Chapter 2: I'm Too Hard
His head was dizzy, and after opening his eyes again, Chaoxu found himself standing in a completely different place.
No, she's not actually standing now, she's ...... Lying down.
Pulling the shield on his eyes, he opened his eyes and looked at the mottled shadows of the trees above, as well as the twinkling stars in the sky, and smelled the damp and earthy air, and then realized that he seemed to have been buried in a pit.
…………
fuck!
What bastard is so lacking in virtue!
Stand up, shake twice, shake twice.
After shaking off the thick layer of dead leaves covering his body, Chaoxu glanced down at the blood hole on his chest that had not yet coagulated, and wrinkled his nose with a little disgust.
She understood that it was a murder scene, and it was a murder scene where the murderer was not professional at all.
can't even dig a hole, it's really shabby just laying leaves on the trees, and it doesn't deserve her grade at all.
Can't you change a crystal coffin?
It's not romantic.
Also, this year's killer qualifications are not good.
Haven't you even seen Detective Ke Lan? I can't even do the right way to destroy the corpse.
Wait, what's the right way to destroy a corpse?
She blinked twice in confusion, and after she couldn't think of what it was, she gave up thinking.
Slapping the wet clothes on his body, he paused sharply, then glanced at the sky, and muttered to himself as if his eyes were out of focus...... It's a lot, it seems like ......."
The hair ball that came with him wandered around for a long time because of the time and space tunnel, and almost didn't get planted.
After hearing the words of the order, its entire regiment instantly became alert and asked: [What does it seem? 】
Chao Xu glanced at it, his eyes were extremely serious, and the hair ball he saw couldn't help but become nervous.
Could it be its host or a cub with a secret?
In the expectation of Mao Tuan, Chaoxu pointed to the stars and said, "If others tell me that there are many stars, it seems that it will rain very easily the next day, should we go buy an umbrella first?"
In the end, she also added seriously: "I can't get drenched in the rain, otherwise irreversible consequences will occur." ”
Hairball:......
Fuck the irreparable consequences, it's wrong, it shouldn't have unrealistic expectations of its host.
But whoever lets it be the host it has signed with itself will also take it with him on his knees!
Silently clicking on the information board, Mao Tuan, who had already accepted his fate, looked at Chao Xu and said: [It shouldn't be so troublesome, in order to prevent the task from going wrong, I specially found the identity of a wealthy daughter for the host, as long as we can recognize our ancestors and return to our ancestors, we are sure to be able to eat and drink spicy food and walk sideways in this world! ] 】
Walking sideways with three words, it greatly aroused the interest of Chaoxu.
She doesn't care if she can eat and drink spicy food, but she likes to walk sideways.
It's best to see who is unhappy, you can beat whom, the kind that beats people half-through.
Don't ask why, just ask if she likes crabs.
With a goal in mind, she said excitedly: "Then what are you waiting for?" What about the map? Let's go! ”
Mao Tuan was silent again, and after being embarrassed for a long time, he scratched his fluffy head and said slowly: [That...... I seem to have forgotten to load the character map of this world.,I only know that the host of your name in this world seems to be Chao Four.,Why don't we ask them one by one? 】
Order: ......
She's wrong, as good as she is, she shouldn't have believed this stupid thing at all.
What to eat and drink spicy, the result is not to rely on your own efforts.
No, she's too hard.
Sighing, Chaoxu resigned himself to his feet, intending to go out from the grove and walk along a path.
But after walking in the grove for a long time, after encountering the same tree for the Nth time, Chaoxu finally realized that she was lost if she couldn't keep it.
Mao Tuan also realized this at the same time, and said in disbelief: [Host, are you an idiot? 】
Although he didn't know what Lu Idiot meant, Chao Xu nodded obediently.
Now the hair ball is really completely desperate.
It originally thought that it was enough waste to not pass the sense of direction test for N consecutive years, but I didn't expect it to be able to bind a young lady who is a road idiot!!
What the fuck is this bad luck!!
Speechless, Mao Tuan wiped the corners of his eyes with a small handkerchief, and proposed: [Otherwise, we should give up the struggle and go directly to apply for destruction. 】
Chao Xu coughed twice, and stretched out his hand to propose with a weak heart.
"I don't think we can go out mainly because there are more trees, maybe there are fewer trees and we can see the road clearly?"
The hairy ball dragged its cheeks, still desperately spread out, [but how can the tree become less for no reason? Isn't it possible that we have to uproot all the trees? Hehe, ......]
Before he could finish speaking, there was the sound of something breaking in his ears.
Chao Xu kicked the big tree next to him at will, and in the next second, the thick roots of the tree broke directly from the middle.
After blinking twice, Mao Tuan looked back and saw a row of neatly kicked trees lying behind them.
Who is it, where is it, and what is it going to do?
Because it couldn't withstand the violent reality blows, the hair ball crashed directly.
Chao Xu, who violently kicked the tree, didn't realize that he had done something shocking, and clapped his hands lightly, intending to find someone to ask for directions.
After taking a look at the surrounding environmental facilities, Chao Xuan estimated that eighty percent of the schools here were still on, and many lights were still on, so it should not be difficult to find a random student passing by.
Thinking so, Chao Xu cheered up and began to continue to go around in circles.
Maybe she was lucky, and before she had taken two steps, she ran into a passerby.
With a smile on his face, Chao Xu happily beckoned to him, "Hello, my name is Chaosi, do you know where my home is?" ”
"Who knows where your home is? Don't get in the way of Lao Tzu, don't ......"
The person who was bumped into by her glanced at her a little impatiently, and after looking at Qing Chaoxu's face, the words in his mouth suddenly stopped, and subconsciously smashed the mobile phone, and then ran forward with a rolling belt, crying and howling as he ran, "Ahh There are ghosts! ”
You're a ghost, and your whole family is a ghost!
Dissatisfied frowned, Chao Xu picked up the mobile phone that fell to the broken screen on the ground, wiped the screen, and found that it could still be used, so he simply searched for his name directly on it.
Originally, she didn't have much hope to search for it, but she never thought that the original owner of this body was actually quite famous.
As soon as she typed four directions, a string of related words automatically popped up, and she picked a point to enter.
Then I saw a flurry of news.
The most eye-catching thing is the one with red letters floating above.
#朝家大小姐朝四失踪四天, it is suspected that he is dead, and the imperial capital may be about to change hands! #
See the order of this news: ......
Damn, she just knew who she was, and her home was about to be gone, so she was still playing with a calf!