Fourteen strange old men

"Bump!" Li Han's head was beaten hard,

Immediately swollen a big bag, he covered his head in pain, and looked at Cheng Shuai angrily and helplessly.

"Don't speak ill of Lao Tzu behind his back! Lao Tzu is a tailwind! ”

"Bump" this time Cheng Shuai's head was severely rewarded, judging from Cheng Shuai's painful expression, he was more painful than Li Han.

"! Who is it! Cheng Shuai turned his head angrily, his face immediately turned from anger to fear, only to see an old man over sixty years old, but with a strong body, looking at him with a dark face.

"You bastard! If you don't come back for a few years, you will scold me as soon as you come back! ”

"(Could this old man also be a good ear) Master! - I want to kill you! (Damn, for Lao Tzu's safety, Lao Tzu endured it)" Cheng Shuai hugged the old man pretendically, and said sensual words with tears in his eyes.

The old man pushed Cheng Shuai away and patted the clothes all over his body, as if he had touched something unclean, Liu Min hurriedly supported Cheng Shuai and looked at the old man with a slightly reproachful look.

"Master, you are really, senior brother rarely comes back ......"

Li Han shouted on the side that he had played well, and the old man moved his gaze to this gloating child, looked at it coldly, and then asked expressionlessly:

"Who are you? I can't be an outsider here! Coming to learn martial arts or playing on the field? ”

Li Han was about to answer, but found that he couldn't make a sound, and at the same time, he seemed to be pressed by a thousand catties on his body, completely out of breath, and suddenly a thought flashed in his mind: This is the internal strength that Cheng Shuai mentioned! When he was about to suffocate, he suddenly felt loosened, his body was much lighter, and when he looked back, it turned out that Liu Min was losing for himself! Cheng Shuai hurriedly stepped forward to coax the master, but was kicked.

"What are you doing with a kid who doesn't know martial arts to come to me?" The old man glared at Cheng Shuai and asked.

"I, I came up to verify one thing......

"Min, go inside! It's cold here - handsome, you too, what kind of fart to put in the house! That kid who doesn't know martial arts, you stay outside, outsiders are not welcome! After saying that, he went into the house by himself.

Li Han stood there aggrieved, feeling very uncomfortable, Liu Min comforted him like a big sister, and reluctantly followed into the house, Cheng Shuai took off his coat, threw it to Li Han, and walked into the house. After waiting for about half an hour, Cheng Shuai came out with half of his face swollen, and saw Li Han squatting on the ground alone, with tears in his eyes, and his hands were aimlessly gesturing on the ground, Cheng Shuai sighed, looked carefully left and right, and whispered:

"Lao Tzu has been with this perverted master for five years, what is your grievance! Get up! We went back! ”

Li Han muttered and stood up, patted the dirt on his body, and followed Cheng Shuai to leave.

"Senior brother, wait!" Liu Min chased him out and called Cheng Shuai.

"What's the matter? Minmin. Cheng Shuai's eyes became unusually gentle and looked at Liu Min, and Li Han fell goosebumps on the side.

"That, senior brother, Master said that I can go down the mountain in another year, and I will come to you then, okay?" Liu Min said shyly.

"Yes! I'll pick you up then. Cheng Shuai grabbed the coat that was originally draped on Li Han's body and gently draped it on Liu Min's body, "It's cold here, you better go into the house and take care of the master (lest that stinky old man get mad again) - you keep the coat and give it back to me when you go down the mountain." ”

"Yes!" Liu Min reluctantly walked into the house.

Li Han sighed on the side:

"After filming a martial arts film, I am now acting in a Qiong Yao drama! And don't look for a better actor! Alas—"

"Bumped" Li Han had another swollen bag on his head......

Fifteen Hagrid was attacked

(On the train) Cheng Shuai uncharacteristically kept looking out the window, silent. Li Han was really bored, so he quipped:

"Your master is indeed a little abnormal......"

"Damn! What does it mean to be abnormal? Cheng Shuai touched his red and swollen eyes, "It's just a pervert, when Lao Tzu went down the mountain, he gave me a bag, saying that it could save my life at a critical moment, and he also took all my belongings, saying that this is also a kind of exercise!" ”

"Didn't you refuse?"

"Lao Tzu is too long? Refuse? After going down the mountain, I was so hungry that I ate a bowl of noodles in a restaurant, and after eating, I found that I had no money. ...... As a result, Lao Tzu worked hard in that restaurant for a month! ”

Li Han was already laughing so much that he couldn't speak, and after laughing for a while, he came back to his senses and asked:

"That junior sister of yours is not bad! Seeing that you are so gentle with her, I see that you two have a play! When to get married? ”

"you! Less nonsense! Lao Tzu is bitter about her gentleness! ”

“...... I think so, too, with your idiot character, there can't be a gentle side, let's talk about it! What's with? ”

Cheng Shuai's eyes became complicated, and he said reluctantly:

"Back then, that stinky old man only allowed the two of us to go down the mountain alone, so he asked us to draw lots, and she was the one who caught the lot...... Because Lao Tzu really couldn't stand that perverted old man, he did something ......"

"Huh?!" Li Han sweated for a moment, "No wonder ......"

"Forget it, it's a big deal that I'll be nice to her after she comes down the mountain! But......" Cheng Shuai's face suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "She is actually not as gentle as you think, if she knows about it, I will be miserable!" - If you kid talk nonsense at that time, Lao Tzu will never let you go! ”

Li Han shuddered and nodded obediently.

"By the way, what did you spend more than a day walking so far to your master?"

"Look something up." Cheng Shuai's eyes suddenly felt a little sad.

"Did you find it?" Li Han continued to ask without noticing.

"Got it." The sadness in Cheng Shuai's eyes spread even deeper.

"What is it?"

Cheng Shuai didn't answer, turned his head out the window, quietly thought about his thoughts, and didn't speak again.

......

At about three o'clock in the middle of the night, the car arrived at the station, and as soon as the two arrived at the station, they were surrounded by several policemen, and they couldn't help but put the two in front of a police car, Cheng Shuai and Li Han shouted at the police to rob people, but no one paid attention to them, Cheng Shuai was forcibly sent to the police car and taken away, while Li Han and several policemen stayed in place.

"Uncle policeman, I was wronged! I am an absolute good citizen! is also preparing to run for the top ten honest and reliable young people (who broke it himself), absolutely law-abiding, you really caught the wrong person! Snow in July! August Flying Frost! Hail in September! October ......" Cheng Shuai screamed bitterly all the way, shouting injustice.

"! It's noisy! Cheng Shuai! What the hell are you screaming! A policeman in the front seat turned his head angrily and glared at Cheng Shuai.

"! Wu Wenfei! What are you doing with Lao Tzu! "This person is Cheng Shuai and Tang Peng's 'sworn friend' lazy policeman Wu Wenfei.

"Cut! Catch you? Waste of manpower and gasoline! Your client has been assaulted and hospitalized! We were just ordered to send you to the hospital to assist in the investigation, and I wanted the doctor to check your brain for you! ”

Cheng Shuai was taken aback and asked eagerly:

"What happened to Hagrid? Let's talk about it! Lao Tzu's IQ is definitely not the level of ordinary people! ”

“...... This is (lower than normal) ......" Wu Wenfei lazily handed Cheng Shuai a document, "This is the confession recorded by the housekeeper, you can see for yourself!" ”

Cheng Shuai opens the file:

"After the young master's birthday banquet (about eight o'clock in the evening), I accompanied the young master back to the room to rest, passing by the master's room, the young master said that he heard movement inside, because the master's room has been closed since the old master passed away, and the young master does not want people to disturb the master's room, so we are all very strange, the young master knocked on the door, there was no response inside, so the young master hurriedly opened the door with the key, who knows, as soon as the door was opened, I heard a gunshot, and then the young master fell to the ground, I hurriedly held the young master, but the murderer had broken the glass, Escaped from the window! The young master told me to hurry up! Afraid that the master's important things would be stolen, I hurriedly chased after them, but the people had already run away....."

"Eight o'clock? ...... Shortly after we left – what were the findings of the investigation at the scene? Cheng Shuai asked Wu Wenfei.

"The scene was turned to pieces, but nothing of value was lost, and the killer was obviously looking for something specific...... In addition, a pistol with the fingerprints of Wang Yu, president of the 'Yuhuan Group', was found at the scene - I heard that the 'Bill Group' and the 'Yuhuan Group' are competing for the endorsement of a new technology that can change the direction of the market, if which group wins this agency contract, then the other group is very likely to lose market competitiveness, and it is rumored that this contract has been obtained by Chandler, so we are investigating Wang Yu - some people say that he appeared at Hagrid's birthday party that day......"

Cheng Shuai thought for a while and said:

"What did that idiot Tang Peng say about this case?"

"Fuck you! Are you listening...... Wu Wenfei threw a letter to Cheng Shuai, "Tang Peng gave it to you, read it for yourself!" ”

Cheng Shuai opened the letter and saw that it read:

Fool Collects:

After reading it, hurry up to Tianhua Hospital!

Clues: Fine streaks (on the doorknob, chandelier), two bulky ashtrays on the table next to the pistol, a single large dumbbell, and Hagrid having a separate conversation with Joey in the hospital after his injury. (P.S.: I have solved this case, and the reason for telling it is so that Rory will not ask questions when you come)