Chapter 81: The Flower Thief
As soon as the old man said this, Xiao Laodao laughed, "What the old brother said is very true, none of my apprentices have become talents!" ”
As soon as my grandfather heard this, he turned his head away and looked at the scenery along the way, and the grandfather could hear that Xiao Laodao was laughing at him. Next, the topic of the old man and Xiao Laodao revolved around the "Dragon Slayer", and my grandfather listened to it on the side, which was extremely awkward.
The old man told Xiao Laodao how the dragon slayer hero exterminated the Xiangma cottage, the old man talked endlessly, Xiao Laodao actually listened to it with relish, but my grandfather was sitting on pins and needles on the side, walking on thin ice.
The main thing is that the old man said that after the dragon slayer followed Xiangma Mountain, he single-handedly picked the three masters in the cottage, and beat those cottage minions to pieces, and finally, rescued a girl who was taken captive by Xiangma to the cottage.
The master looked at the old man who was dancing with flying eyebrows, and felt that he was not talking about him Liu Niandao, but about Luo Cheng in "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties".
In fact, what the master did that time was not very authentic, he took advantage of Shan Xueer's feelings, and drove a female ghost to design those people in the cottage, which can be said to be victorious, and what the old man said did not match the facts at all, and he was about to be held to the sky, which made my grandfather's face blush for a while. For the experience of the grandfather's suppression of Xiangma Cottage, please see "The Last Ghost Hunter".
The old man said a little bit, the big boss in the cottage also has a sister, named Shan Xue'er, who fell in love with the dragon slayer and wanted to marry him, but after the dragon slayer killed his brother, she hated him, and now she has released the words, if anyone can take the head of the dragon slayer, she will use the whole cottage as a dowry and marry that person, and now the ringing horses on the Heze realm are all looking for the dragon slayer, and the young man in blue who blocked the way just now should also be looking for the dragon slayer, and he also wants his head.
When the old man said this, he actually glanced at my grandfather, and when my grandfather saw this, he straightened his face with a weak heart, and smiled at the old man reluctantly: "Senior, what do you think I do, you don't suspect that I am the dragon slayer, right?" ”
The old man also smiled at my grandfather, but before the old man could speak, the girl on horseback next to him spoke, and the girl snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "If you are a dragon slayer, then there will be no good people in the whole world!" ”
When the master heard this, he quickly pursed his lips and stopped talking, he couldn't afford to deal with an arrogant and unreasonable little girl.
Xiao Laodao said with a smile: "How can he be a dragon slayer, a generation of heroes and heroes of the dragon slayer, you look at my brother, the whole thing is a troublemaker, if he doesn't make trouble for you for a day, he will feel uncomfortable!" ”
When the master heard Xiao Laodao's words, he couldn't help frowning, this old Taoist priest, why has he been targeting himself in and out of his words?
The master was a little unconvinced, but he quickly thought about it carefully and understood that Xiao Laodao was blaming him and blaming him for making trouble with the cattle dealers.
If you hadn't gone into trouble, you wouldn't have encountered mountain bandits blocking the way, and if you hadn't encountered mountain bandits, you wouldn't have reported your name.
It's good now, the man in blue just now must have heard the wind, at this time, I'm afraid it has spread in this area, and many people are afraid that they already know that the dragon slayer Liu Niandao has an old Taoist priest, a big man, and a little mute around him, and he may even know that they also have a vicious monster like a monkey......
Do you regret it at the time? I don't regret it, my grandfather did things, even if it was wrong, he never regretted it, but if he makes a mistake once, he will never make it a second time!
Getting back to the point, after everyone changed back and forth several times, the time came to noon, far away, I saw a town shop in front of the road, on the whole, the town is not big, however, it is located in the traffic artery, the town is full of traffic, and it looks very prosperous.
When everyone entered the town, it happened to be a noon meal, Xiao Laodao sat in the east, found the most pompous restaurant in the town, everyone sat around a big table, served a table full of dishes, the old man and the three seemed to have never seen such a banquet, looking at the table full of delicious delicacies, they were a little dumbfounded.
The old man hurriedly got up and gave his hand, thanking Xiao Laodao for his hospitality, Xiao Laodao smiled and waved his hand, saying that a few of them have been sleeping in the open recently, and they haven't eaten a decent meal for a long time.
Chicken, duck and fish, apricot blossom and fen wine, everyone eats and drinks so lively, the old man is not strong enough to drink, but the girl is very heroic, and he boldly touched a bowl of wine with Xiao Laodao, and then, his cheeks were slightly red and stood up, and poured my grandfather to drink, the girl said, as long as you drink three bowls in a row, this girl will forgive you for your previous disgraceful behavior.
When my grandfather heard this, he felt that he was very wronged, unintentional, and not intentional, if he drank the wine, it would be equivalent to admitting that he did it on purpose.
Seeing this, Xiao Laodao and the old man each persuaded their own people, and in the end, Xiao Laodao drank a bowl for my grandfather, Xiao Chujiu drank a bowl for my grandfather, and my grandfather barely drank a bowl himself. In the past, the alcohol content was low, and a bowl of wine was equal to a bowl of beer now, and it was okay to drink it.
After eating, the three old men wanted to go to the town to find an inn, and they wanted to stay in this town for a few days. Xiao Laodao pretended not to see it, and discussed with the old man with a smile, we have been tired of traveling for the past few days, and we are all tired, and we also want to find an inn to rest, why don't we be together, when my grandfather heard it, he almost didn't vomit blood.
The old man was also very happy to hear Xiao Laodao say this, so everyone left the restaurant together and found an inn nearby to live in.
After arranging the room, the master angrily got into Xiao Laodao's room and asked Xiao Laodao, why don't you leave, why do you say that you are tired of traveling, and you have to live with the three people who are performing arts, what kind of medicine are you selling in the gourd!
Xiao Laodao glanced at my grandfather without being shocked, and said lightly: "The medicine ...... save people"
After the three of the old man settled down, the old man actually came to Xiao Laodao's room to say hello, saying that the three of them were going to the town to play a game, and when they came back in the evening, he would invite them to dinner. My grandfather was still in Xiao Laodao's room at this time, and it was not good to quarrel with Xiao Laodao anymore, the three of them said a few polite words, and the old man left.
At this time, the master was holding back a breath in his heart, and he also wanted to leave, but was stopped by Xiao Laodao, Xiao Laodao told my grandfather, go back to the room to sleep, and don't go out of the door half a step this afternoon.
The master didn't understand what it meant, Xiao Laodao said that when he got out of the door, he would startle the snake, and the master didn't understand, but after the master returned to the room, he really didn't go out of the door for half a step, nor did he sleep, and he sulked in the room all afternoon.
In the evening, the three old men came back, maybe the business was good, the three of the old men were full of spring breeze, and they had to invite the grandfather and a few of them to dinner, because they ate too much at noon, and there was no activity in the afternoon, and the grandfather and a few of them had no appetite, so they didn't want so many dishes. The master wanted to drink some more wine, but was stopped by Xiao Laodao, and instead of letting everyone replace the wine with tea, the master was even more unhappy.
During the eating and drinking, the master suddenly found that Xiao Laodao and the old man seemed to have something on their minds, and they were not as happy as at noon, especially the old man, who frowned slightly, and seemed to have encountered something tricky.
The grandfather wondered in his heart, what happened to them?
After dinner, the grandfather and the old man dispersed, and the three of them packed up some more clothes, and they had to continue performing in the evening.
The grandfather was not in the mood to go out this day, and wanted to go back to the house to go to bed early, but when the grandfather just returned to the house, Xiao Laodao came in mysteriously, Xiao Laodao pulled my grandfather to sit down in the house, and solemnly told my grandfather, don't sleep at night, someone will come to "pick flowers", my grandfather heard it, very surprised, however, he also understood what "picking flowers" meant.
Asked Xiao Laodao what was going on, Xiao Laodao said: "That boy in blue, he fell in love with the girl who was an artist, and now, their people are in this town, and someone will definitely come over at night to drug and take the girl away." ”
When my grandfather heard this, he couldn't believe it, and asked Xiao Laodao, "How do you know?" ”
Xiao Laodao said: "When we met the boy in blue, I could see that the boy in blue had the wrong eyes, and they were a group of flower thieves. ”
When the master heard this, he asked again: "Then how did you tell that they were flower thieves?" ”
Xiao Laodao said: "Each of them carries a purse, which is the antidote to the incense, which is made of dead fish eyes, toad urine, and a few herbs. ”
The grandfather nodded and said, "However, when we met with them, I didn't find any purses on them. ”
Xiao Laodao smiled, "This thing, how can they let people see it, they are all hidden in their waists, but this thing has a fishy smell, and people who know how to smell it can smell it, women don't feel it when they smell it, and after men smell it, they will be upset and unwilling to contact them." ”
Hearing Xiao Laodao say this, the master thought about it for a while, indeed, after he saw the man in blue, he felt a sense of disgust in his eyes, and the few people accompanying the man did not look pleasing to the eye, it should be because of the antidote to the incense.
After Xiao Laodao finished speaking, he patted the grandfather on the shoulder, "Remember, it's still the sentence I told you before, kill the hand, don't leave a living mouth!" ”
The master nodded fiercely.