Chapter 307: You're Too Ugly
She added: "When your words make me unhappy, I can just beat you up and everything will be fine, so simple and effective, why should I listen to your words to find myself unhappy?" ”
Lin Yao: ...... I was speechless.
But he was right.
He dared to stare at Ning Zaozao angrily, staring, and looked aggrieved: "I just feel sorry for you, the nightlife that you are not fortunate to live in is not called nightlife at all, you are now at such a good age, you need to be watered and moisturized in order to bloom undefeated." ”
Ning had already gained knowledge, she had read countless meat articles, and it was the first time she had heard some dirty action jokes so sober.
She felt that Lin Yao was very suitable for writing flesh-colored essays, with this guy's life experience and this kind of serious and rich vocabulary of driving a yellow car, he was simply the kind of talent that was most needed in a harmonious society.
She looked at Lin Yao seriously: "You won't be able to get along in this circle in the future, come to me when you have no job and no money to make, and I will introduce you to a good job." ”
Lin Yao's eyes lit up: "What?" Do you want to take care of me? ”
"I don't want to take care of/support your mother." Ning Zaozao: "I'm not interested in your mother." ”
Lin Yao felt that he had a play, and he didn't pay attention to Ning Zaozao's ridicule, he looked at Ning Zaozao with a smile: "Actually, I don't have any money now, I can't find a dime from the poor body, and I still owe a fart/stock debt, and the performance fees I earn now are all directly drawn from the company's account to pay off the debt." ”
He was afraid that Ning would not believe it early, and took out his mobile phone: "The consumption records you look at are simply miserable." ”
"Sister early, good sister, you hurry up and wrap me up, it doesn't matter how much money you have, as long as you care about me eating and sleeping, my life is really miserable now, as long as you are willing to send a little kindness to accept me, no matter what position you want, I will fully cooperate without complaints."
Ning Zaozao: "You're too ugly, I won't like you like this, I said that introducing work is really work, you don't want to play so much." ”
Lin Yao pointed to his face, opened his mouth, and couldn't speak.
He turned his head and looked in the mirror: "Just like me, a beautiful man like me, you, how can you call me ugly?" If you touch your breast, won't your conscience hurt? ”
"Forget it." He said sadly: "You don't need to touch it, such a big breast, it is quite difficult to find a conscience." ”
Ning was too lazy to take care of him early.
This guy didn't have a serious word coming out of his mouth.
She nibbled on the pig's trotters, wiped her hands, and ate all the lotus root and kelp, and then drank some soup.
Then carry the thermos pot to wash.
Lin Yao was heartbroken: "You ate the meat, you can keep the soup for me to drink, I don't dislike what you have drunk, don't you think it's very bad to pour it like this?" Can't you have pity on me? ”
Ning Zaozao: "Seeing that you are unhappy, I think it is quite interesting." ”
Lin Yao complained: "You have an S tendency, this is a disease, you have to be treated, I have a home remedies." ”
Ning glanced at him early: "Why bother." ”
She said: "I don't like you, I didn't like you before, I don't like you now, and it won't be possible in the future, it's better for you to waste time with me to memorize your lines." ”
Lin Yao's lines are weak, and he has been criticized by the director many times.
Lin Yao: "Are you talking to me on the lines?" ”