Chapter 316 [What a miserable little fat man, we can't bear to look at it] (4.5K)
At nine o'clock in the morning, the Demon Capital Medical University, the martial arts assessment began.
The fifty students all made the first form of the "Twelve Styles of Dharma Yijin" in a regular manner, and Wei Shen offered the pestle.
Even if he was dissatisfied with He Xiaotian's words, no one objected.
Within three months, they learned one thing to obey!
The Great Demon King will never reason with you unless you can beat him.
But thinking of He Xiaotian's terrifying figure on the first day of admission, everyone felt that it was better to be obedient.
No matter how hard and tired it is, it's just a double torture of spirit and **.
Under the watchful eyes of hundreds of people, time kept passing.
Three hours later, the aroma of the meal filled the entire playground.
Fifty small muscles, the face does not change.
Ninety days of hardship, this scene still did not bother them.
The scorching sun exudes high temperature unscrupulously.
So, fans and watermelons and other items were placed in front of the 'judges' who were responsible for checking the strength of the students.
“???”
Every named disciple was soaked with sweat.
"Xiao Luo, isn't this okay?" Wang Lao, who was the oldest in the middle grade of the five, looked embarrassed. It is true that he lived a long time and was well-informed. But in front of them, the little guys were undergoing a hard assessment, but they were sitting in front of others, eating watermelons and blowing the wind.
How big is this face to be able to do without changing color?
At least, his surname Wang can't do it.
"It's okay, X ordered it to come down." Roger didn't care, picked up a piece of black-skinned watermelon and nibbled on it.
"Click!" "Click!"
Two or three bites, a piece of watermelon under the stomach.
Then, the guy picked up the second piece.
When the rest of the people saw this, they also let go of their reserves.
Since someone is taking the lead, what are they afraid of?
It's done!
When Roger picked up the third piece of watermelon, his right hand suddenly froze.
Because on the opposite playground, fifty small muscle ** looked at him with murderous eyes.
"Hehe......"
To be honest, it's a bit stressful.
In the face of each 'little X', it is impossible to say that he doesn't care at all.
What if these people rush up and have to kill him?
Fifty people sweating like rain, not to mention how much they hate Roger.
If you eat melon, you will eat melon, what are you talking about?
Forget it, what the hell is your sound from head to toe?
Sincerely, we're sorry!!
Roger sneered and reluctantly put down the watermelon.
Don't dare to eat it, if you eat it again, you will die.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the first six styles of "Dharma Yijin Twelve Styles" were finally completed, and everyone reached the qualified line.
"Have you ever dropped out of the assessment?"
Everyone shook their heads and joked.
"Dharma Yijin Twelve Styles" they are the most proficient, if they don't try to score points in the first two levels, is it difficult to make trouble for themselves in the next three levels?
"Okay, go on!"
He Xiaotian nodded with satisfaction, and waved his hand to let the three junior brothers carry one up...... Barbecue?
Then under the complaining eyes of the registered disciples, BBQ began.
Onlookers: "......"
Are you really their master?
You're a demon!
A variety of meat skewers, vegetables, and seafood are available one by one.
The barbecue master trickster rolled up his sleeves and stood in front of the grill with a grandmaster bearing.
After a few moments, the enticing aroma permeates the entire playground.
"Gollum ......"
Fifty people gathered together, and the sound of stomach protest was extremely harsh.
A group of people were red-faced, especially the female disciples, who were eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Although most people, they can't tell that they are women.
Not to mention, the trickster's craft, if he opened a shop in the magic capital, he said that he was the second, and no one dared to put the boss's hat on his head.
"Dharma Yijin Twelve Styles" don't look at it just posing, in fact, the consumption of physical strength is quite large.
The first six styles are okay, but after mastering, it is not too difficult to arrive.
But once you reach the last six forms, isn't the difficulty just a geometric increase?
After six hours of cultivation, I was already a little tired.
The stomach was even more empty, hungry.
In addition, the proximity is close to the unique aroma of charcoal grilled fat.
If it weren't for the willpower exercised by three months of penance, they might have rushed forward at any time.
"If someone voluntarily gives up, eat whatever they want!"
Everyone swallowed, but remained indifferent.
"Some of you have a limited talent in the "Twelve Styles of Dharma Yijin". Give up resistance, come up and masturbate, and take a break by the way. In this way, there is still plenty of energy to deal with the next four levels. ”
"Goo-dong!"
The saliva was much louder, and what the master said seemed to make sense.
He Xiaotian looked at the few people in the crowd who were about to move, smiled slightly, and said.
"Limited to the top 10, come if you want to eat."
As the words fell, he grabbed a handful of spices and spilled them on the barbecue.
As for the fragrance, it became bigger.
Not only that, but he also instructed Feng Yu, a silly boy, to bring a lot of meat skewers and send them to Roger and them.
See what these guys are all about?
Saliva is pouring all over the ground!
If it weren't for He Xiaotian's brutal strength and deeds, they would have rushed up and shook off their cheeks.
"Whoa!" "Whoa!"
A group of registered disciples, listening to the voices in their ears, looked at the scavengers in front of them, taking a sip of skewers and cold beer.
There is only one sentence in my heart, are you the devil!!
The group looked at He Xiaotian's smiling eyes and simply closed their eyes.
Persistence is victory!
No matter how it goes, get 10 points first.
Under the ravages of the aroma, half an hour finally passed.
"Everyone, plus 10 points!"
After He Xiaotian finished speaking, the pops came and went, and as far as the eye could see, there was a large area on the playground.
There are only nine people, and they are still holding on.
He Xiaotian's eyes swept away, some people were exhausted, and some still had spare strength.
He was very pleased with this.
Those who still have spare strength do not work hard, but give up only after considering the problems of the next four levels.
Although he gritted his teeth, persevered, and scored 30 points directly in the first level, which looked beautiful, in fact, this was a pit dug by his surname He.
From the beginning to the end, he only said plus points, not minus points.
If the next four levels do not reach the passing line, points will naturally be deducted.
Among those who fell, fifteen people immediately rushed out.
These guys scrambled to be the first to pounce on the barbecue, regardless of the fact that they grabbed a handful of skewers and wanted to swallow them together.
The five people who didn't fight were disappointed.
Grandma's, run slow!
As for the rest of the people spread out on the playground, they were also full of envy.
I really don't have the strength to fight!
"Let's chirp ......" "Let's chirp ......"
"Is it delicious?" He Xiaotian asked with a smile.
"Delicious!" "Delicious!"
Ten people nodded their heads one after another, this was the best barbecue they had ever eaten in their lives.
Think about it, I lived in vain.
"Is it fragrant?"
"It smells so good!" "It smells so good!"
He Xiaotian nodded and continued.
"Eat more incense, one string at a time."
"Uh-huh...... Kindness?! ”
Ten people were struck by lightning, and the movements of the strings were frozen in the air.
"Teacher, teacher...... Master, what are you talking about? ”
"Eat more fragrant."
"No, no...... No...... Posterior ...... Behind...... The latter ...... One one...... A ......" They looked incredulous, as if they had heard it wrong, and they tried to hear it again.
"A string of points." He Xiaotian was breezy and fulfilled their wishes.
“......”
"I ate five skewers! Five, five!! Why can't you control this mouth! ”
"You're only five points, I've made nine strings, and I'm done with the calf."
Ten people wailed, and the five who were behind, as well as the people on the playground, were full of schadenfreude.
It's good that I run slowly, otherwise I will die!!
"By the way, you can't put it back if you take it. It must be eaten, and if it exceeds ten strings, it will be counted as a negative score. Whether you can or not, finish eating. ”
He Xiaotian's voice fell, and the people in the entire playground suddenly looked at the first person who rushed to the barbecue grill.
Because this person, even in front of the other forty-nine muscles, looks fat!!
And on his hands, the number of skewers is probably more than fifty.
“???”
The little fat man was about to cry, and he had to get at least eighty points to pass the test.
"Master...... Master...... You, you, you...... Are you open...... Open ...... Kidding, right? ”
Hearing this, He Xiaotian walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
"Kid, stop dreaming. Instead of hoping that I am joking with you, you should go and sell the meat skewers in your hands, and let your brothers and sisters buy a little bit of it. ”
"Woo woo woo ......" the little fat man cried at that time, points are as precious as life, who is willing to sell it!
If you don't pass because of a bunch of meat, wouldn't you die quite unjustly?
Onlookers: "......"
What the hell did these kids offend x?
Otherwise, why do you spare no effort to trap them?
He Xiaotian's every sentence is full of pits.
If you don't pay attention, you can see that ten people are buried directly.
Especially the little fat man, he died a miserable death!
We couldn't bear to look at it.
"When the time comes, the nine of you add twenty points."
As soon as the words fell, they sat on the ground, their clothes already soaked.
At this time, if you take it off, it will definitely come out of the water when you twist it.
Next, the scores are announced. Gao Jie, thirty points. Li Liang...... Very...... Peng Yi, minus forty-five points!! ”
The words fell, and a group of people focused their eyes on the little fat man whose heart was broken.
It's miserable.
"Peng Yi, tell the master what your nickname was last night? Say it and the teacher will exempt you from 10 points of debt. ”
"Raw!"
"You used to be a programmer, right?"
The little fat man Peng Yi looked surprised, how do you know!
He Xiaotian smiled and said leisurely.
"You're bald."
“......”
When Peng Yi heard this, he continued to cry without a wow.
"Be strong, even though you are fat and bald, you still owe fifty-five points to your teacher. But as long as you work hard, you will definitely reap the rewards. Of course, none of this can change the fact that you are fat and bald, and that you owe points. ”
"Wow......"
Most of the onlookers turned their heads at this moment.
What a miserable little fat man, if this mouthful of poisonous chicken soup goes down, I'm afraid I don't have the heart to die, right?
Peng Yi cried and cried, and found out that something was wrong!
Didn't you say okay, I said last night's nickname, and you gave me ten points?
Why did you go from minus forty-five to minus fifty-five?
"Master...... Master, didn't you say you'd give me 10 points! ”
He Xiaotian smiled at the little fat man and said bitterly.
"Son, you're still too young. Ten points are exempted, which is naturally fifty-five, and the teacher does not mean that you will be given ten points. Congratulations, on top of the fat and bald attributes, you have added another stupid one more to yourself. ”
“......”
The scavengers, as well as the judges and others, covered their faces.
I couldn't bear it, and continued to watch the little fat man take a blow.
"Bang!"
Peng Yi fell to the ground with his back to the sky, tears sliding from the corners of his eyes, and he looked loveless.
"The second assessment begins!"
"Bronze Statue Gong" fifty people, all qualified.
The judges' eyes were about to pop out when they watched this scene!
Three months ago, they were nothing more than ordinary people.
Now every punch and kick has the power to open the mountain and crack the stone!
This whole little superman.
Compared with the strange people who are lucky and suddenly awaken from the sky, martial arts have great popularity.
It's just a matter of buying some training equipment and spending expensive medicinal materials.
At most, I'm sifting through it.,A guy with a bit of talent.。
And for flower growers, what can be solved with money is not a problem!
Person?
With a population of more than one billion, can't you get a warrior of hundreds or tens of millions?
Fifty people, more or less, all got five points from the second level.
There are only two of them, and they are the most eye-catching.
The first person was Gao Jie, who got fifteen points!
The second one was a bit unexpected by He Xiaotian, it turned out to be Peng Yi, the little fat man who seemed to be the saddest today.
This guy is even on the copper head, surpassing Gao Jie.
He crashed headlong, and the copper tripod collapsed directly!
The picture is more powerful than Gao Jie, I don't know how much more powerful. The impact on people is extremely strong. It was as if all his anger had turned into motivation.
In the third level of "Five Tigers Broken Door Knife", forty-nine people just gave up the battle project after getting a passing grade.
The time for sword practice is too short, and it is not easy to perform it smoothly.
Besides, when you are cultivating, there is no one to feed you, wouldn't it be embarrassing to take it out?
Only one person stood up.
Peng Yi!
After scoring fifteen points in the second level, he still owes forty points.
If you don't work hard now, when will you stay?
It's just that when he fights the trickster, Ma De is simply spicy.
He Xiaotian can't wait to go up and kick him away, do you want to go on stage to disgust me?
You think this is a crazy boy, slashing people on the street!
Pick up the big blade and do it?
Especially this guy, relying on the good cultivation of "Bronze Statue Gong", he is unscrupulous.
actually forced him to hold on for two minutes in the hands of the trickster and get twenty points.
Of course, the trickster didn't use all his strength, otherwise he could be killed directly!
The scavengers and the judges are not fools, so they can naturally see it.
Just a little fat man who has been cultivating for three months can be comparable to a strange person in terms of physical strength.
Can it not be surprising?
Peng Yi also exploited a loophole.
He Xiaotian never thought that there would be such a shameless person.
Pick up the ghost head knife and pick it up, just go to the street and find someone, you can do it.
Why is this also called "Five Tigers Broken Door Knife"?
But it can't be helped, who told him not to add!
can only be cheaper little fat man.
The other forty-nine people were all excited.
Not only did the fat man get twenty points, but he also bought a two-minute break for the crowd.
In the fourth level of the willow leaf flying knife, Peng Yi fully exerted the shameless spirit.
After the forty-nine people were completed, this guy did another scene that made He Xiaotian want to strangle him.
Everyone is well-behaved, tying the flying knife to the waist, and then assessing.
The little fat man directly picked up more than a dozen flying knives with his two hands and shot them at the wooden target.
"Poof!" "Poof!" "Poof!"
Feng Yu looked at the four big holes on the wooden target, not knowing what to do.
"Hahaha......"
"Peng Yi adds eighty points, and the remaining sixty points."
"I'm finally ......" Before the little fat man could finish speaking, he was interrupted by He Xiaotian.
"Because the eight throwing knives on the wooden target failed to penetrate the target, eighty points were deducted. So, you're still minus twenty points. ”
“!!!”
"I ......"
When Peng Yi heard this, he didn't take a breath and lay directly on the ground.
He Xiaotian smiled contemptuously, fight with me?
Do you think that balding at a young age means being extremely smart?
Your master and I are the ones who make the rules!
In the final archery assessment, everyone only passed, and no one could get extra points.
But that was enough, and all fifty of them graduated.
Little fat man?
There are a few senior brothers with super high scores, who got together to let him cross the border.
Of course, this is also He Xiaotian's instructions, if it weren't for his sentence that you can use meat skewers to sell points, he would have died today.
The five judges, after the assessment, talked with each other for a long time.
The fight was red-faced, and it was not until late at night that each gave the result.
Roger also notified He Xiaotian, who was celebrating with the students, as soon as possible.
"X, the above decided to ......"