Chapter 175: Diarrhea and Running Belly Advancement Dan
The person who came to him, Wang Jue recognized it at a glance, it turned out to be the right protector of the Feixian Sect, the little hammer some time ago in the Feixian Sect, the little hammer made Erha play not lightly, Wang Jue thought that he would not dare to come to the seaside fishing village in his life, but he didn't expect to come.
"it! It turned out to be the right protector of the little hammer, my pet has been waiting for you for a long time, and I hope that you are looking forward to it. Seeing the little hammer, Wang Jue greeted him from afar.
"Where, where?"
As soon as Wang Jue mentioned Erha, the little hammer immediately nervously kept looking around, in Wang Jue's opinion, once the little hammer found Erha, he would immediately run away.
"Your uncle, don't look around, Ben Erha is here! What kind of eyes! A graceful, dashing and handsome, quick-witted, and witty Sky Swallowing Immortal Beast like me is standing on your shoulder, and you can't see it?"
Erha stood on the shoulder of the little hammer, and after finishing speaking, he raised a front paw and slapped it on the top of the little hammer's head, so frightened that the little hammer hurriedly shrank his neck, but still did not dodge.
Seeing Erha suddenly appear on top of the little hammer's head, Wang Jue couldn't help but be stunned, don't look at Wang Jue is the owner of the fanged space, Erha's sudden appearance, he didn't notice it at all.
"His uncle's Wang Jue, I haven't seen you for a month, did you forget me, and I want Ben Erha to come and see you, it's really not interesting, I'm tired of Ben Erha. ”
After Erha finished speaking, he raised one of his front paws very humanely and shook it towards Wang Jue, which was regarded as greeting Wang Jue.
"This bastard, the last sentence is the key, and he is tired to death, what is this bastard doing in the fangs space? Cultivating Spirit Grass? Alchemy? No matter what he does, it's a great good thing!" Wang Jue secretly rejoiced.
"Little hammer, has your cold been cured? I have already refined the elixir for your illness, do you still want it? Erha poked out his little head and asked the little hammer as if he was very concerned.
"Thank you Master Erha for your concern, my cold has long been cured, I don't need to take the elixir anymore, thank you!"
As soon as the little hammer finished speaking, the shoulder that Erha was standing on slammed down, and almost fell directly to the ground, it turned out that Erha suddenly made a thousand pound fall, and in an instant, the shoulder of the little hammer seemed to be pressed on a thousand pounds.
Yes!
The little hammer was startled, and instinctively opened his mouth, and at this moment, Erha's little mouth also suddenly opened, and he went straight to the little hammer's open mouth and squirted.
Out of instinct, the little hammer was about to shut up, but he couldn't be fast, and when he closed his mouth, he immediately felt something enter his mouth, and he couldn't do it if he wanted to spit it out, as if the thing that went in had legs and slid down his throat.
"Master Erha, what did you give me?"
Sensing that something had slipped into his body, the little hammer turned white with fright, and hurriedly asked Erha, who was standing on his shoulder, with a cry in his voice.
"Haha little hammer, a spirit pill scared you like this, your uncle, it's so funny, don't be afraid, it's the elixir I specially prepared for you, you have carried me for so long, how can I thank you!"
Erha raised one of his front paws and patted the head of the little hammer, as if the elders cared for the younger ones, full of love, but in Wang Jue's opinion, how did he look like an adult fooling a child.
"Master Erha, what kind of elixir is that?"
Although Erha's expression looks very loving, in the eyes of Little Hammer, no matter how you look at it, it looks like this Erha master has bad intentions.
"Your uncle's little hammer, the elixir in Ben Erha's hand, all of them are the best of the best, you have to ask what kind of elixir is it? Listen to Ben Erha's detailed explanation, it is a diarrhea belly...... Advance Dan, go find a place to!"
"Haha! You bastard, when did you refine this elixir?"
Looking at Erha's pretended mysterious posture, Wang Jue felt that this product was very unreliable, even if it was reliable to himself, what he said to this little hammer was unreliable.
"Master Erha, I'm good to you! I have listened to you to do whatever you ask me to do, why do you still give me this elixir. ”
As soon as Erha finished speaking, the little hammer immediately covered his stomach, bent down, and showed a painful expression on his face, and then looked up at Erha with a sad look on his face.
Shout!
Erha's small body turned into a white light, and fell on Wang Jue's shoulder in a blink of an eye, looking down at the little hammer and laughing.
"Haha, your uncle's little hammer, this Erha is for your good, although it makes you diarrhea, but in the end it is a breakthrough in cultivation, hurry up and shit, if you don't go, you will be pulled into your pants. ”
When he was on Feixian Island, the cultivation of the little hammer was the seventh layer of the Juyuan Realm, which was one level lower than the cultivation of the Golden Bell, but when he saw the little hammer again this time, the cultivation had become the eighth layer of the Juyuan Realm.
From this, it also indirectly confirmed Tie Shan's words, the cultivators of Feixian Island suppressed their cultivation and did not dare to break through, and after eating the curse removal pill, they immediately began to break through their cultivation.
"Master Wang, where is the toilet in the seaside fishing village! Tell me quickly, I can't hold it anymore. ”
Little Hammer's face turned blue, and he looked at Wang Jue with an almost pleading look, and Haixia stood beside him and pursed her lips and snickered.
"There you are! We won't wait for you, we have important things to do!"
"Poof!"
Haixia saw the little hammer running away, Haixia couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud.
"Erha, you are too bad, are you really Jinjin Dan for the little hammer to eat? Why is Jinjin Dan still associated with diarrhea?" Wang Jue stroked the fluff on Erha's back, and didn't blame him.
"His uncle's, it's really a promotion pill, but it's one level worse than the promotion pill you ate at the beginning, the one you eat is not diarrhea, this must be diarrhea and make your stomach trouble, only by excreting all the food in your body, can you finally break through the cultivation. ”
"Master Wang, Master Erha, wait for me, I still have important things to tell you!" The two sisters and brothers had just walked out less than a hundred zhang away, and there was a loud cry of a small hammer behind them.
"I said little hammer, you are verbose, why didn't you say it when you were there just now! You only said it when we left, what is there to say quickly, we are still in a hurry!" Looking at the little hammer that stumbled all the way, Wang Jue said angrily.
"I ...... As soon as I came here, Master Erha gave me a diarrhea and diarrhea pill, and I immediately had a stomach upset, and I haven't had time to tell you yet!"
"Your uncle's little hammer, you can't have such a physique! Just pull out a lump, no, the shit you just pulled is definitely not formed, you can't call it a lump, just pull a bubble, the little face will not look white, you will have to strengthen the exercise in the future!"
"Yes, yes...... The master's lesson is that the little hammer must strengthen its training in the future and never slack off. ”
Treating this Erha master, the little hammer didn't dare to slack off at all, and hurriedly kept making a move at Erha standing on Wang Jue's shoulder, but ignored Wang Jue directly.
"Hurry up, what's going on?" Wang Jue was a little impatient, and immediately urged the little hammer.
"The sect master has invited Master Wang to the Flying Immortal Sect as a guest! No, I still have to go to the toilet, the master has finished his own business, please be sure to go to the Flying Immortal Sect." ”
As soon as he said a word, the little hammer immediately covered his stomach again, and ran to the toilet with his legs, until he ran away, and finally finished the rest of the words.
"Dead Erha, you said that what elixir you refined is not good, but what kind of diarrhea and belly promotion pill you have refined, although it can make the little hammer break through the cultivation, maybe I will scold you to death behind my back. ”
Looking at Erha, who looked complacent, Wang Jue couldn't tell what to say about this product.
"His uncle, do you think I'm willing! The spirit grass in the fangs space just matched this pill formula, don't worry! When he broke through his cultivation, he would have forgotten about diarrhea and stomach trouble, and besides, it was also detoxification and beauty! I don't believe you wait and see, the little hammer must have become much better than before. ”
"Even if diarrhea is to nourish the face! However, the face of the little hammer is like a black piece of iron, can it still turn white?" Wang Jue described it well, the name of the little hammer was called according to his skin color.
"His uncle's Wang Jue, yes, otherwise how can it be called a spirit pill? Maybe it will become more like a woman's face than a woman's face, and when you see it again, you probably won't know it." ”
"Dead Erha, you said that you were tired, did you refine a lot of elixirs, hurry up and tell me what elixirs you have, and how many have been refined in total. After chatting with Erha for a long time, I finally talked about substantive issues.
"Uncle, why are you in a hurry! No matter how many elixirs I refine, they will all be yours in the end, hurry up and get the vitality condensation! The jar you gave me is gone. ”
The two of them chatted while walking, and soon left the seaside fishing village, Wang Jue slapped the storage bag, and the Flying Dragon Cold Snow Ice Jade Sword flew out, suspended in mid-air, and turned into a five-foot giant sword in the blink of an eye.
The sister and brother took Erha and stepped on the flying sword, and went straight to Hou Jian's house and galloped away, at this time, the little monkey staggered out of the toilet, his face was no longer white, but turned sallow, and he was about to be dehydrated.
"It's not okay to go on like this, you have to go back to the Flying Immortal Sect as soon as possible, if Erha doesn't tell the truth, just keep pulling it like this, you have to die, the anus is so hot!"
The little hammer didn't dare to delay, and directly slapped the storage bag, and the flying sword immediately suspended in mid-air, flew on the flying sword, and went straight to the Flying Immortal Sect.
The little hammer stopped twice more in the middle of the road, found a place where no one was there and hurried to finish, and then rushed to the Flying Immortal Sect non-stop, and after half an hour, he finally flew to his own cave, and looked down to see that Jin Dazhong was standing at the door of the cave and waiting for him.
"Little Hammer, what's wrong with you? I went to the seaside fishing village, why is my face so ugly, is it that I have eaten too much seafood and made my stomach hurt!"