Chapter 743 [Tell the Kid That Daddy Loves Him] (6K+)
That's right, when He Xiaotian and the aliens jointly defrauded their respective bosses, Xiao Powan suddenly upgraded again for no reason.
Please forgive him for exploding foul language as a big demon king, and the sudden message prompt is really a bit difficult to accept. This situation is like two people who know each other well, one of them has been in retreat for many years, and after leaving the customs, he feels that he has finally achieved great achievements and can dominate the world.
As a result, when he went down the mountain, he found that his friends were eating and drinking, and his small life was extremely chic. And people have unconsciously leveled the world.
In other words, who can not sour two sentences, just a few baskets of lemons to vent the depression in their chests. Co-author Lao Tzu's hard work as an otaku, is it not as fast as you eat, drink and have fun outside?
However, the bowl once made him personally wonder, and he hasn't used this bowl frantically recently. Today, he really did the four words elegant and easy-going, and never cruelly made people pregnant and gave birth.
And you're too buggy, aren't you? Lao Tzu worked hard to blackmail the leaders of the major forces, and tried his best to abduct and deceive him, which can be worthy of today's achievements.
But the bowl is not a thing. You can level up casually, why? What the hell!! He Xiaotian is autistic, and he has always been the person he beats squatting in the corner, and his face is full of depression and wants to vomit blood.
Now that he has met his opponent, the yellow clay bowl has not yet been shot, and he has invisibly made the famous and evil demon king squatting on the ground and drawing a circle alone.
"Could it be that it is the real God's own son?" He Xiaotian's eyes were full of tears, if it weren't for the fact that this broken bowl was too hard, he would have smashed the other party with a black hand.
Let you provoke my patience again and again. Alas, in the future, let's try to pit people with kryptonite. How do I compare to a broken bowl?
If you win, my big demon king is better than the bowl, and if you lose, I'm not even as good as a broken bowl. After all the calculations, he can't please him inside and out.
What's more, the stronger the bowl, the more benefits he gets, and his own deterrence will be unprecedentedly enhanced. In the future, anyone who receives the express will probably weigh one or two and wonder whether to open it.
It is possible that the contents will come by ordering it yourself. It is also very likely that the evil pregnant blow of the Great Demon King is hidden.
The nine-headed bird looked at He Xiaotian who was holding a yellow clay bowl and talking to himself with a strange expression, in its opinion, the other party may have some mental problems.
After pitting hundreds of billions of spiritual energy crystals, you kid is extraordinarily unhappy, but has an expression of tears, what does it mean? Then I cried and laughed, bullying the bird, I can't beat you, right!
There is one thing to say, if the nine-headed bird had been able to surpass him, he would have opened his wings and opened his bow left and right to draw the surname He. If you get cheap and sell well, who will you bury?
[Reincarnation Bowl with doubtful age+4-200,0000,0000/240,0000,0000 (Forever, Spiritual Fetus, Birth, Happy Growth, Ready to Go??? ...... )】
He Xiaotian looked at the upper left corner of his line of sight, where his experience points had just suddenly skyrocketed, and he burst into tears. The treatment of this broken bowl is too good, and you can have countless EXP to enjoy when you have nothing to do.
I'm so envious.
If this Demon King can do the same, wouldn't he want to rise to the top? Wait, sow seeds to get EXP, before Lao Tzu becomes famous, I'm afraid I'll have to die in bed first!
Thinking of this, He Xiaotian immediately shook his head and threw out the extremely unreliable thoughts in his mind. Compared with the death of the best, it is still simple and rude to krypton.
After all, this kind of EXP acquisition condition not only needs to live well, but also has two platinum waists that can win the first place with two billions of stars.
[Reincarnation of doubtful age Nai Ho Bowl +4-209,8000,0000/240,0000,0000 (eternal, spirit fetus, birth, growth happiness, ready to go??? ...... )】
Behind every beating EXP, there is an increase in victims. The small beating can only mean that the other party was caught off guard, and at the moment when he was infinitely close to the stroke, he immediately refined the spirit fetus and avoided possible family conflicts.
If you suddenly find that the EXP has increased dramatically, congratulations to the leader of the forces that have been recruited, your family is prosperous, and a new Ding has been added. Whenever he thinks of those people who hate him to the core, but can't help himself, He Xiaotian can't help laughing.
Let you stay in your own territory and develop with peace of mind, and run to the central domain to do things, now it's okay, right? Let your whole family be full!
"Ready to go, it's really a home trip, a supreme attribute that Yin people must have." He Xiaotian said with emotion, if he hadn't suddenly discovered that after the upgrade of the bowl, he would have added this murderous attribute, he would not have bothered to get another bunch of boxes.
"Ahem, it's time to split the money, right?" The nine-headed bird, taking advantage of his joy, leaned up and asked. The magic incense was obtained from it, and that thing was used a little less, which can be described as a rare treasure.
"Okay, okay, can I still treat you badly? We're best friends! Whoever pits you will not pit you. He Xiaotian swore with a sworn face, and almost raised his hand to swear to the sky. And it seems that it doesn't believe in itself, and its tone seems a little dissatisfied.
Who is I, others, I don't know, don't you know what a cooing bird is? Is he the kind of person who likes to pay his debts and can backtrack at any time!
The nine-headed bird suddenly rolled his eyes when he heard this, you don't have to talk to the bird master and me. Who doesn't know that it's best to be careful when you're friends, otherwise it's easy to go bankrupt.
"How about forty-four trillion aura crystals?"
He Xiaotian looked at the balance of his interstellar bank account, and said without any pressure in his heart.
"I ......"
You're too deductible!
It's just that the nine-headed bird didn't finish speaking, and just spit out a word from his mouth, he was interrupted by He Xiaotian's next words.
"If it's too much, it's too little."
"You ......"
Do you want face? You want to be faced!
"Why, no thanks. Although the plan has nothing to do with you, what is the money between you and me? You're shirking like this, don't force me to turn my face! Don't be embarrassed if you give you more than that's hard work. ”
After the surnamed He finished speaking, he directly took out more than forty trillion spiritual energy crystals and submerged the nine-headed bird in them. Then with the two muscular brothers, the girl slipped away, and the action was called a skill.
"Puff ————"
The nine-headed bird came out of the mountain of spiritual qi crystals and shouted at He Xiaotian's back with a cry.
"Wang Ba calf, I mean not enough. You pit daddy's turtle grandson, I'll stop for the bird! Today, I must kill your turtle son for Tianxingdao. ”
This sentence has almost exhausted all the learning it has learned all its life, but it is a pity that the surname He has fallen on deaf ears. As long as we don't talk about money with the Great Demon King, we will always be good brothers.
What the? Talk about money!
No need to talk.
When you talk again, be careful when the big devil's little fist punches you in the chest.
After the nine-headed bird finished shouting, the sad expression on his face immediately disappeared, replaced by a wicked smile, and then swallowed more than forty trillion spiritual energy crystals in one gulp.
"Alas, just you, the shovel officer, still want to play with my old nine? Magical incense is indeed precious, but don't you look at the current age, how many can be used? There is no price in the market, nothing more than that. ”
This thing belongs to chicken ribs, and powerful people don't need the magic incense to assist themselves, and they still kill the enemy without any scruples. People who don't have the strength, even if they have a magic incense, what can they do?
If you can't beat it, even if you try hard, any conspiracy and trickery is just a castle in the air in the face of absolute strength, and it will fall down with a slight push. Unless, you yourself have a halo that belongs to the protagonist on your head, and there is a providence to help you in the dark.
But his heart was full of pride, feeling that he had finally gained the upper hand, and the nine-headed bird who had pitted He Xiaotian, an unqualified shovel official, never thought that the Great Demon King was the one who needed the magic incense at that time?
Both of them were full of joy, and one thought that he had taken advantage of it and made a lot of money. The other also thinks that he has succeeded in pitting the other party and selling the chicken ribs for a good price.
It's also not clear who lost money.
Or, both of them have earned and there are no losers between them?
The surnamed He ran back to the Scavenger Headquarters Building, and it took a long time to convert four hundred billion aura crystals into EXP. Get rich, get rich like never before!!
【EXP:2200,0000,0000】
"Comfortable."
He Xiaotian was lying on the sofa, feeling more comfortable than ever. Although the 100 billion EXP has not been obtained, it has not yet been covered and directly used to fuse the five square seals.
In fact, there is basically no difference between it and nothing.
Then he began, lazily examining the contents of the ruins of the Sparrow that had been stolen from the aliens.
Ten burned-out fragments, five still-preserved jade bottles, and a few...... This thing is a feather, right?
The words on the fragment, He Xiaotian was almost depressed. He learned the mother of all things, but he didn't even know a word. Made, the Hydra I'm returning.
At the beginning, after learning the mother character of the origin of all things, any kind of text in the hundreds of millions of stars can peek into one or two? Why did you get to the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors, it failed!
Why, can this thing still be disconnected?
This bird wouldn't be, sneaking around and hiding a hand.
And while I was engrossed in the text, the ten fragments of the pages suddenly turned into a big day. It was as if the whole person was tied to a cross, and was scorched by an endless, ever-increasing fire.
If it hadn't been for the muscle brothers who noticed something was wrong and snatched the scrap from his hand, he was afraid that he would have burned to a pile of ashes.
Of course, he has the attribute of eternal life of sin, so he doesn't have to worry about his real death, but even if he is a masochist, he won't deliberately seek death, right?
After waking up, He Xiaotian saw with his own eyes that his left hand, which was holding the fragment, was full of special words, which once penetrated into his soul. If it weren't for the fact that the physical body could repair itself, the power that came from the evil god was unparalleled.
In the future, I am afraid that I will have to wear a "tattoo" that looks more literate for a lifetime.
As for the remaining five jade bottles, he opened them and looked at them.
Hot!!
Just pulled off the cork a little, and it can even be said that it was a tiny gap, and the result almost caused a catastrophe. At that moment, the entire demon capital erupted as if it were a volcano.
The air was distorted in an instant, and if it weren't for the several energy tides, all kinds of buildings and the earth had been strengthened explosively. I'm afraid that at that moment, it will directly turn into ashes.
Fortunately, he has been single for a long time, and his hand speed is relatively fast. Almost as soon as he noticed that something was wrong, he immediately re-stuffed it.
Isn't it the legendary elixir that can burn the Great Sage alive?
Coo Bird, this stepping horse is a special elixir in your mouth, which is a little strong. , this is the nuclear bomb of a whole cultivator.
Whether the Lord of the Stars can hold up after taking it, I'm afraid that there will be a question mark. Whether it is dead or alive depends on the quality of the refining.
In addition, when that woman was back then, did she refine a lot of these things, and then when she met the enemy, she didn't care about them, and scattered them in large quantities.
When He Xiaotian thought that the entire sky was filled with pills that were enough to surpass the power of the nuclear bomb by hundreds of times, the whole person instantly became bad. The Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors is really evil.
Not only is the text incomprehensible, but even a small pill can kill a large group of people anytime and anywhere.
The last three feathers, at first glance, are two words - beautiful!!
I have never seen such beautiful feathers in my life.
At first glance, it looks like a vase, belonging to the category of decorations. It's just that when he saw the nine-headed bird showing a salivating expression, He Xiaotian put the feathers into the storage space with a vigilant face.
And secretly swore that he would not take it out for a day if he did not understand what the feathers were good for.
This deflated calf may snatch something good at any time. It's not terrible to rob it, but I'm afraid that the other party will stuff it into it.
When the time comes, he will definitely not want to dig it.
Disgusting.
I don't know what kind of bad taste this damn broken bird has in building the storage space in that part.
Presumably, even if it is an enemy, after killing it, it is estimated that he will not do anything to oversell the goods. But if there is a bit of identity, who wants to dig out the little yellow flower of a bird.
No matter how poor you are, you can't do without discipline.
Except for the Great Demon King.
He doesn't have such a thing as discipline at all.
"If you have a broken page, it is very likely that it is a celestial and human technique. It's just the text of the Court of Ten Thousand Ancestors, and I can't understand the Bird Master. After all, it was made up by the Emperor of Heaven alone, except for the descendants. Unless you can rub the ancestral word, or the legendary ancestral word tablet. ”
The nine-headed bird sat on the couch and pretended. The serious tone matches its size and appearance, not to mention how funny it is.
Of course, no one in the room, who was there, would really think it was funny. Knowledgeable people are always full of an inexplicably convincing and yearning temperament.
Well...... Except for this lowly bird.
"Ancestral Monument?" He Xiaotian was stunned again, what kind of thing is this, is it worth it? For those surnamed He, there are two things in the world, valuable and worthless.
"The ancestral stele full of supreme power is the mother word of the origin of all things, and it cannot be compared. It is the Emperor of Heaven, who, with his supreme authority, has given himself the rules of the written word.
Legend has it that the ancestral stele overrides any of the stars and has a part of the power of the Emperor of Heaven. If you can collect them all, you will get that part of the power. ”
He Xiaotian: "......"
How can I have a sense of playing games, dog planning to force me with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and keep spending money to collect equipment?
Emperor, if you have a past life, you must be an excellent game planner.
Every day people are sent threatening letters, threatening personal safety, and I wish your whole family to ascend to heaven.
"The jade bottle should be even more fierce than the elixir that burned the Great Sage. As for the role, don't say I don't know. Even if I knew what the effect was, would you dare to swallow it? ”
What about Nima, you say!
He Xiaotian's eyelids jumped, I am still very young, even if I am immortal, I have no idea of looking for death.
"Feathers, they're just decorations."
He looked at the nine-headed bird with a calm and breezy face, as if it was really a nine-headed bird with a few beautiful feathers that were not important.
Without saying a word, he showed an expression that I have no grievances with Your Excellency, why do you want to use me as a critic, and responded to this cheap bird holding back bad water.
"What I said is true."
"Mmmmmm
For the nine-headed bird that has no silver of three hundred taels here, He Xiaotian said I believe you are a ghost!
"Boom ————"
Before the nine-headed bird, who was holding back his thoughts in his stomach, continued to explain, the whole earth trembled violently. It was as if some behemoth had crashed into the central domain.
So, the three of them and one beast couldn't help but look at the sky through the window.
I saw a woman who was obviously a normal body type, but it was clearly in my eyes.
"! Lord of the Stars? ”
The nine-headed bird suddenly lost the mind of nonsense, and directly exclaimed.
This is not the last spiritual body, but the real body has come down.
"How does this woman look familiar?" He Xiaotian said to himself, something is wrong, I haven't seen a few stars lords.
"Immortal Dynasty." The muscle brothers are usually a little silly, but their memory is not bad. Immediately recognized, this is the real ruler of the Immortal Dynasty.
“?!”
When He Xiaotian heard this, he immediately knew who the other party was.
O old woman!
It's just that what is this guy doing in the Nexus Domain?
Looking for a lover?
And just when the surnamed He was full of slander, I saw the old woman shouting angrily.
"Great Demon King, if you are a man, come out and fight me to the death."
"Brush!" "Brush!" "Brush!"
The three eyes focused on He Xiaotian's body for a moment.
I'm asking, why did you offend people?
Day by day, you can't stop the point!
If you don't die, you're not tickled.
"I swear to God, I really haven't done ......anything lately," He Xiaotian immediately remembered those boxes when he said this. It seems that the old woman is the only one in the group who has lost the worst, and then brought back three in one go.
No way?
This woman must have been tricked!
Otherwise, why do you have an angry expression that has been abandoned by a scumbag?
He didn't frantically stuff all the fifty boxes into the Pregnancy Blow, but was quite merciful enough to keep only twenty-five.
She's out of luck, too!
If he said this, the guarantee surnamed He would be beaten all over the place.
Half of the fifty boxes are stuffed, and the 50% chance is that the horse is not high?
If you're mad, are you cramming hundreds of beams into a box?
Let people give birth to hundreds of babies in one breath.
"Gollum ————"
He Xiaotian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then remembered that the Central Domain was protected by the Heavenly Emperor, and then said calmly.
"It's okay, don't say she's the Lord of the Stars, what can Tianzun do when she comes? You can still turn the sky upside down......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a jade plaque appear in the old woman's hand.
"Whoa!!"
The blood-colored lightning scattered all over the planet suddenly split a gap in the next second.
He Xiaotian: "!! ∑(?? Д?? ノ)ノ。 ”
Nine-headed bird: "Σ(っ°Д°; )っ。 ”
Muscle Brother: "?? \_(ツ)_/??。 ”
The expressions of the three of them were different, but it was He Xiaotian who was a little square.
No way, who called him the culprit.
After saying that the Emperor of Heaven and his old man will protect the people of the Central Domain?
As a result, this old woman was able to come!
Unexpectedly, in the face of the blood-colored lightning that separated a gap, she did not enter first.
"Don't worry, although he has a jade plate that can pass through the Nexus Domain, that thing is obviously consumable. With her power to descend here, I am afraid that she will suffer the most ferocious backlash.
Unless it is the Lord of the Stars who has imprinted the imprint of the Ancestral Court, any big man of this level will not get a brand that can ignore the realm and time.
And once the person who imprinted the mark of the ancestral court was regarded as a slave lackey by the stars. After the collapse of the ancestral court, this kind of person was almost killed by the people between the hundreds of millions of stars. ”
The nine-headed bird didn't say anything superfluous, the reason why he killed all these lackeys of the ancestral court was not just to vent his anger. It is also to protect the relics buried in the central domain, think about the existence of a person who can enter and exit at will, ignoring the realm and time, who knows if there can be a second Heavenly Emperor?
To be on the safe side, of course, it is necessary to cut the grass and eradicate the roots.
"Hoo ————"
He Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, it's good if he can't get in. In this way, he can continue to happily try to be on the verge of death.
"Boom ————"
The figure flashed, and he rushed out directly, heading straight for the sky.
"Wait......"
The nine-headed bird looked at He Xiaotian, who was getting farther and farther away, and opened his beak.
"I haven't finished speaking, although she can't easily wade into danger, but it doesn't mean that she can't kill you!"
It's a pity that He Xiaotian has turned into a small black dot.
Such a reckless Great Demon King, this time he really has no intention of dying.
He was afraid that the old woman would have some ferocious means.
Of course, he is immortal, but the people in the Scavenger Headquarters Building are not strange people who can be resurrected.
In case of any accidents, at least he will not bother others.
"Is the child cute?"
He Xiaotian blinked his eyes and asked the old woman outside the gap.
What a!!
The old woman's teeth were about to be crushed.
"You give my mother a ———— death"
A sword light burst out, robbing it of the sun's brilliance in an instant.
The people of the whole world have only a brilliant light in their eyes.
Then He Xiaotian felt that he was out of control.
The body is fading away little by little!
"Tell the kids that Daddy loves them."
Old woman: "(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻." ”
If you are impulsive, you should drain his soul and torture the other party all day long.
"Phew!"
After a symbolic spit and a vicious breath, after killing the starry Great Demon King, she decisively turned around and wanted to leave.
No one can live under his own sword.
Even if you are as evil as the Great Demon King, you can't do it!!
However, a small broken bowl suddenly appeared.
The old woman who drank a bowl of refreshing well water on a dog day shot out a beam full of miracles.
“?!”
She looked at the child who had grown up in the breath, and the whole person was dumbfounded.
The eight lambs of the king, even if they die, do not forget to harm me.
"Mother!"
In the face of a big salute to pay homage to her child, the old woman endured the thought of slashing with a sword. grabbed the other party's neck and fled the scene quickly.
One more, and the family can make up a table of mahjong!!
You can't let people see it, otherwise your reputation will be ruined.
It's just that if people don't know, they can't do it unless they do.
Shortly after the old woman left, billions of stars exploded.
The news of the Demon King's death flew all over the sky, once again causing the stars that were silent like a pool of stagnant water to stir up.