is it big, but it can also fly! ”

"Use this to scare, the little girl will go to Xiaohua, and then he will take the opportunity to comfort the little girl, won't this favorability be brushed up!"

But Su Yi's face seemed to be a little worried, and she asked again, "What if I get bitten?" Anyway, Shangguan Weilai also helped us before and walked through the back door for us. ”

Huo Wen smiled and said, "That's why I need you."

"Oh-oh-oh, I see."

Su Yi was stunned for a moment, and then she understood what Huo Wen meant, and she took the cockroach in Huo Wen's hand.

"Go, Pikachu!"

With Huo Wen's soft drink, Su Yi threw the cockroach in his hand!

The cockroach was controlled by Su Yi and flew towards Shangguan Weilai little by little.

The two people walking on the road did not speak, just walked quietly.

Suddenly, Shangguan Weilai felt something attached to his shoulder!

She turned her head and saw that it was a cockroach!

A cockroach the size of an adult's palm!

"Ah!!!!!!h

A high-decibel scream came out of her mouth, and at the same time, her body jerked to the ground!

And the cockroach still didn't give up on her shoulder!

What's even more terrifying is that this cockroach also began to fly in Shangguan Weilai's face!

"Help, ahh

Pan Xiaohua didn't know what to do, he was afraid of hurting Shangguan Weilai with his skills, and his leg was broken...

"Fight!"

Gritting his teeth, Pan Xiaohua thought of a solution!

His hand slapped blank on the back, and the force of the shock brought his body to the side of the glasses girl!

The cockroach looked at Pan Xiaohua who was approaching, vibrated its wings, and wanted to escape, but it was falling into Pan Xiaohua's arms!

"I want to run! I'm not going to burn you dead worm! ”

The flame in his hand flickered, and a fireball shot out of the flame.

"Bump!"

"Zi~"

Su Yi controlled the cockroach to be 'accidentally' shot by the fireball, and after a sizzling burning sound, the cockroach turned into patches of charred ash.

"It's scary 555555~"

Shangguan Wei, who was frightened by cockroaches, looked at Pan Xiaohua in front of him, and suddenly hugged the man in front of him!

"Okay, okay, it's okay, the insects have been driven away~"

Although Pan Xiaohua is a straight man, he still knows how to comfort girls at critical moments.

"I, I've never seen a cockroach this big in my life... It was trying to fly in my face... People are so scared..."

"Oh, didn't that cockroach be burned to death by me, don't be afraid, you see

The pile of ash is him. ”

Shangguan Weilai looked along Pan Xiaohua's finger and did see a pile of black burnt ash.

The burning smell did reach her nose, but she remembered the scene of the cockroach flying in her face just now, and couldn't help hugging Pan Xiaohua tighter.

"Xiaohua, I'm afraid... What if that cockroach had been smacked in my face? ”

"And what if my face is smeared and no one wants me?"

Pan Xiaohua, who screamed 'Xiaohua', was so excited for a while that he almost didn't change his stone on the spot.

"It's okay."

Pan Xiaohua also suddenly seemed to be enlightened, and held Shangguan Weilai's face with his hand.

The sunlight pierced through the trees that had grown wildly after the end of the world, and shone on the two of them in fragments.

The breeze also blew at this time, blowing the girl's long hair, making the girl more feminine.

At the same time, the atmosphere has become more ambiguous.

"Even if your face was painted just now, no one wants it, and I..."

"Eh, little brother, inquire about something, do you know where the young girl who killed Qiqi last time knows where he is now?"

“！”

A rugged male voice came from their side.

Of course, it was separated by two beasts.

Interrupted by this voice, Pan Xiaohua was embarrassed to continue to talk about this love story.

Shangguan Weilai also pushed Pan Xiaohua away with a blushing face, while Pan Xiaohua looked at the man with a resentful expression.

"Kill that young girl from Qiqi?"

"Ang, it's just a sword with a little sister like you."

As he spoke, the boy shook his hands with a look of fascination and said, "The way the young lady is holding a sword, she is so handsome~"

"Yes, and I also brought binoculars, and that young lady's face is also very good-looking!"

A boy with bruises on his face also said.

"It's a little small, it should only be b, but appearance is justice!"

A young man with a bruised face with a telescope around his neck said.

"! Even if this young lady is right A, I want it! ”

"Hehe, but now, you can't even want it."

“......”

Pan Xiaohua also had a plan in his heart, this should also be a surviving team, and he also saw Su Yi kill Qiqi that day.

That is, they may imagine that the main force against Qi Qi is Su Yi, and Huo Wen is Su Yi's strange beast...

"If you want to know, just go all the way from here, and then you will see a yellow-colored city, and go in."

"Oh, thank you, how do you alien beasts tame, we want to..."

"When you get to that city, you'll know!"

Pan Xiaohua was not angry with these guys who disturbed his own good deeds, so he waved his hand casually and sent these four guys away.

The four men also left in a huff.

It's just that the two boys with bruises on their faces said "Su Yi" on the way out

At that time, the wings were angels or some kind of beast pattern effect" fought...

At this point, Pan Xiaohua knew that these four must be Xuan-level characters.

"Poof, even they know you're b, hahahahaha~"

"And laugh, it proves that they are staring at my breasts! You're still laughing! ”

“！”

Su Yi's words woke up Huo Wen, the Asian vinegar king.

"No! These bunnies dare to stare at the girl's breasts and see how I fix them! ”

As he spoke, he incarnated into a co-ordination.

"Big brother, I suddenly have a little urgency to urinate and want to go to the toilet..."

"Eh, so am I."

"What a coincidence, I'm also in a hurry."

"Let's go and pee together, aren't those horror movies all acted, usually the first to die is to go out to the toilet..."

"Fuck off, say such an unlucky thing, hurry up and bah!"

"Phew!"

"Alright, let's go."

The four of them found a dark and empty corner, stood in a row, and began to take off their pants.

"Girl, the next thing may be a little inappropriate, wait until I go buy you an orange, you are here, don't move around."

"I'll eat two, and I'll give you the rest."

“？？？”

"Go ahead."

Huo Wen approached the four with a puzzled face, and secretly used his ability.

"Boss, why are you still splitting your pee?"

The third asked the eldest.

I saw that the thread that the boss peed out was split into two branches, which made the brothers who were standing in the same row with him laugh.

"I said boss, shouldn't you be thinking about that young lady in the middle of the night and comforting yourself and making yourself kidney-deficient."

Huo Wen looked at the man who said this, and divided his urine into four forks.

"! What's going on! ”

"Hahahaha, you're even more vain, you're so divided."

emmmm, how to say this scene, it's a bit heavy-mouthed, and it's also a little funny.

The four guys lined up to pee in a row was already very joyful, but now this is a bifurcation of urine, and tears are laughing and crying, and the water is out of the water together, that picture is so beautiful that I can't imagine it.

Huo Wen held back a smile and divided the next side, the youngest, and the boy who also laughed at Su Yi for being a B!

"You're a shower, awesome!"

Then, the only remaining second child who did not have a fork was also divided into sixteen forks.

The second, fourth, eighth, sixteenth, and four brothers looked at their brothers' forks and were stunned for a long time.

I didn't know how to put my brother away until I finished urinating.

Since then, the second child has also had a new nickname in the team, Sixteen Forks!

"Hahaha! You don't know, it's funny that they look at their own urine bifurcation! ”

Huo Wen and Su Yi hid on the roof of the building, while Huo Wen smiled while patting his thigh.

"Shhhh

"Cut, impossible, we this

It's more than 500 meters away from them, and he won't be able to spot us. ”

Su Yi looked up and looked at the four men running towards Huangchuan City.

"What? Concerned about those four guys? ”

Asian vinegar king Huo Wen went online again, he hugged Su Yi from behind, put his head on Su Yi's shoulder, and puffed out his cheeks and said.

"No, do you think you're going to leave a psychological shadow on them?"

"When you commanded the cockroach to pounce on Shangguan Weilai's face just now, you didn't think that she would leave a psychological shadow."

Su Yi chuckled a few times, and then began to try to divert the topic.

"By the way, what about the oranges you bought?"

“？？？”

Huo Wen was also a little confused, he touched his chin and said, "I'm just joking, just joking, there's no need to take it seriously."

"Alas~"

"What's wrong?"

"Actually, I'm playing with memes."

Su Yi winked at Huo Wen playfully and said.

"What stalk? Think I'm crisscrossing the major posts.,Why haven't you heard of this stalk? ”

"Think back to the must-read extracurricular books in junior high school."

"What?"

"Alas~"

Su Yi sighed, and then prompted again: "Camel Xiangzi."

"Oh, I see!"

Huo Wen suddenly slapped his thigh excitedly.

"It's what the old man said to the pony!"

"Who is the old man to be a pony?"

Su Yixiao said with a smile.

"Grandpa?"

"Huh!"

(End of this chapter) I want to talk with more like-minded people about "My Mountains and Seas are a little collapsed", WeChat attention "", talk about life, find a confidant~